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You stride into the kitchen and notice a microwave, a sink, and a table with magazines and publications. The reading material consists of The Reporter, Hell's Kitchen, and Science. The microwave beeps, indicating that someone's food is ready. The yearbook CD could be hiding anywhere. Keeping in mind that Science is way over the head of a dimwit such as yourself, what will you do first?

* Broaden your horizons with The Reporter.
* Broaden your horizons with Hell's Kitchen.
* Open the microwave.