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You sit down and wait for further instructions. "Hey, glad you could join us," Fishy says. "Now, Matt's going to contine his turn."

Matt rolls the dice again, shuffles his cards, and pulls one at random. "Okay, since you're new here, I'll go easy on you. Using this 'Death, Death, and More Death' card, I cast my firespell, tornado spell, and cheese spell in your direction."

Fishy looks down at his board behind his wall. His head pops up and says, "Okay, and... if you could roll the die?" You roll the one-sided die. It's a five. "Right, you get death. Commence."

Matt looks down at his card and starts summoning the spell. Nothing happens. All of a sudden, you're surrounding by fire, wind, and cheese. You're clothes are on fire, the winds are slamming you into various walls, and gallons of cheese are being fed into each of your orifices. When the spell is over, you collapse on a big pile of flaming cheese, and proceed to finish dying.

"Man, what a wuss," says Fishy. "Can't even play a simple game." Apparently can't even find a yearbook, either. "Okay, Rene, it's your turn."