<<< LEVVAX::ACC_USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]LEV_SOCIETY.NOTE;1 >>> -< Unity, Coming Together, Lightening Up, and ... FUN! >- ================================================================================ Note 21.0 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 353 replies LEVVAX::CJW3890 "WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!" 5 lines 18-MAY-1993 17:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I was just thinking of quotes, and I decided I missed the topic soo much I would make it again. Soo here it is.. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.1 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 1 of 353 LEVVAX::TATNMS 9 lines 11-AUG-1993 13:05 -< A little less hairy now.... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you, thank you, thank you, Oh Moderator God. I have a quote too: "Here, go ahead." --- Skip, after handing me a pack of razors and turning his bare back to me. He thought I wouldn't do it - silly boy! Uh huh huh huh. ================================================================================ Note 21.2 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 2 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 8 lines 11-AUG-1993 13:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hehehe... "don't mess with my mind when it's not here to defend itself" me, to skipth after he was talking in circles, confusing me, and then telling me it was so simple... :) J ================================================================================ Note 21.3 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 3 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 10 lines 11-AUG-1993 14:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- re: -2 you miss a spot....down there by my bunghole. re: -1 it is simple. :) I think I have a lisp. -Skipth :) ================================================================================ Note 21.4 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 4 of 353 LEVVAX::JPL6314 "Dragon Strike" 4 lines 11-AUG-1993 16:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We could tell you about it, but then we'd have to kill you." Dragon Strike ================================================================================ Note 21.5 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 5 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 11 lines 16-AUG-1993 02:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HIIIIII!!!!!!!!! -From JED Jenn Bug-Lady. say hi to her or she'll do something mean to you. -Skip ================================================================================ Note 21.6 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 6 of 353 LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 9 lines 18-AUG-1993 08:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We're MEN!!" "manly men!" "We're men in tiiii-iiights." "We run around the forest looking for fights!" -- From the theme song to Robin Hood... I almost died!! Nutrocker -- ================================================================================ Note 21.7 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 7 of 353 LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 4 lines 24-AUG-1993 18:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. :) Tony ================================================================================ Note 21.8 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 8 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 12 lines 26-AUG-1993 13:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- here's one...finger someone's accout..... some accounts will say that person hasnt logged on in more than a centruy. ABC1234, j Doe Last login 17-NOV-1858 00:00:00.00 no plan. are we in a time warp or what? :) ================================================================================ Note 21.9 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 9 of 353 LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 4 lines 26-AUG-1993 20:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, is there an echo in here? Tony ================================================================================ Note 21.10 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 10 of 353 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 5 lines 26-AUG-1993 22:02 -< FINGER is F###ED. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FINGER is also not displaying plans, even if they are there. I mailed ISC about it. Haven't heard anything from them yet tho. I'll probably get a response tomorrow. -Dank ================================================================================ Note 21.11 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 11 of 353 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Erotic shock is a function of lust" 9 lines 26-AUG-1993 22:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, let's keep on topic here. "Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!" Powdered Toast Man fnord ================================================================================ Note 21.12 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 12 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 41 lines 30-AUG-1993 13:29 -< what a week! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WENCH! Shake this up and drink deeply!" "What is it?" "Trust me..." (It was lemonade... with a tequila base...) ___ "Wiggles and Jiggles- I am watching you! -D" note from Baron Devon to me and friend. --- "Suck or Bite?" serving instructions for Rozacki Giggle Melon --- "You get graped on the way in.... and GROPED on the way out!" Toga Party gate guards... --- "Refreshment.... and water too!" best pick up line I heard while water-bearing --- "You look better than the St. Pauli Girl" second best pick up line I heard while water-bearing Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.13 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 13 of 353 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 14 lines 30-AUG-1993 14:09 -< Cross town Traffic! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run..... Tire tracks all aross your back, i can, I can see you've had your fun.... Darlin' can't you see my signal's turned from green to red....... And with you I can see a traffic jam Straight up ahead... Your...Just...Like.... -Dank ================================================================================ Note 21.14 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 14 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 5 lines 1-SEP-1993 16:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My friend asks me if I wanted someone else's phone number. My reply..."No...well...maybe...yeah!" ================================================================================ Note 21.15 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 15 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 2-SEP-1993 12:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey, Sherm... let's go to lunch" by Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.16 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 16 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 2-SEP-1993 12:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Stick your finger out of there.." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.17 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 17 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:51 -< my mommy didn't like it.... she can bite me too.. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Elizabeth Jean! Change this answering machine message!" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.18 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 18 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Should I do it with my hand?" Tas to no one in particular Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.19 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 19 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "huh-huh huhuhuh-huh" B&B ================================================================================ Note 21.20 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 20 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Get off of me!" Ewokie to Jenn when she had a little too much to drink (of water) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.21 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 21 of 353 LEVVAX::JNS2641 "S 'n W " 7 lines 3-SEP-1993 02:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Two soft...two hard...two small" an order at Taco Bell -Spinner ================================================================================ Note 21.22 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 22 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 12 lines 3-SEP-1993 09:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Dog... Dog Supreme. "Vacation... Vacation Supreme. "Bike... Bike Supreme. "World... World Supreme. "Taco... Taco Supreme. "Nachos... Nachos Supreme. "Bell... Bell Supreme." -bong- Solenoid T ================================================================================ Note 21.23 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 23 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "RuPaul is my mother." 11 lines 3-SEP-1993 12:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh yea, well the only show you could get on would be a show called the unfunny diarrhea clown." "Mimes!" -Shakes the Clown --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.24 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 24 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 14:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We should re-open the Clown Topic... Whaddya say, Shakes? Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.25 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 25 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 12 lines 3-SEP-1993 15:30 -< who, ME?!? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo.................... ******************* Fencing buddy: "I'll be good." me: "That's like me saying I'm sweet and innocent." (much snorting and laughter) Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.26 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 26 of 353 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "All this and I cook too" 4 lines 3-SEP-1993 15:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "....Then She had no Middle..." --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 21.27 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 27 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Chris...if you don't stop complaining, I'm going to feed you intranusly!" Ewokie to Cree as his back was spasming and he kept moving. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.28 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 28 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!... Leather! Leather!" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.29 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 29 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you pay the whore, Billy Boy? Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.30 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 30 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...want some phlegmenade?" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.31 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 31 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 17:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ahahahahaha Sol not much bugar, not too sweet! ================================================================================ Note 21.32 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 32 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 5 lines 3-SEP-1993 19:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well, pardon me for breathing, which I don't do anyway so I don't know why I bother saying that - Oh, god I'm so depressed..." Marvin the Paranoid Android ================================================================================ Note 21.33 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 33 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 9 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I think I blow too hard." "I Love Uranus" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.34 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 34 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 15 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I won't pull it!" "Well where do you want it?" "Don't lick him!" "But I want to lick your cow!" some stuff that could be misinterpreted by "the neighbors" J ================================================================================ Note 21.35 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 35 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 6-SEP-1993 10:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...to join this man and this woman in Holy Maoly!..." Spaceballs I thought that was funny! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.36 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 36 of 353 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "All this and I cook too" 4 lines 6-SEP-1993 14:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Then she had no middle" --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 21.37 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 37 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 6-SEP-1993 16:23 -< mac's suck >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i think i saw this one on cheers: "The only way to accelerate a mac is at -9.8m/s^2" i got a big kick out of it... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.38 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 38 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 13 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We do not even care, whether or not we care..." The Neverending Story Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.39 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 39 of 353 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Justice is served!" 29 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Life is hard. Play short." this was accompnied by a picture of a short hairy italian cab-driver looking guy slamming a basketball. "Dear Mr. College, I have the strange feeling that someone is following me and wants to hurt me. All the time. The feeling never goes away, but all my friends tell me I'm crazy. What should I do? -Frightened Dear Frightened, You should.....LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!! OH MY GOD, HE HAS A KNIFE!!!!! Just kidding. Actually, you should seek therapy." -got that from a poster in the bookstore. I almost died reading this thing. There was a picture, also, on this poster, that said "Things not to do at an interview" accompanied by a picture of a guy holding up his foot, pointing between his toes and saying "Look! Toecheese!" fnord ================================================================================ Note 21.40 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 40 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:40 -< a >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I don't have a drinking problem...I drink, I get drunk, I fall down...No problem!" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.41 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 41 of 353 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 8 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- take me drunk i'm home again sure i have a drinking problem... two hands and only one mouth i never drink and drive... i hate spilling my drink! ... ================================================================================ Note 21.42 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 42 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I have a home!" 6 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you're going to get drunk, be sure and do it in the basement so you don't fall down the stairs." --Kids in the Hall ================================================================================ Note 21.43 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 43 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 5 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "don't drink and drive, don't drink and drive, don't drink and drive...how the hell are we going to get anyplace? in my case, I need a drink to calm me down because I'm afraid of some drunk idiot running into me!" Lenny Clark ================================================================================ Note 21.44 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 44 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Friends don't let friends beer-goggle" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.45 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 45 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 10 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Feel like a number Feel like a number Feel like a stranger Stranger in a strange land Feel like a number I'm not a number I'm not a number Damnit I'm a man!' Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.46 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 46 of 353 LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 5 lines 6-SEP-1993 21:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. -John Pohoctoastaston ================================================================================ Note 21.47 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 47 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 3 lines 6-SEP-1993 22:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "fortunately, I'm real immature for my age" Woody Boyd, (much older than his fiance) ================================================================================ Note 21.48 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 48 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 6-SEP-1993 23:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Told by a friend after seeing Madonna's Limo back in Miami, Florida. The license place on Madonna's limo says "SLUT." -me ================================================================================ Note 21.49 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 49 of 353 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 9 lines 7-SEP-1993 09:23 -< You can break Windows with an Apple. :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just to keep the balance of power and avoid (incite?) an all out Mac/IBM flame war... ;) "IBM stands for I should have Bought a Macintosh." --- Jayce ;) ================================================================================ Note 21.50 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 50 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 7-SEP-1993 11:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...Did you hear about the Lawyer that didn't like the food in a restaurant? He asked for a change in menu" Readers Digest Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.51 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 51 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 8 lines 7-SEP-1993 11:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...And I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off." "...I'll bring all my shoes and glasses... so I have them." TJB SOL ================================================================================ Note 21.52 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 52 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't tell your father..." I think we've all heard this at one time or another from dear old mom. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.53 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 53 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I have a home!" 9 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The coroner pronounced Stanwyck dead. Either that or just very sleepy." -Fletch --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.54 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 54 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.55 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 55 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.56 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 56 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friendly fire isn't. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.57 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 57 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.58 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 58 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.59 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 59 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 4 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The complexity of the weapon is inversly proportional to the IQ of the operator. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.60 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 60 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walking point = sniper bait Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.61 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 61 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like the Mural for ROTC in the tunnels... the dork standing up on the hill yelling,"Follow Me!" Guys who do that would be shot to shreds in a minute. Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.62 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 62 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It used to be a man's world, and a woman's place was in the kitchen. They can kiss that s%#@ good-bye!" On a button Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.63 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 63 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 4 lines 7-SEP-1993 13:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "you look so beautiful and peaceful, almost like you're dead!" Steve Martin, the Jerk ================================================================================ Note 21.64 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 64 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 7-SEP-1993 13:24 -< the dork who was selling stuff in class this morning >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Who can resist a baby file?" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.65 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 65 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 13:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I can only have a part time 'ho" Pimping Paul to me :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.66 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 66 of 353 LEVVAX::PJB4288 "The Incredible Blurf" 6 lines 8-SEP-1993 12:30 -< Last night was a real bitch >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (as I fall over at 9pm last night...) Mom: Pete...are you ok?? Pete....oh shit, he's not breathing... HONEY--get the keys... Me 1/2 hr later: "It's nice to breath again." ================================================================================ Note 21.67 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 67 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I have a home!" 11 lines 8-SEP-1993 14:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I've got two big tractors. I used to plow my own fields and do all of that stuff. Now I just get drunk and watch someone else do it." -My new design teacher, telling us about life after his heart attack. College teachers are so much cooler than the ones I had in high school. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.68 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 68 of 353 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 10 lines 8-SEP-1993 16:17 -< Love it when it happens. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You...You...WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE?!?" -Fustrated little brother of mine. Heh. MOe ================================================================================ Note 21.69 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 69 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 8 lines 8-SEP-1993 17:11 -< I hate being awake. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm much more awake than I was when I was asleep." "I'm not." Jay and I this morning. Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.70 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 70 of 353 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 8 lines 8-SEP-1993 19:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Not mother?" "No, we are going to live on a farm in Idaho." "Really?" --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 21.71 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 71 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 6 lines 8-SEP-1993 23:44 -< Ewokie you card you.... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "And how did you want yer eggs?" "Juice." I almost snarfed coke. One of the best straight lines I ever heard. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.72 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 72 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 9-SEP-1993 02:27 -< head >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "in order to have a head, you have to give it" steve taylor at the aerosmith concert tonight... awesome concert...'nuff said the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.73 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 73 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 9-SEP-1993 14:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahhaha "If he bugs you...tell me and I'll hit him!" Moe to me :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.74 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 74 of 353 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 18 lines 9-SEP-1993 14:31 -< BIG sisters gotta do what they gotta do. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, did he? Lemme know, willya? My fist's more than ready. :) "Wanna play a game?" Me to my lit' bro. "Yeah!" "Prove me if you can make me a sandwich less than 30 seconds.. Now, MOVE IT!" "Aww...." when he saw my famous fist. Heh. That was fun way back in ten years ago. MOe :) (snickerin') ================================================================================ Note 21.75 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 75 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 16 lines 10-SEP-1993 09:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gauntlet II "Yellow Elf shot the food." "Red Warrior -now- has Limited Invisibility." "Green Wizard -now- has Temporary Repulsiveness." "Blue Valkyrie, your life-force is running out." Da-da da-da da-da da-da da- DUT-DUT-DUT-DUT-DUT-DUT DUT-DUT Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.76 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 76 of 353 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 09:39 -< I of course had MANY credits from a friend working atthe arcade >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blue wizard needs food......badly. I LOVED those games. I once got to level 93 on Gauntlet I -Dank ================================================================================ Note 21.77 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 77 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 16 lines 10-SEP-1993 09:55 -< The world according to Sol >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aww, yeah... it was the greatest. I originally thought the Warrior was a Big Turkey for some reason... and thought the word "Valkyrie" must be the name for the big, magic turkey... The turkey shot by turning around and excreting at you... or shooting feathers or something... it was just so cool! A big thanksgiving turkey in a D&D type video game... just wow. Of course, the game was so immensely popular at the time, I couldn't get close enough for a long time to discover that the old man with the stick was the wizard, that the word "Valkyrie" meant nordic amazon, and that the Big Turkey was just the dark-skinned warrior. Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.78 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 78 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 10-SEP-1993 10:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TasKender, you are now permanantly invincible. TasKender ================================================================================ Note 21.79 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 79 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 10-SEP-1993 10:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...(laughing) all because of a woman?" Robin Hood, Prince of Theives. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.80 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 80 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:00 -< the apt. *was* fun at one time >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Greg needs food, badly" -Greg on the verge of preparing dinner in the midst of starvation Pook ================================================================================ Note 21.81 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 81 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Eat my #$%" Pookie Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.82 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 82 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 10 lines 10-SEP-1993 12:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's Miller Time" the nude model in my drawing class "Has anyone in here ever watched Beavis and Butthead? I really get into it!!!" my professor (yes, he WAS serious!!!) Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.83 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 83 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 10-SEP-1993 12:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "One day my prince will come..." Snow White POW! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.84 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 84 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 23 lines 10-SEP-1993 14:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "you don't want me to be cranky AND wet, now do you?" me, explaining to a friend why I didn't want to go to class (I was cranky and it was raining) "that wouldn't be a pretty sight. You'd be like... grrrr, hey, $%@%, #$# me!" Him, being a smart alek later..... another friend comes to the table and says the same thing about getting wet... then I turned to the other friend and said: "and YOU would be very tired..." J ================================================================================ Note 21.85 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 85 of 353 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The 'u' button is broken? NNNOOOO!!" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 15:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This morning at 10:55. My brother calls and says: "Could you save my butt? What could I say? The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 21.86 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 86 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 9 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:30 -< where's my ice >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "don't make me eat you!" what *I* heard Liz say to me after I called her a female dog (in so many words...well actually only one word) "don't make me Beat you!" what Liz actually said to me after the above incident Pook ================================================================================ Note 21.87 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 87 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:37 -< would _I_ say that??? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What drugs are you on again?" me to Pook after I noticed his terrible misquoting of what I said. Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.88 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 88 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Huh?" Ewokie after a Greek God flirted with me Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.89 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 89 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Why are you doing this to me?" Ewokie, after Darth Vader started her on fire :) TLD ================================================================================ Note 21.90 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 90 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 10-SEP-1993 21:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "50 cents or best offer" me to tom after he asked me how much I was going to sell my bike for... J ================================================================================ Note 21.91 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 91 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 11-SEP-1993 10:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hi. I'm Sol." (by Solenoid) ================================================================================ Note 21.92 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 92 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whadya mean, Doc? Not insane?" 4 lines 11-SEP-1993 13:01 -< How about this? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There are three kinds of lives - public, private, and secret. The secret lives are kept by the best secret lips." From the movie "Traces of Red" -The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.93 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 93 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 10 lines 11-SEP-1993 13:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Where have you gone Joe Dimmagio A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you" Name the movie it was in and get the following prize: Bjeksgojrauhgejkapgewotd (it's coded in by the way, my special code.) TLD The first post after it (with the name of the movie) wins the prize. ================================================================================ Note 21.94 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 94 of 353 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "I hear cries tonight" 9 lines 11-SEP-1993 14:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Wipe your chin off, Jay." -MJ, after she smacked my glass of apple juice while I was drinking it. "I bet Greg says that to you all the time." -me, after recovering from my state of shock. fnord ================================================================================ Note 21.95 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 95 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 3 lines 11-SEP-1993 14:48 -< * >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Movie: The Graduate. Dustin Hoffman. song: Mrs. Robinson (Simon & Garfunkel) jd ================================================================================ Note 21.96 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 96 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 10 lines 11-SEP-1993 15:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CORRECT!!!! YOU WIN (decoded...) A LARGE KNUCKLE SANDWITCH (The "WITCH" part was to throw off those of you who know how to use base 2309 wisely.) :) TLD ================================================================================ Note 21.97 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 97 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 11-SEP-1993 16:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Let's take up a collection to buy him a clue." -Liz Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.98 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 98 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 1 line 11-SEP-1993 16:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have enough; just no time to go get it. ================================================================================ Note 21.99 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 99 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 8 lines 11-SEP-1993 16:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why, whatever made you think I was talking about you? "Take the Skinheads Bowling!" Mtv Free Your Mind Report Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.100 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 100 of 353 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The 'u' button is broken? NNNOOOO!!" 9 lines 11-SEP-1993 18:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw that MTV show, Liz. I learned a lot. About prejudice, and myself. "Why must women be so beautiful?" The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 21.101 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 101 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 4 lines 12-SEP-1993 12:15 -< beer bottles are cool.. huh huh mm huh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Just DRINK THE BEER.... don't play with the bottle!!! Please?!?" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.102 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 102 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 12-SEP-1993 13:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm not going to arrest you anymore." RoboCop ================================================================================ Note 21.103 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 103 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 4 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't get rational with me!" -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.104 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 104 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You raise your mom your way and I'll raise mine, mine." Me to Pookie when he came home with me. Ewokie :) ================================================================================ Note 21.105 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 105 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 9 lines 13-SEP-1993 17:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You are too organized." My 2d prof... to ME! words I thought I'd never hear directed my way.... Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.106 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 106 of 353 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "I hear cries tonight" 5 lines 13-SEP-1993 17:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Jason, you're a goddam loony." -my sister, after I showed her Mr. Hook. fnord ================================================================================ Note 21.107 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 107 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 13-SEP-1993 20:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...four billion hours of nothing but choke on your own vomit love songs..." Some Comedian...I forgot his name. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.108 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 108 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 7 lines 13-SEP-1993 22:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "why is it all these psychics have these phone lines for you to call. They're psychics! Shouln't they know enough to call you?" Some Comedian...could be the same one -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.109 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 109 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 13-SEP-1993 22:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You have to push it in further..." Saying to my moronic aunt about the birthday candles that were coming off the cake. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.110 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 110 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 13-SEP-1993 22:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fnord....you are a loony. :P ACCCKKKKK! :) -me ================================================================================ Note 21.111 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 111 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 13-SEP-1993 22:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Should I learn to fly, where would you like me to land?" Some other comedian... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.112 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 112 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 5 lines 14-SEP-1993 07:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...always keep a litterbag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full you can just toss it out the window..." s.m. ================================================================================ Note 21.113 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 113 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 14-SEP-1993 19:55 -< No need to say anything here, below there should do it. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anything that I say should be in this topic. Oh, I am not being an egomaniac...just a stuffed head full of what they say is a brain. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.114 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 114 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 13:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saw this on Letterman: "Cheetos are made of 90% Strofoam, and 10% orange spray paint" -Skip ================================================================================ Note 21.115 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 115 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 13:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Up is the direction defined as the opposite of the direction a stack of good china goes." unknown source ================================================================================ Note 21.116 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 116 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 9 lines 15-SEP-1993 16:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just saw this written on the back of some guy's shirt in the library: " F*** ART LET'S KILL" I didn't stop to ask what it meant. ================================================================================ Note 21.117 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 117 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 13 lines 15-SEP-1993 16:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I saw this button... "Did you take a #$@%? Well put it back!" I thought it was funny. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.118 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 118 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 8 lines 15-SEP-1993 18:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Egato Ero Sum" "I think therefore I am." That Descartes... what an einstein. Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.119 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 119 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 20:33 -< Honest! I didn't make this one up! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend once sent me an E-mail which tells about a bumper sticker that was printed in Latin. Translated, it says, "If you can read this, then you are well-educated and too close." The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.120 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 120 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 15 lines 15-SEP-1993 21:22 -< i love this song!!! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Will you cater to every fantasy I've got? Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot? Will you take me places I've never gone?" "I can do that." --"I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" Meatloaf Liz (Prayin to the god of sex & drums & rock 'n' roll as we speak) ================================================================================ Note 21.121 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 121 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 10 lines 15-SEP-1993 21:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I want you I need you But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you But don't be sad 'Cuz two outta three ain't bad" -- Meatloaf -- Good song! ================================================================================ Note 21.122 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 122 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 3 lines 15-SEP-1993 23:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I will not let you fall" jd ================================================================================ Note 21.123 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 123 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 16-SEP-1993 12:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Die, Little Ninja." - The Emperor of Shadow in Ninja Gaiden II... love that quote! Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.124 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 124 of 353 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 16-SEP-1993 12:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Sally from Peanuts - explaining her 2000 word report) "I have heard it said that a picture is worth a thousand words. So as you can see, what we have here are a couple of pictures. Sol ================================================================================ Note 21.125 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 125 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 16-SEP-1993 15:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Never pick up a girl unless you can pickup her boyfriend." physically Never mind -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.126 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 126 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 5 lines 16-SEP-1993 16:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Never pick up a boy unless you can pick up his pick up." physically ================================================================================ Note 21.127 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 127 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 16-SEP-1993 17:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There is no vaccine against stupidity" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.128 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 128 of 353 LEVVAX::PJB4288 "The Incredible Blurf" 4 lines 16-SEP-1993 19:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Fate likes fools, little girls and ships named Enterprise." -Cmdr. William Riker Episode-"Contagion" ================================================================================ Note 21.129 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 129 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 6 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:53 -< Here ya go, Ewokie! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " Cindle!!!!! Cindle!!!!! They're coming!!!! Come! Come!!!" Moukie? ( A STAR WARS run-off movie about Ewoks.) ================================================================================ Note 21.130 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 130 of 353 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 20 lines 17-SEP-1993 09:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- another of those cute little peanuts quotables: Charlie Brown: what are you doing? Sally: I'm studying for this big test tomorrow. I might do okay cause I think it's gonna be Mystical Choice. Charlie Brown: You mean "Multiple Choice." Sally: whatever... it's on my wall... also on my wall: Any cute remarks about PMS and I'll staple your nuts to the desk! showing a deranged looking woman leering over a coffee cup and a pile of papers. NB ================================================================================ Note 21.131 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 131 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a shirt that says: "PMS is nature's way of saying "Shut up! Just shut up and leave me alone!" I love that shirt! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.132 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 132 of 353 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 9 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sister Franics!" -Benny the Cab in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" MOe ================================================================================ Note 21.133 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 133 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Do we have to do that again?" don't ask :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.134 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 134 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 11:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " Sister Mary Francis! " - What Benny the Cab REALLY said. (I like facts.) TLD ================================================================================ Note 21.135 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 135 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 11:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "ARGH!" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.136 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 136 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calvin: What if there's no afterlife? Suppose this is all we get. Hobbes (looking around): Oh, what the heck. I'll take it anyway. Calvin: Yeah, but if I'm not going to be eternally rewarded for my behavior, I'd sure like to know _now_. ================================================================================ Note 21.137 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 137 of 353 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 16 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sister Mary Franics! I was mistaken! SOrry! "Doggone stubborn nitwit!" Donald duck to Daffy duck MOe Did I get the fact right this time? Heh. ================================================================================ Note 21.138 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 138 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 17 lines 17-SEP-1993 14:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes; you did... Now; what were they playing? (Daffy & Donald) and who was the character that served drinks? "How Do I Love Thee? Let me count the ways... One one thousand Two one thousand Three one thousand..." Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit TLD ================================================================================ Note 21.139 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 139 of 353 LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 14:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "i've got the new PMS: Putting up with Men's Shit" ..vamp ================================================================================ Note 21.140 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 140 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have this button... "My job is so secret, even I don't know what I'm doing" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.141 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 141 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:33 -< Byeee >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...and anyone not wear 2,000,000 spf sunblock is going to have a really bad day." From T2 -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.142 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 142 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 14 lines 17-SEP-1993 18:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- re .138 Dueling Pianos (i have the soundtrack) Betty Boop Who did Jessica's voice? (It isn't in the credits, so don't bother) Who was the last individual seen in the movie? Liz Diehard Toonaholic (Warner Bros. and Roger Rabbit a specialty) ================================================================================ Note 21.143 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 143 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 20:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessica's voice was Kathleen Turner. Um, I'm gonna guess the last one in the movie was Porky Pig? Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th-That's all folks! jd ================================================================================ Note 21.144 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 144 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 7 lines 18-SEP-1993 12:40 -< PMS...Again >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually, girls, PMS really stands for Personality Modification Syndrome -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.145 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 145 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 19 lines 18-SEP-1993 13:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like that one!!! it describes it perfectly! 'I love you honey... But you COULD have gotten a bigger ring!@!!!!!!! This one'll do for now; Here's your gift... I hope you like it... It only took me TWO WEEKS to MAKE it!'... TLD, about to be scarred for life by a bunch of deluded women. :) Won't it be great? ================================================================================ Note 21.146 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 146 of 353 LEVVAX::JCH2564 "ich bin ein berliner" 14 lines 18-SEP-1993 14:09 -< er, that's ffej >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "GREAT GALACTIC POWERS!!! ..itty bitty living space" I love that movie, even ater about the 5th tme.. :) Ffje ================================================================================ Note 21.147 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 147 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 31 lines 18-SEP-1993 14:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " COMPLAINT FORM Please put any complaints in the box provided... Any form with writing outside of the box will not be acknowledged. [] - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Damnit, Get over here!" (Actually, that's how my best friend nicknamed his girlfriend Damm'it, and she started using it on BBS's) Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 21.157 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 157 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 4 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "there's a pain that'll linger!" ms jd ================================================================================ Note 21.158 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 158 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Eat and Drink. Get fat and drunk." -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.159 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 159 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 18-SEP-1993 23:51 -< What to do... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The world is an enlarged model of a globe." TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.160 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 160 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Taszilla vs. King Kong" 2 lines 19-SEP-1993 01:11 -< :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've got a 1:1 scale globe at home in my closet. ================================================================================ Note 21.161 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 161 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 9 lines 19-SEP-1993 13:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That must take up a lot of room... TLD "The world is a mighty place, We mortals don't deserve it." (I forget...) ================================================================================ Note 21.162 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 162 of 353 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 13:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'd rather be a kiler than a victim" --From Blade Runner --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 21.163 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 163 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 19-SEP-1993 13:41 -< kewl! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Why is it when its humans it's an abortion, and when it's chickens, it's an omlet?" (or something like that. I know it's not exact) --George Carlin J ================================================================================ Note 21.164 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 164 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Happy Birthday Father Time!" 16 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Garry Shandling is cool and slick. Do you think he'll do it with that madeline chick?" From the Garry Shandling Show Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.165 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 165 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 8 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spinning whirling still descending like a spiral sea unending Sound and fury drown my heart, every nerve is torn apart -- Sceadeau Stolen straight from Rush/Farewell to Kings/Cygnus X-I/Infinity ================================================================================ Note 21.166 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 166 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 22 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:01 -< Bartlett Beware >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm picking out a thermos, for you!" Steve Martin, "The Jerk" "No matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Banzai "What's all this then?" John Cleese, "Silverado" That line cracked me up. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueler -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.167 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 167 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 8 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" ROCKY in ROCKY TLD ================================================================================ Note 21.168 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 168 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "The Dali Llama" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 07:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Seems like whenever I get to likin' somebody, they don't live too long." Clint Eastwood "Josey Wales" "I notice when you get to not likin somebody they aren't around too long neither!" -Chief Dan George "Josey Wales" ================================================================================ Note 21.169 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 169 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go Away!" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A lot of money at one time can say more than an eloquent lover in a year" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.170 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 170 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "It's time for a GAK attack" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have you just watched Indecent Proposal, Ewokie? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.171 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 171 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 16 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *EVIL GRIN* Yes I have :) But I posted that, because it was what my vax fortune cookie told me :) "If at first you don't succeed...bribe, bribe again" Ewokie :) ================================================================================ Note 21.172 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 172 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:54 -< duh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Where would this country be without this great land of ours?" R. Reagan during his presidency TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.173 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 173 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Juiced" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.174 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 174 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Hey Tas...want a balloon?" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God gives us our family, thank God we can pick our friends. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.175 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 175 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Being held hostage by Ewok. Help" 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ^%$# God. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.176 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 176 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Hey Tas...want a balloon?" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He who laughs last didn't get the joke" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.177 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 177 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "He who smelt it delt it" -1st grade ;) GAK ================================================================================ Note 21.178 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 178 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What kind of name is Taaaaaaaaaad. -George Carlin -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.179 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 179 of 353 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 24 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If the old soldier can still stand up and salute, I say let him march in the parade!" -aging Jakt to wife Valentine Ender Xenocide, by Orson Scott Card and, for the record, because I must... "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!!!!!!!" " ... in an itty bitty living space..." - Correct quote from Aladdin "WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Ten thousand years can give you SUCH a CRICK in the Neck!!!" " Can I call you Al... or Just Din? or how 'bout Laddie, like 'here Laddie, (whistle whistle whistle)" also, from one of the greatest animated features created (IMHO) ================================================================================ Note 21.180 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 180 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 14 lines 20-SEP-1993 18:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Infinite Cosmic Power..... itty bitty living space" actually... "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Rabbit, from one of the other classic animation flicks. Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.181 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 181 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "the lone stranger" 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 08:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick yer nose, but you cant pick yer friends noses!" ? (don't know) -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.182 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 182 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Eat Shit!" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 12:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...Lev is definitely awesome!" --Sceadeau Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.183 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 183 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 14 lines 21-SEP-1993 13:59 -< ??? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > <<< Note 21.181 by LEVVAX::JDD9642 "the lone stranger" >>> > > > "remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick yer nose, >but you cant pick yer friends noses!" > ? (don't know) -jd am I the only one who has heard the following version? "you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't roll friends into little balls and flick them across the room" Pook ================================================================================ Note 21.184 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 184 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:00 -< and I hate posting two in a row! :( >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- also, I forgot, Ewokie is very capable of picking her friends noses. I should know! :) Pook ================================================================================ Note 21.185 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 185 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Give me your nose! Ahhh what a treasure Pook! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.186 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 186 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The Real Me" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That was on either SNL of SCTV, I cannot remember which. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.187 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 187 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 17:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I can feel it...it's coming..." Madonna's song "Rain" Pookie of his farts. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.188 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 188 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Woman be my slave!" -Manowar's song "Woman be my Slave!" ehhehehehe, nothing personal here ladies! GAK ================================================================================ Note 21.189 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 189 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "It'd be cool to be an Ewok..." 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I DID IT!!! NO MORE LEV NOTES TO READ!!!!" ~ ~ ================================================================================ Note 21.190 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 190 of 353 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "May we all live in peas" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I happen to know it's not rape if it's DEAD!" -GWAR "Double or nothing?" -Sceadeau fnrod ================================================================================ Note 21.191 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 191 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Unforgiven" -Metallica :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.192 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 192 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "ByMyselfButNotAlone/IAskNoOne" 49 lines 21-SEP-1993 20:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Unforgiven New blood joins this Earth and quickly he is subdued through constant pained disgrace the young boy learns their rules through time the child draws in this whipping boy done a wrong deprived of all his thoughts the young man struggles on and on he knows a vow unto his own that never from this day his will they'll take away what I've felt, what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never be, never see won't see what might have been what I've felt what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never free never me so I dub thee unforgiven They dedicate their lives to running all of his he tries to please them all this bitter man hated he's battled constantly this fight he cannot win the tired man they see no longer cares the old man then prepares to die regretfully this old man there is me what I've felt what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never be never see won't see what might have been what I've felt what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never free never me so i dub thee unforgiven you label me, I'll label you so i dub thee unforgiven --Mettalica Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.193 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 193 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! Thanx for typing that fer me Tas!! Do you have the CD/Tape by any chance? (That's my favorite Metallica song) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.194 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 194 of 353 LEVVAX::DED8895 "Everybody must get stoned! ;Q" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GAK- I have the CD and I would be more than happy to lend it to you.(If I were to meet you in person). But, alas, it is at home and will not be retrieved(sp?) until Thanksgiving break. Roach ;Q ================================================================================ Note 21.195 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 195 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 12 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Roach! You DID meet me today (sorta) I was the one standing there next to the most popular guy that I ate with (gee, eheh). Anywayz, I was just standing there with him waitin fer Ewokie and the rest. I was thinkin of buying the CD myself, eheh...but if you remember at Thanksgiving break (i never could), then ask me then eh? Thanx.. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.196 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 196 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...the prostitution rests..." Beavis and Butt-head Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.197 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 197 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 21 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Eh Eh, Ya" -Beavis "(sorta)" -Black Amethyst "Disarm you with a smile and cut you like you want me to cut that little child inside of me and such a part of you I used to be a little boy so old in my shoes..." -Smashing Pumpkins (Disarm) "Today is the greatest day I've ever known can't live for tomorrow tomorrow's much too long I'll burn my eyes out before I get out I wanted more than life could ever grant..." -Smashing Pumpkins (Today) "Nothing left to say and all I've left to do is run away...." -Smashing Pumpkins (Soma) BTW..I like the Samshing Pumpkins! ;) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.198 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 198 of 353 LEVVAX::DED8895 "Everybody must get stoned! ;Q" 19 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:53 -< ssssssssssft. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go ask Alice, What the doorman said. FEED YOUR HEAD!! (Jefferson Airplane) Everybody must get stoned!! :) ;Q Well the first days are the hardest days, Don't you worry anymore. 'Cause when life looks like easy street There is danger at your door. Think this through with me Let me know you're mine All I want to know-ow is Are you kind? -Grateful Dead Roach ;Q ================================================================================ Note 21.199 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 199 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 23:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There's gotta be something... I'll eat this! What is it?" "Miracle Gro." Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.200 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 200 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Let me be your llama bear" 4 lines 22-SEP-1993 07:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think the scarecrow from the wizard of Oz said it best: "Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking!" ================================================================================ Note 21.201 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 201 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 5 lines 22-SEP-1993 12:14 -< also from the Wizard of Oz >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If I only had a heart......" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.202 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 202 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Be one with yourself" 8 lines 22-SEP-1993 13:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you only had a brain... but you don't so that's a shame..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.203 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 203 of 353 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 10 lines 22-SEP-1993 13:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Jason, close that door and stop doing the naked dance....someone's gonna see you." "Ha, I'll do it in the hall." "oh Sh\T!!" --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 21.204 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 204 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Be one with yourself" 12 lines 22-SEP-1993 15:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahhahaha... "...two dollar haircut" A very interesting lunch (eh mad?) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.205 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 205 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 5 lines 22-SEP-1993 17:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't even mention that...i am still steamed about it... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.206 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 206 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 19 lines 22-SEP-1993 17:01 -< whattaday >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You're not gonna break it... it's STEEL!" "icky... black stuff!" "Yay.... my project is finished... and it doesn't even suck!" *Bang* "ow" *Bang* "ow" *Bang* "I need a drink." "I just sent you something really disgusting... Brace yourself." Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.207 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 207 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Let me be your llama bear" 8 lines 22-SEP-1993 17:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...and suddenly he comes crashing through the wall there, driving like a madman, when all of a sudden, he stopped on a dime..." "...unfortunately, the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket at the time!" firesign theater jd ================================================================================ Note 21.208 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 208 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 13 lines 22-SEP-1993 23:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "...I had it all loaded! I mean christ, you got three guns and you only got one arm." "I just don't want to be killed for lack of shooting back." -UNFORGIVEN -Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.209 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 209 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 7 lines 23-SEP-1993 15:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If you believe in gambeling, in the end, you sell your house" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.210 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 210 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 8 lines 23-SEP-1993 17:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You don't put the smokehouse in the stable... when you smoke animals, it tends to @#$^%& them off." Liz Architect to the Critters ================================================================================ Note 21.211 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 211 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 11 lines 23-SEP-1993 17:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Don't worry, we'll find the rest of the parts and bring it to you..." Grandpa said this to me in Puerto Rico, after finding me a head of a doll, and promising to find the rest. Needless to say, I was horrified. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.212 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 212 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 6 lines 23-SEP-1993 22:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "sooner or later, everything put together falls apart." p. simon jd ================================================================================ Note 21.213 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 213 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 9 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Once I got out of the Navy I stopped flossing." "Why did you floss in the Navy?" "I was bored." --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.214 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 214 of 353 LEVVAX::RTO4114 14 lines 26-SEP-1993 22:42 -< Tribal quotes >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Recently heard on my floor: "If you touch it, it'll steal your soul." As said by the amazing tribesmen of Colby D. - Ishiro Maybe you've seen them? I believe they danced With Kevin Hughes. On Colby's balcony. (Untill a certain RSA viciously unpluged their stellar performance) ================================================================================ Note 21.215 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 215 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Mofoogly" 14 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Said by my 8 am Professor in Theories of Communications...(yes I was paying attention...) "We only argue with people we care about. Why else would we argue, unless we care what they think..." Laughed my butt off! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.216 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 216 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 5 lines 27-SEP-1993 11:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Overheard in the EH Vax lab last night as I wrote an essay. "Y'know, my mother used to warn me about people like me." -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.217 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 217 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 12:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A button that I have... "There are many ways to say I love you...but Fu*^ing is the fastest" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.218 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 218 of 353 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As the romulans once said: "Attention elsewhere caused our absence. But I assure you, Captian Picard, We Are Back." Well, everyone so am I. The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 21.219 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 219 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 5 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome back Ninja! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.220 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 220 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 27-SEP-1993 14:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, welcome back White Ninja! The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.221 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 221 of 353 LEVVAX::ENB1783 "The Smoking Philosopher" 8 lines 27-SEP-1993 14:59 -< >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wise man once said (please don't kill me for this, ladies): "There are two time when a women is truly pleasurable: when you marry her, andd when you bury her." Ed. ================================================================================ Note 21.222 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 222 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 15:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cough...cough... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.223 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 223 of 353 LEVVAX::FPR9706 4 lines 27-SEP-1993 16:39 -< DUH >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a RIDE!!" ----Greyfox ================================================================================ Note 21.224 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 224 of 353 LEVVAX::RTO4114 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 17:40 -< It's a tribal thing. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quotes from the tribe: "I like the people on my floor; they're tasty." - Ishiro ================================================================================ Note 21.225 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 225 of 353 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 17:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll get killed for this one, but its not originally mine: "Woman are like tires, you always must have a spare." The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 21.226 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 226 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 18:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- my motto.... "i don't have a drinking problem...i drink...i get drunk...i fall down...NO PROBLEM!!!!!" the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.227 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 227 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 14 lines 27-SEP-1993 20:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MY motto... "Women are like a lake... If ya treat 'em right, they let you do what you want; but if you pollute 'em, they fight back..." IOW: If you treat a woman like she wants to be treated, she'll treat you back in her own way; but if you badmouth/etc... her, she'll ruin your life... and enjoy every second of it. ~ (That's why I treat women like they want to be... Like dogs... :D ;) :) ) ================================================================================ Note 21.228 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 228 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 7 lines 27-SEP-1993 21:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- re: .226 "And I don't have a smoking problem. I smoke, I get stoned, I forget." "Um...what was I talking about?" ?? ================================================================================ Note 21.229 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 229 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 20 lines 27-SEP-1993 22:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- uh.....i don't know...i just woke up.... help! i've fallen and i can't reach my beer!!!!! (hic) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.230 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 230 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 7 lines 28-SEP-1993 00:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A button I have... "My job is so secret even I don't know what I'm doing" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.231 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 231 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 28-SEP-1993 10:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a button *I* have... "It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers" J ================================================================================ Note 21.232 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 232 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Me." 11 lines 28-SEP-1993 11:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Its's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long!" :) You gotta love George. :) Sherm BTW, "If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong." ================================================================================ Note 21.233 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 233 of 353 LEVVAX::ENB1783 "The Smoking Philosopher" 5 lines 28-SEP-1993 13:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Never get so attached to anyone that you can't pack your bags and walk away the next day." Ed. ================================================================================ Note 21.234 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 234 of 353 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 4 lines 28-SEP-1993 15:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Those who believe absurdity commit atrocity." The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 21.235 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 235 of 353 LEVVAX::ENB1783 "The Smoking Philosopher" 13 lines 28-SEP-1993 16:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE: .118 Hey Sol! Enjoy this one. "Coito Ergo Sum." "I screw, therefore I am." By my Father. Randomly Yours, Ed. ================================================================================ Note 21.236 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 236 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 9 lines 28-SEP-1993 17:09 -< \ >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The only difference between virgins and toilet bowls is that toilet bowls don't follow you around after you use them" I read this somewhere so please don't shot me all you vaxing virgins out there. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.237 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 237 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 11 lines 28-SEP-1993 19:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a button... "Did you take a s&i#? Well, put it back!" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.238 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 238 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 5 lines 28-SEP-1993 20:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Murphy was an optomist. (ETRigan can't spell) -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.239 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 239 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "G-strings are better than Q-tips" 11 lines 29-SEP-1993 11:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a button: BUllSH*& but it look like BUSH from far enough away. Get it. Nevermind Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.240 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 240 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Never try to play leapfrog with a Unicorn. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.241 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 241 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouch!!! That might hurt....yikes... Anywayz... On a shirt of mine: "I'm not useless, I can always serve as a bad example!" Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.242 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 242 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 13:23 -< Sorry, I'm an atheist! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got this off the NETNEWS... "The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide." The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.243 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 243 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "G-strings are better than Q-tips" 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 13:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sherm said today at lunch "When was the last time I #^@%!%& cursed" -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.244 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 244 of 353 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 14:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "well, I have to check my mailbox to see if I actually got mail today or I just got some more oxygen from Brooklyn" sherm Pook ================================================================================ Note 21.245 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 245 of 353 LEVVAX::CBW5109 "LoThLoRn" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 15:55 -< tribal >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE: .214 Boooooooooo to the vicious RSA!! Right then and there, we should have scalped her!! ================================================================================ Note 21.246 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 246 of 353 LEVVAX::CBW5109 "LoThLoRn" 4 lines 29-SEP-1993 15:57 -< why not? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends under the couch!" ================================================================================ Note 21.247 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 247 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Victoria's secret is: she's a slut" 4 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very true. ================================================================================ Note 21.248 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 248 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh Fantasy.... FREE ME!" 8 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I can always kick my roommate out of the room...." "You can always dream...." Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.249 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 249 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Holy Batshit, Fatman. I mean......." Robin the Boy Blunder -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.250 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 250 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 5 lines 29-SEP-1993 19:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The best thing about this show is the theme music, and even that sucks. -me, spoken about Speed Racer. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.251 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 251 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 20:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Speedracer sucks big hairy moose balls. The music sucks, the characters suck, the cars suck, the plots suck, and if I ever saw the little monkey, I'd kick it. --Me, about Speedracer --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.252 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 252 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 29-SEP-1993 21:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "That's a pretty poor redition of Jesus sitting on the crotch." -ETRigan TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.253 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 253 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 16 lines 29-SEP-1993 22:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- note I saw on my teacher's office door: this is your life this is only a test had this been your actual life, you would have been given better instructions J ================================================================================ Note 21.254 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 254 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 3 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay... quit quoting from the MURPHY poster. ~ ================================================================================ Note 21.255 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 255 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:39 -< grrrr...... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- huh? It was on a door, and I thought it was cute, and if you don't like it, go home and sit on your thumb. J ================================================================================ Note 21.256 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 256 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 8 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is no law that says you cannot quote whatever it is you feel like posting, Murphy or otherwise. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.257 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 257 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh Fantasy.... FREE ME!" 15 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Bite me! It's fun!" --Crow T. Robot, MST3K "I'm one of the heads of the Wenches' Guild!" "I'm trying to figure out if this is a good thing..." "I haven't heard any complaints...." Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.258 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 258 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 9 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry... I meant to put a smilie after that... Here it is... :) Okay? ~ ================================================================================ Note 21.259 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 259 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 13 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seen on a button... Written in really tiny letters... "Nosy little fu*%er aren't you?" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.260 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 260 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 3 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like that thumb thing, is it patented? -jd :) :) :) ================================================================================ Note 21.261 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 261 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Why not just discreet about and go kick his ass?" Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.262 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 262 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hey, you can't say that here! Though I can't say why, since it seems all right to say on television now." --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.263 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 263 of 353 LEVVAX::DED8895 "Everybody must get stoned! ;Q" 3 lines 30-SEP-1993 16:46 -< I say it all the time >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Blow me!!" :) Roach ;Q ================================================================================ Note 21.264 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 264 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 10 lines 30-SEP-1993 17:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Just say HO! HO! HO!" -On a shirt (Think 'bout it differently..:>) "Blow me!" -On a shirt with a guy blowin a pink bubble of gum. I dunno...i don't see how sittin on yer thumb could be fun fer a guy.. ;> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.265 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 265 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 19:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm dyslexic, and I believe in Dog" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.266 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 266 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 30-SEP-1993 22:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It's raining gods and tacs!" TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.267 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 267 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 10 lines 1-OCT-1993 09:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "And then James Hatfield spit all over me. I was in heaven." --Donna Ferrato --Cav ================================================================================ Note 21.268 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 268 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 1-OCT-1993 11:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the thumb thing was from a song. :) Siskel, and Ebert, better go home and just sit on their thumbs... Judge Wapner, oh my... YOu gotta be rain man to like this guy..... J ================================================================================ Note 21.269 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 269 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 8 lines 1-OCT-1993 13:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Calm down!" "I can't! It's against my religion! Stress is my religion! RIT is my God!" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.270 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 270 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 9 lines 1-OCT-1993 13:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, Liz...follow yer religion. I hate your GOD!!!!! :> "Gawds!" "Dawgs!" (Same circumstances of course) "Cheerios are the essence to human living" -Dunno if it was said, but seems like it...by my sis Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.271 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 271 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 5 lines 1-OCT-1993 14:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "God's will." An answer to one of my physics questions. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.272 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 272 of 353 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 13 lines 3-OCT-1993 20:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "life is a demolition derby, and i'm a ford pinto with firestone 500 tires..." "i wish i had the heart of a child... i'd keep it in a jar on my desk..." " i respect and honor my Inner Warrior. He can hurt me. Badly." "I am at one with my duality." ================================================================================ Note 21.273 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 273 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 77 lines 4-OCT-1993 08:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh yeah! How much do you hate the Romans!?" (breif pause) "A LOT!" (pause) "Right, yer in." -------------------- "I want to be a woman. From now on, call me Loretta" ... "It symbolizes our struggle against oppression" "No, his struggle against reality" -------------------- "From now on, you shall be called Brian which is called Brian!" -------------------- "He's been taken up!" -Holding up gourd and looking to the sky "No, wait, there he is!!" -------------------- "Who's Brian of Nazareth?" "I'm Brian" ... "I'm Brian!" "No, I'm Brian." "I'm Brian, and so's me wife!" ... "Take him down" ... "...I'm only pulling your leg. Put me BACK!" -------------------- "I'm not a jew, I'm a samaritan!" "Hey! This is supposed to be a Jews only section!" ... "Ok, raise your hands all ye who do not want to be crucified here." -------------------- "Ouch...me foot!" ... "Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn!!!..." ... -------------------- "Are you a virgin" "What?!..." "I mean, if it's not a personal question." ... -------------------- -The Depressed Person's Medicine -Life of Brian Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.274 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 274 of 353 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 08:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Word of advice to Gerrit: Don't ever try to take Monty Python out of context. It can lead to disasterous results. Like no one laughing. The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 21.275 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 275 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 6 lines 4-OCT-1993 08:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry...:) But I don't see how no one laughing is disasterous results. I don't think it's funny actually, what I posted I mean, unless ya seen the movie, cuz I didn't say much...just partially quoted. (sorta) :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.276 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 276 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 11 lines 4-OCT-1993 09:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >I don't think it's funny actually, what I posted I mean, unless ya seen >the movie, cuz I didn't say much...just partially quoted. (sorta) :) Uhhh uhhh uhhh I think thats what Ninja was saying. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.277 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 277 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 11:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well, he was just highlighting things because most of us have already seen the movies so it just reminds us of it and then we replay the whole scene, and then we crack up in the vax lab and then everyone around us quietly moves to another terminal...... J ================================================================================ Note 21.278 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 278 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 10 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It exploded all over the place!" "EEEW! He creamed all over me, right in the middle of the restaurant!" (exploding creamer at Denny's last night) Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.279 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 279 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 7 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "But there are a lot of females at RIT because there are so many males!" Overheard in my lounge -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.280 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 280 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 5-OCT-1993 07:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHAT!??!! Ok...that makes sense...ya....that's it... "Get out!" Heard in Sceadeau's lounge towards me :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.281 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 281 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 7 lines 5-OCT-1993 23:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It takes a woman 9 months to have a baby, no matter how many men are on the job" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.282 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 282 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 5 lines 6-OCT-1993 06:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I could never be a woman...I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day." sm - LA Story -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.283 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 283 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therrin Kinslayer" 7 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:01 -< E A S? NO T A S. T as in Thomas! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "T as in Thomas." "STOP SCREAMING AT ME!" Phone conversations with deaf people when yer on a curtesy phone can be fun. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.284 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 284 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "A...A AS IN A$$!" heard while discussing previous conversation while walking to k-lot... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.285 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 285 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 6-OCT-1993 11:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "STOP SCREAMING AT ME" Yelled to the man on the phone, who claimed to be "T as in Thomas" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.286 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 286 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 10 lines 7-OCT-1993 12:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sorry, sirs, but you need a car to go through drive through." Tacohell employee "Cannn..*burp*..I need one soft tacos...*belch puke*..not for me...no..*hiccup*..for my friend here, he's wasted." -- sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.287 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 287 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 8 lines 7-OCT-1993 13:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Buahah, when I worked at Del Taco (chain on west like Taco Bell), when the dining room was closed, lotsa people "walked" through the drive through, and lotsa times, people rode through on bikes during the day. Anyways....get back to the topic! :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.288 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 288 of 353 LEVVAX::ENB1783 "The Smoking Philosopher" 6 lines 7-OCT-1993 15:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "So why are you taking an 8 AM class?" - me "Because I'm on crack!!" - my room mate The Smoking Philosopher ================================================================================ Note 21.289 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 289 of 353 LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Black Market Fuzzies, inc." 10 lines 7-OCT-1993 16:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I think we're long overdue to walk through the drive-through." Me to a friend of mine in drum corps during Labor Day weekend... The last time we walked through the drive-through was 1984. When there's 120 people standing in line on the inside, you make do with whatever is available... :) Nutrocker -- ================================================================================ Note 21.290 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 290 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Colds Suck. *sniff*" 6 lines 7-OCT-1993 19:59 -< Don't ya love it when they go speechless? >:) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "For the first time in my life, someone @!#$%^ got me!" Sherm Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.291 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 291 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 8-OCT-1993 01:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You didn't do what you just did, did you?" -- over heard in EH vax lab TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.292 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 292 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Liz is sick...:'(" 7 lines 8-OCT-1993 16:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The interesting thing about a waltzing bear, is not how well it dances..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.293 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 293 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Colds Suck. *sniff*" 17 lines 8-OCT-1993 17:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Wa-wa-wa-wa.... Waltzing with bears, Shaggy Bears, Baggy Bears, Raggy Bears too... There is nothing on Earth Uncle Walter won't do So he can go waltzing, Wa-wa-wa-waltzing He can go waltzing Waltzing with Bears!" Part of a very cool song called "Waltzing With Bears" (yes it is a real song... I just don't know all the words.) Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.294 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 294 of 353 LEVVAX::RFM9348 "RFM" 16 lines 8-OCT-1993 21:40 -< iMAGINE >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If one listens to the faintest but constant suggestions of his genious, which are certainly true, he sees not to what extremes. or even insanity, it may lead him; and yet that way as he grows more resolute and faithful,his road lies. the faintest assured objections which one healthy man feels will at length prevail over the arguments and customs of mankind. ... If the day and night are such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet scented herbs,is more elastic, more starry, more immortal,-- that is your success. All nature is your congratulation. Thoreau/Walden/Higher Laws Smile and be smiled upon!! VMLP2 ================================================================================ Note 21.295 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 295 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 5 lines 8-OCT-1993 21:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "remember when the game's over, the king and the pawn both go back to the same box." -can't remember -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.296 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 296 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Elmo Lives!" 13 lines 8-OCT-1993 22:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A button mad hatter brought for me... "I'm from New York...what's _your_ excuse?" (he says it fits me to a tee...) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.297 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 297 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 9-OCT-1993 14:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh, sure. When YOU'RE finished..." me talking to Tom one night at dinner when he said we would go somewhere when HE was finished with his homework. J ================================================================================ Note 21.298 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 298 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 3 lines 9-OCT-1993 14:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Kiss him while he's stupid." ================================================================================ Note 21.299 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 299 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 3 lines 9-OCT-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Kill...Kill...Kill!" ================================================================================ Note 21.300 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 300 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 6 lines 9-OCT-1993 21:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "And I started jumpin' up and down yellin Kill!, Kill! and the officer came back in and smiled and said 'You're just the kind of man we're lookin' for'" TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.301 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 301 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Colds Suck. *sniff*" 7 lines 10-OCT-1993 15:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Good morning! Happy Birthday!" "Yes. Very." LIz ================================================================================ Note 21.302 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 302 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My name is Crevis...huh huh" 8 lines 10-OCT-1993 20:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I can't eat anything that swims in it's own excretion." Me to mad hatter's parents about sea food. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.303 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 303 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 10-OCT-1993 20:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "jeez....i don't believe you just said that..." me after ewokie said in her previous post to my parents... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.304 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 304 of 353 LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 8 lines 10-OCT-1993 21:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- re: 21.278 (yeah, yeah, I'm running a week behind in lev) See guys, I'm not the only one who creams people in fast food resturants. :) "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste." Tony ================================================================================ Note 21.305 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 305 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 12 lines 11-OCT-1993 02:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dunno if I posted this...but... My shirt that I got fer my b-day from my cousin: -Has Groungy lookin bear sittin in a old chair on it "I'm not worthless...I can always serve as a bad example!" Tho it don't fit, I still keep it! :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.306 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 306 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 12 lines 11-OCT-1993 11:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- can I wear it? "Satisfaction guaranteed or your bodily fluids back" me to Skip and Gerrit on the subject of prostitution... :) J ================================================================================ Note 21.307 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 307 of 353 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 3 lines 11-OCT-1993 17:02 -< yum... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Everything tastes real good fried..." the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 21.308 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 308 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 8 lines 11-OCT-1993 17:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sure, ya can wear my shirt if ya can fit into a medium and not stretch it..ehehhe j/k. Sure, just try it on...anywayz, kick me too. "Ok, cool, then it's free!" -Me to Jenn from two posts ago...Fluids back, Yay! :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.309 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 309 of 353 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 11-OCT-1993 19:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I said fluids back, not money :) J ================================================================================ Note 21.310 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 310 of 353 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 12-OCT-1993 08:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya, but I still stupidly said it was free! :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 21.311 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 311 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therrin Kinslayer" 5 lines 12-OCT-1993 14:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sherm here could come up with insults that would make satan cringe." "What, you mean that red wanna-be demon?" Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.312 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 312 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 4 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To know youse is to lev youse. -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.313 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 313 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 08:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "yo dude, get your thumb out of your ear and put it back up your butt" --who else other than the great bevis and butthead the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.314 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 314 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 15 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:08 -< One down, two more to go... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: shortest books ever written How about the following for the list of World's Shortest Books: The Mistakes of Rush Limbaugh Promises Kept by President Clinton Presidential Decisions Not Made by Hillary Clinton Representative Dan Rostenkowski's Guide to Ethics Vice-President Gore's Handbook for Industrial and Economic Growth The Success of Socialized Medicine in Canada The Contribution of High Taxation to Economic Growth Things I Remember by Ronald Reagan Benefits of Trickle-down Theory Good Deeds of Modern Conservatism The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.315 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 315 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 28 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:09 -< Two down, one more to go... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: POLITICAL SLAM [First grader asking his father a question]. "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thought some and said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let's say that I'm capitalism because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?" The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't know, but I'll think about what you said." Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was woken up by his brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. Because he couldn't do anything else, he turned and went back to bed. The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now." "Excellent, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?" The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full of shit." The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.316 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 316 of 353 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 52 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:09 -< Three down, no more to go! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." Televangelist Pat Robertson, who spoke at the Republican convention, on the proposed equal rights amendment. "What ever has happened to him since then?" Me "I have never seen a professional baseball game, an episode of 'Dallas' or of Roseanne Barr or of Geraldo Rivera or of the black lady who is alternately fat and thin, I forget her name." William F. Buckley, countering attacks on George Bush's lack of the common touch. "Well, he came up with the trickle-down theory which means that the poor people get pissed on." Me as I interpreted Robin Williams' impersonation of William F. Buckley "To all you mothers out there who are raising your children alone either by choice or necessity, don't let anyone tell you you're not a family." Diane English, "Murphy Brown" creator, on accepting her Emmy. "Take that, you 'potatoe' man!" Me "I want my name in the press. Why? Because I can make a lot of money. I figure if I'm going through all this pain and suffering, I'm getting a Ferrari." Amy Fisher, hours before being sentenced in a plea bargain to 5 to 15 years in jail for shooting her alleged lover's wife. "Who's she?" Me "The really scary thing is that some of those people work for the government." Washington Redskins lineman Joe Jacoby, on fans who attend games wearing pig snouts. "The even scarier thing is that we have the government!" Me "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." From a letter to a dead person from Greenville County (S.C.) Department of Social Services. "Let's see if Jesus can resurrect this one." Me The Joker ================================================================================ Note 21.317 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 317 of 353 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doesn't this kinda belong in the Jokes topic? -Dank P.S.- Please refrain from swearing...Thanks :) ================================================================================ Note 21.318 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 318 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 15 lines 17-OCT-1993 21:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When talking to jd... Ewokie: "What kind of punishment is good for little kids...?" jd: "Capital Punishment" hhahah Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.319 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 319 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 6 lines 17-OCT-1993 22:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You're really not yourself today." "So what're you telling ME for?" -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.320 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 320 of 353 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 29 lines 18-OCT-1993 18:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A former physucks major now turned some kinda enginerd said this a few weeks ago>> He's a one bit memory with a parity error ...all of the technical types cracked up in hysterical laughter... guess ya gotta be a geek to understand... i sure as hell don't get it... VaxMatic ================================================================================ Note 21.321 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 321 of 353 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 6 lines 18-OCT-1993 19:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey - I resemble that remark, I'm in engineering. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate things like music (which I happen to love, singing, playing). Jeez, that one hurt right down to the bottom of my pocket protector. :) -jd ================================================================================ Note 21.322 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 322 of 353 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Plucky go down the hole..." 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 19:53 -< it went down the hole... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Plucky go down the hole..." "Rudicon go down the hole..." "My brain went down the hole..." the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 21.323 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 323 of 353 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 5 lines 18-OCT-1993 20:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Power must be taken, it is never given." RavenThorne ================================================================================ Note 21.324 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 324 of 353 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 18-OCT-1993 23:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I object to all the sex on the television. I mean, I keep fallin' off!" TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 21.325 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 325 of 353 LEVVAX::JGM7683 19 lines 19-OCT-1993 00:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Choo Choo go down the hole! Paper go down the hole! Diaper go down the hole! Choo Choo came back! Diaper came back! Paper came back! Water came back!" plucky duck in: Plucky's Autobiography ~ ================================================================================ Note 21.326 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 326 of 353 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Dancing is cool" 4 lines 19-OCT-1993 12:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The only thing a cat and tea have in common is that one dislikes being immersed in the other." ================================================================================ Note 21.327 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 327 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 5 lines 19-OCT-1993 14:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you immerse tea in a cat? "Who's scruffy looking?" -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.328 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 328 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 9 lines 19-OCT-1993 14:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The motto at my new job... "Residece life is next to God. About your room...God giveth and God taketh away..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.329 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 329 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 5 lines 20-OCT-1993 12:18 -< Hi Ewokie, Hi Jim. :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "STOP ^$%&(*@!!!" I love prank calls. Especially when they didn't know who it was. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.330 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 330 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 12 lines 20-OCT-1993 13:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah! When the one answering is so Deaf she can't distinguish voices...:p "Stop yelling at me!" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.331 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 331 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 20-OCT-1993 17:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- except for the hearing person in the room, who could immediatly hear and pick out that obnoxious voice... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.332 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 332 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 11 lines 21-OCT-1993 01:23 -< kerslam >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :p "Guys don't show dimples to girls who have pimples" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.333 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 333 of 353 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 9 lines 21-OCT-1993 02:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Life is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra...." "When suddenly it flips, pinning you beneath it....." "At night the ice weasles come...." RavenThorne (something off the net) ================================================================================ Note 21.334 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 334 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 9 lines 21-OCT-1993 19:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It seems, that it could turn out to be..." "Feels, like it may turn out to be..." "Looks, like a rather blustery day." -Pooh Happy Windsday Everyone! }:) -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.335 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 335 of 353 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 6 lines 22-OCT-1993 00:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening -hat pin ================================================================================ Note 21.336 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 336 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 12 lines 22-OCT-1993 12:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heard on Letterman last night... "The top ten reasons that you know the person mugging you is mugging for the first time.... number 4, when he is in the lineup at the station and you go to pick him out, he points at you waves, yelling "Remember me?" " That one cracked me up. Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.337 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 337 of 353 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Ever Waltz with the Wind?" 6 lines 22-OCT-1993 16:21 -< so I go out and dance... bite me! :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You meditate your way, I meditate my way!" Liz ================================================================================ Note 21.338 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 338 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 7 lines 22-OCT-1993 19:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Who are you, anyway?!" -Beans Heard during dinner at Greasies, right Sceadeau? }:) -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.339 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 339 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 15:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Bite me, it's fun." -Crow -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.340 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 340 of 353 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 9 lines 24-OCT-1993 17:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *LARGE INTAKE OF BREATH* "OH MY GOD!" *EYES GO WIDE* *Recognition dawns on her* "Oh, isn't that cute." I wore my skeleton mask to work last night (Looks pretty real) and scared the piss out of some old woman. It was funny. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 21.341 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 341 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm not too drinking, I mean drunk" -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.342 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 342 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "gee this is really good wine..." *klunk* (as my head hits the table...) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.343 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 343 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 8 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is GREAT stuff. after drinkin' a coke and having a belching contest with Janet. :) Coors light does work better tho. :) *burp* -Skip ================================================================================ Note 21.344 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 344 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- not after this homemade wine...believe me, you have to try it...there is still some in my fridge if you want it...but you are _not_ going to drive home... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.345 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 345 of 353 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I vant some. Svomemade wine. slurp. -me ================================================================================ Note 21.346 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 346 of 353 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 7 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are not going to leave the room...ever have NyQuil? Multiply by a factor of fifty then add some more and multiply again...now if we could only do something about the taste... -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 21.347 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 347 of 353 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no...take some moonshine and multiply it by 50...that's about how it is... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 21.348 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 348 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 10 lines 25-OCT-1993 17:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had some of this wine, and could still walk and remain conscious :) "This is really good wine, if I could just stop sweating..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.349 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 349 of 353 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 15 lines 25-OCT-1993 20:49 -< Well..._I_ thought it was funny... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I sneezed in the lab... TAS: "Geez...your sneeze make an elephant sound quiet" EWOKIE: "Admit it, you _love_ my sneezes" TAS: "Oh yes, and the snot, yes the snot. Where else can I get warm goo served at high velocity, my way, right away. Aileen Kings now!" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 21.350 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 350 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "This space for rent" 5 lines 25-OCT-1993 22:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What the Hell!" Me, last night, when I discovered that I was deprived of LEV. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.351 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 351 of 353 LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 8 lines 25-OCT-1993 23:00 -< *hiccup*this is cool >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- what you loved it while you were drinking it wow wasn't that some strong sh*t --the winemaker ================================================================================ Note 21.352 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 352 of 353 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "This space for rent" 7 lines 25-OCT-1993 23:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What is that?" "I think it's Pat's mom." Heard on WCMF last night, just after I turned the radio on. Couldn't stop laughing. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 21.353 NOTABLE QUOTABLES 353 of 353 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- *silence*" 7 lines 26-OCT-1993 01:39 -< M%^&$# F%^$%$!!!! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What? not a member?" RavenThorne (if....uh...there's any of that wine left....:> I mand some stuff that we all called "Hairy Chihuahua" ...kinda speaks for itself, I guess...)