Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

You waltz into the Library hoping to find the yearbook. There's a person there by the printer. He speaks to you. "Hey, I'm Dez. I wrote this Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure. That means that I'm omnipotent in this story. I can do whatever the hell I please!"

This person sounds a bit on the edge. "I know why you've come here," he continues. "You've come to find the yearbook. It's not in the Library. I can tell you where the yearbook is, but you must listen carefully. Very carefully. Do you understand?"

You hesitate. Finally, you mumble, "Yes."

"Okay. Now, the yearbook that you're looking for is in the..."

Suddenly, Westphal turns around the corner and screams, "Flaming... Death!" to which Dez spontaneously bursts in flames.

"Argh, that burns, that burns! Make it stop! Pain! Intense pain!" With that, he jumps out the window, or at least he would've jumped out had the window given way on impact. Instead, he slides to the floor, a burning heap of ash.

"Whoops," says Ryan. "My bad." He runs off.

Okay... what do you do now?

* Continue by searching in the halls.
* Ponder your existance in this story.