<<< LEVVAX::ACC_USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]LEV_SOCIETY.NOTE;1 >>> -< Unity, Coming Together, Lightening Up, and ... FUN! >- ================================================================================ Note 22.0 The Bad Commercials Topic! 104 replies LEVVAX::JED5264 5 lines 19-MAY-1993 10:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a spinoff of the bad movies topic... The Bad Commercial Topic pretty self explanatory, huh? ================================================================================ Note 22.1 The Bad Commercials Topic! 1 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate that commercial from Rochester tel where the guy says, "Who is it? Who is it? I want to know who is it." That stupid jingle's been going through my brain forever, and it isn't even proper English! Solenoid ================================================================================ Note 22.2 The Bad Commercials Topic! 2 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 13 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like this old fashioned commercial where a bunch of farmers are trying some new bar-b-que sauce. They say that it tastes really good, that it must have been made in Texas. All the other farmers readily agree, but when they look at the bottom, it says "Made in New York City." The farmers say..."New York City?" Then the cows look at the sky and say "Moo York City?" I was rolling on the floor laughing. I nearly died! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.3 The Bad Commercials Topic! 3 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 3 lines 3-SEP-1993 09:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the Honey-Nut Bee. Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.4 The Bad Commercials Topic! 4 of 104 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 5 lines 3-SEP-1993 10:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate that dog on the Pepsi commercials. Where's Ren & Stimpy when you need 'em? jd ================================================================================ Note 22.5 The Bad Commercials Topic! 5 of 104 LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini Levs...." 5 lines 3-SEP-1993 11:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the acura integra dog. ================================================================================ Note 22.6 The Bad Commercials Topic! 6 of 104 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 9 lines 3-SEP-1993 11:29 -< New...Orange-flavored Maalox-Daily Fiber Therapy.... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone see that Orange Flavored Maalox commercial yet? It's dumb but it's funny. They make it look like one of those old stupid sunkist commercials and when the actors realize they're running around with glasses of fiber, they all stop and think, "What the hell?! Fiber!?" -It's funny -Dank ================================================================================ Note 22.7 The Bad Commercials Topic! 7 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the commercial about these women looking so happy to have their periods. I mean...I sure as heck wouldn't wear a tampon or pad that my mom did. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.9 The Bad Commercials Topic! 9 of 104 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:39 -< good family dinner conversation! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Do you douche?" Liz ================================================================================ Note 22.10 The Bad Commercials Topic! 10 of 104 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I have a home!" 3 lines 5-SEP-1993 17:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Only on Tuesdays." ================================================================================ Note 22.11 The Bad Commercials Topic! 11 of 104 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 10 lines 5-SEP-1993 19:02 -< the douche commercial >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- girl sitting in car "mom, did you ever have one of those 'not-so-fresh days'?" mother in car "why yes honey...that is why i", quickly pulling a massengil out of oblivion and holding it so thoughtfully in front of the camera, "douche with only massengil for that blah, blah, blah, etc..." the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 22.12 The Bad Commercials Topic! 12 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 3 lines 6-SEP-1993 16:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahhahahaaaa.... ================================================================================ Note 22.13 The Bad Commercials Topic! 13 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the Cinnaburt commercial with the old lady who adds watermelon for extra tang. Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.14 The Bad Commercials Topic! 14 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like the Cranberry commercial...when everyone goes nuts talking about 'sweet tart'. The music is cool. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.15 The Bad Commercials Topic! 15 of 104 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I have a home!" 13 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The watermelon-for-extra-tang lady was on a Lifesaver commercial, Sol. But that's fine because I hate her too, no matter which commercial she's on. By far my least favorite commercial is the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercial with that stupid kid! I hate him! He and Barney should be locked in a room, each armed with a baseball bat and should not let out until one of them is dead. Then the survivor should be put in an industrial sized cuisinart. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 22.16 The Bad Commercials Topic! 16 of 104 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 8 lines 7-SEP-1993 09:25 -< hehehehehe >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate that commercial for the kitty litter where they do some horrible thing to those cats to make them make their mouths into an "O" and get a wild grin... What ever happened to those animal rights people? :) --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 22.17 The Bad Commercials Topic! 17 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 11:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahhahhahaa... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.18 The Bad Commercials Topic! 18 of 104 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 3 lines 8-SEP-1993 11:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- personally, I think that one is hilarious. I roll every time I see it. Pook ================================================================================ Note 22.19 The Bad Commercials Topic! 19 of 104 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 10 lines 8-SEP-1993 16:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not Garfield... *ROARRR!* That was him. MOe ================================================================================ Note 22.20 The Bad Commercials Topic! 20 of 104 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 8-SEP-1993 22:31 -< moo! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I loved the commercial with the cow and the farmer and the said, "Moooove over butter", and they sang the song. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 22.21 The Bad Commercials Topic! 21 of 104 LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 8-SEP-1993 22:33 -< Die, Barney! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, I loved that...the Barney and the nerd with the encyclopedia...and why is that commercial always coming on when you don't want to see another stupid commercial? BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 22.22 The Bad Commercials Topic! 22 of 104 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 9 lines 9-SEP-1993 12:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- there's one out there now where they are showing a cow chewing. and everytime it chews they dub him saying "Thank you". the camera is on the cow for about 5 seconds then they flash to a shoe, a purse, a boot, and some other leather product all rotating on their own turntable. meanwhile the cow is still heard saying "thank you". and below the products there is a message saying that all of the products are made with synthetic leather. it is kinda funny. Pook ================================================================================ Note 22.23 The Bad Commercials Topic! 23 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 9-SEP-1993 14:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cool! I like when all the butters (Parkay mind you) are singing in the freezer section and just singing away. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.24 The Bad Commercials Topic! 24 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 9-SEP-1993 14:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love that commercial for the steak sauce where the cows are trying to shoot it off the post and keep missing, and in the end the screen says "(place name of sauce here) steak sauce; the taste only a cow could hate." J ================================================================================ Note 22.25 The Bad Commercials Topic! 25 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 9-SEP-1993 14:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the commercial for Fountain Head Mermaid Barbie. ( I'm FORCED to watch... it's on during X-Men!) Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.26 The Bad Commercials Topic! 26 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 10 lines 9-SEP-1993 14:45 -< I'm disgusting, i know.... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just like to find the humor in things like that... anyone ever see the commercial for the littlest pet shop or something like that? (It's always on during Tiny toons...) where the little girl is supposed to be scrubbing the puppy .. or something, and it looks like she's giving him a hand job? J ================================================================================ Note 22.27 The Bad Commercials Topic! 27 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 10-SEP-1993 10:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahahahah... I hate the Mc Donald's commercial where they are building a house for their friend (I think its a dragon) brother to stay. They make a huge house, very big, when the dragon comes, it's a little ol'e thing. That commercial really annoys me. Who can work that fast? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.28 The Bad Commercials Topic! 28 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:12 -< McDonalds Dragons are Barney Hybrid-Mutants >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wouldn't so much as put out a guest bed, let alone rebuild the whole house! They can sleep on the floor... I'm doin' them a favor after all! Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.29 The Bad Commercials Topic! 29 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hahhahahahhahaaa Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.30 The Bad Commercials Topic! 30 of 104 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 11:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is it just me or does that guy in the Infinity commercials get on your nerves ("...tell them you already know about the clock...") in exactly the same way as the kid in the encyclopedia commercials. I try to stay on an even keel, but whenever he comes on I just wanna smack him. I think they're father and son. -jd ================================================================================ Note 22.31 The Bad Commercials Topic! 31 of 104 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I have a home!" 11 lines 13-SEP-1993 12:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good. We now have the father and son. So the big question here is, who is the mother? A. Sandy Duncan, from the wheat thins commercials. B. That lady with the English accent from Taster's Choice; "It's a sophisticated coffee, etc." C. Kelly LeBrock, Pantene. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful." D. Barney. ================================================================================ Note 22.32 The Bad Commercials Topic! 32 of 104 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 8 lines 13-SEP-1993 17:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You forgot Sally Struthers.... "Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do. That way, we can pay just 50 cents a day to feed a whole starving village in Guam." Liz ================================================================================ Note 22.33 The Bad Commercials Topic! 33 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 20:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile she's off stuffing her face. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.34 The Bad Commercials Topic! 34 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 1 line 13-SEP-1993 21:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's Barney. I'm positive. ================================================================================ Note 22.35 The Bad Commercials Topic! 35 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate that commercial with little girls in ballet tutu's. For some reason, I have this thing about little girl's in tutu's. Makes me feel so sorry for them. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.36 The Bad Commercials Topic! 36 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 4 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you mean the Western New York ad? I think the little girls do a cute little dance. TLD ================================================================================ Note 22.37 The Bad Commercials Topic! 37 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's not the dance, it's the darn tutu's. Must be trauma when I was forced to take ballet. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.38 The Bad Commercials Topic! 38 of 104 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 5 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I really hate the Michelin add where the baby's rockin' in the tire while the guy 'sings' the lullabye - they oughtta try gettingsomeone with a good singing voice. I wish he'd stuff a sock in it - preferably one of mine after a long, hard day. :) -jd ================================================================================ Note 22.39 The Bad Commercials Topic! 39 of 104 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 14-SEP-1993 19:52 -< Are you SURE, Bones? Yes, Jim. The man's dead for SURE >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What about the SURE commercial where they tell you which person is NOT using SURE? I SURE wouldn't tell the stupid production crew if I am using SURE! Duh, for SURE! The Joker ================================================================================ Note 22.40 The Bad Commercials Topic! 40 of 104 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 8 lines 15-SEP-1993 00:02 -< Aaaaaahh! Chicken McNuggets Shanghai! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What about those "I love sex, but I hate it when he sweats" crap... Or was it some other activity? I don't think they mentioned what they were doing or something, come to think of it... :) --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 22.41 The Bad Commercials Topic! 41 of 104 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 4 lines 15-SEP-1993 07:28 -< Who thinks up these ads anyways?! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Duh. I mean if sweat is going to bother you during sex, you're in the wrong ball-game. -Dank ================================================================================ Note 22.42 The Bad Commercials Topic! 42 of 104 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 21:06 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No kidding. Sweat does indeed happen. Liz ================================================================================ Note 22.43 The Bad Commercials Topic! 43 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 16-SEP-1993 12:17 -< That would be funny >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate all the Walter commercials, too. Especially because I work at Wegmans. I want to draw a picture of a Walter's-Eye view of me throttling him. Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.44 The Bad Commercials Topic! 44 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 20 lines 16-SEP-1993 12:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You should do it... and sell it to the managers of Wegmans; either that, or make Solnoid the character Wegmans uses to get even BETTER produce than TOPS; as long as I don't have to see the ads, as I'm sick of Walter already... I hate the ads where the ladies go, "Walter, where can I /*blah blah*/...? OH!!!!! Thank you Walter; he's such a nice fellow" "Um hmmm!" "Thank you!" "Yeah, thanks Walter" Almost as bad as Barney! TLD (The difference between Walter and Barney: Walter is only on in 30 second segments; Barney is on in 30 MINUTE segments.) ================================================================================ Note 22.45 The Bad Commercials Topic! 45 of 104 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 12 lines 16-SEP-1993 13:08 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My roommate is Walter...well, not the Walter, but we want to go to Tops and have him start chucking out all the rotting produce (aka most of it, if you haven't been to Tops). When the manager comes over to ask what the hell he's doing, he'll say, "I'm Walter. It's my job." Heheheheheheheheh... Maybe then they'll get grapefruit with seeds that AREN'T sprouting... --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 22.46 The Bad Commercials Topic! 46 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 16 lines 16-SEP-1993 13:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah! hahaha... I have a Wegmans T-Shirt, and I once went to TOPS with a pad & paper & scrutinized everything, taking notes. They eyes me strangely, so I just smiled and left. Sol Tops DOES bite the big one. "Passion Fruit? Oh, Walter, you Devil!" That Walter is a horny guy. Sol (would you buy produce from a horny guy?) ================================================================================ Note 22.47 The Bad Commercials Topic! 47 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 4 lines 16-SEP-1993 15:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's wrong with buy produce from horny guys. It make for interesting shopping trips. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.48 The Bad Commercials Topic! 48 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 16-SEP-1993 18:30 -< Cheese >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love that commercial with the chubby old dude, the one that says "...no...not in my deli..cause I care how you and YOU EAT!" It cracks me up. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.49 The Bad Commercials Topic! 49 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:53 -< Ny-key >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aren't we in Bad Commercial Topics? Howsabout that Nike commercial where all the guys are sitting in the barber shop. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.50 The Bad Commercials Topic! 50 of 104 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Taszilla vs. King Kong" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 14:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bad? I love that one! ================================================================================ Note 22.51 The Bad Commercials Topic! 51 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:32 -< Hey, watch where you put that thing >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I liked it too, the first 100,000 times I saw it, Gik-ba. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.52 The Bad Commercials Topic! 52 of 104 LEVVAX::RTR7444 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 17:45 -< GYNOWHATCHAMHOOZIT >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there is one commercial I really have no patience for is that one with the guy who, as a kid, struck out in the big game and then goes on to say, "But now there is something new called, GYNOLOTRIMEN." The commercial just made no sense. By the way, what is GYNOLOTRIMEN??? Why would we want to buy it if we don't know what it is. HAX ================================================================================ Note 22.53 The Bad Commercials Topic! 53 of 104 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 9 lines 17-SEP-1993 19:25 -< Bob... do you douche? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gynolotrimin... are you sure? That is stuff for yeast infections!!! I think you are thinking of Monoxodril or one of the many knock-offs of it... they grow hair on bald guys. Unless he had a yeast infection.... :) Liz ================================================================================ Note 22.54 The Bad Commercials Topic! 54 of 104 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 21:08 -< jhrevbrebv >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think that was on "In Living Color" and it was to mock those "Not feeling Fresh" commercials. The father realizes his son's "not feeling fresh" and gives him the product. At the next game he's hitting homers! -Dank ================================================================================ Note 22.55 The Bad Commercials Topic! 55 of 104 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 8 lines 18-SEP-1993 14:02 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no, the guy is right. he starts off talking about how as a kid he didn't hit the ball or something dumb like that. then he tries to gracefully make the analogy to "not missing the ball again" by using a hair replacement system (chemical or weave, I don't remember). however, this guy's analogy sinks like a lead life preserver. there is no analogy and he is basically pulling it out of his anus. the writers for that commercial have to go. Pook ================================================================================ Note 22.56 The Bad Commercials Topic! 56 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 8 lines 18-SEP-1993 14:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In remberance of the girls in tutus; Did you mean the one about the ballet dancers? or the WNY ad with the "women of NY", which was all black girls dancing? I like that ad; and saw the other one for the first time last night... which was were you talking about? TLD ================================================================================ Note 22.57 The Bad Commercials Topic! 57 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They should hire me! I'm going into advertising! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.58 The Bad Commercials Topic! 58 of 104 LEVVAX::RTR7444 10 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:23 -< It's gotta' be LUVS >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay folks, I've got another one for you. Has anyone seen that new LUVS commercial with the talking diaper. Man, although I originally thought it was a cute commercial, after seeing it another 23 times, I have found it be tedious and outright annoying. I mean, how many time can you a baby's underwear zoom around the screen talking about leakage protection, before you go out of your gourd.) HAX ================================================================================ Note 22.59 The Bad Commercials Topic! 59 of 104 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:37 -< Duh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'cuse me, but what's a Commercial? -Me, or lack thereof. ================================================================================ Note 22.60 The Bad Commercials Topic! 60 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:26 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They are the 8 minute shows that TV movies interupt for about 2 minutes before going switching back. ================================================================================ Note 22.61 The Bad Commercials Topic! 61 of 104 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate any commercial shown twice in a row. Do you all feel the same? TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 22.62 The Bad Commercials Topic! 62 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 12 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:28 -< Use rechargables, for cripes sake! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the commercials for Record Archive. I hate the Commercials for Unclaimed Freight. I hate the commercials for Jucy Fru{t w3|&Gum. ?nDI think that theDuracell Commercials should have battery-operated cutesy people shovelling batteries into a landfill... of course, Duracell should be able to shovel the $#@! longer. Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.63 The Bad Commercials Topic! 63 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 9 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think that the Energizer company should sell tapes of all the bunny commercials... they are cute when you watch them all in a row... ONCE I remember... oops! wrong topic. TLD ================================================================================ Note 22.64 The Bad Commercials Topic! 64 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:13 -< Unprintable in LEV >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think the same thing of the energizer bunny as I do of Barney. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.65 The Bad Commercials Topic! 65 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, because Barney is a 30 minute jerk and the bunny is a 30 second jerk who keeps ruining would-be-ads. TLD Ya gotta admit; they're funny, tho! ================================================================================ Note 22.66 The Bad Commercials Topic! 66 of 104 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 9 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would like to see Ford release the commercial they made some time ago. They ran over the Energizer Bunny. :) --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 22.67 The Bad Commercials Topic! 67 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ha ha ha ha ha ha However, it was probably a super-energizer battery in the car *OR* the bunny FINALLY ran out of power. TLD ================================================================================ Note 22.68 The Bad Commercials Topic! 68 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think all the Network Identification messages should be shot. I mean, if ya turned on the TV, ya know what number you're on! Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.69 The Bad Commercials Topic! 69 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- However, for blind people it does help. TLD ================================================================================ Note 22.70 The Bad Commercials Topic! 70 of 104 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Huhhh... I didn't think of that Sol ================================================================================ Note 22.71 The Bad Commercials Topic! 71 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why would blind people be watching TV? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.72 The Bad Commercials Topic! 72 of 104 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They can listen... and radios give the station identification too. :) ~ ================================================================================ Note 22.73 The Bad Commercials Topic! 73 of 104 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate the commercials that are on TV. Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 22.74 The Bad Commercials Topic! 74 of 104 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's so damn cold here! MY ass has left the chair for the bed, with the sheest overs me...the only problem is now...I better not fall asleep... BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 22.75 The Bad Commercials Topic! 75 of 104 LEVVAX::GAK4178 1 line 20-SEP-1993 08:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice commercial ================================================================================ Note 22.76 The Bad Commercials Topic! 76 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 11 lines 20-SEP-1993 10:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I HATE that commercial for McDonald's where the stupid scientist analyzes the french fries (or whatever the #$% he is doing). whatever happened to fry guys? oh. I forgot. some #$^$& sued McD's for not having fry GIRLS... (dont you hate feminist pigs like that????) J ================================================================================ Note 22.77 The Bad Commercials Topic! 77 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHAT?!!? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.78 The Bad Commercials Topic! 78 of 104 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Silly Rabbi, crack is for kids" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They should have little fry girls that wear skimpy clothing and dance around. Fry-fly girls. ================================================================================ Note 22.79 The Bad Commercials Topic! 79 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 10 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hhahahhahhahahhahhahhahhahhahahahhahahahahahhhhahahhahahahahaahhaaha...hoooooo and stiletto heels too hahhahhahahhhahahahhahahhahahahhhahhaha Ewokhahhahahie ================================================================================ Note 22.80 The Bad Commercials Topic! 80 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 13 lines 25-SEP-1993 13:19 -< oh, Oh, OH! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate that commercial where they "Dare you to feel more comfortable this month"??? really. and all the women are feeling the tampons? Like it makes any difference. I can see myself now, squirming all over the couch, and when someone asks me what I'm doing, I'll say "oh, but it feel so soft and silky!" J ================================================================================ Note 22.81 The Bad Commercials Topic! 81 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 9 lines 25-SEP-1993 20:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah...like wearing a tampon, regardless of the size, is actually gonna make me feel more comfy. Puleazze...inserting anything for a few hours in an orfice that should not have anything lodged in for a few hours is gonna be uncomfortable, no matter what. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.82 The Bad Commercials Topic! 82 of 104 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 4 lines 25-SEP-1993 21:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you get them at the candy store? Just curious. :) ================================================================================ Note 22.83 The Bad Commercials Topic! 83 of 104 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 2 lines 25-SEP-1993 21:52 -< lotsa fiber! :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hahahahahahaha! you must have heard her story! :) Pook ================================================================================ Note 22.84 The Bad Commercials Topic! 84 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 25-SEP-1993 22:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well, if it's moving, I don't mind it being lodged in there for a few hours, but if I have to do all the work, forget it.. J ================================================================================ Note 22.85 The Bad Commercials Topic! 85 of 104 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 3 lines 26-SEP-1993 00:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Candy store? Why? Do tampons contain sugar? Is it taxable? :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 22.86 The Bad Commercials Topic! 86 of 104 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 7 lines 26-SEP-1993 16:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Read a few posts before, and you'll see why... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 22.87 The Bad Commercials Topic! 87 of 104 LEVVAX::RJF0203 20 lines 30-SEP-1993 13:57 -< nuke the energizer bunny >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate Monistat-7 commercials right before of after food commercials... I hate that F*&^%^*& Energizer bunny!!! I saw a Rochester commercial for Unlimited Insurance...if you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about.... I do however miss those coffee commercials with the man and the woman....the one where it was continued..(I can't remember the brand)...and he ended up going to Paris and she went along. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? loxley ================================================================================ Note 22.88 The Bad Commercials Topic! 88 of 104 LEVVAX::RJF0203 5 lines 30-SEP-1993 13:58 -< daaaaaa! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hax- you really amaze me sometimes........ loxley ================================================================================ Note 22.89 The Bad Commercials Topic! 89 of 104 LEVVAX::RJF0203 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:00 -< sore butts >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like the talking diaper...it's cute!!! loxley ================================================================================ Note 22.90 The Bad Commercials Topic! 90 of 104 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 4 lines 30-SEP-1993 21:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know they made a movie about that coffee commercial? Continued it after the last commercial, with the couple in Paris. I'm not kidding. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 22.91 The Bad Commercials Topic! 91 of 104 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 4 lines 1-OCT-1993 08:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeez, the commercials were lame enough. I can't even believe a real bad network like USA would bother with that. -jd ================================================================================ Note 22.92 The Bad Commercials Topic! 92 of 104 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 7 lines 1-OCT-1993 12:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- supposedly, there's a lot more to the commercial series. we only see a small portion of the total number of commercials they have over in Europe. they're (the couple) like an on-going soap... a big hit! go figure... darned limeys! (just kidding, to all you englanders) NB ================================================================================ Note 22.93 The Bad Commercials Topic! 93 of 104 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 1-OCT-1993 14:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like all commercials that aren't on the TV, Radio, or visible by me. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 22.94 The Bad Commercials Topic! 94 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 1-OCT-1993 19:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like commercials :) when I grow up I'm supposedly going to make a living making them :) (well, those in magazines, anyhow) J ================================================================================ Note 22.95 The Bad Commercials Topic! 95 of 104 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 11 lines 10-OCT-1993 14:24 -< Local crud >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, I'm Norm and I'm a television addict. I am extremely unimpressed with the commercials I've seen in Rochester so far(Especially-"Something good is on the fire at Mel's Diner"-If at least one of the owners' names is not Mel they could probably be sued for stealing the intellectual property of the sitcom "Alice"). BTW- The coffee commercials are for Taster's Choice. What is the latest one anyone's seen? I remember up to the one where the woman tells the male neighbor that the naked guy in her apartment is her brother. ================================================================================ Note 22.96 The Bad Commercials Topic! 96 of 104 LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 4 lines 10-OCT-1993 21:59 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually, Alice(the actress) did visit Mel's Diner last year or so. Tony ================================================================================ Note 22.97 The Bad Commercials Topic! 97 of 104 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 9 lines 12-OCT-1993 18:05 -< local crud >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm glad. One wouldn't want to see a great institution like that go belly up. What does anyone seen that INCREDIBLY annoying eyeglass and cotact place commercial? It has the cartoon sea life and that horrible music. I want to bash in my set everytime it's on. Norm ================================================================================ Note 22.98 The Bad Commercials Topic! 98 of 104 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Think that was bad? I see the *&^%#$& same thing in St. Louis! I think there is a conspiracy to brainwash us all.... The Joker ================================================================================ Note 22.99 The Bad Commercials Topic! 99 of 104 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 4 lines 21-OCT-1993 14:35 -< dead thoughts >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How about the latest enigizer bunny(which was stolen from Duracell) commercial where he almost gets killed, but not quite. I want that ________ rabbit dead, dead, DEAD! ================================================================================ Note 22.100 The Bad Commercials Topic! 100 of 104 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 21-OCT-1993 14:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- good boy! go kill him yourself so we know it's done once and for all! J ================================================================================ Note 22.101 The Bad Commercials Topic! 101 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 8 lines 21-OCT-1993 22:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah the bunny and Barney and Bono. (Brought to you by the letter `b' ) -- Beadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.102 The Bad Commercials Topic! 102 of 104 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 14:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is that Sonny Bono? Norm ================================================================================ Note 22.103 The Bad Commercials Topic! 103 of 104 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 20:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply, yeah, and hijm too. I meant the bono who has no last name -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 22.104 The Bad Commercials Topic! 104 of 104 LEVVAX::RJF0203 "it's just me....loxley" 11 lines 26-OCT-1993 10:19 -< :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i hate zit commercials! I used to hate "don't squeeze the Charmin" with Al from Happy Days. But I never see them anymore (thank gawd!) I STILL hate the Energizer Bunny! ANd now Hax has a program on his computer that has that F#$$%ing rabbit banging across his screen! AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! --loxley