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You pick up the club and whap Leif on the head. "Ow!"

Rene says, "Hey, you can't do that... it's not your turn, yet."

Fishy adds, "Yeah, you're getting the hang of it, but you have to wait your turn. Please continue, Matt."

Matt rolls the dice again, shuffles his cards, and pulls one at random. "Rats," he says, "I've just been turned into an ogre." *Poof!* What was Matt is now a six foot ogre sitting on the floor. In a gruff voice, it points to you and says, "It's your turn."

You roll the dices and grab a card from the middle of the table. The picture on the card is of a strange spherical object with surgical tubing sticking out in various directions. At the ends of the tubes are small creatures. "What can I do with this?" you ask Fishy.

"It's a spell," he says. "Cast it on someone."

"Okay, I cast it on Leif."

Fishy narrates, "You cast the spell on Leif, the warrior. Commence." Suddenly, Leif is surrounded by hundreds of small furry critters, including but not limited to squirrels, rabbits, gerbils, mice, and... is that a penguin? They'd be cute if it weren't for their sharp, pointy teeth glistening in the flourescent lights.

They all attack him at once as he screams in pain. Fifteen seconds later, they disappear. Badly mangled, Leif sits back up and says, "Good move. Damn, it's hot in here. It's hot in here, isn't it?"

By the door, Trevor walks by. "Hey Fishy... you just about ready?" He notices you. "Oh, a newbie, huh? Hey, I've a stack of cards if you want them. I don't use them anymore. They're in the ARG Room." What would you like to do now?

* Follow Trevor to the ARG Room.
* Keep playing with the random cards from the table.