Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

You open the Social Closet, jump in amidst all the junk everywhere, and shut the door quickly. Everything is silent and dark for quite some time. Finally, you find the courage to turn the doorknob. Unfortunately for you, the handle has been rotated in such a way so that when the latch is open, the handle blocks the door from opening! Some idiot Physical Plant guy probably did that for "safety reasons" or something.

Great. You're trapped in a dark closet, surrounded by old Toga decorations, cans of dried paint, and the wooden sides of the CSH pool in storage. You look for a way out when one of the Toga decorations, the olive leaves, brush against your leg. Yet you didn't cause them to move... There's something moving by your feet and... what's that by your ear? And is that a growling noise you hear? Suddenly, the olive leaves constrict your left leg while another set of leaves wraps around your right arm. You contemplate yelling for help, but you don't get the chance as you're swallowed by some unidentified creature with lots of sharp teeth. It occurs to you that perhaps Physical Plant didn't switch the door handle after all...

After your demise, the door to the Social Closet cracks open by itself.

You died. And to think you went to all that trouble to die, and you *still* didn't find the yearbook.