Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

You build up the courage (if you call that courage) to start whacking away at another sprinkler with your fist. Even you're impressed at the force these things can withstand.

Meanwhile, a couple personnel from Campus Safety walk around the corner and see two people trying to damage the fire equipment. One of them says to the other, "What the hell are they doing?"

The second officer responds, "They're trying to destroying those sprinklers!"

"And if they do, the fire alarm will go off!"

"And then students will be forced to go outside, and when they realize it's a false alarm, they won't take future fire alarms seriously!"

"And then we're bound to have students die in a fire simply because they won't pay attention to the alarms!"

"And so, in a way, these two goons are KILLING PEOPLE!!"

And with that logic, the two officers grab their guns (now mandated by the RIT Anti-Drug Counsel) and shoot you and Steve repeatedly in the chest. You both fall down and die in a pool of your own blood.

Later, the two officers are awarded Medals of Honor for saving the lives of innocent RIT dorm inhabitants everywhere. And the yearbook is found and incinerated the next day for no apparent reason.