Choose Your Own Friggin' CSH Adventure Back to the Beginning -- About

You don't want to break the machines by accident, but you don't want the blame, either, so you jump behind the rack. Wronk barges in swearing left and right. "What the... who did this! Sonuva..." He plugs the cord back into the wall socket and starts booting the various machines. He's so engrossed in getting the network up that he doesn't hear the dust bunnies feasting on your body-in-hiding.

They would've surprised you if you knew they were eating you before you died, but they're fast suckers. (They travel at the speed of lint. Point: Okay, so you wash your clothes in the washing machine. Your pants are completely clean. You take them out, reach in the pockets, and BAM! You come out with a handful of lint. Did you see it travel into the pants pocket? No, you didn't... it's THAT FAST!!)

Science aside, you're still dead, and there's no yearbook in sight. I know it runs in the family, but try not to fail next time, okay?