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-< Unity, Coming Together, Lightening Up, and ... FUN! >-
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Note 4.0 Top Ten Lists 84 replies
LEVVAX::RGV9488 "Thou art God!" 17 lines 26-FEB-1993 11:54
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Top ten reasons for a this topic....
10: Nine out of ten vinegarmen prefer top ten lists.
9: It's 99% fat free.
8: Dan Quayle is no longer Vice President.
7: The guy with the _REALLY BIG_ gun says to have it.
6: Tastes great.
5: Less filling.
4: We need a place to ridicule Bill Clinton.
3: Superman is dead.
2: David Letterman is leaving NBC.
And the number one reason.....
1: The voices in my head told me to do it.
-Merlin
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LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini is still with us.." 13 lines 12-SEP-1993 13:05
-< Gracies! >-
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Top ten reasons why you should eat at gracies.
10. You have to.
9. Yesterday's chicken hogie is today's chicken parmesian.
8. The soda is nice and flat.
7. You can eat as much of it as your body won't reject.
6. The speakers are now blue instead of red.
5. Tofu.
4. Three day old bread.
3. Weird pizza topings.
2. All your friends are eating there.
1. There is ham in EVERYTHING!
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 29 lines 12-SEP-1993 13:14
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Top ten reasons why Ellingson is cool:
10. Fire drills at 3 am let you have an excuse to skip 8 am classes.
9. AC comes with the rooms.
8. Semi-private bathrooms.
7. B-jacks... free of charge!
6. The arcade is right under Ellingson.
5. So is the swimming pool. ;)
4. It's soooo big!
3. We have a penthouse.
2. The funky red lights on top that keep planes from running into it
look cool.
and the number one reason why Ellingson is cool......
1. Ewokie and I live there! :)
Liz
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LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 7 lines 12-SEP-1993 13:39
-< No soliciting! >-
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Top ten reasons why Ellingston is cool, too:
10. I live there.
9. I live there.
8. I live there.
7. Oh, you can figure the rest of it!
The Joker
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 18 lines 17-SEP-1993 19:20
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Top ten reasons why it's cool to be a frosh
10. You can read new notes all of the time (300 more to go)
9. You get to meet new an interesting people
8. You get almost no respect
7. You get to have the vax explained to you
6. Your last computer was an Apple IIe
5. You can go to parties and feel like a complete outsider
4. You will order Collosiem Pizza
3. You can get threatened by the owner of said Pizza Joint
2. You get to look really young
and Number 1
1. You have four-five years of Lev_Society
Ps. I also still have all my hair.
-- Untitled
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 18 lines 17-SEP-1993 19:49
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10 food items that can be mistaken for body parts and vice versa...
10- a head of lettuce
9- ear of corn
8- black eyed peas
7- carrots, cucumbers, sqashes, eggplants, gourds and zucchinis (you
figure it out)
6- the eyes in a potato
5- leg of lamb
4- spare ribs
3- chicken breast
2- liver ("Where's aunt Edna???")
1- cow's tongue ("hey! get my finger out of the quisinart!!")
J
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 19:49
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oh. forgot hot dogs.
J
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LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 23 lines 18-SEP-1993 10:14
-< :) >-
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Top ten reasons why it's cool to be an alumnus:
10. Your VAX account sticks around for a while and you don't have to
pay for it.
9. You get to stay up all night every day (unless you've got a >job<).
8. You can park wherever you want (as long as you don't have a
sticker).
7. You need to get a copy card from the library, so if you lose it,
you're out $.75 instead of being out your I.D.
6. You know Rochester like you live there...probably because you do.
5. You have no obligation to live in the dorms or on campus
whatsoever.
4. No 8:00 classes...well, no classes.
3. You still get a discount for Carlin.
2. You can drive as fast as you want on campus.
And the number one reason it's cool to be an alumnus:
1. RIT doesn't just take your money -- they >ask< for it.
--- Jayce
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 16 lines 19-SEP-1993 02:06
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TOP 10 THINGS MAGIC JOHNSON DOES IN HIS NEWFOUND FREE TIME!!
1] Watch videotapes of the Roch Hudson Funeral
2] Send the kids out on porno runs
3] Play practical jokes on people at conventions by scratching them
4] Getting to know his hand a little better.
5] Finding best Mortuary bids..
6] Putting "AIDS patients are humans, too" stickers on his car
7] Yelling out "Celtics suck" at home games, and meaning it!
8] Writing revenge threats to each of the women he's been with
9] VASELINE! VASELINE! VASELINE!
10] Donating Blood to Unsuspecting Hospitals
Disclamer : As usual I did NOT make these up, they are OLD
Black Amethyst
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 17 lines 19-SEP-1993 02:10
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Top Ten Reasons How Magic Johnson Got AIDS
10] He Ran out of Gerbils
9] Should have used soap on a rope while in team showers.
8] Visited Anita Hill during Thomas hearings.
7] Got TOO close to the kids at the YMCA.
6] Played with more than just Liberace's piano.
5] Petted the monkeys at the zoo too hard.
4] It was a flesh-flavored popsicle, REALLY!
3] Rump Bumped Worthy out of Boredom at a Hornets game during 1/2 time
2] Exotic fling with folk-singer Phranc.
1] He was only PUSHING that goat through the fence. Honest!
Disclaimer : Anything intimidating was not intended. Again, these are
NOT my original work, simply part of a collection.
BA
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 18 lines 19-SEP-1993 02:13
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David Letterman's Top Ten Lines From the New Star Trek Movies
(From S.F. Examiner)
10] Captain! There's a horrible life form on your head! Oh, sorry.
It's your hairpiece.
9] Surprise! Those aren't dilithium crystals -- they're Folger's
crystals.
8] Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor -- not a very good actory!
7] Don't let Kirk show you what he calles "The Captain's Log"
6] "Computer analysis of the tape indicates it really is Rob Lewe.
5] GEEZ -- I'm sick of you gouys!
4] It's been a century since they changed your planet's name from
Earth to Trump.
3] Oh, yeah? Well, beam this up, pal!
2] What the hell is Don King doing here?
1] Screw the Final Frontier! Let's go see Batman.
Black Amethyst
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LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 10:23
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I liked the folgers crystals part.....
-Dank
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:37
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Me too...
-- Sceadeau
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 18:16
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Me three...
Black Amethyst
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 1 line 19-SEP-1993 18:54
-< TWINK! is way cool >-
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Me TWINK!
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 18:59
-< Hee-hee!! >-
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HA
:D
-- Sceadeau
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Ewoks are nice critters." 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:52
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me 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
TLD
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 21:36
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spaghetti and (ME)atballs.
TWINK!
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LEVVAX::DED8895 "I wanna smoke somebody tonight ;Q" 19 lines 20-SEP-1993 19:37
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Top ten things to do at a red light
10. Stop
9. Slow down
8. Blow it
7. Speed up
6. Look in your mirrors(why not?)
5. Put the car in park because you're too lazy to hold the brake down
4. Tap on the brake pedal so the driver behind you doesn't know
what the hell is going on
3. Put the car in reverse so he stains his underwear
2. Pick the biggest booger snot of your life whlie staring directly
at the lady next to you.
and of course, number one:
1. Flick that booger on her window!! >:>
Roach
;Q
or smoke ;Q
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LEVVAX::VPM0500 1 line 22-SEP-1993 19:05
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you mean you are a part of an old candy "Twinkies"???
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 35 lines 23-SEP-1993 17:57
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Top Ten Reasons Why I Prefer Cheesecake to Men (At least, for now...)
10. You don't have to worry about cheesecake preferring to watch
football to being with you.
9. Cheesecake doesn't get upset when you look at other cheesecakes.
8. Cheesecake comes in different flavors, and you get to choose the
size.
7. If you don't like the cheesecake, you can dump it in the trash and
not feel bad.
6. If you don't want the cheesecake around, you can stuff it in the
back of the fridge.
5. Cheesecake won't embarrass you in public by ogling other women.
4. Cheesecake stays around long enough to fulfill your desires, then
goes away and doesn't bug you until you want it to.
3. You can share cheesecake with friends and not be called a pervert.
2. Cheesecake won't get wierded out if you want to cover it in
strawberries.
and the number one reason why cheesecake rules...
1. I am always satisfied after I have cheesecake.
Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "No...we're not lovers..." 8 lines 23-SEP-1993 18:08
-< for the cheesecake lover in you... >-
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*clap* *clap*
BRAVO!
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 10 lines 23-SEP-1993 19:21
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heyyy.. I have a book on "why cucumbers are better than men" and its
the same thing... sheesh
the number one reason should have been..
cheesecake doesn't ask you to "fix his back"
J
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LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 16 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:21
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> <<< Note 4.20 by LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" >>>
> -< This is not a slam to men... just my POV rite now >-
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> Top Ten Reasons Why I Prefer Cheesecake to Men (At least, for now...)
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> 9. Cheesecake doesn't get upset when you look at other cheesecakes.
>
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> 5. Cheesecake won't embarrass you in public by ogling other women.
>
Hmmmm, here's an inconsistency.
:)
-Dank
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "ByMyselfButNotAlone/IAskNoOne" 3 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:24
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Subtlety is beyond most women, esp if they are blond. :)
Tas
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:29
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bite me.
Liz
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 5 lines 23-SEP-1993 20:44
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Not now, I'm busy reading LEV...Ask us to bite you when we have the
time...geesh, the nerve of some people! :>
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 26 lines 23-SEP-1993 21:51
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The Top Ten Cool Things You Can Do With A Backhoe
10. Run over cars of the people you don't like.
9. Dig big holes, just for hole's sake.
8. Make really cool snowforts.
7. Knock down houses.
6. Dig more holes.
5. Bury dead cows. (Which requires the digging of another hole. :)
4. Load big rocks into a dump truck.
3. Drive through rivers.
2. Pull out fenceposts.
1. Run over Barney and squash his head like a &*%$#$% grape. :)
--Cav
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LEVVAX::ROI0540 "Flipper RoonieMeister Dude" 11 lines 24-SEP-1993 02:07
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1. Run over Barney and squash his head like a &*%$#$% grape. :)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*APPLAUSE* Yes! Thank you for making my night! ;)
(I hate that Jurassic beast)
fLiP
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LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 5 lines 24-SEP-1993 11:05
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>9. Dig big holes, just for hole's sake.
jut make sure you "call before you dig".
Pook
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 6 lines 24-SEP-1993 11:51
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No. Half the fun is _not_ calling before you dig, thus cracking
underground electrical and gas lines and making a big a** mess.
--Cav
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "I'm a Valkyrie! Tee HEE!" 35 lines 24-SEP-1993 13:36
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Cool!
Top 10 reasons it's fun to be a wench....
10. You get to see the look on guys' faces when you wiggle on by...
9. You get to dress like a trollop and not care (Stiletto heels
rule!)
8. The "Happy Happy Joy Joy Dance" gets requested by royalty on
occasion!
7. Wenches' Guild perks.
6. Bodices are cool.
5. Confidence comes with the territory.
4. The look on guys' faces when you wiggle by.
3. Free drinks.
2. Flirting becomes a way of life.
and the number one reason why it's cool to be a wench....
1. The look on guys' faces when you wiggle by.
(Keep biting those knuckles, boys! :) )
Liz
Certified Wench
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 3 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:11
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*knuckle bite*
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Kiss my Suga-Tush" 15 lines 24-SEP-1993 14:30
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Top Ten reasons to be Peaceful in Vaxlandia
10. It's supposed to be that way
9. It is really nice to you when you are like that
8. So that it stays that way
7. Because people are nice to people who are nice
6. Because we will learn to love you
5. So you learn the ways of VaxLandia
4. So we can love you
3. So no one gets mad
2. So you fit in
1. BECAUSE IT WAS MEANT TO BE LIKE THAT!!!!!
-- Sceadeau
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LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 15 lines 24-SEP-1993 15:14
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10 - yeah
9 - yeah
8 - yeah
7 - yeah
6 - yeah
5 - yeah
4 - yeah
3 - yeah
2 - yeah
1 - yeah yeah
Sol
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Kender Valkries from Outer Space!" 9 lines 24-SEP-1993 22:37
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Agreed.
Liz
VAXlandian since the beginning.
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 32 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:10
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Top Ten Reasons to Make a Top Ten List
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10. You have nothing better to do with your life.
9. Everyone is doing it.
8. If you did eleven, it would be to long and most people would
skip it.
7. If you only did nine, you would never know the #1 reason.
6. What better way to waste space and not have it nuked?
5. It makes you feel like you accomplished something today.
4. You need something to do while you're waiting for a call.
3. It's fun.
2. People will thank you for it.
And the number 1 reason:
keep going
again
one more
1. Get to see the suspense building up in people while they try to
get to the number 1 reason.
TWINK!
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 6 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:28
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LAY OFF THE FORM FEEDS.
-- SCEADEAU
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 26-SEP-1993 19:15
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relax.. it was for a good cause.
J
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 23 lines 26-SEP-1993 23:29
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Top Ten Reasons to Use Form Feeds
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10. So you can feed a form.
9. It annoys people.
8. They keep people in suspense.
7. Makes good use of your control key.
6. Sometimes they're actually useful.
5. It keeps those people that read the
last line first from doing it.
4. They're environmentally safe.
3. They're fun!
2. Exersizes peoples fingers (That's
the only exersize some people get!)
And the #1 reason:
1. They separate the #1 reason from the
rest of the list.
TWINK!
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Suga-Tush has spoken" 4 lines 28-SEP-1993 10:46
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I don't mind ONE form feed.
-- Sceadeau
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Mars Needs Women" 6 lines 28-SEP-1993 12:25
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Good. :)
--Cav
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LEVVAX::RTR7444 27 lines 29-SEP-1993 23:38
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Top Ten ways to execute BARNEY!
10.) Stick dynamite up his huge schnoz and set it off.
8.) Baby Bop assassinates Barney and takes over show.
7.) Crazed non-fan rips out Barney's Larynx so he can't
sing those annoying songs.
6.) Baby Bop becomes pregnant, Barney dies of embarressment.
5.) Stick Barney's tail in an industrial size paper shredder.
4.) Let him dine at Gracie's.
3.) Soak him in Kerosine and and light a match while telling him
him, "...and this is how the Dinosaurs felt when they became
extinct..." POOOF!
2.) Make Barney watch Beavis and Butthead. (he'll go insane when he
sees these two fine examples of America's youth.)
1.) Put Barney in Jurassic Park. (..I Love y...[chomp!..BURP!])
HAX
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LEVVAX::CBW5109 "LoThLoRn" 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 23:00
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RE: 4.25
only if you ask nice (and let me choose location) ;)
-=> Lothlorn <=-
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 31 lines 1-OCT-1993 00:02
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Top Ten Reasons to stay till the labs close at one:
10. Your posts get so much more surreal as the night goes on.
9. Fish.
8. The labbies get really funny.
7. The people who stay until close are usually pretty interesting.
6. The load on the VAX is really light.
5. It isn't hard to find a terminal.
4. If you have something really huge to print out, there are that
many less people around to tick off.
3. You don't have to worry about keeping up with LEV_SOCIETY notes
while you type your entries in.
2. You don't have to watch the clock to see how late you are for
class.
1. Because it is better than sitting alone in your room with a bad
case of insomnia, bored out of your skull.
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 1-OCT-1993 11:47
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well I was sitting in my room bored outta my skull because everyone was
on the vax in some lab somewhere and I couldn't find anyone to talk
to... go figure....
J
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 40 lines 11-OCT-1993 00:17
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Top Ten Ways To Annoy the Canadiens at the Mall
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* I'm not sure how well this applies to this region, but back home
about 60% of the shoppers in the mall are from Quebec, most of whom
don't speak a word of english. I got a few requests for it, so here it
is.
10. Put all the pay phones on a party line.
9. Go down the parking lot setting off all the car alarms.
8. Make all the food just as sh!##y as their own.
7. Put fun house mirrors in the hair sallons.
6. Rearrange the arrows on the road so there is no way out of
the parking lot.
5. Make every parking spot just small enough so that campers won't
fit.
4. Make the voice opperated and make it english only.
3. Tailgate them around the parking lot so that after they
realize they wanted to be on the other side of the mall,
they can't back up all the way there.
2. Put REAL security systems in the department stores.
And number one:
1. Hit them.
TWINK! (Who has nothing personal against canadiens,
especially ones from Quebec.)
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 29 lines 11-OCT-1993 16:48
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Top Ten Cool Things You Can Buy To Adorn Your Car
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10. An "If you don't like my driving call 1-800-EAT-SH*T"
bumper sticker.
9. Big Oakley stickers you can put in your back window.
8. Leather front-end bras.
7. Little flourescent foam balls to put on the end of your
antenna.
6. Signs that hang in your back window along the lines of
"Dumba** on Board".
5. Moonie; the little guy who stands in your back window that
drops his pants when you squeeze an air-bulb.
4. Flourescent green windshield wiper blades.
3. Playboy air freshener.
2. Yosemite Sam "Back-Off" mudflaps.
1. Fuzzy dice (of course)
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 27 lines 14-OCT-1993 11:16
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Top Ten Reasons Why Today Sucks.....
10- My boyfriend's roomate is an #$%@$ and I can't stop thinking about
it.
9- It's cold out and I have no coat (violin music)
8- I'm tired
7- I'm supposed to be in class
6- I have to work today
5- I miss my dog
4- people can't stop #$%#$^% ing around with the vax system
3- I have a mouth worse than a sailor's today
2- I want to snuggle up with someone, and they don't want to :(
1- We had another #%$#^#$6in' fire alarm last night
J
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 24 lines 14-OCT-1993 11:23
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Ten Things To Do With The Person Who Keeps Starting The Fire Alarms
10- String him up by his eyelash
9- rip out all his pubic hairs with a pair of rusty pliers
8- make him clean the restrooms at Grand Central Station
7- wrap him in duct tape and tie him to a bus
6- Tie him up in the quad and let people throw rotten tomatoes at him
5- put big splinters under his fingernails
4- put compound W on his penis
3- whip him repeatedly with a wet shoelace
2- use his toothbrush to clean the toilet
1- put Tide in his saltshaker
J
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 11:25
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How do you know it was a guy? Hmm??
TWINK!
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 14-OCT-1993 11:29
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don't tick me off (read previous post )
:)
it probably was a girl. I just said "he " for consistency
J
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LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Black Market Fuzzies, inc." 6 lines 14-OCT-1993 13:19
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Top one way to deal with the alarm-puller:
1: put alum in his jock strap. Guaranteed party favorite. :)
Nutrocker --
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:06
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from Tom, oh brilliant one:
Tie him up outside in his underwear in the middle of February, put
headphones on him and blast him with a siren, and put a constantly
flashing strobe in his face, and leave him there for a few weeks, see
how he likes it :)
J
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:44
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But women don't have penises! In your TTL, you said penis, which says
"male" to me....
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:51
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Well gee, good TLD! :>
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 5 lines 14-OCT-1993 17:00
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Yup..... it was Number 4.
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 8 lines 14-OCT-1993 17:26
-< He's too damn quick for us >-
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Now lets just suppose it turned out to be female. I spose we could
find a different place to tie it. See, she was being consistent, since
she said 'he' she couldn't go on and say 'tit', now could she. If yer
not quick enough to pick up on these, thats ok. This is Lev, we take
all kinds here. :)
Tas
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 14-OCT-1993 17:29
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Sorry TLD, I was just teasin ya..buahha.
Anywayz, she was sayin he, so why not go with it?
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 3 lines 14-OCT-1993 17:38
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Considering the guy to girl ratio, it probably WAS a guy anyway...
RavenThorne
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 13 lines 14-OCT-1993 20:59
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oh, my GOD ! I can't believe how many people here are really stupid
and sarcastically declined.
I said penis because it was from a true story, and Compound W really
DOES hurt if you get it on your penis (not that I know firsthand)
TLD, get a life.
you must have something better to do than sit around and argue about
every litte insignificant fact that comes your way.
J
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 15-OCT-1993 01:12
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I doubt it Jenn. :>
Someone actually got Compound W on their penis!??! Geez...i wonder
what in hell they were trying to do!
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 3 lines 15-OCT-1993 07:26
-< Ewwwwww. >-
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Genital Warts probably... :)
-Dank
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 9 lines 15-OCT-1993 10:25
-< just a word of advice... >-
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ha. ha. ha.
actually, he put it on his wrist, and he had some on his fingers and
didn't realize it would do any harm, and he touched himself later on
and he didn't realize till later that night what it was. The burning
feeling lasted for more than a few days.
J
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 15-OCT-1993 10:28
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hahahha, remains of it on his hand did it!? muhahahahha...
Well, now we all know not to touch ourselves after applying Compound W!
:)
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 27 lines 15-OCT-1993 11:25
-< Getting back on topic >-
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*TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO USE COMPOUND W ON YOUR P_NIS*
10. It's for warts, dummy
9. You should always consult a physician before rubbing
foriegn substances there
8. Other sufferers might want you to share
7. Doesn't taste great
6. More filling
5. That whole shrinking thing
4. It's way too expensive to be doing *THAT* with it
3. Explaing to the emergency room physician
2. Superior Japanese imports
And the Number One Reason:
1. You're gonna HATE yourself in the morning
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 17 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:19
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Top ten reasons to go home in the middle of the quarter:
10. to see your boy/girl friend
9. to see your family
8. to go to a birthday party
7. to find out what's up at home
6. to go to Darien Lake for the last time that year
5. to show off your new software
4. to show off your new computer
3. to show off your knowledge
2. to show off
and the number one reason:
1. Because you want to!
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 7 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:22
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what about :
to go trick or treating??
J
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 3 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:24
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Nah... I'm too old for that...
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LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 4 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:32
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It becomes a whole new adventure if you go with a few friends with shot
glasses - I can attest to that. :)
-jd
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Dancing is cool" 12 lines 19-OCT-1993 21:21
-< Just me and Peter Pan... >-
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I'm not too old for trick or treating. I also not to old to watch
cartoons. I'm not to old to play with my food, or draw with crayons,
or climb trees, or play in the mud, or build snowforts, or wade in
streams, or catch fireflies, or count the trucks I pass on the
highways, or play with Legos, or slurp my soda, or believe in Santa
Claus and the Easter Bunny, or have ruber duckies in my bathtub.
I'm never growin' up.
--Cav
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LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 6 lines 19-OCT-1993 22:52
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Hear Hear!
You're only as old as you want to be.
-ETRigan-
(Still Trick-r-Treating)
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 3 lines 20-OCT-1993 12:12
-< Grownups are boring.. >-
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Gabe has the right of it. I ain't never growing up either.
Tas
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 17 lines 20-OCT-1993 15:40
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I won't grow up... I won't grow up
I don't want to wear a tie I don't want to wear a tie
or a serious expression or a serious expression
In the middle of July in the middle of July
If growing up
meanst to me
Beneath my dignity to climb a tree
I won't grow up
won't grow up
never grow up
not me
not I
not me
so there
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Ed McMahon IS God!!!!" 8 lines 20-OCT-1993 19:41
-< neener neener >-
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I have coloring books in my dorm room. So nyah!
Liz
(Forever young and lovin it!)
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LEVVAX::GKB3790 "I am the Pumpkin King!" 3 lines 21-OCT-1993 20:10
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I use finger paints on my wall.
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 22-OCT-1993 12:10
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I use real blood on my door.
J
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LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 6 lines 24-OCT-1993 14:18
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How about Compound W?
Norm
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 2 lines 25-OCT-1993 22:42
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Let's see anyone come up with 10 DIFFERENT reasons to nuke
FLUFFERNUTTERS.
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 30 lines 25-OCT-1993 22:50
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1) Its dumb. Its about a sandwhich.
2) everyone wants it to die.
3) Its not politically correct for asain tranvestites to read about
peanut butter products mixed with fluff on flour products. This is
America, we can't have them starting a movement to ban it when we can
easily stop it before it gets out of hand.
4) Clinton and Quayle think its cool
5) calvin and hobbes think it most un cool
6) Gracies is adding it to the menu
7) In the beginning, god made the universe and said it was good. Ten
minutes after the topic was made, he made a puking sound and fled.
nuff said.
8) I pity things that have no chance of survival. mercy killing is
allowed under my ethics.
9) Ewokie hasn't posted here. If that isn't the kiss of death, i
don't know what is.
10) Nuking can be fun. Especially when it really dumb fluff stuff.
Heres ten. kill it.
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 7 lines 25-OCT-1993 23:04
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Those all say you want it dead; therefore they are not all original.
:P
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(I created something that cannot be done!!! hahahahahaha)
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LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Low S.O." 2 lines 26-OCT-1993 00:15
-< there's some M. Logic for you, Tas! ;) >-
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huh?
Pook
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 7 lines 26-OCT-1993 14:33
-< Mathematics can be fun....:) >-
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1 + 1 = eh?
He's done a far better job of burying himself than I ever could
manage.
Tas
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LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 6 lines 26-OCT-1993 14:44
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I asked for a list of ten reasons to kill the fluffernutter topic, and
gave a constraint of no repeated ideas in the list. Every part of the
list said a reason to kill the topic, and therefore are not original in
nature, and is not complete. I created a paradox of sorts.
:D
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 5 lines 26-OCT-1993 14:52
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No reasons were repeated. they are all separate reasons. They all
lead to the same conclusion, but that isn't the same thing. get a
clue. you just keep digging yer grave don't you?
Tas