<<< LEVVAX::ACC_USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]LEV_SOCIETY.NOTE;1 >>> -< Unity, Coming Together, Lightening Up, and ... FUN! >- ================================================================================ Note 19.0 You Know You're Lazy When... 231 replies LEVVAX::TLR8799 "The Joker" 4 lines 13-MAY-1993 19:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This should be a good topic...all you have to do is think of how lazy you can be without exerting any effort at all. Let's see if this topic can catch up to the top 3 topics! Get ready...Set...Go! The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.1 You Know You're Lazy When... 1 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 2-AUG-1993 14:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You send people kisses via vax because you don't want to get up and walk over to them. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.2 You Know You're Lazy When... 2 of 231 LEVVAX::JCH2564 "Ich bin ein berliner" 7 lines 3-AUG-1993 12:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know yer lazy when you stay in bed 'till 8:45 when you have a class at 9.... Ffej ================================================================================ Note 19.3 You Know You're Lazy When... 3 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 3-AUG-1993 14:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you find the Reverend in "Little House" amusing. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.4 You Know You're Lazy When... 4 of 231 LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini Levs...." 3 lines 1-SEP-1993 00:23 -< ?? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You use a the remote control for Sony Watchman. ================================================================================ Note 19.5 You Know You're Lazy When... 5 of 231 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Spalding" 5 lines 1-SEP-1993 10:38 -< Alice....Alice! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you close your eyes for a few winks in late May, and suddenly it's September...Egad! jd ================================================================================ Note 19.6 You Know You're Lazy When... 6 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 1-SEP-1993 17:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you put off baths. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.7 You Know You're Lazy When... 7 of 231 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 1-SEP-1993 19:13 -< super lazy >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you are like me and buy a kenwood proble cd player with a remote so that i can use it in the car....except the cd player sits right next to my seat the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 19.8 You Know You're Lazy When... 8 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 2-SEP-1993 10:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you buy a book on conquering laziness and ask your friend to read it to you. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.9 You Know You're Lazy When... 9 of 231 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you won't go to class on the 1st day back. Solenoid ================================================================================ Note 19.10 You Know You're Lazy When... 10 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you start typing on the keys of the vax with your nose. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.11 You Know You're Lazy When... 11 of 231 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're really lazy when you start typint on the VAX with your semi-afro. Sol ================================================================================ Note 19.12 You Know You're Lazy When... 12 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you don't want to go to the store to buy a nail clipper, so you clip your toe nails with your teeth, via yoga style. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.13 You Know You're Lazy When... 13 of 231 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 4 lines 3-SEP-1993 09:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you ask a friend to pretend to be you to take credit for something that that same friend did the lats time they pretended to be you... jd ================================================================================ Note 19.14 You Know You're Lazy When... 14 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you turn back the hands on your clock just so that you can sleep in a little later. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.15 You Know You're Lazy When... 15 of 231 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 4 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you know yer lazy when you wheel yerself from terminal to terminal. Eh Liz? :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 19.16 You Know You're Lazy When... 16 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you hand in the same term paper (slightly modified) in all your classes to keep from writing a new one. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.17 You Know You're Lazy When... 17 of 231 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Justice is served!" 6 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you skip classes in the morining because you're too lazy to wake up. fnord ================================================================================ Note 19.18 You Know You're Lazy When... 18 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you borrow everyone's textbooks, just to keep from going to the bookstore to get it yourself. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.19 You Know You're Lazy When... 19 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 10 lines 6-SEP-1993 20:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, that's because you don't want to shell out the money for them. Believe me.. I should know :) ("But I NEED that Psychology book!") :) J ================================================================================ Note 19.20 You Know You're Lazy When... 20 of 231 LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 5 lines 6-SEP-1993 21:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you know your lazy when you are still trying to pick a major during add/drop week. Tony ================================================================================ Note 19.21 You Know You're Lazy When... 21 of 231 LEVVAX::TAK0430 "Semper Fidelis" 4 lines 10-SEP-1993 12:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you just read the notes and neva post 'em... *that's Ewokie's complaint to me... is why I don't do anything in here*.... L A Z Y is why... ================================================================================ Note 19.22 You Know You're Lazy When... 22 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 12:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you sleep in your clothes and then wake up in 'em, just so that you don't have to change 'em. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.23 You Know You're Lazy When... 23 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 21:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like me.. I take a shower and get dressed the night before, and wake up 15 minutes before class to give me time to get over there..... J ================================================================================ Note 19.24 You Know You're Lazy When... 24 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 13-SEP-1993 09:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know...I lived with ya! You know you're lazy when you have to attend a seminar on how to conquer laziness, and you send your friend in your place. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.25 You Know You're Lazy When... 25 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy, Ewokie, when you send your boyfriend down to the room to clean it up, do your laundry, and bring up another week's worth of clothes to save you the hassle of putting decent clothes on and walking down one flight of stairs to do it yourself :) J ================================================================================ Note 19.26 You Know You're Lazy When... 26 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Huh? You mean ex-boyfriend, and he did that because he wanted to. You know you're lazy when you press all the wheelchair buttons to avoid opening the doors yourself. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.27 You Know You're Lazy When... 27 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 23:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just cause I press the door buttons don't make me lazy! Well....I am lazy, but that doesn't matter! The door is just saving my much needed strength for typing! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.28 You Know You're Lazy When... 28 of 231 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 3 lines 14-SEP-1993 01:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- get real. -me ================================================================================ Note 19.29 You Know You're Lazy When... 29 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 14-SEP-1993 01:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gt real? Where would I find this? I know, I'll go to Ace, the all purpose store, and ask them if they carry real. If not, you're gonna have to be more descriptive. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.30 You Know You're Lazy When... 30 of 231 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 5 lines 14-SEP-1993 18:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- besides, if you do use the doors for the handicapped (perhaps because there are a million people enterring or exiting the other doors available) without pushing the button, you are wearing out the motor. just listen to it when you open it. it makes noise. Pook ================================================================================ Note 19.31 You Know You're Lazy When... 31 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 14-SEP-1993 20:05 -< :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh... is THAT what that was? I thought it was just me trying to squeeze thru the doorframe J ================================================================================ Note 19.32 You Know You're Lazy When... 32 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 14-SEP-1993 21:19 -< My ass is getting flat...No! My donkey, not my ass! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you have to be chased out of the labs because they're closing down and you don't want to get up at all. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.33 You Know You're Lazy When... 33 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 12:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when brushing your teeth is equivalent to eating toothpaste. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.34 You Know You're Lazy When... 34 of 231 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 9 lines 15-SEP-1993 13:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you sit down in classroom with your schoolbag still on your back. *Yawwnnnnn...* MOe ================================================================================ Note 19.35 You Know You're Lazy When... 35 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 15-SEP-1993 16:22 -< Or drinking from the toilet >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you drink water from the bathroom sink, cuz it's closer than walking to the fountain. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.36 You Know You're Lazy When... 36 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 15-SEP-1993 20:40 -< Too lazy to say "Ugh!" >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you wait for somebody to say "Ugh!" to Ewokie's last note. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.37 You Know You're Lazy When... 37 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 11 lines 16-SEP-1993 15:00 -< UGH...happy? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you put soap in your hair before steppin in to the shower N/A to all of you who are too lazy too get to the shower. ...you wait until your clothes walk to the washing machine themselves. ...you delete everything in your notebook beginning with L except this so all you have to type is `o l' to get in. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.38 You Know You're Lazy When... 38 of 231 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 9 lines 16-SEP-1993 15:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (YEAH!) Sol You know you're lazy when you need 20 copies of something for class and you download it and print it on the HV printer 20 times rather than walk a little ways to the Library where you can just Xerox it ================================================================================ Note 19.39 You Know You're Lazy When... 39 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 7 lines 16-SEP-1993 16:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- However, that saves money, also... You know you're lazy when... I'm too lazy to type anymore. TLD ================================================================================ Note 19.40 You Know You're Lazy When... 40 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 16-SEP-1993 18:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you brush your teeth in the shower. ...you urinate in a cup to avoid a hike to the bathroom. ...you paint your nails with a marker. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.41 You Know You're Lazy When... 41 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 8 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you stop brushing your teeth altogether. ...you urinate in your bed to avoid using a cup. ...you paint your nails with a permanent marker so you never have to again. ================================================================================ Note 19.42 You Know You're Lazy When... 42 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...your clothes start smelling good, even though you haven't done laundry in two months, just to avoid having to do it. ...when you but a bandaid on a hole in your sock to avoid having to mend it. EWokie ================================================================================ Note 19.43 You Know You're Lazy When... 43 of 231 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you walk oustide without a coat because it's too much trouble to get a coat from your closet and put it on..etc... MOe without a coat. ================================================================================ Note 19.44 You Know You're Lazy When... 44 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you have no pen, and instead of going back home to retrieve one, or go thru the trouble of asking for one, you would rather write in blood. Or with an eye liner. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.45 You Know You're Lazy When... 45 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 12:52 -< RMEOR >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You would rather sandblast you living to find the remote instead of walking over to the TV to change it (gulp) manually. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.46 You Know You're Lazy When... 46 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 12:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you would rather have the dog drink from the toilet, than have to go up and give it some water. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.47 You Know You're Lazy When... 47 of 231 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:12 -< LEV and Toilet Water >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey... dog's choice. If it chooses to drink from the toilet, who are we to judge? Sol ================================================================================ Note 19.48 You Know You're Lazy When... 48 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Gick-Ba" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I speak from experience when I say that toilet water is every bit as good as tap water. You should always strain it first, though. ================================================================================ Note 19.49 You Know You're Lazy When... 49 of 231 LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 11 lines 17-SEP-1993 14:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- re>> 19.48.. now you see why cats and dogs prefer toilet water.. 'bout time someone did!! ..da vamp ================================================================================ Note 19.50 You Know You're Lazy When... 50 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:11 -< Still waiting for somebody to read my mind >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you wait around for someone to get the exact thoughts you didn't want to put in this topic just because you're too lazy to even put those same thoughts that you are waiting for someone to do it. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.51 You Know You're Lazy When... 51 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...sleeping on a vibrating bed is substitute enough :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.52 You Know You're Lazy When... 52 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Taszilla vs. King Kong" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey baby. Stick a quarter in my mouth and _I'll_ vibrate for you. ================================================================================ Note 19.53 You Know You're Lazy When... 53 of 231 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With a mouth that big, you'll need a half dollar. And a backhoe :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 19.54 You Know You're Lazy When... 54 of 231 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHAHA --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 19.55 You Know You're Lazy When... 55 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you know you're lazy when things like the 2 previous posts make you laugh, instead of getting up and going to the comedy club. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.56 You Know You're Lazy When... 56 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 10 lines 17-SEP-1993 17:08 -< some things in life are so complicated..... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogs much prefer the toilet water. It's colder. besides, my dog refuses to drink out of a stainless steel bowl, which is part of a nice set that my mother bought him, and she doesn't want to put a plastic one down for water (which he WILL drink) because it won't look nice on her perfectly spotless kitchen floor. J ================================================================================ Note 19.57 You Know You're Lazy When... 57 of 231 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 17:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How would you know it's cooler? HMMMMMM? you like to join your dog at his private bar for a night-cap or two? HMMMMM? :) --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 19.58 You Know You're Lazy When... 58 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 19:37 -< so there! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well, no, I just notice that every time he drinks out of the toilet he just HAS to lick someone, and his tongue is always a lot colder after I know he's been in the bathroom again. (I know, because I hear those funny echoing "lapping" noises....) J ================================================================================ Note 19.59 You Know You're Lazy When... 59 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 3 lines 18-SEP-1993 12:36 -< Sha >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the way from RIT? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.60 You Know You're Lazy When... 60 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 18-SEP-1993 12:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no. Only when mother lets me talk to him when I call home J ================================================================================ Note 19.61 You Know You're Lazy When... 61 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 9 lines 18-SEP-1993 15:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you change the names of all the conferences in your notebook just so you only have to type two letters to open them. (LEV is "o d"... because I od on notes whenever I get on!) Liz ================================================================================ Note 19.62 You Know You're Lazy When... 62 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahhahaha You know you are lazy when you have a drawer full of music tapes, but keep playing the one that is already in the tape player, over and over, just because you don't feel like getting up and changing it. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.63 You Know You're Lazy When... 63 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you don't give yourself a handle -- Sceadeau ps. This one's to you GAK ================================================================================ Note 19.64 You Know You're Lazy When... 64 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 36 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:32 -< Laziness Is Without End! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yep! Tape's played 7 times today...my Metallica one, and yesterday was my Faith No More one...and before it was a mixed one...10 times a day tapes! Anywayzzzzzzz.... You know you're lazy when you have to wait ALL summer to write someone (happened to me, :( ) You know you're lazy when you sit in front of the computer all day. You know you're lazy when you don't know what classes are. You know you're lazy when you flinch at the word "work" U kno yer lzy whn U abrviate evry sngl wrd You know you're lazy when you won't replace the toilet paper. You know you're lazy when you haven't turned in yer SEO Papers after two weeks (That's me!!!!!!) You know you're lazy when you piss in yer pants. You know you're lazy when you call out for lousy pizza instead of going out for good food. You know you're lazy when you'd rather sit all day than walk to check yer mail. You know you're lazy when you'd rather read this post then get up and find something more exciting. You know you're NOT lazy when you write a post this long....... Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 19.65 You Know You're Lazy When... 65 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:33 -< I read them, don't worry. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you just add a note to the end of the list without reading the other ones first. TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 19.66 You Know You're Lazy When... 66 of 231 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 4 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:33 -< How 'bout Phydeaux? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you post your notes under a 1 - 2 letter name. jd ================================================================================ Note 19.67 You Know You're Lazy When... 67 of 231 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 4 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:57 -< Yawn... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you forget your towel when going to take a shower, and decide to use toilet paper rather than go back for it. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 19.68 You Know You're Lazy When... 68 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 18-SEP-1993 23:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you know your lazy when you take a shower and you Do have a towel, but then you have to go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's gone so you use your towel. TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 19.69 You Know You're Lazy When... 69 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 18-SEP-1993 23:44 -< hehe >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You make one-line posts and sign it with a 2 letter name. BA ================================================================================ Note 19.70 You Know You're Lazy When... 70 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 9 lines 19-SEP-1993 15:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you don't write "You know you're lazy when" anymore. ... you write the "two-letter name" joke over again because either you were to lazy to think up you're own joke, or too lazy to read the other ones. ... the first thing you do in the morning is yawn. TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 19.71 You Know You're Lazy When... 71 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Happy Birthday Father Time!" 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you'd rather wipe your butt with your shirt than find some toilet paper. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.72 You Know You're Lazy When... 72 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...or start thinking to yourself that it might not smell that bad. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.73 You Know You're Lazy When... 73 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 18:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you can't get out of bed all day. Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 19.74 You Know You're Lazy When... 74 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 2 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy wh ================================================================================ Note 19.75 You Know You're Lazy When... 75 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm sorry, I just didn't feel like finishing that last one. TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 19.76 You Know You're Lazy When... 76 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you go around in the nude because you were too lazy to get dressed, or pull down your pants when you had to go to the bathroom, or ..... (I could come up with a billion of 'em; but I'm too lazy to do it.) TLD ================================================================================ Note 19.77 You Know You're Lazy When... 77 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you want a port-o-potty in the Vax lab rooms. ================================================================================ Note 19.78 You Know You're Lazy When... 78 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you want a port-o-potty for yourself in the Vax lab rooms, so you don't have to pretend to wait for the port-o-potty to open. TLD ================================================================================ Note 19.79 You Know You're Lazy When... 79 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...your seat is a port-o-potty. Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.80 You Know You're Lazy When... 80 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you keep hitting "n u" in hopes of getting a new post instead of posting yourself ... when you repeat a "You Know You're Lazy When..." post instead of coming up with one of your own ================================================================================ Note 19.81 You Know You're Lazy When... 81 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you don't put your mark on the post. ~ ================================================================================ Note 19.82 You Know You're Lazy When... 82 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 1 line 19-SEP-1993 23:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... ================================================================================ Note 19.83 You Know You're Lazy When... 83 of 231 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:49 -< We just love being active LEVers >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you and your pals try to overflow the VAX for fun with notes Ahhh, these are the Good Old Days Sol ================================================================================ Note 19.84 You Know You're Lazy When... 84 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you know what Sol is talking about. I know it doesn't make any sense, but hey, I'm posting to increase the post number. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.85 You Know You're Lazy When... 85 of 231 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm posting cause I like to post... for the sheer, exhilirating joy of it. Sol ================================================================================ Note 19.86 You Know You're Lazy When... 86 of 231 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no life, huh? heh heh heh heh :) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 19.87 You Know You're Lazy When... 87 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know that NONE of us are lazy cuz we're doing this! ME>> Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;> ================================================================================ Note 19.88 You Know You're Lazy When... 88 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GAK is the only part I'll remeber. Call me lazy. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.89 You Know You're Lazy When... 89 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok Lazy. Macro: Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;> ================================================================================ Note 19.90 You Know You're Lazy When... 90 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know yer laze when yer signature's a macro. Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;> ================================================================================ Note 19.91 You Know You're Lazy When... 91 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My dog used to drink from the toilet, becuase it was always cold. Seeing this, I myself started to drink from the toilet. HOwever, I will only do this at home, as NYC toilet water is the same as sink water. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.92 You Know You're Lazy When... 92 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sceadeau.......thanks for the help. BloOdShEd RE:.84 ================================================================================ Note 19.93 You Know You're Lazy When... 93 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 08:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you forget what goes in the toilet that changed the sink water and drink it. Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 19.94 You Know You're Lazy When... 94 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Happy Birthday Father Time!" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when a sticker is a good substitute for a tattoo. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.95 You Know You're Lazy When... 95 of 231 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....when you use the snooze button 5 times in a row... --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 19.96 You Know You're Lazy When... 96 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when a rat is living in your hair, because you choose not to comb it, because its too much effort, and thus live in a hat. Ewokie :) ================================================================================ Note 19.97 You Know You're Lazy When... 97 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you know you're lazy when you know you don't know any of the other LEVers, but don't try to find them. TWINK! (By the way, does anyone know who I am beside GAK, Sceadeau and ETRigan?) ================================================================================ Note 19.98 You Know You're Lazy When... 98 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm too lazy to figure out who you are :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.99 You Know You're Lazy When... 99 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know ANY LEVers (persoanlly) and i never tried to find them. I'm lazy!!!!!!! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.100 You Know You're Lazy When... 100 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 12 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah...we are all lazy, that's why we post instead of doing something else. You know you're lazy when you take the elevator to go to the second floor of a building. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.101 You Know You're Lazy When... 101 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "It's time for a GAK attack" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you take the elevator to the first floor from the second. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.102 You Know You're Lazy When... 102 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 11 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Isn't that what I just said? You know you're lazy when you repeat what someone else just said, just so that you can have something to post :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.103 You Know You're Lazy When... 103 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, come on! In building 14, those stairs are annoying! You can't blame me for using hte elevator! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.104 You Know You're Lazy When... 104 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you pretend you understand something to avoid having to go to tutoring. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.105 You Know You're Lazy When... 105 of 231 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 15 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..when you barely opened your Art History book since from the first day of school and there's a test coming this Wednesday. Yow. MOe :( ================================================================================ Note 19.106 You Know You're Lazy When... 106 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...filet of lint sounds just as good as any dish (and you don't have to go thru the trouble of making it) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.107 You Know You're Lazy When... 107 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you sit in front of LEV the whole day. ...when you don't complete your post ...when ================================================================================ Note 19.108 You Know You're Lazy When... 108 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Eat Shit!" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 12:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you'd rather phone your friend who is on the vax, who is sitting next to you, rather than have to turn around and talk to them, because turning is such hard work. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.109 You Know You're Lazy When... 109 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 "BloOdShEd" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 12:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when the first thing you do when you wake up is reach out and turn on your computer, and vax until you fall back asleep. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.110 You Know You're Lazy When... 110 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you pick your nose in the middle of the night and then rub it into the wall, rather than get up and walk to the bathroom. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.111 You Know You're Lazy When... 111 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 "BloOdShEd" 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't do that. I just eat the booger. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.112 You Know You're Lazy When... 112 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 11 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah...I'm not surprised. ...when you have one term paper that you do over and over in different ways to avoid getting a new topic, come the next term paper assignment. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.113 You Know You're Lazy When... 113 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 "BloOdShEd" 11 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you not surprised? ...you are lazy when you need money, you don't want to go back to the cash machine at alater date, so you take out too much money at this time. ...when you watch a rerun of The Brady Bunch because you don't feel like clicking hte remote. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.114 You Know You're Lazy When... 114 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 10 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you eat a candybar that's been sitting on your window sill for a long time, to avoid having to go out to the vending machine. This candy bar has been stepped on, but you convince yourself that it's really good, to avoid having to leave the room. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.115 You Know You're Lazy When... 115 of 231 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 15 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This has to go in here. I found the article in the "WHAT'S NEW" section of Popular Science, Oct '93. WRIST COMMANDS A combination remote control and watch, the Casio Wrist Controller activates a television or VCR. The device triggers TV power, volume, and channel selection, as well as fast forward, rewind, play, stop, and channel selection for the VCR. Price $90. Using the remote is one thing, but actually strapping one to your body... Now that's lazy! -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 19.116 You Know You're Lazy When... 116 of 231 LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you know you're lazy when.. you grab your remote control eith your feet and push the channels with your toes rather tahn sitting up and channel.. vampiress ================================================================================ Note 19.117 You Know You're Lazy When... 117 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 "BloOdShEd" 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I do that! NOt cuse I'm lazy, buty cause it's a challenge! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.118 You Know You're Lazy When... 118 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Maybe I should grow some hair..." 2 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually, that voice activated VCR remote control has to take the cheesecake when it comes to laziness. ================================================================================ Note 19.119 You Know You're Lazy When... 119 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 17:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you start complainging about the amount of posts... ;> GAK ================================================================================ Note 19.120 You Know You're Lazy When... 120 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 17:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when all you ever say is "uh huh, uh huh" in fears that you will actually have to listen attentively. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.121 You Know You're Lazy When... 121 of 231 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 18:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you won't clean off your bed and so sleep on your roomates couch...(you know who you are....) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 19.122 You Know You're Lazy When... 122 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 10 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:17 -< Sorry, guys...the secret's out...we all do it! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you schedule all of your classes so that the earliest class would be at 11 am so that you wouldn't have to depend on your alarm clock. ...you wait until you're down to your last underwear and still not do the laundry and end up going around RIT with nothing underneath? ...you wait for someone to excite you just so that you could play with yourself. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.123 You Know You're Lazy When... 123 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you'd rather hear the word "coming" than do anything about it. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.124 You Know You're Lazy When... 124 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..when you don't know the meaning of the word listen. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.125 You Know You're Lazy When... 125 of 231 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "May we all live in peas" 1 line 21-SEP-1993 19:44 -< :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- huh? ================================================================================ Note 19.126 You Know You're Lazy When... 126 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 1 line 21-SEP-1993 19:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- what? ================================================================================ Note 19.127 You Know You're Lazy When... 127 of 231 LEVVAX::DED8895 "I wanna smoke somebody tonight ;Q" 14 lines 21-SEP-1993 21:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... you ask other people to go to the bathroom for you so you don't have to get up and do it yourself. ... you stand in front of the T.V. looking for the remote so you don't have to extend your arm to push a button. ... you put the car in park at a red light so you don't have to hold the brake down. ... you think you repeated yourself several times but don't bother to check. Roach ;Q ================================================================================ Note 19.128 You Know You're Lazy When... 128 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your idea of looking around the room for something is quickly scanning it, so that you don't have to move anything. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.129 You Know You're Lazy When... 129 of 231 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 7 lines 22-SEP-1993 00:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you ride the revolving door out of Gracies instead of walking through it. You know you're lazy when you wait for someone to go in front of you, so you don't have to do the pushin' TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 19.130 You Know You're Lazy When... 130 of 231 LEVVAX::EMW2148 "BloOdShEd" 4 lines 22-SEP-1993 00:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, the revolving door is an amusing ride! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 19.131 You Know You're Lazy When... 131 of 231 LEVVAX::KCT7578 "Caryn" 2 lines 22-SEP-1993 00:59 -< I gotta pee >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .....you wear Depends so you won't have to get up from the couch during the movie. ================================================================================ Note 19.132 You Know You're Lazy When... 132 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 4 lines 22-SEP-1993 09:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when you don't feel like getting up to put on the Depends, so you just drop it in yer pantees. :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.133 You Know You're Lazy When... 133 of 231 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 3 lines 23-SEP-1993 18:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought I was the only one who rode the revolving door. guess I was foolish to think so narrowmindedly, right? Pook ================================================================================ Note 19.134 You Know You're Lazy When... 134 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 19:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I do on occasion. Liz ================================================================================ Note 19.135 You Know You're Lazy When... 135 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 7 lines 23-SEP-1993 19:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you vax the person next to you to avoid having to turn around and talk to them. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.136 You Know You're Lazy When... 136 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 23-SEP-1993 19:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... you keep posting the same idea over and over. ... you ask other people on the vax to lick yer butt instead of doing it yourself J ================================================================================ Note 19.137 You Know You're Lazy When... 137 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 9 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you talk to people you don't give a hoot about, just because it's too much work to find someone that matters... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.138 You Know You're Lazy When... 138 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 7 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gee, thanks. ;( Liz :) ================================================================================ Note 19.139 You Know You're Lazy When... 139 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 11 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :) When you use your sleeve to wipe your butt, rather than get toilet paper Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.140 You Know You're Lazy When... 140 of 231 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 4 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BLAGH!!!!....thats groser than picking your nose with a vibrator.. --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 19.141 You Know You're Lazy When... 141 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush, where are you?" 7 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- noooo...what if you share. it? heheheheh -- sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.142 You Know You're Lazy When... 142 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 3 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You go into three-four way chat with people sitting right next to you. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.143 You Know You're Lazy When... 143 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 7 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you'd rather talk about sex than do it. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.144 You Know You're Lazy When... 144 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 4 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you need sex, but don't bother to go get it. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.145 You Know You're Lazy When... 145 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 6 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..... you want sex, but are too lazy to really think about it. Liz ================================================================================ Note 19.146 You Know You're Lazy When... 146 of 231 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 3 lines 24-SEP-1993 00:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...You want sex, but are just too lazy. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 19.147 You Know You're Lazy When... 147 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 5 lines 24-SEP-1993 01:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you want to be lazy, but you're just having too much sex. :) --Cav ================================================================================ Note 19.148 You Know You're Lazy When... 148 of 231 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "ByMyselfButNotAlone/IAskNoOne" 3 lines 24-SEP-1993 09:37 -< he's from the stix :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hahahahahhahahhah Tas ================================================================================ Note 19.149 You Know You're Lazy When... 149 of 231 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 7 lines 24-SEP-1993 13:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dudes! What ever happened to making love? Probably too lazy to make love so you just have sex? --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 19.150 You Know You're Lazy When... 150 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "I'm a Valkyrie! Tee HEE!" 9 lines 24-SEP-1993 13:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gabe, you wish! :) ..... when you're too lazy to fall in love or have sex. Liz (Chill, PS... we are KIDDING!!! Oy!) ================================================================================ Note 19.151 You Know You're Lazy When... 151 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 7 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I gotta beat 'em off with a stick. I'm a lust puppet behind closed doors. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 19.152 You Know You're Lazy When... 152 of 231 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 11 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cavvie... we really don't wanna know what you do behind closed doors... i just hope you give the poor goat an anesthetic before you start... and where the heck do you buy that much marshmallow fluff??? ;^} ================================================================================ Note 19.153 You Know You're Lazy When... 153 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 8 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hhahahahhaa... ...when the only time you wake up is when it's time to take a nap. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.154 You Know You're Lazy When... 154 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "She's not my type." 9 lines 24-SEP-1993 22:35 -< cuddlefuzzie? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cavvie, you studmuffin. :) ..... when you use an old term like studmuffin instead of coming up with something creative like cuddlefuzzie. Liz ================================================================================ Note 19.155 You Know You're Lazy When... 155 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 7 lines 25-SEP-1993 20:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...eating flies is more appealing than getting up to fondue something. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.156 You Know You're Lazy When... 156 of 231 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 4 lines 25-SEP-1993 21:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you think it's better to do nothing at all, than to give _or_ receive. -jd ================================================================================ Note 19.157 You Know You're Lazy When... 157 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 7 lines 26-SEP-1993 16:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...thing's Cree says actually start to make sense..rather than argue :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.158 You Know You're Lazy When... 158 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 7 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...instead of blowing your nose, you just try to blow the snot out with sheer air force. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.159 You Know You're Lazy When... 159 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..you sit and post on LEV when yer roomate wants to leave. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.160 You Know You're Lazy When... 160 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 11 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (if you are like my parents...) ...when you put the Christmas tree up at the end of November, and don't take it down until June. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.161 You Know You're Lazy When... 161 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (if you are like my parents...) ...when you don't bother to have Christmas. :( Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.162 You Know You're Lazy When... 162 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Mofoogly" 7 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...watching Julia whip something up is more appealing ( and more filling) than actually going and making something yourself. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.163 You Know You're Lazy When... 163 of 231 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 7 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you sit and read lev, when you sould be reading your textbook. (We have all done this, except my problem is that my prof. wrote the textbook!) The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 19.164 You Know You're Lazy When... 164 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 4 lines 28-SEP-1993 17:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you have simulated vax sex while sitting next to the person. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.165 You Know You're Lazy When... 165 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you eat with anyone just to have someone to eat with :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.166 You Know You're Lazy When... 166 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you wish ya had someone to eat with, but just sit down alone :( ...you stay in Ross cuz yer too lazy to go back to yer room to listen to STP while on here or elsewhere. ...you don't know what work is. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.167 You Know You're Lazy When... 167 of 231 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 10 lines 29-SEP-1993 13:01 -< uhhhhh... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you still haven't done a program for a class that was due last week. ...you still haven't done a program for another class that was due two weeks ago. ...you stand in Gracies and wait until someone hands you your silverware and napkins... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 19.168 You Know You're Lazy When... 168 of 231 LEVVAX::FPR9706 10 lines 29-SEP-1993 16:33 -< I'm still here >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you have a remote control that takes care of everything in the room, ...rather than taking off an ugly hospital bracelet you got 4 days ago you convince yourself its cool and vow to wear it forever. ...in order to get a cheap thrill you roll over a couple of times in a two and a half ton truck, rather than wasting money to go on a roller coaster ----Greyfox ================================================================================ Note 19.169 You Know You're Lazy When... 169 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 20:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COOL! Was it yours? Cuz if it was, it porbably wasn't all that cool. Let's hear all the gory details!! --Cav ================================================================================ Note 19.170 You Know You're Lazy When... 170 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 21:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh well.. You know you're lazy when you don't bother posting all the gory details. J ================================================================================ Note 19.171 You Know You're Lazy When... 171 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 00:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you buy a book on how to conquer laziness...and ask your friend to read it to you. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.172 You Know You're Lazy When... 172 of 231 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 5 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you rent the tape on conquering laziness and have someone watch it, cuz it's easzier than reading a book. -jd ================================================================================ Note 19.173 You Know You're Lazy When... 173 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 11 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you see the ad for the tape on conquering laziness and have a friend cut it out for you, rent the tape for you, bring your tv up to where you are sitting, reattach the VCR for you, put it in for you, tell your talking VCR remote to play for you, then explain to you what happened anyway. You know you're stupid when you are the friend. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.174 You Know You're Lazy When... 174 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 9 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:12 -< not a word >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah...sceadeau...I told you I was lazy :) ...putting perfume on smelly clothes is as good as doing laundry :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.175 You Know You're Lazy When... 175 of 231 LEVVAX::FPR9706 12 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:30 -< Answer to # 169 >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to #169: No, Cav--the truck wasn't mine. It was a big bad army truck... I'm not allowed to give the gory details, though because, well-- that's how rumors start... Sorry. Anywayz, I can't give them here--maybe e-mail... ...You know yer lazy when you waste lab time writing e-mail instead of working--and then never make up the work... ----Greyfox ================================================================================ Note 19.176 You Know You're Lazy When... 176 of 231 LEVVAX::RJF0203 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:18 -< sex! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ......when you actually think that simulated vax sex is the best you've ever had --loxley ================================================================================ Note 19.177 You Know You're Lazy When... 177 of 231 LEVVAX::CJW3890 5 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- riiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttttt. oksurefinewhateveryousaynoneedtogetupsetgoaway Tas ================================================================================ Note 19.178 You Know You're Lazy When... 178 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 5 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COOL! If you can't talk about it, it must REALLY be good! --Cav ================================================================================ Note 19.179 You Know You're Lazy When... 179 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 8 lines 30-SEP-1993 17:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when the laziness tape just tells ya to get the book anyway :> ...when ya don't bother posting cuz yer in a lazy mood. ...when ya aren't on LEV fer a while cuz yer too lazy to get on the VAX Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.180 You Know You're Lazy When... 180 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 30-SEP-1993 19:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you never give directions because you don't want to think about it, and when you do, you just point as near to your body as you can put your arm, because to stretch it all the way takes too much work. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.181 You Know You're Lazy When... 181 of 231 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 22:33 -< you have no idea how hard that was for me to do >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...whenyoudon'tbothertohitthespacebarorcaitalizeanyofwhatyoutype. liz ================================================================================ Note 19.182 You Know You're Lazy When... 182 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 3 lines 1-OCT-1993 11:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- idothatanyway.j ================================================================================ Note 19.183 You Know You're Lazy When... 183 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 2 lines 1-OCT-1993 13:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...whenyoufergettosignyernameandyoudon'tknowwhataspacebaris ================================================================================ Note 19.184 You Know You're Lazy When... 184 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 1-OCT-1993 14:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you eat your nails, rather than go eat food. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.185 You Know You're Lazy When... 185 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 1-OCT-1993 15:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you go around the ice rink building to get to the other side rather than going up that 45 degree angled ramp. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.186 You Know You're Lazy When... 186 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 10 lines 1-OCT-1993 15:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you eat your clothes, rather any go eat food. ...you pick your nose for food. ...or even worse, when you run out of nose food and pick yer butt..eww ...you sit in yer dorm, well-knowin there are better things to do Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.187 You Know You're Lazy When... 187 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 1-OCT-1993 16:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...your idea of really looking for something is so scan the room. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.188 You Know You're Lazy When... 188 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 5 lines 2-OCT-1993 12:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... you can smell Skunky, see his droppings, but don't bother to pick 'em up 'till everyone yells at you to do so. :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.189 You Know You're Lazy When... 189 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 2-OCT-1993 16:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you wait an hour to grab the nearest parking space at any store. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.190 You Know You're Lazy When... 190 of 231 LEVVAX::VPM0500 "DarkShadow" 4 lines 2-OCT-1993 16:25 -< Darky - The Mental Psychic! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you find yourself trying to will the computer mentally to do all your typing and to do your homework. -Darky ================================================================================ Note 19.191 You Know You're Lazy When... 191 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 2-OCT-1993 20:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you don't know what homework is, or was, or ever will be... Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.192 You Know You're Lazy When... 192 of 231 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 7 lines 3-OCT-1993 17:24 -< I'm too lazy to think of a good title... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You don't feel like moving out of your chair so you just tell everyone that you are glued to your seat and can't move... The lounge all of a sudden looks like a nice place to sleep because you have to unlock your door... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 19.193 You Know You're Lazy When... 193 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 4 lines 3-OCT-1993 23:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... You hit n u when you come into a topic with only one note five lines long and don't read one of 'em. ~ ================================================================================ Note 19.194 You Know You're Lazy When... 194 of 231 LEVVAX::DED8895 "Everybody must get stoned! ;Q" 6 lines 3-OCT-1993 23:58 -< BEER >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you're lazy when instead of getting out of you're chair to get a beer,, you lea over so far that the chair tips over and you crawl over to the fridge. Roach ;Q ================================================================================ Note 19.195 You Know You're Lazy When... 195 of 231 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 4-OCT-1993 02:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- cellulite flapping is cool the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 19.196 You Know You're Lazy When... 196 of 231 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 5 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :) -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 19.197 You Know You're Lazy When... 197 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 7 lines 4-OCT-1993 15:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you type whatever you want, even if it's on topic or not... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.198 You Know You're Lazy When... 198 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 5-OCT-1993 08:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you don't know what the word "topic" means... :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.199 You Know You're Lazy When... 199 of 231 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 5 lines 5-OCT-1993 12:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you type "n u" with your left hand because you are too lazy to reach down and press enter with your right hand. The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 19.200 You Know You're Lazy When... 200 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 5-OCT-1993 16:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..you are so horny you will screw anything on sight...including a duck... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.201 You Know You're Lazy When... 201 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 9 lines 5-OCT-1993 17:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the wrong place to exclaim something like that. You'll have a mass of drooling idiots banging on your door in a few minutes. But I'll be there, so I'll tell them you're not home. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 19.202 You Know You're Lazy When... 202 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 7 lines 5-OCT-1993 20:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you know you're lazy when fantasy takes the place of reality. Ewokie :) ================================================================================ Note 19.203 You Know You're Lazy When... 203 of 231 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 06:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality, nor do you really care.... -jd ================================================================================ Note 19.204 You Know You're Lazy When... 204 of 231 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 9 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you smooch your teddy bear because you can't find your sweetheart...and doesn't give a damn if your roommate caught ya. MOe ================================================================================ Note 19.205 You Know You're Lazy When... 205 of 231 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "I can make the impossible possilbe!" 5 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you smooch your teddy bear becuase you cant find your sweetheart...and don't give a damn if your roomate caught ya... because you are too lazy to be embarassed!!! THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 19.206 You Know You're Lazy When... 206 of 231 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you slip into a coma at work because you are bored silly... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 19.207 You Know You're Lazy When... 207 of 231 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therrin Kinslayer" 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you see the labbie in a coma and have the perfect oppurtunity to do devilish things but decide not to. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 19.208 You Know You're Lazy When... 208 of 231 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i didn't say i entered one....even though the thought crossed my mind... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 19.209 You Know You're Lazy When... 209 of 231 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 12 lines 6-OCT-1993 15:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....When you know you are supposed to go to the library and get some books for your classes...but you walked pass the library anyway..... *Yawn* Yeah, I think I've passed the library again today.... MOe ================================================================================ Note 19.210 You Know You're Lazy When... 210 of 231 LEVVAX::RTR7444 5 lines 8-OCT-1993 20:05 -< Can someone push the enter key, I'm too lazy... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know you are lazy when you can't push the button on the remote to change the channel when Barney comes on the air. (either that or you actually like that purple idiot.) Hax ================================================================================ Note 19.211 You Know You're Lazy When... 211 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 6 lines 9-OCT-1993 12:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you wait for the sun to come up again when it has grown dark in the room and you don't even want to reach over for the lamp only a foot away from you. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.212 You Know You're Lazy When... 212 of 231 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 5 lines 9-OCT-1993 12:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...the fire breaks out, you wait for it to burn itself out rather than pressing 3 buttons on a phone or bother to remember which 3 buttons to press. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 19.213 You Know You're Lazy When... 213 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 2 lines 9-OCT-1993 20:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you don't bother killin someone... ================================================================================ Note 19.214 You Know You're Lazy When... 214 of 231 LEVVAX::RJF0203 "it's just me....loxley" 7 lines 15-OCT-1993 11:10 -< i am the ultimate lazt person.... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....when you have to pick something off the floor and you do it with your toes.... ...except that if you miss, you just kick it away instead. loxley ================================================================================ Note 19.215 You Know You're Lazy When... 215 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 4 lines 15-OCT-1993 11:14 -< no you're not... you're typing, aren't you? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you put the numbers of all your friends in your data directory for the modem so you don't have to type them in the phone anymore. ~ ================================================================================ Note 19.216 You Know You're Lazy When... 216 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 10 lines 15-OCT-1993 13:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! One of my best friends at home does that!! :) ... when you make yer login.com huge just so with the tap of two to four keys, you will be talking to everyone through msg /c (j=msg /c jed5264, ewok=msg /c axp4796, tim=msg /c tpw...etc...eheh) :) Geerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.217 You Know You're Lazy When... 217 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 9 lines 15-OCT-1993 14:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you put everyone in one file, and send a mail to everyone in that one file, to avoid having to write different mails...:) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.218 You Know You're Lazy When... 218 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 21 lines 16-OCT-1993 14:22 -< :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > four keys, you will be talking to everyone through msg /c > (j=msg /c jed5264, ewok=msg /c axp4796, tim=msg /c tpw...etc...eheh) > ^^^ > :) > > Geerrit > Ahh, "j" is only ONE letter, there, junior genius. :) Hehehe. BTW, you spelled your name wrong. --Cav And in answer to your next question, no. I have nothing better to do than sit around and critique other's posts. Hoho. :) :) ================================================================================ Note 19.219 You Know You're Lazy When... 219 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 11 lines 17-OCT-1993 11:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahha, but I do use "j" to msg jenn, so it's only one letter? who cares? Ya I know, I hate it when I double strike a key and spell my name wrong. :) Oh well..ehhe You know yer lazy when ya sit around and critique other's posts all day :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.220 You Know You're Lazy When... 220 of 231 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Dancing is cool" 3 lines 17-OCT-1993 11:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hehehe. ================================================================================ Note 19.221 You Know You're Lazy When... 221 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 14 lines 17-OCT-1993 13:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you sleep late and go to Perkins for breakfast because you don't want to get up in time to go to Gracies. ...you stay in bed when you told your boyfriend you'd go downstairs and wait for him to finish running his marathon. ...you tie your hair back instead of taking a shower so it will look nice. ...you decide not to go for a bike ride because you saw a puddle on the quarter mile the other day, and your legs need a shave. J ================================================================================ Note 19.222 You Know You're Lazy When... 222 of 231 LEVVAX::RJF0203 "it's just me....loxley" 7 lines 17-OCT-1993 19:07 -< i hate shaving! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah...the shaving your legs thing when you wear long pants because your too lazy to shave.... When you're sitting right next to your stereo, but you use your remote anyways.... -loxley ================================================================================ Note 19.223 You Know You're Lazy When... 223 of 231 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 6 lines 17-OCT-1993 19:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just let it go. If nay guy complains, tell him you're from Europe and you don't have to. Shving in general sux, maybe I'll grow a beard. Tas ================================================================================ Note 19.224 You Know You're Lazy When... 224 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 6 lines 17-OCT-1993 20:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe I will too! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.225 You Know You're Lazy When... 225 of 231 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 02:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you yell at yer roomate to leave the remote on yer bookshelf, not on top of the TV cuz it's easier to reach on the bookshelf. =) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 19.226 You Know You're Lazy When... 226 of 231 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 13 lines 18-OCT-1993 09:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you don't want to answer the vax phone..and send a mail instead with the message... "Aileen can't come to the phone right now, since she is currently masterbating. Please leave your name, number and a brief message, and she'll call you as soon as she cums. Thanks...beeepppp..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 19.227 You Know You're Lazy When... 227 of 231 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 18-OCT-1993 10:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you don't learn how to spell things you do quite often. when you crawl into a shell and don't talk to anyone for weeks because you are depressed. J ================================================================================ Note 19.228 You Know You're Lazy When... 228 of 231 LEVVAX::JGM7683 9 lines 18-OCT-1993 13:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you don't answer Ewokie's message just to find out when she's done masturbating... :D * Sorry, I'm in a joyus mood right now... I got 10 on my homework!!!! YES!!!! (out of 10) * ~ ================================================================================ Note 19.229 You Know You're Lazy When... 229 of 231 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 9 lines 24-OCT-1993 21:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you spawn out of notes instead of just leaving... maybe _that's_ why i seem to be the only one here right now... it's awfully lonely right now... NB ================================================================================ Note 19.230 You Know You're Lazy When... 230 of 231 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 24-OCT-1993 21:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- really? I accidentally spawned. heh heh heh -Skip ================================================================================ Note 19.231 You Know You're Lazy When... 231 of 231 LEVVAX::RJF0203 "it's just me....loxley" 5 lines 26-OCT-1993 10:03 -< lazy! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you suffer with a runny nose because you're too lazy to get off your ass and go get a tissue. but as soon as anyone gets up to do anything you ask them to bring you one.....