Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

You exit the kitchen in hopes of leaving whatever that was in the microwave alone. Out in the middle of the hall by the Meeting Lounge, you find James. You're about to tell him of the Raman before you think better of it. There's no way he'll believe you! But he might know where the yearbook is.

"Hey, James," you say, "If I were a CSH yearbook, where would I be?"

"If you were a CSH yearbook, you'd be much smaller than you are now."

"Thanks, James. Know where I can find it?"

"Hmm... I might know... wanna wrestle for it? If you win, I'll tell you where the yearbook is. If I win, you get showered. We'll start in this hallway. First wrestler to get the other to the opposing bathroom wins."

How do you respond?

* Sure, no problem. Piece of cake.
* I don't have time for this, James. I'll just continue my search elsewhere.