How would you describe your lyrics? |
Familiar
Peculiar
Crazy!
Cool.
Marimla
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What are you looking for in a lover? |
Someone anonymous
Someone exotic
Someone with a large enough oven
Someone worth a thousand words
A virgin |
If you're in a one on one very personal, very important conversation...
and the other person starts breaking into song... quickly followed
by everyone within a mile radius of the two of you starting to dance
and jump around like the ground is burning their feet.... what would
you do? |
Stare at the audience in grand operatic style
Grapevine
Tap
Waltz
One word: MAMBO! |
What does your closet consist mostly of? |
Small red hoods suitable for riding
Things to wear while painting the town
Top hats, vests, jackets with tails
Jazz shoes
Something altogether too flashy |
Who would you choose as the director of your film version? |
Michael Bay
James Cameron
Robert Altman
Rob Zombie
Jay Roach |
Who
would be most likely to be seen following everywhere you go? |
London Symphony Orchestra
Cantina Band
Big Band
Chorus (not necessarily Greek)
Man with jug |
Your worst enemy? |
The future
The law
Paint thinner
Sharks and/or Jets
An overbearing clod |
Which of the following barnyard animals would you be most likely
to engage in sexual intercourse with? |
Pig
Goat
Hen
Sheep
Yak |
Why are you still taking this test? |
I have nothing better to do
I’m a Sondheim FREAK
Waiting for pr0n to download
Someone else is making you
I’m making you |
Did you have something you’d like to say to me? |
If I get ‘Anyone Can Whistle’ I’m kicking you in the junk
You make me sick
You make me lust for my saucy maid
You’ve gotta know it.. it’s electric!!
Where’s my Metamucil? |
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