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"Hey, uh, Steve... you really probably shouldn't be doing that."

"Huh? Why not? RIT knew that the sprinklers would have to survive normal abuse. There's absolutely no way that these things can break. Watch this." He jumps down to the floor, walks into his room, and picks up a cinderblock from the ground. He walks back under the sprinkler and begins jamming the cinderblock against it again and again. "See? Nothing happens. These things are built to last!"

It's clear that he's not going to listen to good advice. What to do now?

* Join Steve in proving the strength of the sprinkler.
* Get the hell out of there.