Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

"Hi, there. I'm Oliver Klozoff, and I'll be your guide today."

"Oh, you mean you're the CSH SIHA representative," says the apparent president of SIHA. "Good, we can get this meeting started. We'll begin by suggesting and discussing changes to the SIHA Constitution." Oh, no! What have you gotten yourself in to?

The president points to the Art House representative, who proceeds to speak. "Thank you. I'd like to call into consideration Article 6, Section 3, Paragraph 39, which states that 'Those of the Houses who continue to ascertain House status via the standard means provided through our parent organization, the Residence Hall Association, in association with RIT, whether any deviant nature which may or may not have occurred up until or including the time and date of the previous year's charter (which may continually vary from House to House, pending particular constitutional influences), must hereby declare..." She drones on and on until finally she finishes her point, if there was one.

"I see what you mean," responds a Unity House rep, "But it's not actually 'provided' by Res Life, it's more like... 'mandated' by Res Life, ya'know?"

"Well, 'provided' might be an okay word... Shall we move to discuss whether the usage of 'provided' should be changed in the wording of the Constitution?" There's a general murmur as several hands are raised. "Okay, you may speak on this issue," the president points to the CSCH rep, "but you have a ten-minute time limit."

Wow, you wonder how long you can take this! Droning arguments and pointless discussions, what should you do?

* Get up and go to the bathroom to escape this meeting.
* Stay there and see if you can take it.