<<< LEVVAX::ACC_USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]LEV_SOCIETY.NOTE;1 >>> -< Unity, Coming Together, Lightening Up, and ... FUN! >- ================================================================================ Note 26.0 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 471 replies LEVVAX::JED5264 12 lines 27-JUN-1993 21:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well I liked this topic so much I decided to do it again... then again, there's lots of stuff I liked that I'd like to go again, but..... have fun be Lev don't listen to other people when they say this is not lev! J ================================================================================ Note 26.1 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 1 of 471 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 16 lines 25-AUG-1993 02:54 -< My lit' Matt... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when your little brother suddenly grew up and became taller and bigger than you? And have people asking him if he was a senior or junior at the college eventhough if he is only 16 years old! I hate it when he signs his name under "Your little BIG brother" on letters or cards he sends me. I miss my little, puny brother...it's like, what happened? did he grew overnight? O'well. MOe ================================================================================ Note 26.2 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 2 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Un homme's amusement est un autre h" 6 lines 26-AUG-1993 09:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Know what ya mean, I got two years on mine, but he has six inches and 80 pounds on me. Hope he forgets all those I times I played tricks on him when he was young. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.3 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 3 of 471 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 9 lines 26-AUG-1993 10:50 -< Yikes.... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My little brother remember every tricks I've played on him. It kills me when I see him doing my tricks to my little little sister! MOe :( ================================================================================ Note 26.4 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 4 of 471 LEVVAX::MLMAPT "Diamonds are MY best friend!" 6 lines 28-AUG-1993 17:01 -< check this out... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's even worse when your "Little" brother plays those tricks on YOUR kids. He has this green monster mask that makes them go nuts!! me ================================================================================ Note 26.5 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 5 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 9 lines 30-AUG-1993 13:48 -< what does he eat, that's what I want to know >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah.... My bro is now 6'2" and still growing. Fave pasttime: sneaking up behind me and resting his chin on my head.... while I'm standing! I hate being 5'4" Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.6 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 6 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 8 lines 1-SEP-1993 11:17 -< pth. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah, my sister is 4 years younger, 6 inches taller, and about 30 pounds heavier than me... and I can't hit back, because "I'm older and I'm supposed to know better". J ================================================================================ Note 26.7 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 7 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 5 lines 2-SEP-1993 00:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When confronted by the 'older and should knopw better complex' it is best to play dumb. Hit first, get yelled at, and hit again I always say. Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.8 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 8 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 14 lines 2-SEP-1993 11:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have moronic parents such as mine, that tell you to look at them when they talk, and then yell at you to look at the floor when you are being yelled at (particularly fustrating for a lip reader) Don't you hate it when you take a dump in the bathroom and you know you did, but you look down to admire your handiwork and there's nothing there. The case of the phantom logs. That really bugs me! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.9 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 9 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "RuPaul is my mother." 11 lines 2-SEP-1993 11:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people calmly discuss bodily functions as though they were talking about what they had for breakfast? Don't you hate it when people have bodily functions then eat them for breakfast? --Cav ================================================================================ Note 26.10 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 10 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 2-SEP-1993 11:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when the voices in your head continue to disagree, and theres some sort of debate going on in there that you are excluded from. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.11 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 11 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "The Joker" 6 lines 2-SEP-1993 20:51 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when there is a problem with the communication between the modem and LEVVAX? I am reading my notes one section at a time. It.....wor....ks.....li....ke....t....hi...s The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.12 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 12 of 471 LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini Levs...." 2 lines 2-SEP-1993 22:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you use ' n u ' to see new notes and you run out of new notes to read. Bummer. ================================================================================ Note 26.13 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 13 of 471 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 7 lines 3-SEP-1993 09:39 -< Swell... :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you get really drunk with friends and actually get talked into buying the "Special Effects Cookbook"? :) --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 26.14 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 14 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 3-SEP-1993 09:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow! I couldn't even find a copy of that sober! Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.15 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 15 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 7 lines 3-SEP-1993 15:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when this voice in your head tells you to do all these immature things and no matter how hard you try not to do those things, it happens anyways? heh heh heh. -Skipth ================================================================================ Note 26.16 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 16 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 3-SEP-1993 15:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you go off to visit someone, and that someone is busy giving an x-rated massage, right before your eyes. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.17 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 17 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:07 -< in a white t-shirt... in the RAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAA >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you run out of clean/passibly-clean brassieres and have to run around all day with your bosom bouncing obscenely. Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.21 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 21 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 15 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it when that happens too! Don't you hate it when a certain half-kender won't accept his destiny....to be tickled. Don't you hate it that me and Liz do a wonderful dance of lust, and to only one audience... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.22 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 22 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 10 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey... we can take it on tour! The RIT LUST GODDESSES present.... "The Sinful Dance Of Lust Tour: Madonna... Eat Your Heart Out!" I hate it when I get that not so fresh feeling Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.24 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 24 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:50 -< don't ya hate it when ya get cornered..? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pookie would disagree... :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.27 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 27 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 9 lines 4-SEP-1993 12:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when your friends tell everyone on the vax what you happened to be doing when said person so rudely interrupted? dont you hate it when you cut your fingernails and you can't get a grip on anything, so you have to wait a few days to get those little boogers way in the back? J ================================================================================ Note 26.28 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 28 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 9 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you finally get comfortable on a blanket in BCG quad, watching a cool movie, when suddenly a nice arctic breeze shoots up the front of your shirt? Don't you hate waking up feeling hung over when you haven't had a drink in days? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.29 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 29 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 5-SEP-1993 14:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate Vanilla/Blueberry Twist Frozen Yogurt? Don't you hate Grape Polar Soda? Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.30 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 30 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 8 lines 5-SEP-1993 14:34 -< karunch! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, I LOVE grape Polar Soda! (makes me belch tho...) Don't you hate stiff backs? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.32 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 32 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 8 lines 5-SEP-1993 15:47 -< argh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks. Don't you hate it when people you are trying to avoid converge upon you? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.33 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 33 of 471 LEVVAX::PJB4288 "The Incredible Blurf" 1 line 5-SEP-1993 16:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ya hate LD charges??? *sigh* ================================================================================ Note 26.34 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 34 of 471 LEVVAX::BJG1030 "Suspense builds with...." 6 lines 5-SEP-1993 18:10 -< Life aint easy >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hate when I shared my opinions and everyone (most of them) disagree with me. Bjo ================================================================================ Note 26.35 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 35 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 3 lines 5-SEP-1993 22:27 -< I've been good! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you can't have what you want (more than anything in the world) even though you're absolutely sure you have it coming? jd ================================================================================ Note 26.36 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 36 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 17 lines 6-SEP-1993 09:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it that Heidi never changes her hair do? Don't you hate getting an e-mail that says "Guess what! There's a board meeting tonight and since you are the news director, you get to come!" Don't you hate it when you are reading Playgirl, having the time of your life, and company drops in (just joking guys! :) Don't you hate that arctic breeze? Don't you hate it when that not so fresh feeling is accompanied by dry crusts. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.37 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 37 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 10 lines 6-SEP-1993 10:23 -< gracies >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you just hate it when you get all dressed and ready to go to gracies and then to classes, only to find out that gracies is closed so that you will have no meals for the day (actually, maybe that is better) don't you hate it when ewokie talks about her personal female problems with everyone the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.38 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 38 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 14 lines 6-SEP-1993 16:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when someone says I have personal problems...I mean...what else is new? Don't you hate it when you get up, realize its late and you have to get to class soon, jump into the shower, wash your hair, go outside, and its raining? Don't you hate it when those tyrannical kids never give him any cereal...I mean...he's not a silly rabbit! He has feelings too! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.39 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 39 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 10 lines 6-SEP-1993 20:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you turn down a great offer to hang out with friends you haven't seen for some time because you already told someone else you would meet them somewhere, and they never show up, and you could have gone with your friends after all? Or you find out that the reason the person ditched you is because they were with the very same people you turned down before? J ================================================================================ Note 26.40 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 40 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 3 lines 6-SEP-1993 23:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah...that sucks, :) -Skip ================================================================================ Note 26.41 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 41 of 471 LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Justice is served!" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 10:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Told you...you should have come with us. :) (but Tom wasn't with us...sorry.) fnord ================================================================================ Note 26.42 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 42 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:03 -< Courtesy of Tas >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when yer fishing and yer brother refuses to be bait? How else ya gonna get Jaws? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.43 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 43 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 7-SEP-1993 12:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ya hate it when you go to a class and wind up getting covered in pheasant feathers and smelling like cedar and sage? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.44 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 44 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 13:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when your hangnail screams out obscenities in the form of pain? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.45 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 45 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "The Joker" 3 lines 10-SEP-1993 15:25 -< Hmm, what is the meaning of.....boogers? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you're bored and you're unable to find any of your friends to pass time with (or to pull pranks on)? The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.46 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 46 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate being hit on by labbies and people you've never even met? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.47 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 47 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:33 -< look out...here comes the labbie >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it's true...i was there.... (and he was a geek too!!!!) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.48 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 48 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when pansies use the word geek? :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.49 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 49 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We should give them something else to say.... "Generally Enthusiastic Energetic Kid" would do. TLD ================================================================================ Note 26.50 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 50 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 21:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yep that would just about describe him... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.51 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 51 of 471 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 8 lines 11-SEP-1993 11:18 -< Oh well...eternal lonliness isn't so bad. ;) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Re: .46 Don't you hate it when that labbie in Boothe doesn't hit on you? :) --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 26.52 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 52 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 5 lines 13-SEP-1993 09:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when the labbie in Booth DOES hit on you? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.53 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 53 of 471 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 7 lines 13-SEP-1993 09:53 -< Uh oh.. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Different labbies, I guess... :) Don't you hate it when you realize you're running out of money faster than you thought... --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 26.54 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 54 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you anticipate a package all weekend and you don't get it? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.55 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 55 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 13 lines 14-SEP-1993 12:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when your at a party with friends and everybody's having a good time and then somebody says something that somebody else takes the wrong way and then all heck breaks loose (pardon my language), and suddenly everybody's pissed at everybody for no clear reason and nobody wants to communicate and the whole thing gets way out of proportion and soon everybody's taking their ball and going home? Don't you hate it when it happens in a computer Conference created for the sole purpose of the furtherment of LEVity? I hate when that happens. -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.56 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 56 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 5 lines 14-SEP-1993 18:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it when the Barney topic disappears before anyone has a chance to read my really cool posts. Now I'm going to have to find somewhere to write them all over again. ================================================================================ Note 26.57 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 57 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 14-SEP-1993 20:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- re .55 hey.. that's exactly as I pictured it :) J ================================================================================ Note 26.58 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 58 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 15-SEP-1993 12:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it too. It makes me uncomfortable to even post. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.59 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 59 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 15-SEP-1993 13:40 -< :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't worry - this conference, right now, has the non-pissed people in it. When the others arrive, they will, themselves, be ready. In the meantime, we can enjoy the surplus party-beverages. Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.60 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 60 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 14:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you fall off a 30 story building and twist your ankle? I HATE that! Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.61 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 61 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 15-SEP-1993 16:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you open a letter with an ice pick and accidently nip your ear off. That really ticks me off. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.62 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 62 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 15-SEP-1993 18:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you have to get under your running car to shift gears and one day you slip and fall and the car runs you over? J ================================================================================ Note 26.63 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 63 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 5 lines 15-SEP-1993 19:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people post replies in the "Don't you hate it?" topic that have the same probability of happening to careful people as the Pope to change to Muslim? (not to put any Muslims down) TLD ================================================================================ Note 26.64 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 64 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 15-SEP-1993 20:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when we are not posting often enough? Only 76 notes in 6 hour span since 2 pm. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.65 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 65 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 4 lines 15-SEP-1993 21:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you *HATE* people who try to start a post war? grrrr. -Skip ================================================================================ Note 26.66 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 66 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 9 lines 15-SEP-1993 21:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate people who start post wars, because I have to trudge throught the posts and find out what is and is not necessary to read by reading everything!!!! *************GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*************** KILL JOKER! TLD ================================================================================ Note 26.67 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 67 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 12 lines 15-SEP-1993 22:07 -< owie owie >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you are working really hard on a project, and your file slips and the point goes through your fingernail into your finger and causes great amounts of pain? Don't you hate it when the finger damaged is the one you always type "e" with? (And yes, TLD, this actually happened and I am a very careful person when it comes to my tools.) Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.68 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 68 of 471 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 12 lines 15-SEP-1993 22:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when some people push you to want to do the most unspeakably evil and sadistic things to them, and it takes every ounce of self-control to keep from doing it? Don't you hate it when sarcasm is the only tool you have to release those feelings? Don't you hate it when even your sarcasm is restricted because of the nature of your surroundings (or conferences?) NightBird ================================================================================ Note 26.69 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 69 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 8 lines 15-SEP-1993 22:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it when that happens! :) Don't you hate it when noysome ex boyfriends seem to have radar and find you whenever you are at your lowest tolerance point? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.70 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 70 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 6 lines 15-SEP-1993 22:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Sorry... I didn't mean you and your fingernail; I meant falling off the top of a 30 ft. building.) Don't you hate IT? TLD ================================================================================ Note 26.71 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 71 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 28 lines 16-SEP-1993 16:57 -< ENFZNF >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when your pet rock runs away? ... you go into work and they tell you not to take off your coat ... your twin forgets your birthday ... your horn gets stuck behind a group of Hell's Angels ... your pet rock runs away ... you turn on the tv and they are showing emergency escape routes out of the city ... you put your bra on backwards and it fits better ... you start playing with something in your hand then look down to find out what it is ten minutes later (I was playing with a grasshopper) ... your nose falls off ... your eyes pop out ... you have nothing more to add -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.72 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 72 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 6 lines 16-SEP-1993 17:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have read all the notes and wait for more?.... I'm glad I'm not BloOdShEd, though... OR Sceadeau. TLD ================================================================================ Note 26.73 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 73 of 471 LEVVAX::DED8895 3 lines 16-SEP-1993 17:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TLD... I absolutely and totally know what you mean Dinglehopper ================================================================================ Note 26.74 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 74 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 16-SEP-1993 18:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...wanting to vent out your fustration concerning a certain simpleton, and can't. ...being fitted for braces, thus torture. ...looking like the dudes from ZZ Top? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.75 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 75 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 5 lines 16-SEP-1993 21:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...meeting a girl who's really cute but then she smiles and you find out she should have gotten braces but didn't? jd :) ================================================================================ Note 26.76 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 76 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 7 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when someone bases their feelings on someone's appearance and not their inner self? (likes,dislikes,etc...) (However, I won't marry a 2000 pound woman who has exactly the same likes and dislikes as I do... there IS a limitation to my examination of their exterior... I never had braces... :# ) TLD ================================================================================ Note 26.77 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 77 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 3 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You ever find a 2000 lb. woman and _I'll_ marry her. ================================================================================ Note 26.78 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 78 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 1 line 16-SEP-1993 22:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Watch Donahue for a month... it's bound to repeat... ================================================================================ Note 26.79 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 79 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 07:39 -< oops >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Regarding my last entry, I wasn't trying to show bias, just help someone look at the positive side of something inevitable that they're maybe just a little afraid of. Beyond concern for personal hygiene (blame it on my mother) I'm generally not concerned with appearance either - jd ================================================================================ Note 26.80 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 80 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks jd! I really appreciate it :) Don't you hate being a walking time bomb? Don't you hate it when someone keeps looking over at your cubicle to see what you are typing? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.81 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 81 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate trying to keep everything in check when what you really want to do is scream at everybody in your general vicinity for no specific reason? Don't you hate it when you accidentally let it out? Don't you hate it when you catch leprosy and your fingers fall off and you know you'll have to start vaxing with your nose? Don't you hate that? -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.82 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 82 of 471 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 10 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you just hate it when you try to catch up with 300 notes in Lev-Society? I do. MOe :D ================================================================================ Note 26.83 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 83 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when an acorn falls from the sky, and you run around screaming "The sky is falling! The sky is falling!" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.84 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 84 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 1 line 17-SEP-1993 11:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only you, Ewokie... ================================================================================ Note 26.85 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 85 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 11:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have an unfortunate accident with an ink blotter and spend the rest of the day saying "Out spot! Out I say" Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.86 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 86 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 12:50 -< Uuurgh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate when you log on and read people complaining they have 500 posts left to read when you have just under 1000. --Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.87 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 87 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 12:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when doing funrobics is anything but fun? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.88 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 88 of 471 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you're in middle of posting a note and your bladder is really FULLLLLLL! MOe ================================================================================ Note 26.89 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 89 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Gick-Ba" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So pee on the floor. :) ================================================================================ Note 26.90 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 90 of 471 LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 10 lines 17-SEP-1993 13:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Too late...you could say that, I already did that. Heh. MOe ================================================================================ Note 26.91 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 91 of 471 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 5 lines 17-SEP-1993 14:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have class in 20 min, you have 365 replies to read and you have to take a massive dump? --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 26.92 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 92 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Taszilla vs. King Kong" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 14:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If they put vaxes in the bathroom you could do both. ================================================================================ Note 26.93 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 93 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, what happened to Gick-Ba? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.94 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 94 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:29 -< Do I look like a labbie? Sheesh, better upgrade wardrobe >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when newbies (not for NOTES, but for VAX) ask me for help even though I am not a labbie? The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.95 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 95 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you go into the bathroom and read this sign..."All feminine products may now be purchased at the candy counter." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.96 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 96 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Taszilla vs. King Kong" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 15:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yea, I'll have a Snickers, A bottle of grapefruit juice and two tampons to go. ================================================================================ Note 26.97 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 97 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh...and a "napkin with a string on it" (sounds better) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.98 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 98 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:50 -< sigh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you skip ONE DAY in LEV and find you have 670 notes to read? AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa........! Oh well Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.99 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 99 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry Liz...we went nuts! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.100 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 100 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Taszilla vs. King Kong" 3 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're missing the poetry war! ================================================================================ Note 26.101 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 101 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate when that happens! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.102 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 102 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 17-SEP-1993 17:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate people who say "innersting" instead of "interesting"? It makes me wanna rip their guts out with a spoon... J ================================================================================ Note 26.103 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 103 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 14 lines 17-SEP-1993 17:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reminds me of the day I REALLY had to go to the bathroom... My floor was void of women at the time (they all went home) and I ran in the women's bathroom... just made it. When I went to leave, I noticed (because I ran in too fast to) that it was a $^)(& of a lot cleaner than the men's three (or was it two?) doors down. Now; whether that had anything to do with the fact that there were only four women and around 35 men on the floor, I don't know... but I know I'd rather end up in there on a day when everyone got diarreah (sp?) than in the men's. TLD (And if I wasn't in so much of a rush, I would have ran into the men's despite the fact that the women had all left for the quarter.) ================================================================================ Note 26.104 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 104 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 17-SEP-1993 19:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How "innersting" but I still dont get the connection. was it the guts and the spoon part??? J ================================================================================ Note 26.105 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 105 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 4 lines 17-SEP-1993 20:27 -< If you cant - napkin! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm still confused about the candy counter. Are you girls really so neat and prissy you need napkins in the ladies room? -jd :) ================================================================================ Note 26.106 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 106 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 15 lines 18-SEP-1993 16:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cute... :) Don't you hate it when you pull a muscle when you wake up one morning, and it still hurts a day later? Don't you hate it when you go to Rocky with a group of friends and immediately get talked into being IN THE SHOW?!? (I had a blast, though!!!) Don't you hate it when you wake up really really late? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.107 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 107 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 25 lines 18-SEP-1993 16:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's sanitary napkins, and they don't sell it in the bathroom's anymore (someone was stealing them) so now you have to go to the candy counter and ask for it (it's usually some obnoxious guy working on the other counter). Some vending machines hold this exciting feature, but not all. I hate that though! "Excuse me, can I have some pads...?" Guy: "Looseleaf or binder?" "No, maxi!" Guy: "She's not working here today!" Argh! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.108 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 108 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE .103 It probably has to do with you using the mens room and not the women's room. Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.109 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 109 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you've been posting all day and can't leave the terminal until you have the last word? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.110 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 110 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "And the llamas shall lead..." 8 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate that! :) Don't you hate it when you get hooked on llamas? Lliz ================================================================================ Note 26.111 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 111 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:42 -< Jamin started this Llama war :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when all you think is Llama love, Llama sex, Llama clothes... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.112 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 112 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "And the llamas shall lead..." 5 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:45 -< yeah... kill Jamin instead! :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah. I know what you mean. Lliz Llamaholic ================================================================================ Note 26.113 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 113 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 4 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you have a llama fetish that only a llama can fulfill? ================================================================================ Note 26.114 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 114 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "And the llamas shall lead..." 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:49 -< actually, I hate llamas! they try to eat my hair! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..... you start putting a double l in your name because you love llamas so? Lliz ================================================================================ Note 26.115 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 115 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you're all wet and sweaty because of llamamares. llaewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.116 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 116 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ya hate it when you cannot find even 1 quarter to go play X-Men with... even when your money-cup is full of dimes, pennies, nickels, and tokens for Putt-Putt Golf & Olympic Games??? Ya know I do Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.117 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 117 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've got the quaters if you got the nickles. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.118 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 118 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where are ya now? Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.119 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 119 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:55 -< That's me >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you are new and have 3000+ notes to read all at once? TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.120 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 120 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 2 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't... ================================================================================ Note 26.121 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 121 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you... ================================================================================ Note 26.122 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 122 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hate... ================================================================================ Note 26.123 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 123 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it... ================================================================================ Note 26.124 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 124 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 2 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when... ================================================================================ Note 26.125 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 125 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- someone... ================================================================================ Note 26.126 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 126 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- posts... ================================================================================ Note 26.127 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 127 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- like... ================================================================================ Note 26.128 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 128 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this... ================================================================================ Note 26.129 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 129 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to.. ================================================================================ Note 26.130 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 130 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- try... ================================================================================ Note 26.131 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 131 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- to.. ================================================================================ Note 26.132 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 132 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- get... ================================================================================ Note 26.133 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 133 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- more posts than anyone else, and then stops because he realizes that it is futile, and there will always be someone more bored than he is? TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.134 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 134 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 9 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That was unneccesary TWINK! :) But I liked it. -- Sceadeau PS. Sol, right now I'm under Gracies on VAXG ================================================================================ Note 26.135 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 135 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:17 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sceadeau, how many quarters d' ya have? Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.136 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 136 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- About four dollars worth. How many nickles do you have? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.137 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 137 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 20:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- lots Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.138 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 138 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 22:04 -< Hmmmmmmmmm. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanx for puttin' up with me Sceadeau. TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.139 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 139 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just don't do it again, kid. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.140 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 140 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Believe me he won't! (for a few min) BA ================================================================================ Note 26.141 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 141 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when all you can think of won't fit the topic? Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 26.142 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 142 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 2453 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ================================================================================ Note No replies 0 lines 17-NOV-1858 00:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people do this? ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.143 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 143 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, I like that... it was actually WORTH going through that to get to the Surprise Punchline! Geez, I was laughing my ribs off!! laughing Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.144 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 144 of 471 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 7 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you're the only one who laughs at your joke? Not that this ever happens to me. -ETRigan ================================================================================ Note 26.145 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 145 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when George Carlin doesn't like yer name? Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 26.146 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 146 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Joker...I can't wait till you have to go somewhere....hehehe..I'll lead the post brigade.. BloOdShEd Re:.64 ================================================================================ Note 26.147 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 147 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally, an ally! BloOdShEd Re:.65 ================================================================================ Note 26.148 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 148 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm glad I'm BloOdShEd, because If I wasn't BloOdShEd, I might be that bum on the street or the president of the US Oops, same person! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 26.149 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 149 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Umm..the previous one was for .73.. BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 26.150 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 150 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people complain they have just 1000posts left when you have 2000+ - whatever I've read (I'm not looking at the directory, it will say no new notes and I'll jump for sheear jooy! BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 26.151 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 151 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 02:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The previous one was for .86 BloOdShEd God, I'm out of it. ================================================================================ Note 26.152 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 152 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 08:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when someone posts like five times in a row? ;> Black Amethyst ================================================================================ Note 26.153 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 153 of 471 LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 9 lines 20-SEP-1993 10:57 -< You suck. Besides, you just reply, ot wbot. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Re: .142 Don't you hate it when the mod doesn't kick someone out because they waste space like that? :b --- Jayce ================================================================================ Note 26.154 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 154 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :) Good call. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.155 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 155 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 13 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothin' wrong with a little Enthusiasm... as long as it's on Topic... we now have 2 Post for the Joy of It Topics (Senseless Dribble, Post-WAR) so those of you who like posting a ton of stuff are accomodated within the bounds of LEV. Also, VAXTAG! is a nice topic for repetitious posting. Also Phrase Game, and Why, etc. Heck, we have lots! Just be considerate of the other LEVers, and be appropriate in your posts... no harm done. All hail the Mighty NU, the Divine Equalizer of LEV, child of SETSEEN. Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.156 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 156 of 471 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yea, I understand wanting to plost a 2000line posting of blanks for laughs....once. Doing it more often breaks that "funnY" barrier and becomes annoying, especially whn loggin in across a slow network. It's fine, but please DO NOT make a habit of it, OK? -Dank ================================================================================ Note 26.157 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 157 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Hi. I'm Chandra. :)" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:43 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you just hate people who have no brains and no life and post stupid crap like .142? Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.158 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 158 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go Away!" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate being in a hurry to go to class and zipping up your pants quickly, only to find that you have no undies, and thus...it gets caught... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.159 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 159 of 471 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yea....I hate that too... :) How about when you actually zip something off...well I guess you Ewokie doesn't have to worry about that. :) --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 26.160 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 160 of 471 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouch! Please people. Quit the bashing. I already commented on those posts.... -Dank ================================================================================ Note 26.161 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 161 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go Away!" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when Ewokies are EXTREMELY hairy, and thus do have something to worry about. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.162 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 162 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "It's time for a GAK attack" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But not as much as us MALES. Yes, I am &$&%* male -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.163 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 163 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate being squicked? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.164 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 164 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate not knowing what squick means? TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.165 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 165 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate having to hate. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.166 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 166 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:33 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here here. Promote understanding, hate will melt away. It is difficult to truly hate what we understand. Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.167 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 167 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 10 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Re. #164- Squicking is an act far too disgusting to mention in a place such as this. For information, check Alt.tasteless on the net. Every couple of weeks they have a big thing about Alt.tasteless, what it is, and how to properly perform a squicking. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 26.168 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 168 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate flushing your shoe down the loo and not knowing what to do? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.169 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 169 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "ByMyselfButNotAlone/IAskNoOne" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 16:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't ya hate it when yer wrong and you don't give a ^&*% even though you should? Life sux. Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.170 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 170 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate everyone being so hateful? GAK ================================================================================ Note 26.171 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 171 of 471 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate getting so used to hitting the snooze alarm that you can do it in your sleep, therefore never getting up. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 26.172 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 172 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 20:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people refer to "alt.???????...." and not knowing how to get into those? Don't you hate not knowing how to do stuff? Don't you hate the Don't you hate topic? ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.173 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 173 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 14 lines 20-SEP-1993 21:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go into netnews and type dir/group/all it will show you a list of all the available newsgroups. type subscribe whatever.you.want.to.subscribe.to hit return read the notes then borrow a copy of the netnews guide from the labbie. Liz Who doesn't hate the "Don't You Hate?" topic and loves netnews when she has time for it ================================================================================ Note 26.174 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 174 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when your pedal falls off yer bike? ;) GAK ================================================================================ Note 26.175 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 175 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:15 -< note absence of any smilies whatsoever >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people keep invading your peaceful cottage to axe murder you for no bloody reason?!? (Noone in particular, of course.) Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.176 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 176 of 471 LEVVAX::EMW2148 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people wantto just sit down and do nothing? (No on in particular, of course.) BloOdShEd ================================================================================ Note 26.177 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 177 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually, I like axe murderers. What you do is seduce them (if they're female, otherwises you get yer girlfriend to do so) into bed, then give them their axe through the head. That's why my family invites the nice axe murderers over for dinner all the time. I miss that... ;) GAK ================================================================================ Note 26.178 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 178 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get a clue Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.179 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 179 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "The Dali Llama" 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 08:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you're going with someone and then your not and suddenly every pathetic unattatched guy in the vicinity decides that obviously _he_ knows how to make a woman happy so he starts fanning out his feathers just as big and boldly colored as he can possibly make them - not having a clue that the very last thing needed in this situation is overzealous louts foolish enough to believe they all hold the keys to the gates of heaven? Don't you hate that? I bet She does. ================================================================================ Note 26.180 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 180 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 5 lines 21-SEP-1993 08:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it when that happens. I also hate sleep deprivation. ================================================================================ Note 26.181 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 181 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 10:11 -< And Lemmings are destined to run into the sea and drown >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (for .179) It is a difficult call, no? Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.182 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 182 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 16 lines 21-SEP-1993 13:32 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...friends are being harrassed by axe murders with no clue? ...these friends have friends that will become highly pissed should they continue to be annoyed. ...Shaggy and the gang always appear to have the same clothes on. ...all you can find is one sock, not knowing where the other one is. ...you log on hoping to find a friend, and no one is on. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.183 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 183 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 18:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think that the pedal falling off was bad, how about the seat falling off? Think about that. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.184 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 184 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate when people you just meet tell you that you are an ahole even though they don't know you? (and everyone else things that they are aholes themselves????) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.185 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 185 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you have a little accident when no one is looking. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.186 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 186 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when yer at Disneyland, and a big huge FLOCK of japanse that we call tourists trample you? Don't you hate it when you have a little accident when everyone is looking? Don't you hate it when you hate it? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.187 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 187 of 471 LEVVAX::CSC2212 "I was abducted by RIT, honest!" 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 20:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when there is this large group of froshes that don't know much about what the heck they are doing on the VAX and they start trying to take over a whole NOTES conference? 8-) -Charcoal ================================================================================ Note 26.188 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 188 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Until I Fall Away,..." 10 lines 21-SEP-1993 21:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate having too many notes to read in this conference. n u is cool. Don't you just hate getting the runaround from RIT? I do, so I'm leaving this pisshole (but not without a fight). Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.189 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 189 of 471 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 5 lines 21-SEP-1993 21:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yup, see you ONLY in real time everyone! Last. The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 26.190 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 190 of 471 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 21:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people put all the frosh in one group? -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 26.191 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 191 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people don't like you without a reason? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.192 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 192 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 11 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (-2) Good point, friend. Folks, we should recognize that we are not Freshmen, or Sophomores, but LEVers. Please make an effort to not demean our new friends as Freshmen... that is prejudicing them. I remember how much I hated it, and by implying that Freshmen are somehow less worthy than us can constitute a personal attack. May seem no big deal to us, but remember how YOU felt, and try a little harder. Words can hurt... choose them carefully. Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.193 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 193 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate not having a fin on your butt (Beavis and Butthead) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.194 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 194 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 22:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well...I'm a freshman, and I haven't felt anything bad or demeaning about the term. I don't know about the other freshman..so hey... Don't you hate it when you can't find your lighter? Eh Eh, Ya. ;) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.195 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 195 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 22-SEP-1993 00:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate when people are really anal retentive.... the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.196 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 196 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 11 lines 22-SEP-1993 09:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people are anal retentive even just sometimes!? Don't you hate it when yer as crazy as hell? Don't you hate it when you get sick? Don't you hate it when you stay sick? Don't you hate it when people hate things? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.197 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 197 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Be one with yourself" 9 lines 22-SEP-1993 10:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people tell you some things you just don't want to hear? ...you are waiting for an available bathroom stall, and the woman (who was taking a massive dump earlier) leaves without washing her hands? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.198 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 198 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 15 lines 22-SEP-1993 12:21 -< argh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...... when you have a major headache coming on and you have to go to class for four more hours, then do homework and call home to find out some potentially highly stressful news that your mom didn't bother to update you on? ...... when you are too tired and stressed out to care if you ever find someone, and don't really feel like being hit on anyways? ...... when the only guys you are attracted to have really nice girlfriends? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.199 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 199 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 9 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when I bug everyone about me being sick when it's not yer fault? ...when you get to sit and veg all day? ...when you get too stressed out to care anymore? ...when you miss a class cuz you looked at yer schedule wrong? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.200 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 200 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 6 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you are walking, then trip, then pretend that you meant to do it all along, just so that you don't look like an a$$. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.201 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 201 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 3 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..you are walking, then trip, then fall, the brake a bone. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.202 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 202 of 471 LEVVAX::TJG2946 7 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- brake a bone? Hmm, how do you do that? (scccreeeeecccchhhhh thingy?) -Zelpheri (Well, of course I'm b*tching too (GRIN)) ================================================================================ Note 26.203 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 203 of 471 LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 13 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when your roommates say, after 2 hours of girl talk at 1 am., they say- goodnight.. and then something comes up, and then they talk some more for another 2 hours..? ... you have NO idea how to spend your weekend.. and you're feelng sooooooooooo good taht you're in the moodd for big time fun..? ... that you talk so clearly that even you yourself can understand yourself very very well.. but no one can understand you..? VAmpiress ================================================================================ Note 26.204 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 204 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 9 lines 22-SEP-1993 17:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well Zelpheri, I tripped over a bike while riding mine. :> Don't you hate it when you can't stay away from LEV?! Don't you hate it when LEV is all you can do for two hours (work) Don't you hate it when you are getting up and another bone breaks? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.205 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 205 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 6 lines 22-SEP-1993 17:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .... when someone posts something incredibly tacky and demeaning about a dear friend. Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.206 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 206 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Foxy...Suga-Tush" 6 lines 22-SEP-1993 17:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...all you say is butter and everyone to whom this is a private joke turn around and ask "Who told you that?" -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.207 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 207 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 22-SEP-1993 21:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...You're not let in on a private joke. ================================================================================ Note 26.208 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 208 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 6 lines 22-SEP-1993 21:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you need wax, which tastes like crap. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.209 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 209 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 22-SEP-1993 21:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when no one tells you that the butter thing isn't a joke and you look bad. TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.210 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 210 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 13 lines 22-SEP-1993 23:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people try to get _on_ the elevator before you get off. I went down to the Corner Store today. The doors opened and I saw a few people standing there, then this guy came shooting around the corner and ran smack into me. Needless to say, that's where he stopped. He kind of looked up at me with a worried look and mumbled something. Hehehehe. I like being big. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 26.211 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 211 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 16:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you slip up in not letting your guard (or in my case, secret identity) down? Sceadeau says that he knows who I am. Still waiting for the *&^% person to log on and read my *&^&%^$ mail. The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.212 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 212 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 6 lines 23-SEP-1993 16:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate a phantom s%i* Toe Nail ================================================================================ Note 26.213 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 213 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 23-SEP-1993 16:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when someone won't stop dragging his feet as he walks back and forth in the lab? The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.214 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 214 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 16:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey...I'm sorry...but I was tired! :) Ewokie the Wookie ================================================================================ Note 26.215 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 215 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 17:08 -< I'm worried >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ya hate it when someone gets hurt? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.216 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 216 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 17:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when vegetables scream (right mad!) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.217 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 217 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 4 lines 23-SEP-1993 22:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you can't sleep cuz the damn grass is growing and making all that racket? jd ================================================================================ Note 26.218 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 218 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 24-SEP-1993 00:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you're cleaning the salad bar and you drop a stack of plates? (Yes, that was me for those of you who were there) TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.219 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 219 of 471 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 5 lines 24-SEP-1993 13:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHA I heard that one......don't worry...I used to work at gracies too....I worked at cooks...loads of fun. --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 26.220 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 220 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 10 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you go around asking people if they have any duck tape, and they look at you weird, when you meant to say duct tape... Grrr.. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.221 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 221 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 8 lines 25-SEP-1993 10:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I bought some duck tape the other day. It looked suspiciously like duct tape, but it had all these little yellow ducks on the inside of the cardoard piece the tape was wrapped on. So there _is_ such a thing as duck tape. --Cav ================================================================================ Note 26.222 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 222 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 7 lines 25-SEP-1993 20:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hahhahaaaha...... Ewokie (still laughing...) ================================================================================ Note 26.224 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 224 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 6 lines 26-SEP-1993 00:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people change any time? (I don't, I'm always skipping back and forth, only two modes! eheh :> ) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.225 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 225 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 8 lines 26-SEP-1993 11:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The only time I Change is when I'm in a really obnoxious mood at Perkins. gimmie those fries. *stuffin' them in the ketchup bottle" Ask about the Fireman trick. heh hehehe -skip ================================================================================ Note 26.226 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 226 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 10 lines 26-SEP-1993 16:29 -< bitter, very bitter >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you are working at the 24 hr desk and a girl comes over and starts signing away. although you aren't very good with sign language, you are understanding everything she says (and impressing yourself actually). then along comes some jerk and taps her and points to you and makes the sign for "hearing". like it should make a difference, right? don't you hate it when that happens? I sure as hell do. Pook ================================================================================ Note 26.227 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 227 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 7 lines 26-SEP-1993 16:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't worry...I'll take care of Hon Solo... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.228 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 228 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 10 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dontcha hate when you are sitting in a room, one on one with a friend of yours, just chatting away and then someone walks in on you and gets the impression that you wer doing something you weren't then goes and tells everyone that you were doing something, therefor causing people to start looking at you differently because they know you have a girlfriend and they think that you're just a slimeball? -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.229 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 229 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people misinterpret you? (Happens to me a lot) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.230 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 230 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 7 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it when people MISTAKE me for a hearing person. But then again, it's worth the shock. :) I just love shock value. :) -Skip ================================================================================ Note 26.231 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 231 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Kender Valkyries from Outer Space!" 10 lines 26-SEP-1993 20:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people you know start doing real shmucky things? Don't you hate it when you have to wear real sticky makeup and your hair gets caught in it every two seconds? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.232 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 232 of 471 LEVVAX::ENB1783 "The Smoking Philosopher" 12 lines 26-SEP-1993 20:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have a friend with multiple personalities, and you only like a few of them. Don't you hate it when you just want to be someones friend and they always think that you're trying to pick them up. Don't you hate it when you go some where and realize you're the only one there not baked enought to marry a piece of furniture. Randomly yours, ed. ================================================================================ Note 26.233 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 233 of 471 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 26-SEP-1993 21:16 -< What a bummer... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hat i when a good friend w/o a lot of money is driving you home and his car dies. I mean, the engine is done with....dodo land... Talk about making you feel bad...I mean, it's not your fault, but yoou wanna help and there's nothing you can do...... -Dank ================================================================================ Note 26.234 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 234 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 7 lines 27-SEP-1993 00:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you are poor and yer clutch of yer VW Bus drops down? (Hate it, happened three times, yeck! :( ) :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.235 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 235 of 471 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 01:50 -< use the alarm not the real time >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ya hate it when you wake up in the morning by the alarm...and you push snooze to sleep a bit longer...and the alarm goes off again, you finally deicde that you want to sleep a bit longer so you change the time on the alarm, and when you wake up again you discover that there is only 20 more min till class and you get up and rush to class and you figure out that you changed the real time not the alarm. Got up and rushed things and got to class for nothing! ( it happened friday) BUCKY THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 26.236 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 236 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 27-SEP-1993 07:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you get up at 6:30, and actually get up on time after sleeping only 4 hours? (worse than being late...) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.237 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 237 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 8 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have no alarm and rely on the sun to wake you up, therefore missing 11 classes so far :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.238 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 238 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when yer alarm clock doesn't work? (Don't you LOVE it when yer parents send ya another? :>) (Hey! Ewok, you can have my old one that you have to bang to show the time, but it will still wake you up, eheh) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.239 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 239 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Me." 8 lines 27-SEP-1993 12:26 -< blah. >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate those stupid building alarms armed with strobes, to make sure you wake up? Yup. I *hate* 9:30 fire alarms. That was the second one in like three days. :P Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.240 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 240 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 12:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahh..but don't you hate it even more when you are Deaf and sleep in a room without strobes, only to die in a fire? Crispy fried Ewokie Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.241 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 241 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 4 lines 27-SEP-1993 12:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you still have the alarm clock? I'd love to disassemble one.. I'll pay ya a buck for it. :) ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.242 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 242 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love 9:30 fire alarms...the ones that I hate are the 4am ones...the ones where you go to sleep for an hour only to be waken up to wonder what in the hell that strange sound is and why everything is blinkin.. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.243 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 243 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when guys keep staring at your chest, and you're forced to utter a line you heard someone else once say..."yes..they have names..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.244 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 244 of 471 LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 5 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate getting up in the morning and not having any hot water. Cold showers are not cool. The White Ninja ================================================================================ Note 26.245 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 245 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 16 lines 27-SEP-1993 13:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But they wake you up. Don't you hate it when you get those early am calls? Don't you hate it when they call for someone else? Don't you hate it when they bitch out that someone else? Don't you hate it that Santa was the one that called? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.246 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 246 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 10 lines 27-SEP-1993 14:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you told yer parents back home they could call late (1am-2am) and yer almost asleep before they call? Don't you hate it when you put off everything 'till the last minute and have to do it all in one hour? Don't you hate it when you can't call LD? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.247 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 247 of 471 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 12 lines 27-SEP-1993 14:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't you hate it when you skip a 1:00 class to finish and print out an essay that's due for a 3:00 class, finish just in time to run to your 2:00 class, and get there just in time to realize that you don't have the 2:00 class today? I do. MONDAYS SUCK!!!!! -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 26.248 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 248 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 16:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good ETRigan!! :> Don't you hate it when yer on the VAX in Grace Watson and realize that you have to work (on the VAX) in Gannett as a labby in fifteen minutes? (OOoops) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.249 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 249 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 8 lines 27-SEP-1993 20:09 -< yak yak yak... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you have 2 tests in one day, and you put off studying for them, because you think you know the material, and the day of the tests, you go to study, and everything that could possibly happen does, and you can't do it all at once, and you find that you don't study, and you get to the test, and it seems as if even if you had studied, it wouldn't have helped much because the test is so hard you feel like yaking when you look at it? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.250 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 250 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 28-SEP-1993 00:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate the phantom dump? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.251 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 251 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 7 lines 28-SEP-1993 16:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate multiple orgasms? -- Sceadeau (Let this prove to the world I am not a female, Ewokie) ================================================================================ Note 26.252 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 252 of 471 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 6 lines 28-SEP-1993 20:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you slice your hand open on an umbrella, go to the hospital after having Campus Saftey comb the entire building looking for you, then only get ONE stitch? Happened last night. (but not to me) -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 26.253 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 253 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 14 lines 28-SEP-1993 23:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate when you thought you had a dream that the dog was tryin to wake you up, only to find out when you actually do wake up there'sa a nice little brown bomb on the floor? I just hate that. Don't you hate it when you're eating and you have thie cute furry little creature staring you down with it's sad eyes and whining really quiet? I just hate that. -Skip ================================================================================ Note 26.254 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 254 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 5 lines 29-SEP-1993 01:29 -< hi, what's your name >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- god, get some control on Janet already! how many months have you been going out with her, now? sheeesh! :) anyway, how's your puppy doing? Pook ================================================================================ Note 26.255 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 255 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 09:36 -< Tell janet I say Hi... :) >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahha Good one, Pook. Ya, bring Skunky back. He's another cult hero like Pookie. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.256 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 256 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 11 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you want someone to cuddle with, and skunky isn't around? ...when you smile for your friend, and he tells you that your teeth looks like railroad tracks :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.257 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 257 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you leave your backpack at Gracies, and some asshole decides to walk off with it and not give it back until 1:30 in the morning???????????? Sure he/she could have kept it, but 1:30?????? Don't you hate it when like something good happens and ruins and entirely shitty day??? (Just kidding....) the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.258 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 258 of 471 LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Blade Runner" 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 14:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .....When you miss cuddling with that special someone on those long cold winter nights... --Phantomstalker ================================================================================ Note 26.259 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 259 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 4 lines 29-SEP-1993 14:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it isn't winter yet. :) ...when you have mood swings for no apparent reason. Pook ================================================================================ Note 26.260 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 260 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 15:24 -< Brr...Brr... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when your mouth hurts more than the devil Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.261 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 261 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 7 lines 29-SEP-1993 16:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when yer special someone is not anywhere near cold, nor anywhere near New York... Ewokie!? Yer Mouth hurts more than me? :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.262 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 262 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Victoria's secret is: she's a slut" 8 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:08 -< This one's goin out to all my homies in East LA >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....some people just take whatever you say and repeat it but say something about you in the process. ....those some people smile so much you want to hit them in the face. Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.263 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 263 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh Fantasy.... FREE ME!" 13 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:43 -< not frustrated at all, thank you >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .... when you think you've finally given up on guys for the time being, stop caring, THEN find yourself attracted to someone? .... when that someone is interested in you too, but already has a girlfriend? .... when that girlfriend is a friend of yours? .... when you just can't win? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.264 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 264 of 471 LEVVAX::DED8895 "Everybody must get stoned! ;Q" 5 lines 29-SEP-1993 19:31 -< :{ >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... you finally get pissed enough at someone and you're gonna tell them off when they go and do something really nice so you forgive them. Roach ;Q ================================================================================ Note 26.265 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 265 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 20:03 -< :P >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you fall asleep when you want to stay up, and you can't fall asleep when you have to? ...you mail people letters, and it takes them forever to write back? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.266 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 266 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 9 lines 30-SEP-1993 00:58 -< yes...again >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you have diahrea and think you are gonna fart, but end up taking a dump in your pants instead... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.267 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 267 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 4 lines 30-SEP-1993 10:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Do farts have lumps?" -anon. -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.268 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 268 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When ya go over Erica's house fer dinner and her hamster pees on ya Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.269 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 269 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 9 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:21 -< Braces >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you are accustomed to sleeping on your stomach and you do so, head turned to the side, only to wake up and S C R E A M! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.270 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 270 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no, because when it's so good that I scream, I don't try to stop it.. ;) hehehe J ================================================================================ Note 26.271 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 271 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh Fantasy.... FREE ME!" 10 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...... when you think you are going to get your hearing test over and done with only to find out you need to schedule a test?... ..... when the new date for the test happens to be the day after your birthday? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.272 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 272 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 17 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OH.....I'm sorry Liz...:( ...hearing tests in general? I mean, I know it all by heart..."Say airplane, hotdog, ice cream, football, sidewalk..." "Joe took father's shoe bench out" "Raise your hand when you hear the beep..." (I hear this beep for weeks to come, and anytime my hearing aid starts to feedback, I raise my hand...) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.273 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 273 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 11 lines 30-SEP-1993 17:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Proud to know that Ewokie obeys the instructor of the test for years to come. Proud to be able to do this and get paid for it. (Yes, still proud) Proud to be able to annoy people when I don't mean to. Proud to be happy a lot! :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.274 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 274 of 471 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 4 lines 30-SEP-1993 17:29 -< oops >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wrong topic......... -Dank ================================================================================ Note 26.275 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 275 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 19:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when that happens? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.276 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 276 of 471 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 4 lines 1-OCT-1993 01:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you laff your a$$ off over a small joke, or small simple thing and everyone sits there watching you laffing. THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 26.277 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 277 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 1-OCT-1993 11:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah, like when you're really tired and you start to get all giddy, and the littlest things seem funny to you, and everyone around you thinks you flipped out... not that they don't, already J ================================================================================ Note 26.278 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 278 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 5 lines 1-OCT-1993 13:19 -< thank god it isn't just mme... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah! Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.279 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 279 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 15 lines 1-OCT-1993 13:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you get flipped out and everythings funny... (I mean TRULY flipped out) ...when every word in the English dictionary has a nasty meaning... (Sadly, I went through a two week stage like this my Junior year in in HS due to my friend experimenting with my brain) ...when you are too gullible... ...when you like everything... ...when you are me... Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.280 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 280 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 8 lines 1-OCT-1993 14:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you brush your teeth vigorously, forgetting that your teeth are not what it was, thus waking up your Deaf sorority floor with your howling and screaming. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.281 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 281 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 11 lines 1-OCT-1993 15:59 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gee, Ewokie...wasn't that fun!?!? I remember not brushin my teeth for like 5 days after gettin my braces (YECK!) Don't you hate it when you get yer paycheck, but you don't get as much as yer supposed to, but take it anywayz cuz yer desperate fer moola? Don't you hate it when you leave yer bike out all night and the spokes start rustin cuz ya fergot it at the RITZ where hardly anyone showed? Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.282 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 282 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 11 lines 1-OCT-1993 16:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate hearing stories about people not brushing for 5 days...ugh! Don't you hate waiting in the elevators for some jerks (one inside, one outside) to finish their conversation, because it's more important to them than letting the elevator go for you to take that much needed piss. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.283 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 283 of 471 LEVVAX::RTR7444 16 lines 1-OCT-1993 17:40 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when: -) Your public speaking teacher has a stuttering problem -) Your Sci, Tech, Values teacher talks in monotone. -) Hillary Clinton goes on one of her Feminazi binges. -) Bill Clinton talks about something he doesn't even know. -) The kid next to you in class refuses to shut up. -) Ewokie gets rubbed the wrong way. (Figuratively!) -) People don't stop arguing about the soda/pop thing. -) People use form feeds. -) The VAX crashes. -) Other GENERIC conferences claim they're superior to LEV. -) Barney appears on every t.v. station at the same time. HAX ================================================================================ Note 26.284 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 284 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 3 lines 1-OCT-1993 19:52 -< damn that Dominoe's delivery ***wipe >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when the Dominoe's guy doesn't show up with your pizza, and you're really, really, really, really, really, really, really.... hungry. the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.285 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 285 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 10 lines 2-OCT-1993 12:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... Sherm doesn't believe yer in his Sci Tech Values class. ... the VAX hangs up on ya in the middle of posting something. ... the VAX likes to sit there and pause for a few. ... people get annoying when tired. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.286 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 286 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Skunky Kicks A$$" 5 lines 2-OCT-1993 13:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when Skunky farts, and the smell almost kills you? --Cav ================================================================================ Note 26.287 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 287 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 9 lines 2-OCT-1993 13:35 -< east bumf*ck house parties suck >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you go to a house party in the middle of east bumf*ck, and it ends up being really lame because you only know one person there, and the people you came with. And then you end up standing around for a half hour doing nothing, and you get so bored that you all decide to leave, and you go home and do nothing for the rest of one of your only free Friday nights??? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.288 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 288 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Azul Palido" 6 lines 2-OCT-1993 15:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when the damn dog craps on you? Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.289 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 289 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 22 lines 2-OCT-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you go and Paul gets yer hard drive to work, and when ya come home, ya don't know where ANYONE is, so ya try it out and it don't work at home. :( ... when ya are so bored ya decide to log onto the VAX and find NO ONE on. "Doh! None of your friends are on at the moment"(or something to that effect. ... when Sherm still don't believe yer in a class of his......yet! :) ... when something else comes up that ya really want to do......but it requires moola which does not exist at the moment. ... when all you can do is sit at yer computer and look at a pic. of a wonderful person from home that ya cant call cuz of the stupid RIT pay phones, and RIT phone bills. ... when yer feeling lonely... :( Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.290 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 290 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 3-OCT-1993 19:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE: .288 what's the matter sherm? "the dog shat on me?" the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.291 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 291 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 13 lines 3-OCT-1993 21:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when Cav tries to pin the puppy's farts on you? ...when you are too afraid to take driving lessons? ...someone else pays for your meals :) ...you are surrounded by imbeciles Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.292 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 292 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 8 lines 3-OCT-1993 22:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ...you are surrounded by imbeciles duh du dhd ud hddud dhdud d dud where? Im....be....cile....what mean? tAss ================================================================================ Note 26.293 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 293 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 4-OCT-1993 00:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when things are going great...and something happens to plant your feet back to reality again. ...that sceadeau looks better in a teddy than I do :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.294 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 294 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 14 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when someone does something to bring a friend who is finally happy for once crashing down? ... when you only get one hour's worth of sleep? ... when you do something you know you shouldn't but don't really give a care? ... when life gets really wierd on you? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.295 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 295 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 11 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:25 -< why did I even come here? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when this school still doesn't have things straightened out from your transfer when you came in spring quarter. ...when you can't register when you are supposed to because during the transfer you are now a couple credits short. ...when you find out the reason that you got a B in your class, and not an A was because you were .3 points away from the cut off!! (I had an 89.2, and the cut-off was 89.5 :P) the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.296 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 296 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 5 lines 4-OCT-1993 13:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you that bloated feeling so you don't look good in a teddy. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.297 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 297 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 1 line 4-OCT-1993 15:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...you get junk from an ewok and both are the same :) ================================================================================ Note 26.298 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 298 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 13 lines 4-OCT-1993 16:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you have that not so fresh feeling? ...when you couldn't turn on a light switch (sorry Jenn) ...when they keep referring to you as the chick that "you can dress up...but can't take out :)" ...Procrastination is your middle name. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.299 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 299 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 5 lines 4-OCT-1993 19:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when a certain Ewok doesn't understand the truth in that statement -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.300 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 300 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:12 -< :( >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you get your test back that you thought you did bad on, but you didn't think you did that bad... (a 29 in fact.....) ...when everyone seems to be ignoring you for no reason at all... ...when no one really seems to care... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.301 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 301 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:14 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when people complain that everyone's ignoring them when it's only because no one knows who he is? :) J ================================================================================ Note 26.302 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 302 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 14 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey John! I care! ...when someone says someone else doesn't care.... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.303 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 303 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 4 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:36 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you get really confused, and your life seems all messed up. And you don't have a clue as to how to go about fixing it? ================================================================================ Note 26.304 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 304 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when everything the dog does gets pinned on you? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.305 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 305 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 5-OCT-1993 08:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you get sick and die in one day, then revive the next... Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.306 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 306 of 471 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 4 lines 5-OCT-1993 10:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you have lots of things to do and you just sit in your room doing nothing or chatting or thinking of nothing important. THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 26.307 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 307 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 5 lines 5-OCT-1993 11:04 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you run over a squirrel on accident (on purpouse is ok though..eheh) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.308 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 308 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 6 lines 5-OCT-1993 11:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you know you have work to do, but don't do it. (for no good reason in particular -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.309 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 309 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 8 lines 5-OCT-1993 15:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when poor judgement during a moment of weakness makes you feel worse than if you had done anything on purpose. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.310 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 310 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 7 lines 5-OCT-1993 23:21 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....when friends know you all too well. ....when life is a highway and you feel like road pizza. Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.311 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 311 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 5 lines 6-OCT-1993 07:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you feel like you're caught in life's headlights, and your feet won't move? -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.312 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 312 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you need to do laundry badly and the only pair of underwear you have are the ones that the dog chewed up, and then your mother's voice comes back to you, even though you try to ignore it " Wear clean underwear, should you be in an accident and have to be taken to the hospital....." J ================================================================================ Note 26.313 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 313 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 6-OCT-1993 11:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when someone is annoying you on the vax, and you just get rid of 'em (SHP) and then your old roomate from hell msg's you to tell you that they are bugging you, to get them off their back. Jeez...just cuz I've known her for 15 years, doesn't mean I gotta talk to her too :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.314 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 314 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 6-OCT-1993 11:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you call someone shiny happy person, and they like it, and live up to it? ech J ================================================================================ Note 26.315 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 315 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 11:38 -< :P >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people don't get back to you on the vax... (let's see, that was 2 days ago that I wrote?? :)... ) the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.316 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 316 of 471 LEVVAX::DLE9649 7 lines 7-OCT-1993 09:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when someone get up and say something to you especially they don't know who you are! ================================================================================ Note 26.317 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 317 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 7-OCT-1993 11:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when everyone makes fun of ya when you are confused in the first place!? :) Don't you hate it when ya can't stop being joyful? :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.318 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 318 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 8 lines 7-OCT-1993 11:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you FINALLY get a letter cuz it was addressed wrong and its from yer strange sister (related, yes, of course) who sent a napkin with a drawing of a house and a car in hot pink ink and that's ALL!? :) (Just happened to me...) :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.319 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 319 of 471 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "I CAN MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE" 9 lines 7-OCT-1993 12:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you go to do some work on your lab which is in buliding 12, you get your rollerblades on and your binders in your backback and ride all the way to bulding 12, and once you get there you realize that you forgot to bring other shoes so you can enter the building and have to go back to your dorm and decide not to go back over there... (happened this morning seesh!) THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 26.320 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 320 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Sceadeau and Suga-Tush" 7 lines 7-OCT-1993 12:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people don't like walking barefoot and would prefer to roll all the way back to the dorms rather than walking into a building without anything on their shoes. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.321 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 321 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 7-OCT-1993 13:27 -< Squicking is not for the squeamish! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you find out what squicking means when you FINGER JNE5873? I just got squicked! The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.322 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 322 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 9 lines 7-OCT-1993 16:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anyone who has the quota to use 466 blocks for a plan must be a god or have nothing else other than the plan in his/her account... (Except various people...) I know I can fit it; but I never have time for such toys... (It IS funny, though;) ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.323 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 323 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Colds Suck. *sniff*" 8 lines 7-OCT-1993 17:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you come down with a really nasty cold five days before your birthday? (4 and counting...) Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.324 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 324 of 471 LEVVAX::TAK0430 "Semper Fidelis" 3 lines 7-OCT-1993 19:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *signing in sympathy*... Oh poor thing... hope ya feel betta! indy ================================================================================ Note 26.325 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 325 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Blow Chunks!" 7 lines 7-OCT-1993 20:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when there is nothing to hate? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.326 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 326 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 4 lines 7-OCT-1993 21:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Would you like some assistance on that? -jd :) ================================================================================ Note 26.327 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 327 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 7-OCT-1993 21:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOn't you hate it when people want you to hate somethign?!?! :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.328 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 328 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 7-OCT-1993 22:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- just hate me. I'd feel better if someone hated me. -me ================================================================================ Note 26.329 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 329 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 8-OCT-1993 01:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you keep forgeting people's birthdays? TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.330 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 330 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 8-OCT-1993 02:34 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when some don't even tell you!? :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.331 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 331 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 26 lines 8-OCT-1993 09:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aarrggghhhh! I got up at 7 this morning to register over the telephone. I sat around for about 15 minutes then I got through. It didn't like the three digit quarter I was giving it, so it hung up on me. So I called back, and it said the telephone registration was off-line 'cause it was &*%$#$ up. So I went over to the academic side to use the nifty little computer. Waited in line for half an hour for it to tell me I couldn't register because I was a 1st year student. So I went to the reg. window and waited another half an hour. They tolf me I was a first year student. So I went over to the photo school. They told me I was a first year student to. RIT just &*@#$% me because I was two credits shy of the 45 needed to be a second year student. So now I have to wait another week to register. $%&*@# RIT! ================================================================================ Note 26.332 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 332 of 471 LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini" 5 lines 8-OCT-1993 09:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You too?? I am one credit short of being a second yr student and they are making me register next week... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghh! ================================================================================ Note 26.333 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 333 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 3 lines 8-OCT-1993 09:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's go slay them. ================================================================================ Note 26.334 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 334 of 471 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "I CAN MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE" 3 lines 8-OCT-1993 10:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- what if they were teasing? THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 26.335 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 335 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 6 lines 8-OCT-1993 12:16 -< what's wrong with leaving a bomb in bldg.1? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- they F****D me over too.... I was supposed to register last week, but because I was a few credits short, I didn't get to register until today... shafted again... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.336 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 336 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 8-OCT-1993 13:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when everyone complains!? :) (like I should be talkin..eheh) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.337 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 337 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 6 lines 8-OCT-1993 14:08 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people complain about people complaining..... just shut up and bitch like the rest of us on a regular basis... :P the ever bitchy the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.338 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 338 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Liz is sick...:'(" 12 lines 8-OCT-1993 15:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...that Liz will be 19 years old this sunday...jeez...I remember when _I_ was 19.. ...that Cree is gonna be legal on the 17th....(singing off key..."the times...they are...a changing..." Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.339 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 339 of 471 LEVVAX::RTR7444 10 lines 8-OCT-1993 20:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you are one of the youngest freshman on campus. ...when someone monopolizes the entire bike rack because they want it to be extra safe. ...when your teacher assigns homework but refuses to tell you what it is. Hax ================================================================================ Note 26.340 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 340 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 5 lines 8-OCT-1993 21:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people are having a birthday on, oh, say the 29th but a few weeks earlier (say, the 8th or something) try to put on airs and pretend they're older than they really are? :) -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.341 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 341 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Elmo Lives!" 7 lines 8-OCT-1993 22:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah jd...I hate when people do that too! Toe Nail ================================================================================ Note 26.342 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 342 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 9-OCT-1993 12:36 -- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when people make a mistake in referring to you by your handle? Isn't that right, Toe Jam? Oooops, I mean Toe Nail! The Joke ================================================================================ Note 26.343 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 343 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "shafted again..." 8 lines 9-OCT-1993 12:57 -< no, not a roadtrip, but roadKILL! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people keep giving you the shaft over and over.... ...when your roommate is picky over really dumb little stuff... ...when you get stuck here at RIT for the weekend, while others go places (2 weekends in a row mind you...) :P :P :P :P... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.344 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 344 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 3 lines 9-OCT-1993 16:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you are alive... no, better yet...when you are human. Pook ================================================================================ Note 26.345 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 345 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 9-OCT-1993 19:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you sign yer post as you being a joke. :> when you have nothing to say in here cuz lately nothing hateful has happened...sorta....well....nevermind. :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.346 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 346 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 9-OCT-1993 20:28 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when your friends play cruel tricks on you that leave you emotionally scarred for life? J ================================================================================ Note 26.347 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 347 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 10-OCT-1993 12:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you put ONLY one player in the hospital from playing too rough in racquetball? Should have been at least 2! The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.348 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 348 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 9 lines 10-OCT-1993 13:17 -< If this weekend were anymore fun, I wouldn't know what to do wit >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you have no meals, no money, no debit, no food, and you're hungry as hell.... ...when you spend the entire weekend doing absolutely nothing fun... ...when you feel like hauling off and cracking your roommate in the jaw because he's being an A-hole... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.349 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 349 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Engaging Killer Mode" 8 lines 10-OCT-1993 19:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you take day-quil, expecting to be rid of your cold, but instead end up being extrememly drowsy on the day you have to meet some parents. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.350 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 350 of 471 LEVVAX::JEB6240 "I CAN MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE" 4 lines 10-OCT-1993 21:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you have so much to do, but you are so tired to do them, but arent tired enough to be with friends. THE DISTINGUISHED KID ================================================================================ Note 26.351 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 351 of 471 LEVVAX::CMK3355 5 lines 10-OCT-1993 21:19 -< Trout-mania >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you go to bed, apparently completly free of grit, then have to shake out you sheets in the morning! :) "Trout" ================================================================================ Note 26.352 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 352 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 9 lines 11-OCT-1993 01:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....you know it is 2am, but yer happy cuz ya don't have to get up 'till 6am! :) ....it takes more than one hour to find out all the details :) ....when you miss dinner and have to actually pay MORE money for it and barely make it to Nate's before it closes. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.353 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 353 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 11-OCT-1993 07:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dont' you hate it when you fall asleep at 3:30am, expecting to sleep three hours, but your body insists on four and you have to run to work and hope they didn't notice that yer late!? :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.354 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 354 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 11-OCT-1993 11:36 -< huh, Ewokie >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate when the non drowsy formula is worse than the enforced-with-3000-milligrams-of-codeine-so-you-can-sleep formula? J ================================================================================ Note 26.355 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 355 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 11-OCT-1993 11:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you make history with a first one of a kind art exchange/exhibit, and tons of people who have NOTHING to do with the project show up at the gallery opening (who have NO business there in the first *^*&(in' place) and you can't see anything? J ================================================================================ Note 26.356 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 356 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 3 lines 11-OCT-1993 15:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doesn't anyone have a right to go to a gallery opening? ================================================================================ Note 26.357 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 357 of 471 LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 3 lines 11-OCT-1993 15:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well.. it depends on what galery you're talking about.. vampy... ================================================================================ Note 26.358 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 358 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 11-OCT-1993 17:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and it also depends on who that anyone is that yer talkin 'bout ;> ...when you fall asleep every time you try to think. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.359 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 359 of 471 LEVVAX::RTR7444 "The Haxman" 15 lines 11-OCT-1993 19:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't ya' hate it when that NYQUIL acts a helluva' lot quicker than you originally planned and you end up sleeping on the Kitchen floor for a night. Talk about your: Sniffling Sneezing Aching How the H*ll did I fall asleep on my Kitchen floor medicine ================================================================================ Note 26.360 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 360 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 5 lines 11-OCT-1993 19:50 -< ics must die!!!!!! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you get bumped out of your moria game without notice that they were going to bumb you, and you lose the most awesome character that you ever had, or ever will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.361 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 361 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 11-OCT-1993 19:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate it because I think that the orignal gallery opening should only be open to the people who are most closely involved in it, and then anyone can go in. The reason I'm frustrated is because there was a live simultaneous broadcast between Rochester and Moscow, but I missed the whole thing because I couldn't see anything. J ================================================================================ Note 26.362 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 362 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 11-OCT-1993 20:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when your roommate plays the same CD over and over and over and over and over.... TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.363 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 363 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 12 lines 11-OCT-1993 22:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- freshman year both of my roomates had their own tape with the song "More Than Words" on it over and over and over, and they played that tape over and over and over... and last year, Ewokie kept playing "I Will Always Love You" over and over and over until she finally figured out the lyrics. She also succeeded in driving me absolutely nuts. J ================================================================================ Note 26.364 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 364 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 11-OCT-1993 23:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you just hate Weird Al? ugh. :) -Skip ================================================================================ Note 26.365 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 365 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 4 lines 12-OCT-1993 09:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THAT does it... Skip is no longer of lev material... He hates the Holy One. :) ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.366 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 366 of 471 LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 12-OCT-1993 09:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah... I happen to think Al is a cool and good-looking guy. Besides, my Initials happen to be AL Sol ================================================================================ Note 26.367 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 367 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Don't talk to me" 9 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when things aren't always what they seem? ...when you crash? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.368 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 368 of 471 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 7 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:38 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you end up coming after the same person in every single Notes section? (No offense Ewokie! ;>) R*v*nTh*rn* ================================================================================ Note 26.369 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 369 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Don't talk to me" 8 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people act one way and then act another... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.370 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 370 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 4 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you aren't allowed to have an off day... -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.371 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 371 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when your right foot wants to go north and your left foot has fallen asleep on the job? The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.372 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 372 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- oh no! blaspehmy! we must put a burning cross in Skip's yard sometime :) J ================================================================================ Note 26.373 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 373 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 14 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:59 -< all I do is b*tch, don't I? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when the orthodontist lied to you, but you believed him, even though you know he lies, because this is your 6th year of having braces... ...when you scratch at 4 out of 6 games of pool... ...when people don't realize that you too can be having a bad day... ...when people won't talk to you because of something you said, but didn't mean over 2 weeks ago... ...when people like me babble on all the time... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.374 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 374 of 471 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 4 lines 13-OCT-1993 07:26 -< Anyone got a car I can rent to live in? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you don't have a place to live ...STILL.. :( -Dank ================================================================================ Note 26.375 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 375 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 35 lines 13-OCT-1993 08:19 -< this one's long....kinda >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you wake up to your alarm clock at 6:00, streach, look back over and see that it is 7:25 (and you have to be at work at 7:30)... ...when you finally get to work and realize that you have your shirt on backwards, and so have to strip in the lab and re-dress youself (at least i got my pants on correctly, i think...) ...when you don't get to play with aris for a couple of hours... ...when you are bored so silly in class, that you conveniently whip out your hp48sx and proceed to play tetris for an hour and a half... ...or when you are bored so silly, that you have a conversation with the interpreter about her date last night... ...when people are foolish enough to type before they think... ...when the TPU editor crashes... ...when your expensive sharp-nosed puffer fish decides that he likes the floor instead of the tank... ...when your horseshoe crab dies and forgets to inform you that he is dead and not molting until you notice the stench... ...when you tape up your cable across the ceiling only to have it fall down every 5 minutes... ...when you have a party and have three people fight over a girl (right vampy? i know you aren't in here anymore, but someone will tell you about this...) the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.376 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 376 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 12:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you have so much to post about hate.. :( ... when you aren't so happy fer two days... (But are NOW! So There!! :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.377 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 377 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 15:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when people THINK that other people are madly in love with them, and let it go to their heads and start dancing around like they've got a wedgie and singing, when really no one gives a damn about them? J ================================================================================ Note 26.378 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 378 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 16:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! I hope that wasn't to me! :> Don't you hate it when people don't know why yer happy? :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.379 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 379 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 18:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sowwie :( no, it wasn't you J ================================================================================ Note 26.380 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 380 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 19:27 -< Uh...Mom...I hate to burst your bubble..but... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you put on a tampon with the plastic applicator still attached... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.381 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 381 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 9 lines 13-OCT-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's ok..thanx :) hehehe Don't you hate it when you misinterpret too much!?!? :) Don't you hate it when you have to run all over the place just to make a freakin phone call!? ;> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.382 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 382 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 20:26 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when time just keeps flying by, and you wish everything would come to a standstill for at least 5 minutes? ...when your roommate thinks that he is always right? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.383 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 383 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 9 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when someone frantically messages you just to ask you if you were talking about them in a previous post, when in truth you hadn't thought about the person all day :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.384 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 384 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Why waste your time being a ninja?" 5 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:54 -< happy happy joy hoy >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you try to cheer up, but it isn't quite working? (I'm trying Ewokie....) the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.385 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 385 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:58 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you want them to more than try...to do it :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.386 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 386 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Why waste your time being a ninja?" 5 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you try all you can, but you don't think that you can do it alone? (I'm still trying....) the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.387 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 387 of 471 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ......fighting against all odds, you actually see your goal..actually touch it...but it slips even farther away...so you vow to get even....again.... Raven ================================================================================ Note 26.388 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 388 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Trying hard..." 3 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:07 -< can't quite reach >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when someone else quotes the story of your life? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.389 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 389 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 14 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when someone doesn't think of you all day... :> ... when someone msgs you and you hit a key and it's gone before you can see who it was. ... when someone says see ya in 3 min and ya never see 'em again :> ... when you chat and talk and mail and then come back to LEV just to see how many posts there are, and there's 62 NEW posts!? ... when no one can figure out why yer happy (includin yerself) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.390 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 390 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Trying hard..." 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:29 -< it's me again... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you wish that you could be happy, or take someone elses happiness? ...when people tell you to try, and you do, and you will continue to do so, but they don't believe you? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.391 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 391 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you don't take someone's happiness... ... when you didn't know that happiness can either be doubled or blown away. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.392 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 392 of 471 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 5 lines 13-OCT-1993 23:16 -< ...tobacco.*gasp*..tobacco... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you ask every single ^%$$&in person you see for a cigarette...AND NOBODY HAS ANY!!!! RavenNIC-FITThorne ================================================================================ Note 26.393 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 393 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 8 lines 14-OCT-1993 01:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you go hang out with your friends...and they are glued to the video games :) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.394 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 394 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 9 lines 14-OCT-1993 08:24 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you have an exam in a few hours, and last night when supposedly studying, ya were thinkin of songs that you like to write down so that someday you can buy 'em. :) ... when you get on LEV right after ya get outta the shower, when that's 30 more min of study time really... Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.395 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 395 of 471 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 18 lines 14-OCT-1993 14:28 -< Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When the person who was going to give you a ride home this weekend cancels the day before When you bomb a calc test and know your G.P.A. is going to drop below 3.0 When you have an outstanding freshman scholarship that you'll lose if your G.P.A. falls below 3.0 When someone posts on a daily basis how unhappy they are When your roomate comes back at 5 in the morning When your friend wants you to spray confetti string all over them Norm ================================================================================ Note 26.396 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 396 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 7 lines 14-OCT-1993 14:39 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when theres plenty of time, but not enough beer.. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.397 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 397 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 14:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you get invited then revoked? :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.398 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 398 of 471 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 5 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you can't send mail out and you have no idea why Norm ================================================================================ Note 26.399 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 399 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 6 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When people accuse you of things that are false... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.400 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 400 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:25 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when everyone missinterprets everyone else. :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.401 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 401 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 5 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when thirty people are on outta yer friends list, so ya gotta pause the screen!? :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.402 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 402 of 471 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 5 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....when you con't even figure out how to GET a friends list.. RavenThorne (any hints?) ================================================================================ Note 26.403 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 403 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:07 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when other people have 30 friends, and you don't when people get sore just 'cause you invited them somewhere and then decided against it? :) J ================================================================================ Note 26.404 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 404 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people think yer sore when yer just teasin... :> Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.405 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 405 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when people think you think theyre sore when you really were just kidding, too :) J ================================================================================ Note 26.406 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 406 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 10 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when people think that you think that they think that yer sore when really you have ESP and know it all. (not me, that's fer sure! :) ... when everyone hates too much! :> ... when yer just too plumb tired... Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.407 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 407 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Trying hard..." 6 lines 14-OCT-1993 17:30 -< shoot your load... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when norm won't blow his sticky string on you until you beg and plead... ...when other people complain that you bitch and complain... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.408 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 408 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 8 lines 14-OCT-1993 20:54 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you get a job with Anti-Christ, and he moans..."I gotta work with you..." Ewokie :) ================================================================================ Note 26.409 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 409 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 14-OCT-1993 21:03 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when youre really tired and you take a shortcut across a muddy field and your shoe gets stuck in the mud and you don' notice it till you get on the pavement, and then you have to go back and find it? J ================================================================================ Note 26.410 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 410 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 12 lines 15-OCT-1993 00:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ahahhaha :) ... when you get to wake up at 5:30 just fer registration... ... when you are a freshman, and have to wait 'till middle of october to register for sophomore classes... ... when you should go to sleep, but find LEV and fooling around with DIR settings more interesting. :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.411 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 411 of 471 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 10 lines 15-OCT-1993 00:55 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you decide not to go to a class and end up 7 labs behind ... when you've done 5 labs in one day, and all you can think of is ARGHH 2 more!!! ... when you should be doing those two labs, but LEV is looking better and better... RavenThorne ================================================================================ Note 26.412 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 412 of 471 LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 20 lines 15-OCT-1993 11:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When the calc course you need is closed When you get up at 5:30 to call in, give up at 6:30 and your roomate gets in after only 15min. When a certain self-riteous junior tells you to go to bed because you have to register in the morning When you enter the wrong quarter in phone registration and they hang up on you When you are outclassed in whining by the whiner that you were whining about When somebody writes something you have to read four times to understand Norm ================================================================================ Note 26.413 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 413 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 12 lines 15-OCT-1993 13:50 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you don't have any classes left, and have three big things of work to do, so you log on the VAX. :> ... when you aren't taking any classes in yer major next quarter. :( ... when you are too lazy to get AP and CSUF to send yer info so that you can. :> ... when you hit the guy behind ya when yer stretchin (eheh, Tom) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.414 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 414 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "It's happened, I'm in a good mood." 11 lines 15-OCT-1993 15:06 -< :) smile!!! because I am... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Norm trashes you left and right, and doesn't have the guts to come out and say your name... When people think that you can never be in a good mood... When you actually enjoy working with Ewokie... When underclassmen wake you up because they couldn't get through phone registration... (I may be the Anti-Christ, but I'm not god...) the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.415 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 415 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Angela Lansbury must die..." 6 lines 16-OCT-1993 12:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you were in a good mood, but once again you aren't..... Theory: don't ever tell anyone that you are in a good mood, and then you will always be in a good mood, but then it won't matter, because no one else will believe you.... the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.416 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 416 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 33 lines 16-OCT-1993 14:18 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Listen all of you who whine about registration... I've been shafted more than you could possibly imagine. It all started Spring of last year when I had to drop a lib. arts class because of schedule changes. Everythign I tried to fit back into my schedule was closed, so I ended up just skipping it. No prob. Until this year. I go to register (last Friday, as I'm 2nd year) and the phone registration dies while I'm trying to use it. So I hike over to the Eastman building to use the computer. IT tells me I can';t register because I'm only first year! After wading through about 1/2 and hour of lines, the lady tells me, in a nutshell, I'm screwed. I'm 3 credits short of the minimum required to be (technically) a 2nd year student. Crap. So I figure I wait until next week and register with the freshman. I forget on Friday. I go to the phone on Sat., get right through, and the computer tells me I can register for the 2nd year classes I need (that I'm already in!) 'cuz I'm only a first year stundent! AARRGGHGHGHG! So here I sit, still unregistered. "Listen you piece of sh*t!! I'm a second year student!" "Invalid input; please re-enter." --Cav ================================================================================ Note 26.417 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 417 of 471 LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 6 lines 17-OCT-1993 12:53 -< reply to 26.416 by gkb3790 >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- registration sucks no matter what year you are and i'm only a freshman who got up at ten to six so i could finally register at 7:36(i marked the exact time for posterity's sake) --psychoguinea ================================================================================ Note 26.418 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 418 of 471 LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Dancing is cool" 3 lines 17-OCT-1993 13:09 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amen... ================================================================================ Note 26.419 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 419 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 11 lines 17-OCT-1993 13:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ahhh..for the first time in 3 years, I got to the terminal on the first day I could register for my year level, and they actually let me register because I actually paid my tuition... and for the first time, I got all the classes I needed at one time :) don't you hate it when one of the classes you're required to take is at 8 in the morning with a teacher that just makes you braindead? J ================================================================================ Note 26.420 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 420 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Anywhere But Here." 11 lines 17-OCT-1993 15:17 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was told I was a freshman, yet I am not, so I had to wait an extra week to register. I got into the system 20 minutes after my first try, and then 15 minutes after that when I had to add another class, and drop a conflict. I'm still pissed I didn't get the classes I originally wanted. My schedule sucks, but I got Tuesday off. :) Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.421 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 421 of 471 LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 8 lines 17-OCT-1993 17:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you can get into Chemistry (which only has one class), but all four labs are already full!. ...when you buy a fan copy of a japanese video, which is suposed to have four episodes on it, but 1 1/2 of them are missing? TWINK! ================================================================================ Note 26.422 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 422 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 8 lines 17-OCT-1993 17:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when it's that time, and you don't have a band-aid big enough.... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.423 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 423 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 9 lines 17-OCT-1993 18:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah... I hate it when that happens too.... :) ~ DISCLAIMER: This note was a joke aimed towards women who can take a joke. If you are a woman who cannot take a joke then this was not aimed at you. ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.424 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 424 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 17-OCT-1993 19:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well, I'm a woman and I can take a joke, but that one sucked big time :} J ================================================================================ Note 26.425 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 425 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 3 lines 17-OCT-1993 19:15 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I didn't say it was a GOOD joke; only that it was a joke. ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.426 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 426 of 471 LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 8 lines 17-OCT-1993 20:06 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...You have an 8:00 class every friggin' day next quarter. ...When somebody posts things that happen to you before you can. (thanks TWINK!) ...When really strange coincidences happen to you regularly. -ETRigan- ================================================================================ Note 26.427 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 427 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 8 lines 17-OCT-1993 20:08 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when everything hurts... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.428 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 428 of 471 LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 17-OCT-1993 20:14 -< <-(*)-> >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when there doesn't seem to be a reason to DO anything cuz everything is so damn pointless... RavenThorne ================================================================================ Note 26.429 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 429 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Anywhere But Here." 7 lines 17-OCT-1993 21:01 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you just hate the ~ charactor? I do,... I wish we could rip it off the keyboards. Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.430 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 430 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 10 lines 17-OCT-1993 22:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you associate something with a particularly disgusting person, and can never enjoy that something again, even though you did before you met the disgusting person? don't you hate it when you're too lazy to shave, and figure it's winter, anyway, and no one will see it under your pants, and you go to bed and your boyfriend screams "rugburn!" J ================================================================================ Note 26.431 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 431 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 6 lines 17-OCT-1993 22:47 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...don't you hate it when that something is sex? Ewokie :) ================================================================================ Note 26.432 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 432 of 471 LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 3 lines 17-OCT-1993 22:51 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SLAM duh duh duh, duh duh duh LET JIM BE SLAMMED. :) Tas ================================================================================ Note 26.433 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 433 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 9 lines 18-OCT-1993 02:02 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ouch! Don't you hate it when yer sittin on the vax at 2am right after gettin home finally, and ya have to work at 7:30.. :) (Well, at least I get to get 3 hours sleep! :) Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.434 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 434 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 05:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when Jim and I kill of Yoshi again and agian and agian -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.435 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 435 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 12 lines 18-OCT-1993 09:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when Jim and Sceadeau kill Yoshi (you will pay for it!) ...when you have to deal with spillage (don't ask!) ...when you goof and let the cat out of the bag! Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.436 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 436 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 20 lines 18-OCT-1993 10:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when something is really bothering YOU, but everyone else just complains that you should be used to it by now, and to shut up; but you're really not, and see no way that you ever WILL get used to it??.. ...when something is bothering you and someone bugs the shit out of you to find out what it is, and then shrugs and says ehh..that's not so bad. ...when seemingly simple things blow up your life. ...when you want quick results but you can't get 'em. ...when you are so desperate you just might try anything. ...when someone gets you so mad you contemplate seriously hurting YOURSELF. J ================================================================================ Note 26.437 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 437 of 471 LEVVAX::EJC7658 "They aren't THAT perky!" 25 lines 18-OCT-1993 11:29 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- .....when you get so angry and confused and upset and depressed that you DO hurt yourself? ....when friends hurt themselves? ....when you hurt friends? ....when friends hurt other friends? ....when on top of all this hurting and more hurting, family problems get thrown in for good measure? ....when, on top of this whole mess of stress and hurt, you have to deal with a cold and sleep deprivation? ....when, on top of this mess of stress and hurt and illness and sleep deprivation, you find out that your education may be in serious jeopardy? ....when life truly begins to suck? Liz ================================================================================ Note 26.438 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 438 of 471 LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 4 lines 18-OCT-1993 12:14 -< Can't we just get along here? Why is that so hard? >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when some people just don't learn when to cut the crap, especially after numerous e-mailings on the subject (you know who you are). -Dank ================================================================================ Note 26.439 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 439 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 18-OCT-1993 14:49 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when your friends are upset and hurt, and all you can do is stand by and hope they will come to you... Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.440 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 440 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 6 lines 18-OCT-1993 17:36 -< That's not food, it's fodder >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when an ewok tries to kill you with a satanistic twinkie. (yechh) -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.441 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 441 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 15 lines 18-OCT-1993 17:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well...it looked like a twinkie...lets kill mad hatter for having fodder in his room! ...when you wake up to find you have an ingrown nipple? ...when you wake up and Aris isn't there anymore (sniff...I miss her so...) Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.442 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 442 of 471 LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Plucky go down the hole..." 13 lines 18-OCT-1993 18:23 -< :P phbttt... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when no one wants to take you seriously? ...when you feel that you don't belong, and that maybe you didn't ever belong in the first place? ...when everything that you do to try to make things easier on down the road just ends up making them worse... ...when you piss people off, and you don't mean to, and you don't want to, but you can't help it because that's just the way things have been going? the Anti-Christ ================================================================================ Note 26.443 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 443 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 18-OCT-1993 18:44 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the last thing he said. J ================================================================================ Note 26.444 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 444 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 3 lines 19-OCT-1993 11:42 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you eat two dog biscuits and then fart...and you suddently realize why dog farts smell the way they do. Pook ================================================================================ Note 26.445 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 445 of 471 LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Anywhere But Here." 10 lines 19-OCT-1993 12:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... having to take sides. ... having to see a good friend of mine go through what I have been seeing. ... getting up at 8am!!!! *grrr* Sherm ================================================================================ Note 26.446 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 446 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 9 lines 19-OCT-1993 14:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...being there when Pookie eats dog biscuits and lets blow. ...when people embarrass you in public. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.447 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 447 of 471 LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 5 lines 19-OCT-1993 14:53 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you have something happen that kicks you back into reality.. Gerrit ================================================================================ Note 26.448 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 448 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 14 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you have a really horrible sweater on, and none of your friends tell you, but instead they let you walk around for 3 years like that, till you realize that the thing is butt ugly, no matter how comfortable it is? when you need a shower and you have no clean clothes, so you don't want to bother? when you have no more clean socks and all the dirty pairs have already been worn twice, except for that pair you used to clean the mud off your bike with? J ================================================================================ Note 26.449 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 449 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:30 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when you used to live with a girl, and tell her what clothes looked good, which didn't, etc. but she didn't listen to you, only to read this post a year later and feel like strangling her. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.450 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 450 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 5 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When people don't realize that it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things if a sweater is butt-ugly as long as it's comfortable? -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.451 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 451 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:34 -< This happened to Lucy >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when your mom calls in the middle of your fun...errr...bible class? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.452 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 452 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you're comfortable in your clown-pant skidz and non-matching way-too-long sweatshirt, so you go to class like that, but wind up feeling stupid because everyone else is dressed, and there are guys there who might think you're a slob like this all the time? :) J ================================================================================ Note 26.453 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 453 of 471 LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 5 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:56 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Any self respecting worthwhile guy ought to know that sometimes it's good to dress relaxed and comfortable. I kinda like a girl who dresses down - preferably in my old flannels :) -jd ================================================================================ Note 26.454 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 454 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:57 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate when people put ice down your back? J ================================================================================ Note 26.455 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 455 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 6 lines 19-OCT-1993 20:05 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate it when you melt that ice? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.456 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 456 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 13 lines 19-OCT-1993 21:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't you hate when you are sitting on the toilet and the person next to you is jerkin' off. *slapslapslap* *pant* *aOOOOOOOOOOOOga* ...when your favorite bathroom graffiti gets erased :( -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.457 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 457 of 471 LEVVAX::LEW6871 6 lines 20-OCT-1993 03:16 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ........when you go to the bathroom and sh*t that goes like a bomb and the water splashes in your butthole!!! -Mystery Girl ================================================================================ Note 26.458 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 458 of 471 LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 9 lines 20-OCT-1993 08:10 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah...i really have to do that right now, unfortunatly, i woke up late for work, and now will have to wait another three hours... *groan* the mad hatter ================================================================================ Note 26.459 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 459 of 471 LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 6 lines 20-OCT-1993 17:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Actually, it's kinda nice. You don't even have to take a shower that day if you're lucky. -- Sceadeau ================================================================================ Note 26.460 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 460 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 20-OCT-1993 18:35 -< sheesh! >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't you hate it when you see someone you know on your way to class, but they don't feel like talking, so they pretend not to see you, but later on they are like "hey why did you ignore me on the quarter mile today??" J ================================================================================ Note 26.461 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 461 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 21-OCT-1993 01:22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when your friends are in trouble, and all you can do is stand by and listen, when you want to do more. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.462 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 462 of 471 LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 21-OCT-1993 13:43 -< Honest, I am not mad...just disappointed >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...the girl you've been after for 2 weeks decides to go with one of your friends she met only 2 days ago? The Joker ================================================================================ Note 26.463 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 463 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 6 lines 21-OCT-1993 15:45 -< Phenomenal cosmic powers... >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you get a big envelope, with a tiny letter? Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.464 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 464 of 471 LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 14 lines 21-OCT-1993 18:07 -< companionship who needs it >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you think your going to meet a girl then you don't then you do, but it's still not ick campus relations suck I WANNA GO HOME...AGAIN -PSYCHOGUINEA- ps. did anyone understand that. if so please explain. thanx ================================================================================ Note 26.465 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 465 of 471 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 25 lines 24-OCT-1993 21:31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... when you don't leave notes completely, but just kinda spawn out to see whats going on... and find out that you are the only one left 'cept the mod... ... when you get caught up in a rave... and then be the only survivor... ... when somebody gets on a major power trip... couldn't ya just try andd force us to make a public apology? not to say that it would necessarily work... but still... ;) ps...tas just called me a mean spirited little bitch... there's my disclaimer... my intentions were well, it's just in my nature and i couldn't resist... ;) how true --Tas that was tas... NB ================================================================================ Note 26.466 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 466 of 471 LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 7 lines 24-OCT-1993 21:35 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm here once again. heh heh angie and I are alone.. hmmmm ;) -me ================================================================================ Note 26.467 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 467 of 471 LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music" 7 lines 24-OCT-1993 21:37 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i hate it when people start their sick little wishful thinkings... ;) heh heh... NB ================================================================================ Note 26.468 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 468 of 471 LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 7 lines 25-OCT-1993 20:46 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...when waitresses can't tell you how many calories you are about to consume. Ewokie ================================================================================ Note 26.469 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 469 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 26-OCT-1993 10:52 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- when you go to one of those "newfangled" restrooms at roadside stops, and the friggin' toilet flushes automatically via light sensors? scared the shit outta me. J ================================================================================ Note 26.470 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 470 of 471 LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 4 lines 26-OCT-1993 11:13 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well... at least you were in the right place! :) ~ ================================================================================ Note 26.471 Don't You Hate It When That Happens? 471 of 471 LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 26-OCT-1993 11:41 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- geez. I knew someone was gonna say that :) J