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You decide to sing to DAMMIT, since you read somewhere that music sooths the savage beast. Any Digital and Analog Musical Manipulation of Incandescent Technology must be beast-like in nature. You decide to start with Phantom of the Opera tunes. When DAMMIT doesn't respond, you roll right in with Moxy Fruvous, followed by Moby, and then that song that plays during the DeBeers diamond commercials ("How else can two month's salary be lost forever?"), which was tough because it doesn't have any words.

As a last resort, you try the style of Wesley Willis:

    DAM-MIT!
    DAM-MIT!
    DAM-MIT!
    DAM-MIT!

    It really kicks it!
    It can liven up a show!
    Shoot me in the ass!
    On October third!

    Rock over London, Rock on, Chicago!
    Budweiser!
    It's the King of Beers!

DAMMIT doesn't sing back, but if it could wince, it'd be doing a great job of it now. But don't be silly; light fixtures can't wince...

Now what, o' Wise One?

* Turn DAMMIT on.
* Re-wire parts of DAMMIT.
* Leave DAMMIT alone.