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Steve bounces the ball again, and again it hits directly against the sprinkler head. It's like he's aiming for it or something. As a result, you don't get a chance to catch the ball.

"Wow, those things sure are sturdy," he says. He starts banging on one with his fist. "Look at this... it's not even going off." He raises both arms, grabs onto the pipe, lifts his body and starts kicking the sprinkler. "Look at how strong this connection is. No water anywhere!"

What do you do?

* Tell Steve to not do what he's doing.
* Join Steve in proving the strength of the sprinkler.
* Get the hell out of there.