Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

You attempt to move Drink to find the yearbook CD. However, Big Drink is heavier than you had anticipated, and you're unable to move it with standard pushing. You figure that if you can tilt Drink by rocking it back and forth until you have control over it, you'll be able to look behind *and* underneath it without too much trouble.

Ninety seconds later, you're crushed by a very heavy Big Drink that's lying on its side. Oh, I'm sure it *seemed* like a good idea at the time, but now every bone in your body (excluding your right pinky finger which managed to escape harm) is the width of your last intact fingernail.

Needless to say, there was no yearbook behind or below Drink, not that it matters too much now.