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	    -< Unity, Coming Together, Lightening Up, and ... FUN! >-
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Note 39.0                          Worst Dates                        53 replies
LEVVAX::EMW2148                                       7 lines  12-SEP-1993 11:42
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    This conference will be for people to iniscince aout their worst
    dates...come on people...out with it!!!
    
						BloOdShEd
    
    Arrgghh!!  Why did I have to do this?#$!#$@  More notes for when I come
    back~#@~!#@~!#
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!"                 17 lines  12-SEP-1993 12:46
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    My first two dates were pretty awful.
    
    My first date was in high school with this guy named Paul.  We
    went to the movies.  During the whole date, he spoke to me three times.
    Only three.  One of the times, though, he mentioned being "property of
    the state".  Out of curiosity, I looked him up in the police index at
    work.... he was in a youth work camp (prison alternative) program.
    
    My second was with a guy named Pat... we met over the VAX last year... 
    He tried to impress me by belching loudly.  It didn't work.
    
    
    Liz
    
    
    
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex"         10 lines  12-SEP-1993 12:55
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    damn...
    
    
    Tom does that all the time.
    
    It's lovely.  (once you get used to it)
    
    J
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LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?"  7 lines  12-SEP-1993 13:37
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    Mine was the prom when I was a senior.  The girl couldn't shut up at
    all.  Pretty soon, I was plotting means of escapes just to get the &^%$
    away from her.  'Nuff said, right guys?
					   The Joker
    
    P.S.  Not meant to aim the question to all male members of the sex,
    just all of you LEV'ers.
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LEVVAX::PJB4288 "The Incredible Blurf"                7 lines  12-SEP-1993 13:51
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    God, my worst date was with a young hellhound, er- lass, named Sherry.
    
    She came over to my friend's apartment where a friend was making dinner
    for his gf (now ex-fiancee) and us two.  We hardly talked last night
    and she hardly ate.
    
    The North Pole is warmer than she was!
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LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax"                      9 lines  12-SEP-1993 15:31
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	well, my only and worse date (although I guess you could call it
    the best date since it was the only one, but it sucked!  anyway...) was
    when Axtrin and I went to Geneseo to meet a couple of girls.  they were
    pretty, but we practically had to reach down their throats to get any
    conversation out of them.  then we went to see "Falling Down".  that
    movie sure killed the mood, not that there was any to begin with.
    
	*sigh*
							Pook
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!"                     8 lines  12-SEP-1993 18:28
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    I was going out with a girl once... once.  She didn't show up; and
    later said that "Dating is for people who don't know what they want...
    I want a lot more than you'll ever offer me" and that was the last time
    we talked.  I last heard she was going out with a guy who graduated
    three years ago who works as a janitor for some big industry.  Poetic
    Justice, don't you think?  (BTW>  Yes, she did stand me up.)
    
							TLD
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex"         27 lines  12-SEP-1993 19:21
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    My worst date was my prom night.  I really didn't want to go but since
    my parents, their friends and the people across the street were so
    excited about it, I figured I'd humor them.   And of course no one in
    high school wanted to go out with me, so I wound up going with a friend
    from another school who graduated a year ahead of me.   I kind of
    assumed that we both knew we were going "as friends" because I also
    didn't have any romatic interests at that time (or interest in romance,
    for that matter).   
    
    My father drove us (yep, we arrived in style) and he spent the whole
    ride talking to my father about football...  then when we got there, we
    went up for ONE dance (because it was at that point that he had his
    hands all over the place and tried to force me to kiss him..ech!) and
    then I didn't want to dance anymore, so I wound up talking to my best
    friend's boyfriend while my friend and my date danced the night away...
    
    
    afterwards my father kinda forgot to pick us up so we were waiting on a
    bench outside the ballroom looking totally pathetic and he tries to
    make another move on me.....
    
    Well, you kinda had to be there.. It was grossing me out.  Totally
    turned me off. 
    
    J
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LEVVAX::AMA4524 "Angel of Music"                     21 lines  12-SEP-1993 23:14
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    I've only had one real date... and that was rather nice, save for the
    fact that i had a terrible cold and could do nothing more than hold his
    hand...
    
    but, i guess one of my worst experiences was going to this party where
    i knew this one guy would be there, and he was all nice and flirtatious
    and paying me all kinds of attention, until some of his friends decided
    to go upstairs and Bailan con El Diablo ( dance with the devil, i know
    it isn't in proper tense and i really don't care... i don't feel like
    being gram. correct right now) anyway... they came down about an hour
    later, and he totally forgot i existed.  i went upstairs at the end of
    the night to get my jacket, and i walked in on him and some dizzy
    blonde cheerleader skank making out on the bed.  They didn't notice me
    cause the lights were off and the music was playing, but i know it was
    him because i heard him say something to her and she called out his
    name... needless to say, i was just a wee bit annoyed... and refused to
    speak to him for aobut 3 months... then i went to college... not to say
    that any of the fraternity boys are much better, just more subtle.
    
    NightBird
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LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!"            12 lines  13-SEP-1993 02:13
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    Ahem...I'm a nice fraternity boy. (I think) :)
    
    Worst Date....hmmm really hadn't had one.....
    
    but women who belch....
    
    turns me on. :)
    
    I know someone who can REALLY impress me.  Pass that person a can of
    Coors Light....*let em RIP!* :)
    
    -Skip
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"            32 lines  13-SEP-1993 09:40
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    My worst date was for my prom.  No one asked me to go (well, one guy
    who looked like Mickey Mouse did, and when I said I'd think about it
    (yes I was getting desperate) he bragged to the whole school that I
    couldn't wait to go with him.  Basically, I told him what he could do
    with himself).  I asked my friend who was 14 years old to go with me
    (he looked older).  He had a curfew at 12 so while I was dancing away,
    my parents would have to come retreive him and take him home so that I
    can go to the afterparty (I hung out at 3 clubs and the seaport and
    went back to school.  I got home at 12 pm the next day, dead tired, to
    a mother who wanted to hear ALL the details right away).
    
    To start off, my date brought me a corsage that had just been painted,
    so I spent a better part of the night getting high.  Then, all he could
    dance was the tango (I had one of my friend dance with him more). 
    Then, one time when we were slow dancing, he tilts my face up and
    says..."What would happen if I kissed you"?  Horrified, I
    stammered..."You'd better not!".  He say's "Why not?"  I said "Because
    it will mess up the friendship we have!"  He looks at me, draws me
    close, onion breath and says "How do you know?  It might make things
    better!"   "Moooommmmm"  I ran to the phone to call my mom to ask her
    to come get him soon, and told her he was hitting on me (he was all
    hands the rest of the night...I damn near broke it!).  I told her what
    was happening, do you think she was empathetic?  She tells me to make
    it a night to remember for him (she was laughing her butt off).  She
    kept saying "Kiss him!  Make a man out of him!"
    
    Sigh...needless to say, when they picked him up...I jumped into my God
    father's limo and took off!
    
    Ewokie 
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!"                  9 lines  13-SEP-1993 12:04
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    I didn't even go to either of my proms.
    
    Took tickets at the Junior Prom, then went to the S.A.D.D. post-prom party
    (which lived up to its name) and learned how to play pool from a
    friend's prom date.
    
    
    Liz 
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LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan"                        10 lines  13-SEP-1993 13:07
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	I think my worst was when I'd picked up this girl I'd wanted to ask
    for nearly a year but took that long to get up the nerve. I was floored
    when she said yes, and lived in anticipation for 2 weeks, and when I
    got there she was half-trashed and we went out to eat and she kept
    saying "No Problem!" over and over again and inbetween trashed
    Rochester (which I happen to like - I've lived here 28 years, if I
    hated it I'da been long gone). I ended up rushing her home and leaving
    a cloud of dust while she had her eyes closed expecting a goodnight
    kiss...jd
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LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The 'u' button is broken? NNNOOOO!" 21 lines  13-SEP-1993 13:25
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      My worst date....was with a girl named Rachel.  She was kinda heavy
    (but I didn't think that would matter), and we went to the movies.  I
    can't even remember what we saw.  We went out to eat after.  All she
    could talk about was the fact that I was the first man she had ever
    gone out with, that drank milk on the date.  It didn't seem like such a
    big deal for me, I was thirsty and soda/pop didn't appeal to me then. 
    After we eat (the conversation wasn't that good) she wanted to go
    someplace where we could "talk".  I made up some phoney excuse about
    having to take the train into NYC early in the morning.  She was sad,
    and later told me that she was glad I didn't take advantage of the fact
    that she feels she has to get physical with a guy before she can get to
    know him.  
    
      She almost crushed me giving me a good night kiss.
    
					The White Ninja
    
    Guess I really haven't had bad dates, the women just seem to become
    good friends.
      
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LEVVAX::JXM6259 "I hear cries tonight"               15 lines  14-SEP-1993 10:02
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	I've really only had one bad date.  A while ago (before I met my
    current SO) I was seeing a girl whom I had known during my childhood
    who I recently met again.  We kinda hung out a few times, and she was
    kinda quiet.  I kept saying "My GOD, but she's boring."  And Pookie
    would pipe up "Oh, she's just shy...get to know her better."  well, we
    ended up going to Darien Lake with a friend of hers, (three in all) and
    she hardly said a goddam word all day/night.  Her friend was like
    "Geez, would you TALK??"  
	Needless to say, it seemed like the day would never end.  I was
    glad that I used to work there and knew some of the people, thus
    getting a break from having to be NEAR her.  (She was damn cute
    too...just a friggin bore)
    
    
    fnord
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LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Hi. I'm Chandra. :)"                 6 lines  17-SEP-1993 16:26
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	 My funniest date never happened, but it almost did. TLD can attest
    to that. :)

						 Sherm

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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"             8 lines  17-SEP-1993 16:26
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    What happened on the date?
    
    
    Ewokie
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer"                   5 lines  17-SEP-1993 16:51
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    Hurry up and answer so I can put my worst date in.
    
    --Scedeau
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"             2 lines  17-SEP-1993 16:53
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    Yeah Sherm!
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LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Hi. I'm Chandra. :)"                 5 lines  17-SEP-1993 16:54
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	 Do you really weant to know? :)

			     Sherm

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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"             4 lines  17-SEP-1993 16:56
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    YES!
    
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LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang"               2 lines  17-SEP-1993 17:45
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    Yea! Tell us!
    
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!"                     2 lines  17-SEP-1993 18:01
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    If he posts that here, I do a send/mod... then the faculty advisor will
    hear of the entire thing and how he won't let up on it.
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LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime."                39 lines  17-SEP-1993 21:48
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    Post it and I shall be dissapointed.
    
    Take that with whatever weight you are inclined to give it.
    
    Jeff is my friend... and ALL are worthy of my respect, each one of you,
    when have I judged you badly?  I have, on occasion, acted in bad
    judgement, but I try hard to fix my mistakes.  And I hope none of you
    would accuse me of not making an effort to keep good relations.
	You are all my friends, and this subtle (or not so subtle)
    attacking should not be happening here.  I had to listen to an entire
    conversation today about all the bad things certain people
    (unmentioned) want to do to Jeff... for 40 minutes!  I said nothing,
    for I would not have been heard there, but all of those people know how
    I feel.  That is the outside.  I have no right to force them to be
    kind.  But this Conference is a haven... where all may post in peace,
    without fear of being attacked.
	Have you never felt cornered?  Never felt that everyone was out to
    tear you up for a laugh, or critisize you?  How did you feel?  And this
    is what you propogate?  How can you do these things, so deliberately,
    when you have been that person at one time or another?
	Have you never felt alone?
    
	Everyone is welcome here.  Everyone who seeks acceptance here shall
    find it.  Can you not set aside your personal differences in just this
    one place?
	
	Jeff is my friend.  And I will not stand by and let you hurt him.
    
    
						Sol
    
    
    AND I DON'T CARE WHO MOCKS ME FOR IT.
    Mock me for hanging out with Jeff.  For I have faith that he will be
    there for me when you are not.  If you cannot accept his differences,
    what proof do you offer me that you will accept mine?
    
							Sol
    
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LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce"                               3 lines  18-SEP-1993 09:59
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    Who's Jeff and did you have a date with him?
    
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LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang"               8 lines  18-SEP-1993 12:49
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    I understand what you say Sol, but when a certian someone manipulates
    whatever I reply to vent my feelings, or mock me for my feelings, I get
    angry....Some people (I think) should just learn not to bug someone's
    "vax-work."  For me, if my rights are violated, then I will violate
    back...It only seems fair.
    
				--Phantomstalker
    
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LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang"               6 lines  18-SEP-1993 12:52
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    I do not hate Jeff....If I hated him I would kill him.  I have no
    problem with him just as long as he doesn't intrude upon my feelings. 
    If he does, Then I will intrude upon his.
    
				--Phantomstalker
    
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LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Hi. I'm Chandra. :)"                 6 lines  18-SEP-1993 13:27
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	 If you guys want to know what happened on our date, e-mail me and
    I will tell you. That way, it will not be included in this conference. 

				       Sherm

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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!"                     9 lines  18-SEP-1993 14:04
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    1) Thank you, Sol.
    
    2) Phantomstalker, when did I ruin your vax work?  I don't ever recall
    even sending anything to you...  Please tell me what and When I did...
    I just don't remember...
    
							TLD
    
    
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LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang"              10 lines  18-SEP-1993 14:21
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    ok.....When I tryped in "I've learned"
    
	I said that things were not as bad as they seemd...then you said
    that they were worse.....that was a direct insult upon my
    feelings....you have no right to type out my feelings....from now
    on....I would prefer if you did not reply to anything concerning my
    replies!  
    
			--Phantomstalker
    
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LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round"      4 lines  18-SEP-1993 14:25
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    OK.  there, confusion settled......
    :)
    
					-Dank
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LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan"                         8 lines  18-SEP-1993 14:37
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	Actually there was a little smiley face. I really think it was no
    slam - one guy says things aren't as bad as they seem. Then another
    person says no (pregnant pause) - they're worse! Seen it on sit-coms,
    much hilarity. Now youse guys hug and say yer sorry or I'll personally
    come by an' rip yer lungs out! :) (a joke, see - no harm meant :) )
    And get it outta worst dates, um..unless this was your first! :)
	-jd
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!"                     5 lines  18-SEP-1993 14:53
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    I'm sorry... I thought it sounded funny!  If I'd known it would have
    hurt your feelings, I wouldn't have put it there... If it would help,
    I'll kill it.
    
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll"        10 lines  18-SEP-1993 16:05
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    I agree with Phantomstalker. 
    
    You have done similar things to several of the people on this
    conference, including me.  It tends to irk people when you trash on
    very personal things.  It does not tend to gain favor in people's eyes. 
    A little forethought before picking on a post would be appreciated.
    
    
    Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"            12 lines  18-SEP-1993 17:12
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    I agree.
    
    
    I remember one date when I was 15.  It was horrible.  The guy seemed
    nice to my folks, but then he was all hands.  I ended up kicking him
    where the sun don't shine, and taking the subway back home at 2 am.
    Needless to say, I felt safer on the subway.
    
    
    Ewokie
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LEVVAX::PJB4288 "The Incredible Blurf"                6 lines  18-SEP-1993 18:19
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    I have to agree Mr. Montgomery...
    
    There are times when you put statements that you tell people are meant
    sarcastically but are clearly offensive to those they're aimed at.
    
    Think before you post...that's all...
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"             5 lines  18-SEP-1993 18:21
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    And what happened on your worst date?  Yeah you, the one that's reading
    this?  Don't tell me I'm the only one with all the bad ones.
    
    Ewokie
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll"        17 lines  18-SEP-1993 18:31
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    Well, there's always the guy who almost turned me off kissing!
    
    My first intimate kiss was with a guy who had a bad case of...
    
    
    (ominous music here)
    
    
    COW TOUNGUE!!!!!!!!!
    
    
    Icky.  Luckily, my next guy showed me that it doesn't have to be that
    bad, or I would never have tried it again.
    
    
    Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"             8 lines  18-SEP-1993 18:36
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    yeah...and fortunately for me, I didn't get trapped to kiss him.
    
    
    Ugh!
    
    Ewokie
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll"         4 lines  18-SEP-1993 18:36
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    Be thankful.
    
    Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx"             6 lines  18-SEP-1993 18:37
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    Everyday!
    
    
    Ewokie :)
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex"         11 lines  18-SEP-1993 20:42
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    Well, my prom was pretty much my only date.  Except if you count that
    Christmas dance Sophomore year.... I followed this guy around because
    he was the only one I knew, and then he had to leave because he was
    playing Santa Claus, and it was time to take pictures.  Then I found a
    few other friends there, and wound up turning this guy on.... he was a
    heavy metal freak, long hair and biker jacket (and the boots to match)
    I didn't think much of it, but then the next day he shows up at my
    house to visit.   ech!
    
    J
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex"         18 lines  18-SEP-1993 20:46
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    And another date I just thought of was (well it was sort of a date)
    with this guy who lived on my floor freshman year. He really liked me
    but didn't want to admit it.  Anyway, he got tickets to this banquet
    for some boring-as-all-$%$ club on campus that was at a really fancy
    restaurant downtown.  So it was me, him and his best buddy Jeff (Jeff's
    girlfriend bailed out at the last minute)   The whole date he was
    telling me how to act.  Jeff ordered beer and then Jeff (my date) got
    one (even though they were both underage) and Jeff leans over and
    sprays into my ear: "don't get any"... then the waiter came around
    asking what we wanted to eat (it was one of those two-choice dinners) 
    and he tells me (with this reassuring look)  "Order the Chicken.  you
    won't like the other stuff"   Then he was telling me what to put in my
    coffee.. sheesh...  eventually we all got bored with each other and the
    people in the club started giving speeches so we snook out during an
    intermission.
    
    J
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Llama me baby"                       7 lines  19-SEP-1993 16:57
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    I remember a date I had with a guy from Guyana.  I spent 3 hours trying
    to understand what the hell he was talking about.
    
    
    Ewokie
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer"                  29 lines  19-SEP-1993 19:30
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    My worst date was a blind one (they don't get much worse than that).
    
    My friend and his girlfriend decided a double date would be in order
    for their friends.  My friend, J. Carnage (handle), toldme she was a
    great person, although, he admitted later, he had never actually met
    her.
    
    Anyway, her name was, no joke, Emily LaMare, which means the horse in
    Italian.  I wished she looked that good.
    Anyway, not being a superficial person, I decided that I'd get to know
    her anyway.
    
    Big Mistake.
    
    Turns out this girl felt she was a supermodel and she was above
    everybody.  She made fun of everyone we saw and poked fun at Carnage
    too.
    
    She had the body of a horse, the breath of a llama (  :)  ), the
    personality of a snob, and the IQ slightly less than a grapefruit.
    
    But other than that, the date went fine.
    Except she wanted a goodnight kiss and a phone number.
    She got neither, though.
    
     Gladtohavelivedthroughit,
		Sceadeau
     
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters."            5 lines  19-SEP-1993 19:43
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    The Sceadeau knows.... BAD DATES!
    
							TLD
    
    (BTW:  llamas are now available for viewing (only) at the Zoo.)
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Note 39.46                         Worst Dates                          46 of 53
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer"                   3 lines  19-SEP-1993 20:23
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    :D
    
    -- Sceadeau
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Note 39.47                         Worst Dates                          47 of 53
LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored"                       9 lines  20-SEP-1993 20:19
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    Sorry to let you in on this, but LaMare doesn't mean the horse. It
    means the ocean. 
    
    Let's see worst date. Never really had a bad date. Things always seem
    to fall apart somewhere else. And what I consider my worst would
    probably be considered ok by others, well thinking about it, it sort
    did go on the sucky side, but I won't talk about it here.
    
    Tony
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Note 39.48                         Worst Dates                          48 of 53
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Just call me Shade"                  3 lines  20-SEP-1993 20:22
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    Well LaMare looks like the Horse, doesn't it?
    
    -- Sceadeau
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Note 39.49                         Worst Dates                          49 of 53
LEVVAX::GAK4178                                       3 lines  20-SEP-1993 20:49
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    Worst Date?  Today, the 20th.
    
    GAK
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LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?"  6 lines  21-SEP-1993 19:51
		 -< Pardon me, your slip of tongue is showing >-
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    Ewokie, you said you had a date with a guy from "Guyana."  Did you mean
    Guam or did you really mean "Guyana"?  I am from Midwest and know
    nothing about NY except NYC, Buffalo, Syracuse, and of course,
    Rochester.
    
		The Joker
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Note 39.51                         Worst Dates                          51 of 53
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before"  12 lines  21-SEP-1993 22:33
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    From Guyana, it's in South America.
    
    The guy was trying to prove to me that he was a Prince and would make
    me his Queen.
    
    
    Sigh
    
    
    Ewokie
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LEVVAX::FPR9706                                       6 lines  22-SEP-1993 15:04
				-< LOVE SUCKS >-
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    I once went out with a girl who was so crazy, she claimed to be a
    llama...  Is this a good thing?  Anyway, hope my next girl's an Ewok or
    somethin cool like that...
    
						----Greyfox
    
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LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL"                 9 lines  22-SEP-1993 16:48
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    i've the worse dates before..  teh one guy i was dating beofre..  he
    couldn't understand me, and i couldn't understand him(at all..) and he
    still  wanted to date me..  i mean..  when dating..  isn't
    understanding and communication important..?  
    anyway..   i hope my guy's into dark shadows or something cool like
    that..  
    
    
    vampiress...