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Note 9.0 Why? 575 replies
LEVVAX::PGA0625 "Jane... stop this crazy thing!!" 29 lines 20-APR-1993 16:40
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This topic is for discussing the Mysteries Of Life
(or, more simply, Why?)
I got the idea for this topic while reading Robert Fulghum's "All
I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten". To quote the author:
"Why are grocery carts made with one wheel that has a
mind of its own and runs cockeyed to the other three?
Why do so many people close their eyes when they brush
their teeth?
Why do people believe that pushing an elevator button
several times will make the car come quicker?
Why can't we just spell it 'orderves' and get it over
with?
Why do people drop a letter in the mailbox and then open
the lid again to see if it really went down?
Why are there zebras?
Why do people put milk cartons back into the fridge with
just a tiny bit of milk left in the bottom?
Why aren't there any traditional Halloween songs?
Why does every tree seem to have one stubborn leaf that
just won't let go?
Is the recent marketing of cologne for dogs a sign of
anything?"
Now, I don't expect people to ask mondo-serious questions like,
"Why do I exist?". I thought of it as a place to ask questions like
"Why do I put on my footwear sock-sock, shoe-shoe instead of sock-shoe,
sock-shoe?" But do with it what you will. Be Levitous!
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Note 9.1 Why? 1 of 575
LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 8 lines 24-AUG-1993 16:09
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Why do we call animals "PETS" and "DINNER"?
MOe
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LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Erotic shock is a function of lust" 1 line 27-AUG-1993 22:43
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Why?
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 30-AUG-1993 13:45
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Because.
Why not?
Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 1-SEP-1993 17:18
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Why do I always itch in areas I can't scratch?
Why can't I be a sumo wrestler?
Ewokie
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Note 9.6 Why? 6 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 14 lines 1-SEP-1993 20:03
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You can at the Creek! (Bar Sumo....)
Why am I such a good listener.... and why do all the lonliest/horniest
guys always find me?
Why me?
Why not?
Why ask why?
Liz
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Note 9.7 Why? 7 of 575
LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 7 lines 1-SEP-1993 22:15
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Why is it that when I saw 44 replies, I knew Ewokie was back?
Welcome back Ewokie, and everyone else too! :)
Tony
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Note 9.8 Why? 8 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 10 lines 2-SEP-1993 00:48
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Why did I know the same thing Tony knew when I saw the reply number?
Why am I glad? :) Its nice to have to read again.
Why did that b**** drive over the cones at 45 MPH? No offense, but
women should not be given drivers liscenses.
Hard days come, then they go, nothing new today, cept another memory.
Tas
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Note 9.9 Why? 9 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 13 lines 2-SEP-1993 11:10
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Why did Tas make that comment about women and licenses?
Why is the floor so close to me?
Why do guys pester me like Liz?
Why can't I have a cool unibrow that would look like the golden arches
of Mc Donalds?
Ewokie
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Note 9.10 Why? 10 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 12 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:05
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Why do I have the feeling I should beat Tas for casting aspersions on
women again?
Why do I think I should start carrying my whip again?
Why am I on the VAX instead of eating lunch?
Why oh why?
Liz
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Note 9.11 Why? 11 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 13 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:19
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Why ask why?
Why don't I have enough butt lint to make a quilt (I'm taking
donations)
Why can't I see over the dashboard of a car?
Why didn't my parents name me Guadalupe?
Ewokie
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Note 9.12 Why? 12 of 575
LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 8 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:47
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Why do I think Tas might enjoy getting beaten on again... :)
Why not?
Why am I posting here?
Nutrocker --
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Note 9.13 Why? 13 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:47
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Why doesn't Friendly's ever have the ice cream flavors that I want?
Ewokie
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Note 9.14 Why? 14 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:53
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Thank you, I've had enough beatings....maybe another life. :)
Tas
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LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 4 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:53
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Why did that poor waitress put up with us?
Nutrocker --
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Note 9.16 Why? 16 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:57
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Why did we tip her...she was too friendly...
Why did Blondie keep encouraging me to wail...
Ewokie
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Note 9.17 Why? 17 of 575
LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 9 lines 2-SEP-1993 13:59
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Why not? I think that waitress was having an awful day until we got
there and made it a bit more interesting...
Why did we all encourage you to wail? :)
Why did we all wail along with you? ;)
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Note 9.18 Why? 18 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 5 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:03
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Why don't we play DWI again very very soon...
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Note 9.19 Why? 19 of 575
LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 6 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:05
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Why not, Blondie's planning on it anyway...
And she's got some really neat dice for 3-man...
Nutrocker --
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Note 9.20 Why? 20 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:06
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Why not get plastered?
Why do I have a feeling that I will end up being 3-man again.
Why isn't my nutcracker working?
Ewokie
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Note 9.21 Why? 21 of 575
LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 6 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:08
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Why did anyone ever get Ewokie a nutcracker anyone? Couldn't have been
a male that gave it to her, he'd have known which nuts she would crack
first... ;)
Nutrocker --
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Note 9.22 Why? 22 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 14 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:10
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Why can't I get that Uzi that I've always wanted?
Why can't I play hangman with some jump ropes?
Why isn't Pookie around?
Why do I resemble Scrappy Doo?
Why do fools fall in love?
Ewokie
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Note 9.23 Why? 23 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 2-SEP-1993 14:56
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Why do we live? Is it really just a line between the points
of Birth and Death, or is it just God dripping taco sauce into
the sea of existance?
Sol
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Note 9.24 Why? 24 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 2-SEP-1993 15:04
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Taco sauce...definitely.
Why must love hurt? Why do people have to fall in love? Why can't we
all just be platonic? Why is too much of anything bad for you?
Why do they sometimes make perfume and say it's made from pure toilet
water....yeah, like that's going to make me eager enough to actually go
to a store and buy it.
Ewokie
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Note 9.25 Why? 25 of 575
LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 07:34
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Love doesn't have to hurt. At least, not for me....
What I wanna know is, WHY science hasn't come up with a way to solve
the belly-button-lint problem yet.
-Dank
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Note 9.26 Why? 26 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 08:39
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And then sometimes love hurts in a GOOD way.
Not to mention that ... well, then I won't mention it...
jd
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Note 9.27 Why? 27 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 5 lines 3-SEP-1993 11:58
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Why did Sherm delete those notes? What a -----. :)
Why is Philosophy class also like a blast furnace. Stick a fork in me.
Tas
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Note 9.28 Why? 28 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:12
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Why don't they find a cure for nipple lint as well?
Why didn't billyboy pay for the whore?
Why don't I understand the concept of God, Jesus and the holy ghost
being one thing when the bible says that God sent his son to Earth?
Why do I keep wondering if Adam and Eve had bellybuttons?
Ewokie
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Note 9.29 Why? 29 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 5 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:14
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Why wouldn't they? They need a place to collect too.
Why are we so twisted?
Tas
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Note 9.30 Why? 30 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 12 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:20
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Why do I enjoy us being so twisted???
Why do guys keep thinking I'm over 20?
Why does playing with metal and making jewelry feel so... erotic for
me?
Why ask why? (Where is that jeweler's saw?)
Liz
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Note 9.31 Why? 31 of 575
LEVVAX::JMS3520 "All this and I cook too" 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:24
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why dont they domesticate elephants?
why arent rail-guns used by the general public?
--Phantomstalker
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Note 9.32 Why? 32 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 3 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:25
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Cause the public would have no middle.
Tas
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:35
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Why won't mom send me a platypus (filled with real pus?)
Why haven't I seen Sol yet?
Why can't I find a place where I can go velero jumping with anvils?
Why ask why?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 10 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:39
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I could loan you my anvil...
Why do I like tequila?
Why do most of the friends I could quite easily go for date my female
friends?
Why ask why?
Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 16 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:42
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Why do they go for Liz's female friends?
Why is my life in turmoil?
Why don't I know what a pixie stick is?
Why haven't I drank tequila yet?
Why does the computer say that a certain beanSTALKER doesn't have a
certain something?
Why isn't Skippy logged on?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::JMS3520 "All this and I cook too" 2 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:44
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why arent the worms in tequiela as big as the ones in the movie DUNE?
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:46
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Why didn't I know that worms lived in Tequila (it just makes me want to
drink it all the more).
Why don't I know how many dope the dope dealer dealt when the dope
dealer didn't deal dope?
Ewokie
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Note 9.38 Why? 38 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 7 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:46
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They'd drink all the Tequila.
Why oh why, why oh why, why did I post that 800 liner for Sherm to
read. :)
Tas
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 3-SEP-1993 16:48
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Why is apathy so apathetic?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 9 lines 3-SEP-1993 17:06
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Why is it that consistancy is more a constant than many of us
would like to acknowledge?
Why am I seeing evidence of the eternal Is?
Why -ven't- I seen Ewokie?
Sol
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Note 9.41 Why? 41 of 575
LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 12 lines 4-SEP-1993 16:19
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why isn't Ewokie logged on?
why isn't Janet logged on?
why isn't ANYONE logged on?
why ask why when no one knows the answer to why i ask the why question.
why does someone keep saying "because" whenever I say "why?" ;)
-Skip
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Note 9.42 Why? 42 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 13 lines 5-SEP-1993 12:54
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Why wasn't I scheduled to work today?
Why wasn't I scheduled to work at all?
Why am I glad about this?
Why does it take me three hours to fully wake up?
Why was Sol willing to eat breakfast with me anyways? :)
Liz
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Note 9.43 Why? 43 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 14 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:36
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why are some of Jenn's stupid little furry kitty cats hanging upside
down?
why don't I think she would appreciate the cat story, even if it has at
least 10 good morals?
why does it take forever for my parents to get around to doing
anything?
why can't I ever find any of my friends when I need them the most?
J
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LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 14 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:43
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Why would Liz think I -wouldn't- like to eat breakfast with her?
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the grass green?
Why is the Quiet Study Floor really the Noisy-as-all-Heck Study Floor?
Now that I live in Qui Stud, does that mean I -am- a bonafide Stud?
Why did Lu Kang think he could get away with that?
Sol
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 9 lines 5-SEP-1993 13:51
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Why does Sol think Liu Kang WILL get away with it?
Why do I love Pixie Stix?
Why oh why will someone tell me?
Liz
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Note 9.46 Why? 46 of 575
LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 18 lines 5-SEP-1993 14:25
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whyaskwhy??????
why do i love cubes..?
why oh why is it that i try to get over feelings i have (but i know
i won't be able to let go..? esp. when one is trying to move on to
another life..?)
why is it that i felt high last night..? (nope.. i didn't take
drugs, drink anything, or the like.. ) i just simply felt high on
life.. i have no idea how or why i did.. .. .
why is it that many of my friends are still not here yet..? (they
told me they'll be back..)
why do my freind's eyes have to be entrancing..? so hypnotic..?
why did my freind back home make the biggest mistake of her life..
even though she knew what'll happen, but did it anyway..
why, oh why, do i want to know all the answers right here, right
now..?
-vampiress
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 16 lines 6-SEP-1993 10:09
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Why isn't Skippy logged on?
Why is Little Banjo a little rut?
Why am I already contemplating withdrawing from algebra (again?)
Why did I shower and wash my hair, only to go outside into the rain?
Why will I probably catch my death because of the said above?
Why do I get shortness of breath?
Why does my kitty cat crave Crave?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 24 lines 6-SEP-1993 11:19
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why isn't Ewokie logged on? *high-pitch screeeeecchhhh*
why is it raining?
why does someone keep saying "because" after I ask why ask why?
why is Greek Rush so soon? Sigh.
why am i a menance to the society? We all need fun. :)
why were the bugs tying me down last night? (Jed???)
why do i feel like a slug?
why did someone tell me about all these rock stars she met and made me
so damn jealous. (She met Madonna Cree.:)
why oh why am i bored why? :)
why don't i get to see everyone anymore?
why blah why.
-Skip
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 6-SEP-1993 16:59
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Why do I have a boogie on my finger that I can't shake off?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Justice is served!" 10 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:10
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Why did I turn my computer into a Karaoke machine? (No middle)
Why do we post all these inside jokes?
Why do I have the incredible urge to write in vast quantities right
now, when I have no assignments. Why have I been not going to Lit.
class?
fnord
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 14 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:12
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Why haven't you been going to Lit class?
Why can't I get my books?
Why can't I get an alarm clock?
Why must I consume mass quantities? I will enjoy!
Why can't I go down the chimney up and up the chimney down?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 6-SEP-1993 17:41
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Hey fnord...that woman sitting on the bench in the mall was a real
babe! I still can't believe you grabbed her breasts and licked her
neck in public. Priceless...
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 13 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:49
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Why are there so many poisonous substances in metalworking?
Why do all the wrong people keep chasing after me?
Why is Fantasy Forum so funny?
Why do they put arsenic in enamelling compounds anyways?
Why does grape soda with pixie stix dumped in it turn blue?
Liz
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LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 4 lines 6-SEP-1993 18:51
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Why oh why oh why oh WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!??!??!?! DAMNIT I
WANNA KNOW WHY!!
Tas
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Note 9.55 Why? 55 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9353 "The Revealing Science of God." 12 lines 6-SEP-1993 20:19
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Why do I feel the way I do?
Why do I not have a job?
Why am I in a really bad mood?
Why?
Sherm
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 16 lines 6-SEP-1993 20:41
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oh. Now I know... sheesh.. you could have warned me... and here I was
taking it personally...
Why do I feel like I'm losing somoene?
Why do I get that way all of a sudden and lash out at an innocent
person and hurt him for no reason and then feel bad?
Why do I WANT to see him in pain?
why do I enjoy it so much?
Why does he put up with me?
J
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LEVVAX::JXM6259 "Justice is served!" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 10:07
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Why is everyone in a bad mood?
Why am I working in the labs again? (money, that's why)
fnord
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LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 7 lines 7-SEP-1993 11:43
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Why do we have the bad people on this earth?
MOe :(
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Note 9.59 Why? 59 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 8 lines 7-SEP-1993 11:48
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Its this world, that turns a good man evil
its this world, that can drive a good man bad
and its this world, that turns a killer into a hero
I blame this world, for making a good man bad
Why is the above partially true? (read: world = society)
Tas
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 17 lines 7-SEP-1993 11:53
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Why am I seriously thinking about leaving RIT?
Why is everyone in a bad mood (I'm not...just tired :)
Why did that slime in Ice Skating try to pull the lamest pass?
Why did my teacher ask me if I would consider play hockey?
Why hasn't Tas moved in yet?
Why oh why oh why?
Ewokie
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Note 9.61 Why? 61 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 12 lines 7-SEP-1993 13:06
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Why was that tool saleswoman such a shmuck?
Why did I buy stuff from her anyway?
Why did we do that "opening ceremony" in Creative Sources? It almost
put me to sleep.
Why am I typing instead of eating lunch?
Liz
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 7-SEP-1993 13:36
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Why did the tooth fairy threaten to come with pliers next time :)
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 8 lines 8-SEP-1993 16:12
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Why can't I have a car?
Phoo.
MOe :(
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LEVVAX::JED5264 "Look Mommy! It's the UPS man!!" 6 lines 8-SEP-1993 19:16
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Why can't you ever see the faces of the parents of your favorite
cartoon characters???
J
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LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 4 lines 8-SEP-1993 19:48
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Why can't I find a job?
--Phantomstalker
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Note 9.66 Why? 66 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "The Joker" 8 lines 9-SEP-1993 16:04
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Why am I behind on notes?
Why am I posting here if I still have about 500 more notes to read?
Why didn't I read the notes sooner? (I should have known that you all
LEV'ers would conspire against me to post at least 1000 notes a day!)
The Joker
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Note 9.67 Why? 67 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 12 lines 9-SEP-1993 19:09
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Why is the Joker complaining about notes in Lev when I had to listen to
everyone else @#$% over the summer about how there were not notes?
Why do our arms swing from side to side when we walk?
Why can't the tires just fit on my bike and stop annoying me?
Why did I throw the bike thru the wall and now I probably will have to
pay $80 bucks for that hole?
J
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Note 9.68 Why? 68 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 10 lines 9-SEP-1993 19:23
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why is the tire on my car flat?
why do i have the feeling that it had something to do with the concert
last night?
why can't we all just get along?
the mad hatter
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 16 lines 10-SEP-1993 10:14
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Why can't MOe get a car?
Why can't we fly?
Why is it dangerous to hiccup and sneeze at the same time?
Why is everyone scared to give me driving lessons?
Why am I dreading getting braces?
Why aren't my friends logged on?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::JBG2941 "Everbody lies about SEX!" 12 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:33
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Why is it everytime I log on and see that there are over 100 notes in
lev to expect them from Ewokie?? *sheesh* have you nothing better to
do than fill up everyones notes??
Why is it that so far this quater I'm having an easier time adjusting
with MORE credits and MORE hours of work than last year?
Why can't I sleep?
:) J
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LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:37
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Actually, J, Ewokie has been very restrained these past few days...
Sol
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LEVVAX::JBG2941 "Everbody lies about SEX!" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 11:44
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I know!
and who's the "VAX queen"?? ME? How nice of you to crown me!
:) J
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 10-SEP-1993 12:03
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Why does everyone continue to complain that I post too much, when on
the last 2 days I hadn't been on at all?
Why am I now pissed off?
Why is everyone testing me?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 12:44
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Why does pressed charcoal get all over everything?
Liz-
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Why does sex feel good?
Why do anal warts not?
(No, the two aren't connected)
Why do books have to be flat?
Why is paper flammable?
Why doesn't ET call collect? Or get the MCI 'i' plan?
Why didn't Mr. Ed become a stand up comic?
Why did I used to watch so much TV?
Why are Beavis and Butthead so cool? huh huh uhuh.
fnord
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LEVVAX::SWV3752 "Carpe Alosa!" 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 15:30
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That's AT&T i plan.
Why do I feel so tired everyday?
Why ask why?
-Morning Reaper
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LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini is still with us.." 7 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:18
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Why I am posting in this topic?
Why does Sol eat tofu?
Why do I eat Jr Mints?
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Note 9.80 Why? 80 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:19
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Why does ANYONE eat tofu???
Liz
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Note 9.81 Why? 81 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:23
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Because it is SO good for you and tasty, too
Sol
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Note 9.82 Why? 82 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 8 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:30
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I am _so_ sure.
Why did I bring my medieval persona to VAXlandia?
Liz
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Note 9.83 Why? 83 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 8 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:40
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Why couldn't I kill that bug in my room?
Why did I decide to become a ninny and run from my room screaming after
the bug episode?
Ewokie
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Note 9.84 Why? 84 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 12 lines 10-SEP-1993 18:55
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Why do bugs that weigh grams cause us somewhat larger folk to act
so foolish to begin with?
why does my phone never ring when I'm logged in?
Why do I ask such foolish questions?
Why do none of us receive answers to these burning questions?
jd
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Note 9.86 Why? 86 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:13
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Ooooo-K.
Why is Pookie such a puke?
Liz
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Note 9.87 Why? 87 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 8 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:26
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Puke you!
why am I worried about someone?
why do I feel the onset of happiness in the near future?
this is wierd
Pook
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Note 9.88 Why? 88 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 4 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:32
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why is ewokie such a jerk to me right now???
the mad hatter
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Note 9.89 Why? 89 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 10-SEP-1993 19:39
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Why is the mad hatter so mean to me?
Why is Cree worried, he doesn't have to be.
Why can't I grow?
Why did Ernie and Bert get burned? I love those two (sniff)
Ewokie
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Note 9.90 Why? 90 of 575
LEVVAX::PJB4288 "The Incredible Blurf" 3 lines 10-SEP-1993 22:15
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Ewokie & MH...be kind...be levitous! Make love! not war! :)
Why can't I be in Delaware???
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Note 9.93 Why? 93 of 575
LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 4 lines 11-SEP-1993 13:53
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why Ewokie ans the Mad hatter are fighting?
--Phantomstalker
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Note 9.94 Why? 94 of 575
LEVVAX::JXM6259 "I hear cries tonight" 8 lines 11-SEP-1993 14:16
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Why is toast so good?
Why am I infatuated wityh Gracie's pudding?
Why am I bummed about my grandpa?
fnord
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Note 9.95 Why? 95 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 11-SEP-1993 16:42
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Why isn't my brother going to school?
Liz
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Note 9.96 Why? 96 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The 'u' button is broken? NNNOOOO!!" 7 lines 11-SEP-1993 17:59
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Why must I feel depressed, when I know that I should be happy?
Why do I believe in living for the moment?
Why do I need compainonship?
The White Ninja
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Note 9.97 Why? 97 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 6 lines 12-SEP-1993 12:10
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Why did my boss schedule two people for the same shift?
Why am I not upset?
Liz
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Note 9.98 Why? 98 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 12-SEP-1993 12:19
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Why does Fred Flintstone have to stop for gas if he's going to use his
feet to make the car move anyway????
J
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Note 9.99 Why? 99 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 12-SEP-1993 13:26
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Why do I VAX so much? Why do I draw all my knowledge from this
terminal? Why has my shipmate, Stimpy, contracted the SPACE MADNESS?
Sol
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Note 9.100 Why? 100 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 5 lines 12-SEP-1993 18:59
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Why, like Pookie, am I also worried bout someone?
Maybe she is a terrible liar.
Tas
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Note 9.101 Why? 101 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 11 lines 13-SEP-1993 09:22
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Why does everyone keep worrying about me...Im ok.
Why am I so short?
Why do they do nothing but play a billion hours of go into the bathroom
and slice your wrists love songs?
Ewokie
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Note 9.102 Why? 102 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 7 lines 13-SEP-1993 11:54
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Why do I have the KILLER MATERNAL INSTINCT?
Why am I so wacked out?
Liz
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Note 9.103 Why? 103 of 575
LEVVAX::FJS3367 "Turn me over, this side's done." 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 12:15
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Why is Liz feeling mom-ly?
Why am I scared? :)
Nutrocker --
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Note 9.104 Why? 104 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "onothimagan" 10 lines 13-SEP-1993 12:56
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Why did I add a third class (and a lab no less) when I work all day
and I can barely keep up with 2 classes?
Why am I gonna do community service with autistic kids when I can
barely keep up with work and school and normal kids?
Why am I always the last one to know?
-jd
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Note 9.105 Why? 105 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:31
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why doesn't ewokie have classes...she only pretends to go to class only
to go and play on vax...i just caught her in the act
the mad hatter
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Note 9.106 Why? 106 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:34
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Why does the Mad Hatter continue to scoff me?
Why do I feel like attempting murder?
Why did the Karate teacher just about took the last zip out of me?
Why ask why?
Ewokie
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Note 9.107 Why? 107 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The 'u' button is broken? NNNOOOO!!" 5 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:35
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Why is my head always in the clouds, when it comes to women?
Why do I like many different women, but LIKE a particular one?
Why am I a do fools fall in love?
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Note 9.108 Why? 108 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:36
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why does ewokie keep on hitting me?
why does ewokie like large wienes?
why does she sit under tables?
the mad hatter
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Note 9.109 Why? 109 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 13-SEP-1993 13:40
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Why does the Mad Hatter continue to scoff me?
Why does misery always accompany pain.
Why can't I just say "To heck with it?"
Ewokie
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Note 9.110 Why? 110 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 4 lines 13-SEP-1993 14:01
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Because fools are idiots!
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.111 Why? 111 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Bite me! It's fun!" 5 lines 13-SEP-1993 17:06
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Why me?
Liz
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Note 9.112 Why? 112 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 20:49
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re: -4(?)
Because she likes looking at weenies without them knowing she's
looking at them. (weenies being idiots)
TLD
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Note 9.113 Why? 113 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 16 lines 13-SEP-1993 20:49
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Why is it that the people who often deserve happiness, don't often get
it?
Why is RIT a lemon?
Why do they call Charlie Brown a blockhead?
How can Snoopy make his dog house fly?
Why does Shaggy Doo and the gang always wear the same clothes?
Why does everyone understand what Lassie says, except for the viewer?
Ewokie
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Note 9.114 Why? 114 of 575
LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini is still with us.." 3 lines 13-SEP-1993 20:58
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Why am I mod now?
Why ask why ?
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Note 9.115 Why? 115 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:14
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Why do we often step into things we can't smell?
Ewokie :)
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Note 9.116 Why? 116 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 12 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:33
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Why do you have to be quiet in the library?
Why doesn't anyone tag me anymore?
Why can't I see through my eyelids?
Why do people yell at me for not answering my phone when I was sleeping
and didn't even hear it ring?
J
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Note 9.117 Why? 117 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 7 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:33
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Why did Ewokie say "Shaggy Doo" when it's Scooby Doo?
Why is Brian Mod now?
Why am I...
TLD
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Note 9.118 Why? 118 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 12 lines 13-SEP-1993 21:44
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Why does Ewokie say anything? (Shaggy Doo is my nick name for
him...meaning Shaggy...no Doo.)
Why are flowers such beautiful and evil things at the same time
(allergies).
Ewokie
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Note 9.119 Why? 119 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 7 lines 14-SEP-1993 20:22
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Why isn't BloOdShEd getting over 300 notes already?
Why aren't we posting fast and often enough?
Why am I encouraging all of you to post when you should be doing the
posting yourselves?
The Joker
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Note 9.120 Why? 120 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 10 lines 14-SEP-1993 20:35
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why is The Joker encouraging us to post when some of us have homework
(and I have been on the vax for over an hour...)
Why do garbage cans have those annoying flaps that you have to push in
order to get the garbage in, and then you wind up getting
god-knows-what on your hands?
J
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Note 9.121 Why? 121 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 7 lines 14-SEP-1993 21:22
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Why can't I find Ewokie? Blondie and I have an activity.
Why am I hungry? (Denny's here we come)
Why should I drive ewokie somewhere tommorrow morning?
The White Ninja
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Note 9.122 Why? 122 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 15-SEP-1993 13:00
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Why have we posted only 55 notes in 15 and half hour span since 9:30
pm? Trying to make it easy on BloOdShEd?
The Joker
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Note 9.123 Why? 123 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 10 lines 15-SEP-1993 16:15
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Why can't I find any lemon colored hearing aids.
Why does RIT continue to screw me over?
Why do I have the book of Mormon? I'm not even a Mormon?
Ewokie
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Note 9.124 Why? 124 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 16 lines 15-SEP-1993 18:36
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Why does corn look so nice... oh, nevermind
Why won't shiny happy person talk to me?
Why didn't Liz slap that guy for butting in on my job?
Why did Ewokie put in an application for a CS officer? I feel SO safe
now....
Why are barns painted red?
Why can't you turn on red in NY state?
J
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Note 9.125 Why? 125 of 575
LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 4 lines 16-SEP-1993 09:34
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Why do Crunchberries have a name, but not the little yellow things?
--- Jayce
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Note 9.126 Why? 126 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 16-SEP-1993 11:26
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What little yellow things?
Sol
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Note 9.127 Why? 127 of 575
LEVVAX::JFO8808 "Jayce" 6 lines 16-SEP-1993 13:03
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Ever eat Capt'n Crunch (sp?) with Crunchberries? The Crunchberries
have a name, but the cereal itself is nameless (even though the yellow
bits look like barrels, sacks, or pillows).
--- Jayce
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Note 9.128 Why? 128 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 16-SEP-1993 13:59
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On the commercials, the Crunchberries dance and sing... as such, and
being a Vegetarian, I will not eat laughing happy Crunchberries.
Sol
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Note 9.129 Why? 129 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 4 lines 16-SEP-1993 14:05
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The little yellow things do have a name. It's called "crap". Try
Cheerios. :)
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Note 9.130 Why? 130 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 16 lines 16-SEP-1993 14:38
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Why did the last reply not have a why in it?
Why don't we all, at the end of this year, get lots of paint cans
filled with yellow or red or blue or green or white or mauve or fucia
or pink or violet or indigo or black or blue-green or green-blue or . .
... . .. .. ... .. . . . .etc...
and splash them all over the walls of this fine but bricky
establishment?
Why do I need to know what all those colors are?
Why is my name weird?
Why am I only asking retorical questions?
Why don't I stop now?
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.131 Why? 131 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 8 lines 16-SEP-1993 17:19
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Why was Blondie prepared to mount the beautiful car that she was
looking at today....
Why was I drooling over the car I was looking at? (The 1994 Jeep
Wrangler Sahara. Ouch.)
The White Ninja
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Note 9.132 Why? 132 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 16 lines 16-SEP-1993 18:07
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Why is Ninja mad at me?
Why did he smile as I walked to my death?
Why am I gonna do my best to protect Jenn (heh heh heh)
Why is SHP in a mood?
Why not be as levitous as you can be?
Why am I gonna leave winter quarter?
Why is this Bronx blood surging thru me something fierce?
Ewokie
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Note 9.133 Why? 133 of 575
LEVVAX::WLM4888 "i love krsna" 6 lines 16-SEP-1993 18:43
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why is it that all of these notes are written by the same people?
is this some kind of club or something?
one down
ithinkibetterleave
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Note 9.134 Why? 134 of 575
LEVVAX::EMM5191 "Lucky" 2 lines 16-SEP-1993 18:43
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who r u????????
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Note 9.135 Why? 135 of 575
LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 8 lines 16-SEP-1993 19:02
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you know of mood rings, right..?
well, then.. why cant we have mood skin..? that way.. if
you're happy.. you'd be blue.. if stressed.. then brown, or black..
in the end.. the cafeteria would be full of colorful people..
:D
vampiress..
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Note 9.136 Why? 136 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "VAXMAN Returns!" 5 lines 16-SEP-1993 19:28
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ha ha ha! I like that idea, vamp... &:-C= (don't ask... inside joke)
TLD
(You should get a patent on it... make $$$$$$$$$)
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Note 9.137 Why? 137 of 575
LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 11 lines 16-SEP-1993 19:34
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yeppers, tld.. but it has to be chemically done, i guess..
i'm an art major, not a scientist..
but not a bad idea, tho'..
:D
vamp..
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Note 9.138 Why? 138 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:06
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cool.. then I could paint myself black and everyone would assume I was
dead, and maybe leave me alone for once.
J
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Note 9.139 Why? 139 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:09
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What color would I be?
Sol
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Note 9.140 Why? 140 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Wonder Twin Powers, Activate..." 3 lines 16-SEP-1993 22:34
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Bright yellow, most likely. :)
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Note 9.141 Why? 141 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 20 lines 17-SEP-1993 10:12
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Why?
Why do satin sheets insure sliding?
Why won't my watch tell me the real time?
Why am I so stressed out?
Why haven't I ever seen Dino fetch?
Why don't they call Pebbles Rock?
Why do I rarely see Dizzy Devil in a dizzy state, except when he is
doing his spinning thing?
Ewokie
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Note 9.142 Why? 142 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9353 "The Revealing Science of God." 13 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:19
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Why I am replying to this conference?
Why do certain people need their skulls bashed in for them?
Why is my pubic hair falling out? I must be going bald like
pookie.
Why is my left nipple in such pain?
Sherm
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Note 9.143 Why? 143 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 6 lines 17-SEP-1993 16:20
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Why is his left nipple ingrown?
Ewokie :)
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Note 9.144 Why? 144 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 11 lines 17-SEP-1993 18:54
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Why do you want to know?
Why do some of my friends seem to think that I am incapable of taking
care of/thinking for myself?
Why am I now property of Viscount Yngvar the Dismal?
Why do I want to be property of his man at arms?
Liz
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Note 9.145 Why? 145 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 12:43
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Why won't my mother kiss the dog for me? She always tells me to get a
life or wait till I come home and do it myself. Sheesh.
J
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Note 9.146 Why? 146 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 7 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:25
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Why do elves keep laughing at me? I mean...it's not like I'm shorter
than them? Am I?
Ewokie
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Note 9.147 Why? 147 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 7 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:44
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Of course you aren't, dear!
:)
Liz
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Note 9.148 Why? 148 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 9 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:48
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:)
Why do I keep hearing the theme song from "JAWS" in my head. The
voices are acting up again :)
Ewokie
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Note 9.149 Why? 149 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "sex & drums & rock 'n' roll" 10 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:51
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Why is Ewokie hearing the theme song from "JAWS" in her head?
Why am I asking?
Why am I wearing my headphones around my neck and not listening to my
walkman?
Liz
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Note 9.150 Why? 150 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 13 lines 18-SEP-1993 17:55
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Why aren't you listening to the music?
Why am I getting frostbite on my fingers, and continue to type?
Why did the llama leave the building?
Why don't Lucky and the Trix Rabbit form a posse against rude cartoon
kids?
Ewokie
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Note 9.151 Why? 151 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Run Brother! Run!" 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:24
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Would you rather listen to the theme of Halloween in a subway tunnel
when the lights are blinking?
Why ask Why? Just kick his A$$.
Tas
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Note 9.152 Why? 152 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Ewok from the Bronx" 19 lines 18-SEP-1993 19:39
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...does my birth certificate say I was born on Holloween?
...does my first name sound like Alien?
...why is my last name evil? (Pagan)
...why was I born 6 pounds, 6 ounces on the 6th day?
...was have I lived on the 13th floor of my bulding all my life?
Makes ya wonder about me eh?
Ewokie
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Note 9.153 Why? 153 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 1 line 18-SEP-1993 21:31
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Why?
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Note 9.154 Why? 154 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 6 lines 18-SEP-1993 22:15
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Why is GAK constantly popping up, you'd think he wants to be a regular
or something
ps. You STILL need a handle
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.155 Why? 155 of 575
LEVVAX::RTR7444 8 lines 19-SEP-1993 01:14
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Why do men (and women) park on driveways?
Why do women (and men) drive on parkways?
But then again, Why ask Why???
HAX
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Note 9.156 Why? 156 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Silly Rabbi, crack is for kids" 23 lines 19-SEP-1993 01:55
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Well let me tell you....
Long ago, people DID drive on diveways, and people DID park on
parkways. Unfortunately, this caused a great deal of problems. You
see, when every one left for work in the mornings, they drove onto the
parkway. It being a parkway, they then parked their car. Then, of
course, they had to walk to work. Subsequently, everyone was getting
to work late. Hours late, in fact. It was just too long a walk to get
to work, then back to your car at the end of the day.
Meanwhile, people were having just as much trouble at their homes.
They would be cruising down their driveways at eighty miles an hour,
then they'd hit their garage. This just wasn't convenient at all,
except for the garage door repairmen, whose businesses were booming.
Then, one day, a well known young man named Bob came up with the
brilliant idea that everyone should drive on the parkways and park on
the driveways.
This went over just great with everyone. No one was late for work,
and no one ran into their garage door any more. Everyone lived happily
ever after.
Except the garage door repairmen.
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Note 9.157 Why? 157 of 575
LEVVAX::JMS3520 "Twang...Twang...Twang" 7 lines 19-SEP-1993 13:58
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HAHAHAHAH!!!! WHy? you may ask?
I just do it for the hell of it!!!
--Phantomstalker
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Note 9.158 Why? 158 of 575
LEVVAX::DED8895 "I wanna smoke somebody tonight ;Q" 16 lines 19-SEP-1993 14:18
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Why, am I so facinated with feeling my nipples?
Why is it that if I'm playing with my left nipple, my right one gets
jealous and I must play with it too?(or vice versa)
Why do I play with my nipples when all it does is make them so sore
that I have to start playing with my bellybutton until it gets sore?
Why do I then check to see if my nipples are unsore yet?
Why am I so horrible at remembering names?
Why is Ewokie leaving Winter Quarter? :(
Roach
;Q
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Note 9.159 Why? 159 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 17 lines 19-SEP-1993 15:17
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Why does is it take so long for me to read everything?
Why can't I think of anything good to ask why about?
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
Why are the people that give you the strangest looks always the
strangest looking people?
Why did I just steal those last two jokes joke?
Why aren't the least people ever put last?
Why is what they taught us in school so very different from what we
learned?
TWINK!
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Note 9.160 Why? 160 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Llama me baby" 16 lines 19-SEP-1993 16:58
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Why am I so fustrated and contemplating leaving Winter Quarter?
Why can't I grow hair on my chest?
Why don't I have a detachable penis?
Why can't I piss and stand?
Why can't I chew gum and walk at the same time?
Why am I so devious?
Ewokie *evil grin*
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Note 9.161 Why? 161 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 68 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:08
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Why does Ewokie think that Pagan means evil when it actually means
something else?
Why don't I have all the Jerry Lewis albums?
Why did I lend out my Kings Missle album to someone notorious for
losing things?
Why can't I put my head all the way between my legs while standing up.
Why DOES Roach play with his nipples?
Why can't I take my mind of my girlfriend Suga-Tush when she is so many
miles away?
Why doesn't anyone answer some of these questions?
Why do you grow eyelashes?
Why do our feet smell?
Why do some people go bald?
Why can't you put your elbow inyour ear?
Why is it that all the people in this world all look human?
Why can't I polymorph into an elephant and run around the campus?
Why aren't we allowed to run around the campus naked?
Why do I have a cold?
Why is this so long?
Why am I still typing?
Why am I not currently typing this while you are reading?
Why do we die?
Why is there spite?
Why aren't there sprites and unicorns and such?
Why do I wish they were still around?.
Why am I still a little kid a heart?
Why do I do things I really don't want to do?
Why is this so long?
Why don't you skip to the next note?
Why are you still reading this?
Why does sex feel so good and getting hit in the head with a baseball
bat feel so bad?
Why ask Why?
Why don't I end now.
-- Sceadeau
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Happy Birthday Father Time!" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:15
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Why , what does Pagan meean? Non religious?
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LEVVAX::JXM6259 "I hate Monkey people" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:23
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I just told you what it means. :)
fnord
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 17:57
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Say it out loud this time.
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.165 Why? 165 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 45 lines 19-SEP-1993 18:01
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Why would someone want a detachable penis?
Why doesn't anyone answer any of our questions!??!?!?
Why is George Carlin so funny?
Why can't I sit still ever?
Why can't I find someone to hate? (not that I need to :> )
Why are there so many fun posts every day?
Why can't anyone fully know me? (including myself)
Why do I forget some people's names so easily?
Why does someone ask what Ewokie's last name means when it's a name?
Why can't I live without money?
Why can't I jump off a building without getting a bruise somewhere?
Why can't I sneak out without getting caught at least 2% of the time?
(before moving out)
Why do they have to lock the buildings at 9pm?
Why do I like Gracie's food sometimes?
Why do I sit here so long sometimes? (besides the fact I get paid)
Why do they pay me to sit on a vax and chat?
Why would I question getting paid?
Why won't you answer any of my stupid idiotic questions?
Why would a guy want to play with his OWN nipples when there are plenty
more out there?
Why doesn't anyone want a cheapo ticket to LA?
Why do organizations ALWAYS take so long?
Black Amethyst
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:02
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Why not?
TWINK!
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LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 19:05
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Here, Here
-- Sceadeau
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LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 21:47
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Where? Where?
TWINK!
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Note 9.169 Why? 169 of 575
LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini is still with us.." 18 lines 19-SEP-1993 22:11
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Why is the RTS bus to the mall always late?
Why don't I get a car?
Why does insurence cost so much?
Why can't I spell words correctly?
Why don't I own a RIT shirt?
Why do I go to the mall every weekend and buy new music?
Why do I ask why?
Why must I try bud dry?
Houdini
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Note 9.170 Why? 170 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 7 lines 19-SEP-1993 22:23
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Why am I posting with really nothing to say?
-- Sceadeau
(It is because I want BloOdShEd to hate me.)
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:19
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Why is the planet called Earth?
BA
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Note 9.172 Why? 172 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 3 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:21
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Because Mars was already taken.
~
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Note 9.173 Why? 173 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 21 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:31
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Why are we born small and grow old and die?
I mean, what if it ran the other way? People were born in graveyards,
formed into corpses of old people, get dug-up, taken to the hospital
and revived, then get younger and younger for years and years until
they got too young to care for themselves at which point they would be
assigned parents to watch over them for the next 18 years or so...
Younger and younger, they would go to school, each grade easier
than the last in order to compensate for the immaturing brain...
finally, the child would be too young to be in school, younger,
younger, then rejoin with its mother, dwindling away like a deflating
balloon to a single cell, which would split apart into it's component
parts which would be received by the respective parents during
conception. The parents would grow younger, marry, and eventually
become too young themselves to survive independant of parents, at which
point THEY would be cared for, and the process would go on.
Geez, that would be weird.
Sol
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Note 9.174 Why? 174 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:36
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didn't that happen in Mork and Mindy?
I mean; Mork had the egg, and this old fat guy came out acting like a
two year old... he had Alzheimers already.
~
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Note 9.175 Why? 175 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:36
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Happened on Star Trek, too... the Animated Series. I always wondered
what it would REALLY be like!
Sol
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Note 9.176 Why? 176 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 2 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:39
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I have to see the animated series... I never saw any of them, even
though they had the guardian of forever in one of them.
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LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:43
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It also happened on RED DWARF, in the third season.
the episode was called BACKWARDS. The entire world ran that way.
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.178 Why? 178 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "TLD=~" 4 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:45
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why are there no more new posts here to read? I'll have to go
somewhere else...
~
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Note 9.179 Why? 179 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:46
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Why am I posting as if I am on LSD?
(there)
Sol
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Note 9.180 Why? 180 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:49
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whis is sol on lsd and sitting in my lab???
the mad hatter
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Note 9.181 Why? 181 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:50
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Why does Mad Hatter object to me smoking LSD in his lab? (Like he
never does it)
Sol
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Note 9.182 Why? 182 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 19-SEP-1993 23:57
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because you don't SMOKE lsd....
fools.... :)
the mad hatter
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Note 9.183 Why? 183 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:16
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Why are'nt you on LSD? Then you wouldn't have to fake it! ;>
Black Amethyst
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Note 9.184 Why? 184 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:36
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How do YOU know!??! Maybe HE smokes LSD...geez, just cuz no one else
does...eheh
Smoke this...
Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;>
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Note 9.185 Why? 185 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:56
-< black amethyst/gerrit/gak/ba/viper's fang/carrot/psychotic demon >-
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why does the guy with the really long name reply to his own messages?
the mad hatter
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Note 9.186 Why? 186 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:57
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I reply to my own message? I reply to yours!
Why do people confuse me?
Why do I get people confused?
Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;>
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Note 9.187 Why? 187 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 00:58
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Why does everyone thing I have a LONG handle?
(I don't...i have 7 different handles..eheh)
Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;>
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Note 9.188 Why? 188 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 03:00
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Whi is the Joker encouraging people to post just to make mayh life a
living hell? Isn't the hell I create for myself enuff? Noooooo...yhou
have tto manufacture some more for me...god, I'm tired...I will not
stop....guess I'm gonna miss my Eng Lish COmposoition class
tomorrow...oh well...anhthing for LEvitu.
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.189 Why? 189 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 03:04
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Why ammpt sleeoping...not sleeping, for those of you who didnt
udnerstand the first one..as my fingers frefuse to hit teh delete
button..oh,w erll thats life...
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.190 Why? 190 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 08:19
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Why are you staying up so late just to read all of them!?
Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;>
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Note 9.191 Why? 191 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 11 lines 20-SEP-1993 09:03
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Why ask why?
Why bud dry?
Why not Coors?
Why not Budweiser?
Why not anything else?
Black Amethyst/Gerrit/GAK/BA/Viper's Fang/Carrot/Psychotic Demon ;>
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Note 9.192 Why? 192 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Hi. I'm Chandra. :)" 18 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:03
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Why do I?
Why did I get drunk this weekend? :)
Why did I enjoy getting drunk this weekend?
Why ask why? :)
Why are my armpit hairs curly?
Why aren't they straight?
Why do I miss Dr. Who?
Sherm
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Note 9.193 Why? 193 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Being held hostage by Ewok. Help" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:17
-< Victa, look at him. He's drunk >-
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Why did I miss Sherm getting drunk? That must have been funny. Ya
JERK! :)
Tas
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Note 9.194 Why? 194 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Hi. I'm Chandra. :)" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:32
-< *burp* >-
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Actually, it was kinda funny. You hadda be dere.
Sherm
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Note 9.195 Why? 195 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The light bringer" 2 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:34
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Note 9.196 Why? 196 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 11:41
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re:.190 I have no idea why I'm staying up so late, but I stayed up
until 4:05, and crashed right away. I finished all the notes! Three
hours just for LEV, everything else took about under a half hour or
so...
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.197 Why? 197 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "It's time for a GAK attack" 16 lines 20-SEP-1993 12:08
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Why is my dog balding?
Why is George Burns still alive?
Why am I not in class?
Why does January get to be the first month?
Why doesn't anyone ever look the way models for posters do?
Why?
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.198 Why? 198 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go Away!" 7 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:01
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Why ask why ask why.
Ewokie
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Note 9.199 Why? 199 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "The Dali Llama" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:02
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onacana you just gotta ask. Why do you ask?
-jd
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Note 9.200 Why? 200 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go Away!" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:15
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Why must there always be pain and suffering?
Ewokie
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Note 9.201 Why? 201 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 9 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:27
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Why did my favorite bra just break on me?
Why am I telling you guys this?
Liz
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Note 9.202 Why? 202 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:30
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Why is Liz setting herself up to testosterones?
Ewoki
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Note 9.203 Why? 203 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 10 lines 20-SEP-1993 13:36
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Why did BloOdShEd finish his notes in one day? We should have doubled
the amount of notes and watch BloOdShEd stumble thru the notes like he
did at 3 a.m.
Why was I not able to escape Phantomstalker's capture of my true
identity? Should have been faster!
Why can't Liz and Dragon Strike figure out who I am yet?
The Joker
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Note 9.204 Why? 204 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:11
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If you had doubled the notes, I would have been here till 7 a.m., and
trust me, it wouldn't have been a pretty sight.
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.205 Why? 205 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:16
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Why would we double the notes?
Ewokie
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Note 9.206 Why? 206 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:31
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To make people suffer...why else?
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.207 Why? 207 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 14 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:42
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Why must we cause pain?
Why can't fido fetch?
Why can't I lipread Lassie?
Why does Gumby get me bent out of shape?
Why does Sceadeau wear black? To impress Suga-tush?
Ewokie
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Note 9.208 Why? 208 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:42
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No, no... LEVers don't post to make others suffer... they post because
they are enthusiastic, and want the whole world to share in that
enthusiasm. Get it right!
Sol
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Note 9.209 Why? 209 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:43
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LEVers post not to make othrs suffer. That's right. My mistake. They
post to help other people learn how to cope with their suffering
feelings.
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.210 Why? 210 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:44
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Yeah! Now yer gettin' it!
Aren't you grateful?
Sol
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Note 9.211 Why? 211 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:44
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Why do Liz and Ewokie taunt us with stories of broken brassiers and
trips to Victorias Secret and Fredricks of Hollywood?
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Note 9.212 Why? 212 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 14:45
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Because Liz and Ewokie want to be in every guys' minds when tehy make
their daily trip to the bathroom and do their hand exercise.
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.213 Why? 213 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Get away from me Creep!" 11 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:10
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I'm sorry, but there are devices now!
Sheesh!
Why would anyone say such a thing?
Ewokie
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Note 9.214 Why? 214 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "It's time for a GAK attack" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:12
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Why couldn't you let me ponder upon that for a while?
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.215 Why? 215 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Hey Tas...want a balloon?" 9 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:17
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Why does Pokey resemble Sceadeau?
Why am I broke?
Ewokie
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Note 9.216 Why? 216 of 575
LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Escape from the water torture cell." 9 lines 20-SEP-1993 15:34
-< WHY ASK WHY? - (Try BUD DRY.) >-
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Why is Ewokie broke?
Why I am asking?
Why is the sky blue?
Why is there ham in everything at Gracies?
Houdini
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Note 9.217 Why? 217 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 9 lines 20-SEP-1993 16:12
-< ?YHW >-
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Why is the sky green?
Why do rocks float?
Why does water run uphill?
And why am I living in a world of my own?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.218 Why? 218 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 11 lines 20-SEP-1993 17:03
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Why won't my bra fit?
Why are my pantees (sp?) to small?
Why does it go up my butt?
Why do people think I am psychotic?
Why would you think I was lying? ;>
GAK
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Note 9.219 Why? 219 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "coed naked vax" 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 18:47
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why are some people really getting on my nerves as of late?
(I haven't made any reference to anyone here, so don't go
and get all hot and bothered because chances are that I am
not talking about you anyway!)
Pook
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Note 9.220 Why? 220 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 8 lines 20-SEP-1993 19:57
-< now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! >-
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Why does Gabe wonder why we taunt him (and all you others) so?
'Cuz we are Wenches.... and that is what Wenches do best!!!!!
Liz
Certified Wench
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Note 9.221 Why? 221 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 20:45
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Why do I feel depressed?
GAK
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Note 9.222 Why? 222 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 21:30
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Why is GAK my roommate?
TWINK!
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Note 9.223 Why? 223 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 22:08
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so then you should know WHY he's so depressed :)
J
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Note 9.224 Why? 224 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 6 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:00
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no, he was at work...i stopped being depressed when he decided to leave
and go to Watson UCC and meet Bloodshed(sorry, needs caps), and the
others..so I went too. Anywayz, now I am normal (or as normal as I
get)
GAK
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Note 9.225 Why? 225 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Just call me Shade" 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:25
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Why do we all put our handles at the bottom of our notes? We all know
by now who we are by the username.
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.226 Why? 226 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 3 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:27
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I don't.
TPW4968
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Note 9.227 Why? 227 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 5 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:27
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Not all of us....
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.228 Why? 228 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 4 lines 20-SEP-1993 23:30
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Well, with handles at the bottom of our notes...as far as mine goes,
its redundant cuz of how i was named.
GAK
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Note 9.229 Why? 229 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 4 lines 21-SEP-1993 08:21
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Why am I bouncing? 'Cuz I'm a Tigger, and dat's what Tiggers do
best.
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Note 9.230 Why? 230 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Eat Shit!" 22 lines 21-SEP-1993 11:18
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Why am I so tired of it all?
Why does nothing move the blob?
Why is beer and homework a good combination?
Why am I so achy from karate class?
Why do I feel like I have so much to do and so little time to do it?
Why can't I get cheesecake?
Why did Joe leave on the Llama stampede, I mean, why couldn't he stay
around a little longer?
Why don't I know what Goofy is? Is he a dog or what?
Ewokie
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Note 9.231 Why? 231 of 575
LEVVAX::PAL8594 "thanks for being you!" 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 11:20
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why do i have this stupid computer lit. class?
why am I using vax while I should be doing homework?
why is it cold outside?
sigh...
Smiley
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Note 9.232 Why? 232 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Just call me Shade" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 11:22
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Why is Smiley's username so nice (PAL)?
Why do I feel a need to ask a what question in the why section?
What _is_ goofY?
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.233 Why? 233 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 11:29
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Why is this such a great topic?
Why am I actually using Ross UCC to be on the VAX?
Why is the VAX so slow?
GAK
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Note 9.234 Why? 234 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 11:41
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Goofy, in the original Disney Flicks, was called "Dippy Dog." I guess
he WAS a dog.
Why is money green?
Why is Green Lothlorn's Favorite Color?
Sol
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Note 9.235 Why? 235 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 15 lines 21-SEP-1993 13:39
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Why is water called water?
Why can't I fly?
Why would lots of people be highly pissed if I cut my hair as short as
Sceadeau?
Why won't Lea do me that favor?
Why can't I be 6 ft. tall?
Ewokie
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Note 9.236 Why? 236 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 9 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:17
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>Why can't I be 6 ft. tall?
>
>
>Ewokie
because then you'd be Wookie (Chewbacca)! :)
Pook
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Note 9.237 Why? 237 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Twisted!" 11 lines 21-SEP-1993 14:21
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I love Chewie!!!!!!!
Why can't Cree just be happy that he's my official time keeper?
Ewokie
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Note 9.238 Why? 238 of 575
LEVVAX::IEJ7465 7 lines 21-SEP-1993 15:25
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why am i laughing at the notes!?
why am i asking those questions why?
why can't i think!?
pd
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Note 9.239 Why? 239 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Cree...Cree...What about me?" 16 lines 21-SEP-1993 15:34
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Why did the Mad Hatter fail his test?
Why did Sherm gross me out big time?
Why was Tas holding someone's underwear last night?
Why haven't I seen Liz?
Why haven't I met Sandi yet?
Why does it hurt to have nude pictures of your mom?
Ewokie
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Note 9.240 Why? 240 of 575
LEVVAX::CMK3355 8 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:24
-< What the %$#@*&! >-
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Why wear underwear at all?
Why don't we use lambskin anymore?
Why should anyone answer these questions?
-Trout
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Note 9.241 Why? 241 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "The Real Me" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 16:41
-< Just confusing the Joker. >-
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Why do I have a bald head?
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.242 Why? 242 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 11 lines 21-SEP-1993 17:02
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Why are my feet too big?
Why am I so homesick and lonely?
Why do I have hair on my head?
Why is it brown?
Why does it fly everywhere?
GAK
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Note 9.243 Why? 243 of 575
LEVVAX::JXM6259 "May we all live in peas" 13 lines 21-SEP-1993 17:27
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Why are there people still replying to their own notes?
Why does Lev seem to be one big clique?
Why do all us labbies get new account for work now? (COOL!)
Why does Ewokie only stick small things in her nose? (Right Jamin?)
Why is Gannett lab so cool now? I feel like I'm in another room.
fnord
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Note 9.244 Why? 244 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 14 lines 21-SEP-1993 17:47
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Why is fnord picking on me :)
Why is toast equivalent to sex?
Why am I out of Q-tips?
Why do they call 'em ribbed, when there are no ribs to be seen?
Why is it my job to protect *heh heh heh*
Ewokie, Defender of all "OH NO!"
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Note 9.245 Why? 245 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Where's the toast?" 3 lines 21-SEP-1993 18:14
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Why do so many people want to know what squicking is?
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Note 9.246 Why? 246 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 5 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:27
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Why is it that fnord thinks Gannett is so cool? (cold?)
Why doesn't everyone know what squicking is?
Gerrit
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Note 9.247 Why? 247 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "To all the boys I've loved before" 6 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:30
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Why won't fnord give me any more blood stained fries for my nose.
Ewokie
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Note 9.248 Why? 248 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 5 lines 21-SEP-1993 19:46
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Why won't fnord eat any blood stained fries?
Why does Ewokie like to bleed her nose with fries?
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gotta let go" 8 lines 22-SEP-1993 07:14
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Why does Pluto let Goofy walk him?
Why doesn't Pluto get to walk upright and dress snappy like Goofy?
Why do I care?
-jd
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Note 9.250 Why? 250 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Be one with yourself" 8 lines 22-SEP-1993 13:09
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Why did a certain someone delete a post before I could read it?
Why is Phantomstalker looking at his terminal with a dead serious look?
Ewokie
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Note 9.251 Why? 251 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:18
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Maybe he knows something that you don't?
The Joker
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Note 9.252 Why? 252 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "WENCH!!!" 11 lines 22-SEP-1993 16:58
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Why is my sketchbook missing? (Have any of you guys seen it? It's a
black hardcover sketchbook with lots of sketches of cheesy looking
jewelry ideas in it)
Why does my head hurt?
Why am I sitting here squirming instead of going to the ladies room?
Liz
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Note 9.253 Why? 253 of 575
LEVVAX::RTR7444 11 lines 24-SEP-1993 19:33
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Why must everybody else support the fallacy that there conference is
superior to LEV_SOCIETY?
Why did Barney have to be created?
Why did Gracie's serve green bannanas and then try to deny it?
Why do Beavis and Butthead epitomize stupidity? (Need I ask?)
HAX
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Note 9.254 Why? 254 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 14 lines 24-SEP-1993 19:39
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Why does someone actually think there is a better conference than this?
Why don't I have a clue which one they are talking about?
Why isn't ETRigan and TWINK back yet?
Why does Gracie's like to lie?
Why isn't Barney dead yet?
Why does Barney regenerate?
Gerrit
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Note 9.255 Why? 255 of 575
LEVVAX::JEB6240 "I'M BORED, ARENT I?" 13 lines 25-SEP-1993 09:35
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Why is there a confrence named 'Why'?
Why is today Saturday?
Why is the sky blue, when it is black when we go further?
Why do we all have classes at day not night?
Why does space go on and on?
Why are there so many unanswered questions?
BUCKY the DISTINGUISHED KID
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Note 9.256 Why? 256 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 19 lines 25-SEP-1993 20:36
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Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay?
Why do they fall in love?
Why does Tas look about ready to kill me?
Why is Cree so happy to have his name on his mailbox?
Why didn't Gerrit get his paycheck?
Why did Cav break my back with his bear hug?
Why ask why?
Ewokie
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Note 9.257 Why? 257 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "We're off to NeverNeverLand" 8 lines 25-SEP-1993 20:41
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> Why does Tas look about ready to kill me?
Called lack of sleep, Silly Little Bear. :)
Why am I lacking sleep?
Why did those two little hellions have to visit this weekend? UGH! :)
Tas
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Note 9.258 Why? 258 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 9 lines 25-SEP-1993 20:44
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Why do my socks feel so starchy?
Why do I look like I'm 12 years old?
Ewokie
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Note 9.259 Why? 259 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 10 lines 25-SEP-1993 21:10
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Why am I not writing up my lab?
Why does Ewokie float?
Why don't I fly?
Do pigs really live in trees?
-jd
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Note 9.260 Why? 260 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 10 lines 25-SEP-1993 22:15
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Why was Tas laughing at me just because I took a 3 hour break instead
of a little half hour break?
Why did my teacher want to call in the men in the white coats when I
tried to "hook" her as an excuse as to why I wasn't in class? (I plead
not guilty by reason of insanity)
J
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Note 9.261 Why? 261 of 575
LEVVAX::PGA0625 "Jane... stop this crazy thing!!" 23 lines 26-SEP-1993 00:09
-< The best of "Why?" >-
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"Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?"
Why does Hawaii have an interstate?
Why do some people scream, "Deeper!" during sex? (If someone says
deeper they better want philosophy :)
Why are they televising the music revolution?
Why me?
Why is Barney so hated? (And Why did Charles Barkley have to
humiliate him in a game of one-on-one?)
Why is Robert Kincaid's pick-up named Harry? Why not Foot-umsch?
Why is that side kick from Conan O'Brien so keyed up on mints?
Why is Serbia bidding for the 2004 Olympics?
Why are there only 5 levels of drinking (well, 6 if you live in a
trailer park)?
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Note 9.262 Why? 262 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Black Amethyst" 15 lines 26-SEP-1993 00:35
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Why is the VAX going down in 20 minutes again?
Why does Ewokie think she looks 12?
Why do humming-birds stop in mid-air?
Why have I never seen Barney 'cept being blown up?
Why do people like hitting me?
Why don't the people who are supposed to pay me respond to my mail? Gee
Why Try Bud Dry?
Gerrit
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Note 9.263 Why? 263 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 5 lines 26-SEP-1993 16:32
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Why not do the duck?
Ewokie
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Note 9.264 Why? 264 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "We're off to NeverNeverLand" 9 lines 26-SEP-1993 17:36
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Cause when you bend over, they might see the quack in yer butt.
Why did Cree 'break in' the 24 hour desk with a fart?
Why didn't I steal skip's puppy, Nippy?
Why am I planning to do the above as we speak? :)
Tas
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Note 9.265 Why? 265 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 26-SEP-1993 17:40
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Why am I doing this instead of my homework?
TWINK!
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Note 9.266 Why? 266 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 26-SEP-1993 18:38
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Why is TWINK doing this instead of his laundry? :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.267 Why? 267 of 575
LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 3 lines 26-SEP-1993 19:09
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Why did i decide to rename Nippy to Skunky? :)
-me
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LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Kender Valkyries from Outer Space!" 7 lines 26-SEP-1993 20:38
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Why did my wig go airborne last night at Rocky? (I thought it was on
tighter!)
Liz
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Note 9.269 Why? 269 of 575
LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 8 lines 27-SEP-1993 01:39
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why do i have a harder time being with someone than before when nothing
bad happened?
why do people ask why questions?
why do i care so much about someone i dont know so well?
THE DISTINGUISHED KID
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Note 9.270 Why? 270 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Butt-Munch" 19 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:22
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Why is Gerrit so cocky :)
Why did Liz's wig go airborne?
Why did mad hatter get a surprise phone call :)
Why didn't Tas and mad hatter do the physics they were supposed to?
Why didn't I tell anyone that phantomstalker was really a girl?
Why did Cree baptize the 24 hour desk?
Why wouldn't Skip let me talk to Nippy? (he's asleep...)
Ewokie
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Note 9.271 Why? 271 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 14 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:49
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Why doesn't Ewok know why I am so cocky? :>
Why is Liz bald? :)
Why is my watch all scraped up?
Why did I actually get up to my alarm clock?
Why did I keep Tim up as I coughed all night? (?)
Why doesn't ETRigan LOVE his Pizza Box?
Gerrit
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Note 9.272 Why? 272 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Mofoogly" 10 lines 27-SEP-1993 09:58
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Why won't the Pillsbury Dough Man be my buddy?
Whoo Hoo!
Ewokie
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Note 9.273 Why? 273 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 14:39
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Why didn't Skip leave his little hook family reunion in my mailfolder
so I could molest them?
J
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Note 9.274 Why? 274 of 575
LEVVAX::KAB8121 "WINDOWS TO THE SOUL" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 15:47
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why do we have to put with lust.. even when nothing is there for you
do about it..?
why do we have such an obsession over colognes and perfumes?
vampy..
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Note 9.275 Why? 275 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 15:50
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Why don't I have cheesecake when I really want it?
Ewokie
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Note 9.276 Why? 276 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 6 lines 27-SEP-1993 18:17
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Why don't I have a gun to shoot Tas?
:)
Why don't I just use a cattleprod.
The White Ninja
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Note 9.277 Why? 277 of 575
LEVVAX::IEJ7465 "Comawhn!!" 9 lines 27-SEP-1993 18:52
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why do we complain?
why do we care?
why do we worry?
why do we hate?
why do we want to know why?
til later - why? cuz i wanna get off!
pd
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Note 9.278 Why? 278 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 6 lines 28-SEP-1993 00:08
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Why doesn't it take more than 5 minutes...?
Ewokie
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Note 9.279 Why? 279 of 575
LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 4 lines 28-SEP-1993 10:16
-< can it unfreeze? >-
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why did hell freeze...
(for whoever knows what I'm talking about)
THE DISTINGUISHED KID
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Note 9.280 Why? 280 of 575
LEVVAX::IEJ7465 "Comawhn!!" 4 lines 28-SEP-1993 15:20
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hey bucky... hell will never freeze so the game will still be on! I
will choose to freeze it.
til later - pd
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Note 9.281 Why? 281 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 30 lines 28-SEP-1993 15:55
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Why should we all smile?
Why is does my sci. tech. values class bore me?
Why is the girl next to my sucking on a blow pop?
Why is the lab almost empty? Except for the girl next to me, with the
nice butt.
Why should I attempt to graduate college?
Why does society place such a priority on physical appearance?
Why do I not care, although I'm wearing a nice pull-over sweater?
Why have I not written to the girl I know in Illinios who likes me?
Why does she like me?
Why is the labbie trying to fix the labbie's moniter?
Why do hearing people seem to get pissed when deaf people shout?
Why do deaf people seem to get pissed when you shine a light in there
face?
Why do I wish I was a blow pop?
The White Ninja
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Note 9.282 Why? 282 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 12 lines 28-SEP-1993 17:23
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Why don't we all smile ALL the time?
Why don't you become a blow pop?
Why am I sitting here in the Ross lab for no reason?
Why am I so tired?
Why?
Gerrit
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Note 9.283 Why? 283 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 8 lines 28-SEP-1993 19:33
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Why am I _still_ broke and bitter?
Ewokie
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Note 9.284 Why? 284 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 28-SEP-1993 20:40
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Ninja probably wants to be a blow pop so the cute girl with the nice
butt would be sucking on HIM instead of a stupid lollipop.. :)
J
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Note 9.285 Why? 285 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 22 lines 28-SEP-1993 20:42
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Why am I sick?
Why does my boss insist on being a prick when I call in, which is
hardly ever compared to everyone else?
Why am I comteplating running through my backyard naked in the rain?
Why didn't I pay heed to the label on the paint thinner can?
Why are there so many morons in this world?
Why does it seem like that Sherm and I have bumped into half of them?
:) Where's the thunderstorm?
Why is Ewokie all sick and alone? Where is her slave when she needs
him?
Why does the NyQuil bottle have a label that reads "Do not take
standing up." ?
Why does it also say one shouldn't take more than one dose at a time?
It couldn't be that ba...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Note 9.286 Why? 286 of 575
LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 5 lines 28-SEP-1993 23:43
-< NO FREEZING THERE! >-
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why does pd think hell wont freeze and she can freeze it whenever
she wants...heh i dont think she ever will becuase she wont ever
get to be where she wants to let hell freeze
THE DISTINGUISHED KID
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Note 9.287 Why? 287 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 29-SEP-1993 08:08
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why has my economics teacher spent several days explaining linear
relationships and what y=mx+b mean? i learned this stuff in 6th
grade.....
the mad hatter
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Note 9.288 Why? 288 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 8 lines 29-SEP-1993 08:49
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Well, I know the boredom well, but just figure it's a good chance
to take a well-deserved rest. You gotta remember that not everybody
came outta hs with their faculties completely intact, let alone a solid
basic education. I get to listen to a lotta s*&$ I already know, it's a
good to release you're mind, relax and float downstream (to paraphrase
john lennon - I forget his exact words).
-jd
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Note 9.289 Why? 289 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 09:00
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...float downstream...and proceed to fall asleep in class....
the mad hatter
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Note 9.290 Why? 290 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Not Guilty" 3 lines 29-SEP-1993 09:34
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(shhh...don't wake him!) :)
-jd
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Note 9.291 Why? 291 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:17
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Why am I so attracted to magnets?
Ewokie
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Note 9.292 Why? 292 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Azul Palido" 14 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:29
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Why do my eyes hurt?
Why does the world suck?
Why do certain individuals hold grudges against people they do not
know? Talk about close-mindedness.
Why did I SLAM! (duh dud uh dud uh) moronman? :)
Sherm
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Note 9.293 Why? 293 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 14 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:30
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Why does Ewokie like magnets so much?
Why do they fly at her all the time? :>
Why do I bump into Sherm every two min?
Why am I on the VAX when I have three free hours?
Why don't some of these new computers in here work?
Why didn't Ewokie slap me around yet? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.294 Why? 294 of 575
LEVVAX::TMR3915 "The White Ninja" 8 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:30
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Why is Ewokie so paranoid about how she looks, ever since I took her to
get her braces today.
(You like beautiful, darling) Just imagine that with Billy Crystal's
imposed accent. :)
The White Ninja
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Note 9.295 Why? 295 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 21 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:44
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:)
Why don't I believe Ninja?
Why do I wish I had some pliers?
Why can't I wait to slap Gerrit? :)
Why don't I have an epilady?
Why do people talk about other people behind their backs? I thought
they were mature...
Why do I know many morons?
Ewokie
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Note 9.296 Why? 296 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 12:49
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Why does Ewokie know me? :> (eheh)
Why do I keep going through the same subs over and over again while
still online? :>
Why do I sit in Ross with NO music playin...:(
Gerrit
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Note 9.297 Why? 297 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh Fantasy.... FREE ME!" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:19
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Why are both the men I am interested in already taken?
Sigh.
Liz
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Note 9.298 Why? 298 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 6 lines 29-SEP-1993 17:30
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Why would anyone want an epilady? I've seen them used as close combat
weapons.
Why is there an entire race named after Sol on one of my tapes?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.299 Why? 299 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 9 lines 29-SEP-1993 21:04
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Re. #297--
That's the way life goes. If I could count the number of women
I've been interested in that had SO's it would take all my toes and
fingers combined, plus a couple more limbs to tally them all up.
--Cav
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Note 9.300 Why? 300 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My Name Is Mud!" 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 01:02
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Why did Punky Brewster have the name Punky?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 5 lines 30-SEP-1993 01:37
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Why does my roomie's bird keep flying over to my head?
*gimmie that shoe!*
-Skip
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LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 4 lines 30-SEP-1993 10:36
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Why do I always remember something else I forgot when I get a few
spare minutes?
-jd
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Note 9.303 Why? 303 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 11 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:17
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Why did Skunky have to go?
Why does my head, ears and neck hurt (along with my mouth?)
Why am I gonna stay in my room all day, starving, no tv, just hugging
myself and chewing aspirins?
Ewokie
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Note 9.304 Why? 304 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 11 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:20
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Why is Liz in such a bad situation?
Why is it that the person I am interested in the most lives the
farthest from here?
Why doesn't Ewokie leave her room?
Why am I so "open-minded"? (As some people say...whatever)
Gerrit
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Note 9.305 Why? 305 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 7 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:24
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Why can't I kill?
Ewokie
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Note 9.306 Why? 306 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 30-SEP-1993 11:37
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why didn't Ewokie call me when she wanted to chew on aspirin? when she
KNOWS how much I enjoy that..
Why didn't the people at the admissions desk like my HIP means VIP
joke?
J
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Note 9.307 Why? 307 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 16 lines 30-SEP-1993 12:09
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Hahhahhahah Oh God! Me and Jenn had some really fun times living
together!
Why didn't I call Jenn? She is the most notorious aspirin chewer in
the west.
Why not HIP! Fist class treatment?
Why not fungus and crusty cheese?
Ewokie
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Note 9.308 Why? 308 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "A 6ULDV8" 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 14:22
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Mmm.... aspirin. That tastes about as good as donkey snot. Now
Advil, there's something you can sink your teeth into.
--Cav
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Note 9.309 Why? 309 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 5 lines 30-SEP-1993 16:15
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Ibuprofen...all the way!
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Note 9.310 Why? 310 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Gotta Boogie on my finger...." 13 lines 30-SEP-1993 16:16
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Why would someone eat donkey not :) (laughed about that for a good few
minutes...)
Why doesn't Scrappy Doo get any respect?
Why is the pillsbury boy always saying "Whoo hoo"
Why am I so paranoid, that I think canned laughter is laughing at me?
Ewokie
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Note 9.311 Why? 311 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 33 lines 30-SEP-1993 17:27
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Why are some people so paranoid? :>
Why doesn't Ewokie like canned laughter laughing at her?
Why don't i know the meaning of life?
Why won't I ever know it?
Why is chewing on aspirin so exciting?
Why don't I just walk home for the weekend?
Why do I annoy people sometimes when I don't mean to?
Why did the pillsbury dough boy sentence get me to laugh? He-he! :)
(One of my best friends back home, Kent pokes me and i do that :) )
Why is there three rolls of masking tape sitting right next to me?
Why don't we make a mask out of it?
Why isn't Sherm at Ritz yet?
Why do I have to stay here when everyone's havin fun at the Ritz?
Why do I keep making this post longer?
Why do I want to stop?
Why?
Gerrit
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Note 9.312 Why? 312 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 14 lines 30-SEP-1993 19:41
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Why won't the aspirin's work?
Why won't anyone hire me to mow the lawn?
Why did fnord run down the hall after that little comment?
Why is "cryin" such an awesome song! One of my favorites!
Why is the singer's mouth so big?
Ewokie
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LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 20:28
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Why did Ewokie leave that damn boogie on her finger for so long?
>Why didn't she just wipe it off?
-jd :)
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 30-SEP-1993 20:37
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Why?
'cause I got a boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off....
Ewokie
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Note 9.315 Why? 315 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "vow to endeavor to persevere" 6 lines 30-SEP-1993 20:44
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Geez, woman! Use a kleenex!
Hell use your shirt.
No! not MY shirt!
Damn!
jd
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Note 9.316 Why? 316 of 575
LEVVAX::MTH2909 "Degrade the Hearing Environment!" 9 lines 1-OCT-1993 00:12
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Why upset over words?
Why me?
Why won't you stick your business in the toes?
-Sleepy sees something up.
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Note 9.317 Why? 317 of 575
LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 5 lines 1-OCT-1993 07:49
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Why am I wearing an arm brace?
Why does "another one ride the bus"?
-Dank
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Note 9.318 Why? 318 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 8 lines 1-OCT-1993 13:58
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Why am I sittin here in LEV again? :>
Why doesn't Ewokie mow the lawn for free? (eheh, ya right)
Why am I not happier today?
Gerrit
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Note 9.319 Why? 319 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 11 lines 1-OCT-1993 14:28
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Why does Greg have an arm brace?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing so gay?
Why is Mr. Frump in an iron lung?
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Note 9.320 Why? 320 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 7 lines 1-OCT-1993 16:24
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why won't I even comment on Greg wearing an arm brace? :)
spank spank spank
why is Sleepy so eager to "degrade the Hearing Environment"?
what did *we* do?
Pook
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 1-OCT-1993 17:14
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Why is anyone so quick to degrade anyone else?
Ewokie
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Note 9.322 Why? 322 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 7 lines 1-OCT-1993 18:17
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Good question.
Liz
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Note 9.323 Why? 323 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 4 lines 2-OCT-1993 11:56
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Why is there ANY degrading here?
Gerrit
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Note 9.324 Why? 324 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 2-OCT-1993 13:17
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why do people bother to play outdoor sports in Rochester when the
weather usually cancels it?
J
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Note 9.325 Why? 325 of 575
LEVVAX::GPD5545 "Love makes the world go 'round" 6 lines 3-OCT-1993 21:12
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Why did I agree to go climb a mountain?
God, I'm sore......
OUch.
-Dank
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Note 9.326 Why? 326 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 3-OCT-1993 21:43
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Why don't the hungry hippo's eat just anything?
Ewokie
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Note 9.327 Why? 327 of 575
LEVVAX::MTH2909 "Degrade the Hearing Environment!" 10 lines 4-OCT-1993 00:48
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What did *you* do?
Why do the hearing people use the hearing environment to oppress Deaf
World?
-Sleepy asks later.
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Note 9.328 Why? 328 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 4-OCT-1993 01:57
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Why do hearing people think that the Deaf are oppressive...and vice
versa...
Ewokie
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Note 9.329 Why? 329 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Cocky Gerrit" 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 08:17
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Why do people opress eachother?
Why do people like to post WHY's on the pub door?
Why am I alive still?
Gerrit
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Note 9.330 Why? 330 of 575
LEVVAX::BRC8940 "Houdini" 3 lines 4-OCT-1993 10:52
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Why do fools fall in love?
Houdini
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Note 9.331 Why? 331 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 7 lines 4-OCT-1993 11:15
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The real question is:
Who falls in love?
Fools.
Tas
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Note 9.332 Why? 332 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 14 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:02
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why can't sleepy just shut up and stop bringing his problems with deaf
and hearing people into our happy little conference?
Why does it have to rain all the time?
Why is it so windy?
How does the wind come straight out of the front of Ellingson when you
are walking across the quad????
why can't SOMEONE relax and stop being so miserable?
J
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Note 9.333 Why? 333 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 13 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:09
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why isn't anyone posting? It's raining out. You would have thought
all of you idiots wouldn't have felt like walkting to class in the
rain.
why does that last comment sound confusing to me?
why won't sherm talk to me?
why is he huffing and puffing and sighing and slamming things around
and banging the keys really hard???
J
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Note 9.334 Why? 334 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 10 lines 4-OCT-1993 12:28
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Why do some people overgeneralize completely? (I'm sorry, but if I am
opressing someone, hearing or deaf, please let me know.)
Why do I bother?
Liz
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Note 9.335 Why? 335 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 5 lines 4-OCT-1993 13:08
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You opress me. But I like it. :)
--Cav
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Note 9.336 Why? 336 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 2 lines 4-OCT-1993 13:32
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"'help - 'help! I'm being repressed!"
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Note 9.337 Why? 337 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 10 lines 4-OCT-1993 16:10
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Why couldn't I turn Jenn on?
...was the major disgusting fart of the day not passed by the
flatulence God? (must be losing your touch...)
...do I stink as a ventroliquist?
Ewokie
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Note 9.338 Why? 338 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 9 lines 4-OCT-1993 16:37
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RE: .336
"...come see the violence inherent in the system...help help i'm being
'repressed...come see the violence inherent in the system..."
the mad hatter
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Note 9.339 Why? 339 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 3 lines 4-OCT-1993 17:04
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...do I feel like I have been punched in the stomach and kicked in
the groin simultaneously?
Pook
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Note 9.340 Why? 340 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 18:11
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...why does my mom continue to believe that cats are evil?
Ewokie
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Note 9.341 Why? 341 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 4-OCT-1993 19:29
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because they are... come to my room and you will see why I feel that
way
J
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Note 9.342 Why? 342 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 17 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:32
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Why did my mom interrupt Jenn and her honeybuns while they were
scrumping?
...is this labbie laughing?
...is Panus such a....well...panus?
...why does the new me feel wonderful
Ewokie
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Note 9.343 Why? 343 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "BLAH BLAH BLAH My soul to keep..." 3 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:35
-< ???? >-
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Why do I always feel like I'm left out?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.344 Why? 344 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 5 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:37
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Why can't I see the crack of dawn?
Ewokie
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Note 9.345 Why? 345 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 9 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:41
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Maybe Dawn doesn't want you to see her crack.
Why do I have to work when evreyone else is eating?
Why is the Memorial Art Gallery open on Thursday (the one day I can go
and do my Visual Arts assignments)?
TWINK!
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Note 9.346 Why? 346 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 16 lines 4-OCT-1993 20:43
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Why can't I find a battery for Twink to choke on?
...I play with knives?
...do my parents have a life aside from me.
...is the labbie feeling me up?
...did I drink that god awful concoction at dinner?
Ewokie
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Note 9.347 Why? 347 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 4 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:33
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Why does my whole life seem as though it suddenly went to hell in a
handbasket?
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Note 9.348 Why? 348 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 8 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:35
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...is it that when you desperately need a flashlight, you find one with
the batteries dead.
Ewokie
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Note 9.349 Why? 349 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:38
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because I took them for my walkman
J
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Note 9.350 Why? 350 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:39
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Why do birds sing so gay?
Ewokie
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Note 9.351 Why? 351 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:39
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because they're stupid and they don't know any better :)
J
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Note 9.352 Why? 352 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 4-OCT-1993 21:40
-< cuz I'm smart >-
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Why couldn't I live with Jenn again....
Ewokie
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Note 9.353 Why? 353 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 14 lines 5-OCT-1993 01:29
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Why did Ewokie drink that god-awful concoction at dinner?
Why do people keep posting the lyrics to "Why do fools fall in love"?
Why is the sky blue, and not puke green?
Why did I call TWINK! at 11:47 and wake him up, just so I could play "Dead
Puppies" for him?
Why am I so tired? oh yeah, it's 1:33.
Why.
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.354 Why? 354 of 575
LEVVAX::EMW2148 "BloOdShEd" 4 lines 5-OCT-1993 03:59
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Why is you know who in Lev?
BloOdShEd
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Note 9.355 Why? 355 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 7 lines 5-OCT-1993 07:11
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Why do fools fall in LEV?
"Why am I not Surprised? I think I'm gonna have a heart-attack from not
surprise!" -Iago
-jd
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Note 9.356 Why? 356 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 22 lines 5-OCT-1993 08:00
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Why do I now only get on to post once a day in LEV instead of every
other hour?
Why did Jenn start posting more? :>
Why does it always have to rain when I don't want it to.
Why does my seat get wet when it rains (bike)...duh, i dunno :)
Why does someone think I sound like the genie in Aladdin?
(Maybe cuz I know most of the lines :> )
Why was I so lucky yesterday when I felt like crap?
Why ask Why?
Why Try Bud Dry?
Why not?
Gerrit
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Note 9.357 Why? 357 of 575
LEVVAX::JEB6240 "Hey you, yeah you...SMILE!" 3 lines 5-OCT-1993 09:49
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why do i read this 'why' topic even though it doesnt concern me?
THE DISTINGUISHED KID
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Note 9.358 Why? 358 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 6 lines 5-OCT-1993 10:39
-< Tas >-
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"If I have to EAT ONE MORE OLD STALE CRACKER...!!! *WHAM*"
--Iago
Why is Aladdin such an awesome movie? All disney movies are.
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Note 9.359 Why? 359 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 12 lines 5-OCT-1993 11:02
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Why does disney make so many awesome movies?
For those who don't know, Touchstone is Disney, therefore maybe not ALL
disney movies are awesome, but to me they are. :)
Why did my dad stop bringin home movies from the studios every month?
:(
Why am I feeling better so fast? (I'm not complainin tho! :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.360 Why? 360 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 5 lines 5-OCT-1993 13:56
-< I'M FINE....DO NOT WORRY!!!!! >-
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Why did I even remotely consider killing myself yesterday?
Liz
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Note 9.361 Why? 361 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 5-OCT-1993 14:07
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Why would Liz even want to do that!?!?!?!
Hey! You! Ya You! STOP! :) You got us all here...
Gerrit
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Note 9.362 Why? 362 of 575
LEVVAX::KLC5139 10 lines 5-OCT-1993 14:25
-< why.... >-
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Why does life have to be so confusing?
Why can't I say something to someone?
Why....why say why?
Buffalonian
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Note 9.363 Why? 363 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 26 lines 5-OCT-1993 15:23
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Why don't I get to eat any mosey disgusting crackers?
Why are all Disney movies awesome?
Why haven't I seen 'Alice in Wonderland"?
Why did Pookie butcher the song "A whole new world"
Why did Sherm order "A large pizza..."
Why will I benefit greatly from knowing the 'Time Warp' dance.
Why does Liz and I _still_ owe Cav the dance of lust?
Why am I wearing this god awful dress that Aunt Flo gave me (ugh! It's
going to goodwill)
Why did Don bug me last night?
Why does my room now smell like old cheese and stale feet?
Why does it only take 5 minutes?
Ewokie
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Note 9.364 Why? 364 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 5 lines 5-OCT-1993 15:26
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>Why did Pookie butcher the song "A whole new world"
because I hate that song...and Disney. but it was a great movie.
Pook
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Note 9.365 Why? 365 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 5-OCT-1993 16:04
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Why did Pookie perform S&M on the duck?
"When you do the duck.."
Ewokie
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Note 9.366 Why? 366 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 5 lines 5-OCT-1993 17:29
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Why doesn't Ewokie know the "Time Warp" yet?
Why do I?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.367 Why? 367 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 16 lines 5-OCT-1993 20:18
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Why does Pookie hate Disney!??! :(
Why am I so happy!? :)
Why don't we all sing for joy!
Why is RHPS so well known? (All over!)
Why hasn't Ewokie seen Alice in Wonderland yet?!
Why am I asking questions?
Why am I so ecstatic?!?! (sp?) :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.368 Why? 368 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 8 lines 5-OCT-1993 20:46
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Why ask why?
Ewokie
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Note 9.369 Why? 369 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 5-OCT-1993 20:54
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Why not? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.370 Why? 370 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 5-OCT-1993 23:11
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Why won't Jenn just do what I ask of her :)
Ewokie
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Note 9.371 Why? 371 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 6 lines 5-OCT-1993 23:39
-< sweet and innocent...sure...I believe ya, pook >-
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why does pookie just keep shaking his head when I mention the last few
notes to him?
Liz
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Note 9.372 Why? 372 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 01:07
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Why did I write a 1885 word story for an assignment that only required
about 500?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.373 Why? 373 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 3 lines 6-OCT-1993 07:18
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Why does absolutely _every_ week have to have a Thursday?
-jd
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Note 9.374 Why? 374 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 3 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:03
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I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.375 Why? 375 of 575
LEVVAX::RTR7444 8 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:05
-< Who,What,Where,When,and Why? >-
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Why did Campus Safety try to give me a speeding ticket for doing 22 MPH
on the *alternate* bike path? (on my bike of course)
Why did I even bother trying to log into VAX A this morning?
Why did midterms have to be so soon?
HAX
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Note 9.376 Why? 376 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 18 lines 6-OCT-1993 09:38
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why is there only _1_ person in my lab?
why are people such jerks to other people?
why do some people want to hurt others?
why does my car ride like it has a flat tire?
why aren't i doing my homework?
why am i thinking about switching majors?
why didn't i go to that party last night? (maybe because i had to get
up and go to work at 7:30 this morning...)
the mad hatter
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Note 9.377 Why? 377 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 6 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:19
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Why won't anyone trust me with their car :(
Ewokie
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Note 9.378 Why? 378 of 575
LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:24
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Why won't someone tell me about a situation?
:P
-me
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Note 9.379 Why? 379 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 44 lines 6-OCT-1993 10:41
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why won't skip call me as much as he used to??? (hint, hint)
why does Aileen want me to blow her when she knows I'm busy?
Why didn't the vax work yesterday?
why didn't I even hear a whole new world when Pookie was making fun of
it? was I in a whole other world???
why did Tas kick sherm?
why am I on the vax when I have an insurmountable amount of work due at
4 oclock tonight and I have class from 2 to 4?
why do I want to be a lazy bum instead of work?
why do I have to get a 4.0 in order for my parents to let me have the
tv?
why do dogs make that squeaky sound when they yawn?
why can't I win the lottery?
why do my parents blame me for the fact that their cars don't work?
why does society blame this generation for inflation? (as in: "When I
was your age, such and such only cost this much!")
why doesn't Skippy housebreak his mutt?
why don't I have any clothes to wear?
why do I have to do laundry so often?
why is my roomate being such a @$% to me?
why didn't she like the "Achy Breaky Song"?
Why do Giraffes have such long necks?
why do I keep thinking of questions?
J
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Note 9.380 Why? 380 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 9 lines 6-OCT-1993 11:04
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Why is Jenn such a tease? :)
Why do I think the monkey is the wise sultan?
Ewokie
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Note 9.381 Why? 381 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Gone Troppo!" 2 lines 6-OCT-1993 11:10
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C'mon, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
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Note 9.382 Why? 382 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 11 lines 6-OCT-1993 13:14
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Why don't I mind that Jenn has no clothes to wear? :>
Why did Jenn not notice that she was supposed to be in class 'till
after she was too late?
Why does everyone ask so many questions?
Why don't we just live with it and be exasperatingly happy!? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.383 Why? 383 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The WOK has spoken..." 11 lines 6-OCT-1993 13:54
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Why don't Gerrit just hook up with that girl?
Why did he look so depressed?
Why did I laugh at the mad hatters feabile attempt at playing labbie?
Why isn't Shermy Wormy laughing at said above?
Ewokie
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Note 9.384 Why? 384 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 6-OCT-1993 13:57
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Why can't I think of any questions to ask?
TWINK!
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Note 9.385 Why? 385 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Oh industry...." 11 lines 6-OCT-1993 19:19
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Why don't I have any midterms? >:)
Why do I have a killer cold?
Why is my brother a dork?
Why does life suck?
Liz
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Note 9.386 Why? 386 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 6-OCT-1993 19:56
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Life sucks cuz ya don't have any midterms. :>
Why am I NOT studyin when I have one tommorrow.
(Oh ya, that's right, I'll copy off of Sherm, buahah :> )
Gerrit
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Note 9.387 Why? 387 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 17 lines 6-OCT-1993 22:01
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Why were Ewokie and Mad Hatter living it up a little too much in the
library today?
Why did Ewokie bite my ear?
Why did I miss class for the 3rd time in a row?
why can't I get this #$^$6 ing thing to work?
why am I on the vax instead of walking to Kinkos so I'll get there
before the project is due?
why isn't anyone interesting logged in? (except Skip, who's running
around in circles with Skunk Killer)
J
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Note 9.388 Why? 388 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 12 lines 7-OCT-1993 11:20
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Why do we always have to ask why? :>
Why are a few people makin me completely confused!? :)
Why don't I mind?
Why don't we all jump around...jump around? ehhe
Why am I still so happy!? (Not complainin!!!)
Gerrit
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Note 9.389 Why? 389 of 575
LEVVAX::ENB1783 "The Smoking Philosopher" 4 lines 7-OCT-1993 15:29
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Why can't I escape Occham's Razor?
The Smoking Philosopher.
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Note 9.390 Why? 390 of 575
LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 7 lines 7-OCT-1993 15:42
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I was I so tired last night?
Falling asleep at Kinko's while playing with a mac. heh heh
Thanks for the wake-up Jenn. *knock-push-knock*
:)
-Skip
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Note 9.391 Why? 391 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Blow Chunks!" 10 lines 7-OCT-1993 20:29
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Why won't Jenn bite me...
Why is life going so great?
Why am I procrastinating?
Ewokie
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Note 9.392 Why? 392 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 7-OCT-1993 22:10
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Why was Ewokie's eyes bleedin out if life is going so great fer her
too!??!
Why isn't there more posts here?
Gerrit
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Note 9.393 Why? 393 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 6 lines 8-OCT-1993 01:44
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Why did we not even get through ONE movie?
Why did we start the movie so late?
TWINK!
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Note 9.394 Why? 394 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 8 lines 8-OCT-1993 12:40
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why is GAK so happy?
why did skip look like such a boof sleeping in his car?
why are the people at Kinko's so braindead?
J
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Note 9.395 Why? 395 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 8-OCT-1993 13:37
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Why don't I even know why I'm so happy?
Why not? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.396 Why? 396 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 4 lines 8-OCT-1993 14:31
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Why did I rent 4 movies (including Aladdin) yesterday when I knew I had
homework to turn in today? Why not!
The Joker
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Note 9.397 Why? 397 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Colds Suck. *sniff*" 6 lines 8-OCT-1993 15:19
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why can't i breathe?
liz
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Note 9.398 Why? 398 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Liz is sick...:'(" 14 lines 8-OCT-1993 15:53
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Why does Gerrit remind me of a bug? :)
Why is Jenn gonna make a man out of him :)
Why do chicken gizzards taste like, well...chicken gizzards.
Why am I saying said above without having tried it?
Why is Chris typing away furiously....
Ewokie
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Note 9.399 Why? 399 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 2 lines 8-OCT-1993 16:13
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why am I so agitated?
Pook
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Note 9.400 Why? 400 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Liz is sick...:'(" 5 lines 8-OCT-1993 16:16
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Why does reading "hearing impaired" notes, give me an ulcer?
Ewokie
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Note 9.401 Why? 401 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 3 lines 8-OCT-1993 17:38
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Why don't I know anything about this movie marathon?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.402 Why? 402 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 12 lines 9-OCT-1993 18:04
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Why did I say I would work 7 - 2 today?
Why did I only get 4 hours of sleep last night?
Why is my shelf about 5 video tapes lighter?
Why did I send a bear head in my place last night?
Why can't I think of the really important question I had?
TWINK!
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Note 9.403 Why? 403 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 5 lines 9-OCT-1993 18:15
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Why is the Barney Singalong album number 16 on the Billboard Pop
charts?!?!?!!?! (I'm not joking either)
TWINK!
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Note 9.404 Why? 404 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 19 lines 9-OCT-1993 19:43
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Why am I starting to get confused again?
Why does my dad actually think of sending me money? (Hey! I don't
mind!!! :>)
Why was last night a failure fer many people? :>
Why did Ewokie say I ALWAYS look drunk?
Why did I actually sleep ten hours last night?
Why does it seem like morning still, and it's dark outside? :)
Why am I still happy, tho I have people to do, things to see, ...? j/k
Why am I still happy, tho I have things to do, people to see, ...?
Gerrit
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Note 9.405 Why? 405 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 10 lines 10-OCT-1993 13:12
-< THIS WEEKEND SUCKS..... >-
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Why does my dad send me one dollar bills when he writes to me?
Why did my shelf fall down on me?
Why did I spend a Saturday night cleaning my room?
Why did I actually eat all of my meals at Gracies (a first...) before
the ned of the week, since I have no cash, and I have no debit...?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.406 Why? 406 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 11 lines 10-OCT-1993 13:42
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> <<< Note 9.405 by LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" >>>
> -< THIS WEEKEND SUCKS..... >-
>
>Why does my dad send me one dollar bills when he writes to me?
>
>
You're supposed to give them to me. Didn't you read the note?
--Cav
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Note 9.407 Why? 407 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 8 lines 10-OCT-1993 15:42
-< mine, the one dollar bill is all mine... >-
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Ha-ha-ha-ha...
It's not them... it's one. One dollar bill each time that he
writes... And it's already spent so Phbttt... :P
Why must Cav make smart assed remarks?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.408 Why? 408 of 575
LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 3 lines 10-OCT-1993 16:25
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Why won't it snow tonight?
-Skip
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Note 9.409 Why? 409 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 10-OCT-1993 18:51
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why do singers repeat the name of the song more often during the last
few lines of the song than during any other time during the song??
J
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Note 9.410 Why? 410 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Engaging Killer Mode" 8 lines 10-OCT-1993 19:56
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Why is Krusty the clown anything but Krusty?
Why is my name Crevis?
Ewokie
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Note 9.411 Why? 411 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 4 lines 10-OCT-1993 20:47
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Why doesn't LEV make a mural in the tunnels?
TWINK!
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Note 9.412 Why? 412 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "My name is Crevis...huh huh" 6 lines 10-OCT-1993 20:59
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Why does Trout insist on reading over my shoulder :)
Ewokie
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Note 9.413 Why? 413 of 575
LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" 10 lines 10-OCT-1993 21:56
-< more bored than usual >-
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Why does someone insist on saying the 's' word?
Why don't you take off, ehh?
To the Great White North?
Tony
PS>
Bring me back some Molson
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Note 9.414 Why? 414 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9353 "Azul Palido" 15 lines 10-OCT-1993 22:23
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> <<< Note 9.413 by LEVVAX::AJL3578 "Forever Bored" >>>
> -< more bored than usual >-
>
> Why don't you take off, ehh?
>
> To the Great White North?
Take off! To the Great White North! Take off! Hey You Hosers! :)
Why do I love them? :)
Sherm
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Note 9.415 Why? 415 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 6 lines 11-OCT-1993 00:00
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Why do I come from a place where everyone talks that way normally, eh?
Well jesum-crow! Do I gotta ask yous two-tree times or wat?
TWINK!
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Note 9.416 Why? 416 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 18 lines 11-OCT-1993 02:26
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Why doesn't everyone accept the fact that it won't snow tonight
cuz I told it not to cuz I don't have clothes fer it yet? :>
Why was there LESS than one hundred posts in LEV today?
(errr, yesterday I guess..eeheh)
Why am i STILL happy?
Why am i starting to not like being happy?
(Probly cuz I can't study..eeheh)
Why do I spend the weekend saying "I need to do my work" and then go
watch TV and listen to STP and Smashin Pumpkins all day? :)
Why do I actually have money?! :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.417 Why? 417 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 11 lines 11-OCT-1993 12:58
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Why doesn't Gerrit share the wealth with the rest of us?
Why don't people slip large monatary donations under my door?
Why does RIT make us have classes as usual, which I'm getting quite
sick of?
Why does Norm get more attention now, then I did when I transferred
here spring quarter and started posting?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.418 Why? 418 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Why am I here?" 7 lines 11-OCT-1993 15:21
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Why doesn't Gerrit spend the wealth with the rest of us? You're
the one with the dollar bills getting sent in each day. I think _you_
should give us money. :)
--Cav
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Note 9.419 Why? 419 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 7 lines 11-OCT-1993 16:55
-< :P I ain't got no money... >-
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I wish that the dollar bills came in on a regular basis... Then I
maybe could afford to go here, but I can't...
Why am I $10,000 (going on $15,000) dollars in debt just so that I
can get a good enough paying job so that I can pay off said debt?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.420 Why? 420 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 20 lines 11-OCT-1993 17:59
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Why does the Anti-Christ think that his job could pay off his debt?
:> ehhe j/k.
Why does he want me to share the wealth when I need to pay off my
debt on my phone bill?
Why does everyone ask me why?
Why doesn't anyone ever answer my questions?
Why not?
What for?
Why was that not a Why Question?
Why are you kicking me? :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.421 Why? 421 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 7 lines 11-OCT-1993 18:05
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Why do you ask why you are being kicked? You wanted to!!!
There, I answered one of your questions too! Plus my job won't pay off
my debts :P!!!
Why did I answer Gerrit's questions?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.422 Why? 422 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 40 lines 11-OCT-1993 19:49
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Why does the Anti-Christ think that his job could pay off his debt?
:> ehhe j/k.
Because he mistook you for a NICE person
Why does he want me to share the wealth when I need to pay off my
debt on my phone bill?
because he like a little kid and doesn't care if the parents have to
pay the bills, he wants his toys NOW
Why does everyone ask me why?
Because you never give us answers
Why doesn't anyone ever answer my questions?
Well what am I doing?
Why not?
well, why not?
What for?
so the green eggs and ham I made for you won't get cold
Why was that not a Why Question?
You must be under a lot of stress.. it's understandable
Why are you kicking me? :>
because it gives me an excuse to touch your nice a$$ :)
Gerrit
J
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Note 9.423 Why? 423 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 7 lines 11-OCT-1993 20:43
-< sorry, I am not a rich bastards child... >-
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Sorry, J, my parents don't pay my bills, I do... I have to pay for my
whole education... I wish that I had money to buy toys like most of
the a**holes here on campus, but I don't. In fact, I don't have
enough money to go to college, that's why I have such a big debt, and
that's why I want Gerrit to share the wealth...
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.424 Why? 424 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 11-OCT-1993 22:07
-< sheesh :) >-
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what's your problem, anyway? I was just saying, for the sake of humor,
from a little kid's point of view. relax
J
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Note 9.425 Why? 425 of 575
LEVVAX::LEW6871 12 lines 12-OCT-1993 03:40
-< my face is turning GREEN!!! >-
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Why me?!! Why did I have this cockroach in my ice cream?!!!!!
Why did I order it in the first place?!!!
Why can't I sleep?!!! I think I am afraid to dream about the giant
cockroach!!!
-poor sick mystery girl
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Note 9.426 Why? 426 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 11 lines 12-OCT-1993 07:59
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Why is Jenn so hilarious?! :)
Why am I broke again!? (Well, I do have money for this week's
laundry, cuz I was sure to keep that!)
Why am I still laughin from Jenn's response? ;)
Why?
Gerrit
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Note 9.427 Why? 427 of 575
LEVVAX::JEB6240 "I CAN MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE" 14 lines 12-OCT-1993 10:06
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why am i so anxious to order from baskin robins?
probably to find that crokrach!
why did i play basketball last nite when I had more important things to
do?
probably because its more fun!
why is it not warm outside like it is in CALIFORNIA?
probably because God choose it to be that way.
why cant I have everything my way?
probably because it would be too boring!
THE DISTINGUISHED KID
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Note 9.428 Why? 428 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therrin Kinslayer" 6 lines 12-OCT-1993 12:36
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Why is he being a reall anal wart and ruining a good story? Yes,
I'm pissed. It isn't your place to decide what is best for us on the
island, and I haven't done anything to involve anyone else, so go swim
in a deep fat fryer.
Tas
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Note 9.429 Why? 429 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Don't talk to me" 9 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:24
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Why do I care?
Why do I bother?
Ewokie
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Note 9.430 Why? 430 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 6 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:35
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Why ask why?
(Gee, I bet that's never been said in here before ;})
RavenThorne
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Note 9.431 Why? 431 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Don't talk to me" 9 lines 12-OCT-1993 15:41
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Why do I let it bother me...
Why do I feel so badly?
Ewokie
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Note 9.432 Why? 432 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 9 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:04
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Why does RavenThorne think that his question has never been asked here?
Why another newbie?
Why?
(sobs)
The Joker
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Note 9.433 Why? 433 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:30
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Why insist upon anything? Didn't you know, Joker, that it's Fall
Quarter...and there's millions of us...muhahahaa! You can't escape!
:>
RavenThorne
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Note 9.434 Why? 434 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 13 lines 12-OCT-1993 16:52
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Why am I taking offense to humor?
Why am I in a bad mood?
Why does everything always go wrong?
Why does no one seem to care?
Why don't I crawl in a hole somewhere and die?
Why do I always babble on and on?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.435 Why? 435 of 575
LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 8 lines 12-OCT-1993 20:06
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Why did the PXY Dj tell me to say "Happy 6 month Arkady"
Why did he broadcast it?
Why did my voice sound so COOL?
Why did I tape it? :) :):)
joy joy!
-Skip
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Note 9.436 Why? 436 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 22 lines 13-OCT-1993 08:29
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why didn't i wake up this morning when my alarm clock went off so that
i could actually take a shower :~( *pphhheewww* and eat some
breakfast?
why now that i ran my butt over here is there no one in the lab?
why can't i fall asleep if there is no one in the lab?
why won't certain people put their thumb back up their butt and think
before they type?
why do i have the irrestible urge to kick the #&%* out of someone?
why did i actually do homework last night? (first time for everything)
why isn't anyone else on the vax now?
why is aris so cool?
the mad hatter
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Note 9.437 Why? 437 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 08:55
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Why is this friggin' project continually stalling - every time I
think I've got work to do, someone decides to move in a different
direction.
-jd
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Note 9.438 Why? 438 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 26 lines 13-OCT-1993 12:45
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Why is it that now I slept 12 hours, I'm in happy mode again!? :)
Why is it that I fell asleep RIGHT AFTER dinner and only woke up fer
an hour to complain about my headache and talk to TWINK?
Why is it that I am REALLY happy cuz I JUST ordered my HD!! YAY!
Why is it that I have to wait 'till after din din to call my friends?
Why won't Anti-Christ get better?!
Why hasn't Jenn been on lately? (Gee, 200+ new notes? huh? :)
Why does Mad Hatter work so early?
Why am I sitting here when I have stuff to catch up on, and an exam
tommorrow?
Why don't I have anyone to study for my exams?
Why do I always post so much? :)
Why won't everyone be so happy!?!?
Gerrit
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Note 9.439 Why? 439 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:05
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Why didn't that cocky kid see me as he came out of Liberal Arts
College?
Why didn't that cocky kid hear me when I called after him? Is he too
cocky?
The Joker
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Note 9.440 Why? 440 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Don't talk to me" 10 lines 13-OCT-1993 14:17
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Why is Gerrit so darn happy (sheesh, we oughta extinguish some of that
brightness :)
Ewokie
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Note 9.441 Why? 441 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 17 lines 13-OCT-1993 16:07
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Hey! Don't do that!! NO!
Why does Ewokie want to extnguish it?
Why doesn't she take some from me so she can be happy? :>
Why is the VAX through Windows so freaking slow?
Why is Windows so slow period?
Why am I in Windows? (I know why! I B writing a letter..to my bro)
Why don't you all steal a LITTLE of my happiness so you can be happy?
(Not all, I wanna be happy too..eheh)
Gerrit
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Note 9.442 Why? 442 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 13 lines 13-OCT-1993 17:17
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Why was I really sick for 24 hours?
Why did I still bother to go to class?
Why is TWINK! reminding me of the hicks I grew up with?
Okay, like, why can't I do a good McKenzie accent over the vax, eh?
Why did I even try?
Why do I have spinal biffina?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.443 Why? 443 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 12 lines 13-OCT-1993 19:29
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Why do I keep thinking of a zillion things to do with carrots?
Why can't I fly (or dare attempt it?)
Why can't I find my other ewok buddies?
Why does mad hatter deserve a kick?
EWokie
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Note 9.444 Why? 444 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 8 lines 13-OCT-1993 19:59
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Why do I misinterpret too much?
Why does Sherm like to yell at me? :>
Why does Ewokie think I use carrots? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.445 Why? 445 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 5 lines 13-OCT-1993 20:22
-< it's me again... >-
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Why can't I just accept the fact that nothing goes right?
Why must I always be wrong?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.446 Why? 446 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 5 lines 13-OCT-1993 20:26
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You CAN'T always be wrong... if you were always wrong, that would mean
you were right about 1 thing... ie, Always being wrong.
Sol
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Note 9.447 Why? 447 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Phbttt.... :P" 3 lines 13-OCT-1993 20:30
-< once again, I'm wrong >-
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hahahahahahhaha see, then I was wrong......
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.448 Why? 448 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 4 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:09
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That's right!!!
-jd
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Note 9.449 Why? 449 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 8 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:14
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Why does Anti-Christ keep moping and depressing me, and looking at
things negatively (if you keep it up, I'll expose ya :)
Why does jd insist that money is better than butt-lint?
Ewokie
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Note 9.450 Why? 450 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "I don't wanna grow up..." 3 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:17
-< :P Phbttt.... >-
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Why does Ewokie threaten me? :P
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.451 Why? 451 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 6 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:40
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Why did I juggle those knives?
Ewokie
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Note 9.452 Why? 452 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 9 lines 13-OCT-1993 21:41
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Why do I keep having that reoccuring dream about "Nail Clippers..."
Oh the horror...
Toe Nail
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Note 9.453 Why? 453 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:20
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Why doesn't Ewokie juggle the knives in my room? :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.454 Why? 454 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 8 lines 13-OCT-1993 22:57
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Why doesn't GAK buy more kleenex?
Why do I have to go home for Christmas?
Why did I hang up on RavenThorne? (sorry)
TWINK!
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Note 9.455 Why? 455 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 7 lines 13-OCT-1993 23:23
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Why doesn't Ewokie know how to fly?
Why do I?
Why does this sound vaguely familiar?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.456 Why? 456 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 8 lines 13-OCT-1993 23:23
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Why doesn't anyone I know have ANY cigarettes?
Why do I continually have this urge to stand on my head and whistle
Dixie?
RavenThorn
(don't worry about it TWINK! :> )
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Note 9.457 Why? 457 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 14 lines 14-OCT-1993 01:18
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Why can't I stop smoking?
Why haven't I started?
Why is the sky falling (again?)
Why am I stumped?
Why is Endor so far away?
Why didn't I get that anvil dropping license yet?
Ewokie
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Note 9.458 Why? 458 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Pookie's Prime Henchman" 7 lines 14-OCT-1993 04:29
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why does ETRigen have the same profile name and signature? do you
think we are s l o w o r s o m e t h i n g ?
BTW, I think it is "spinal bifida" (not biffina), but I really
hate it when self-righteous bio majors correct me about such trivial
details. :)
Pook
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Note 9.459 Why? 459 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 11 lines 14-OCT-1993 08:22
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Why does TWINK! expect me to spend my laundry money on Kleenex?
Why does TWINK! mind going home for Christmas?
Why did I stay on hold for so short of a time...might as well have just
said "brb!" (be right back)? :>
Why does Sherm LOVE it so much when I msg Ewokie that I'm holding. :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.460 Why? 460 of 575
LEVVAX::TPW4968 "TWINK!" 11 lines 14-OCT-1993 11:20
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Why does GAK think I mind going home for Christmas?
Why didn't anyone tell me about this lab sooner?
Why does Chem lab have to be either 8-11 or 2-5?
(They couldn't find a decent time?)
Why don't the Death Cows make an album?
TWINK!
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Note 9.461 Why? 461 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 13 lines 14-OCT-1993 11:23
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Why do we like to missinterpret eachothers posts so much!? :>
Why was there only 10 new posts in 2 hours? ;)
Why am I not studyin fer my exam in 30 min? :)
(well, I did somewhat! :> )
Why is Jenn doing SO bad today that she actually made a top ten of it?
Why? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.462 Why? 462 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "ETRigan" 7 lines 14-OCT-1993 13:15
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Why don't I ever change my process name?
Why should I?
Why can't I spell Bifida?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.463 Why? 463 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 9 lines 14-OCT-1993 14:36
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Why am I so happy right now at this moment?
Why is my new job so kewl? (my own coat and shirts...kewl!)
Ewokie
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Note 9.464 Why? 464 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 14-OCT-1993 14:50
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Why didn't Ewokie tell us all where she got her happines!?
(Sure wasn't from me! :) eheh)
Why didn't I study just a couple more min?
Gerrit
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Note 9.465 Why? 465 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 8 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:19
-< :) >-
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Why can't I find that plastic bag that I desperately want Gerrit to
play with...
Ewokie
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Note 9.466 Why? 466 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 10 lines 14-OCT-1993 15:28
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Why would I want to play in a plastic bag when there are so
many places where I could just bury myself alive? :>
Why don't we jump off a cliff if our friend does? :) eheh
Why am I SOO happy that I'm caught up to this week's homework (done
with last weeks), that I don't bother to do thise week's. :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.467 Why? 467 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 14-OCT-1993 16:04
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why did they move the bike racks off the ramp on building seven?
J
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Note 9.468 Why? 468 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 7 lines 14-OCT-1993 20:55
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Why is a certain someone reading over my screen?
Ewokie
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Note 9.469 Why? 469 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 8 lines 15-OCT-1993 01:18
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Why is it that someone logged of right AFTER someone else logged on, in
the SAME place? Hmm.. (Not terminal, just location) :>
Why is it that I'm still up wishing for my check to appear before my
eyes as I type on LEV.
Gerrit
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Note 9.470 Why? 470 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 12 lines 15-OCT-1993 10:28
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why did the people next door to me move out?
why did my roomate move out?
gee, I'm beginning to feel REALLY special, guys...
:)
J
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Note 9.471 Why? 471 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 7 lines 15-OCT-1993 10:32
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Why does everyone wanna move away from Jenn?
Why am I so happy 'bout my new schedule even tho three of the
days are hell days? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.472 Why? 472 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 7 lines 15-OCT-1993 11:12
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Hey, Jenn...
My roomate is moving out at the end of the quarter...
Don't feel too bad.
~
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Note 9.473 Why? 473 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 6 lines 15-OCT-1993 13:54
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Well hey, at least yer roomate told ya! :>
Why am I on the VAX when I could be gettin my paycheck? Cya! :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.474 Why? 474 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Trying hard..." 4 lines 15-OCT-1993 14:55
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Why am I in a good mood!!! Yes, watch out everyone, because I actually
am.... and I don't know why!!!
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.475 Why? 475 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 5 lines 15-OCT-1993 15:46
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Why was I bouncing off the walls at work today?
Ewokie
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Note 9.476 Why? 476 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 15-OCT-1993 16:03
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Why don't we all be in a good mood!?? Yay! :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.477 Why? 477 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 5 lines 15-OCT-1993 18:29
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Why haven't I met Aris yet?
Why can't I find a picture of her (and her parents) in my mail folder?
-jd
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Note 9.478 Why? 478 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 9 lines 15-OCT-1993 18:32
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why is silence the final avenue?
Sol
and the skies fell silent
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Note 9.479 Why? 479 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 6 lines 15-OCT-1993 19:09
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Why IS there a final avenue?
RavenThorne
(I don't believe ther is....ever)
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Note 9.480 Why? 480 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 15-OCT-1993 19:12
-< you should see the Messiah's Handbook - it is very good >-
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Are you really a Messiah, Raven?
Sol
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Note 9.481 Why? 481 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 5 lines 15-OCT-1993 19:18
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Sadly, I've been told I am.....
*sigh*
Raven
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Note 9.482 Why? 482 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 8 lines 15-OCT-1993 22:14
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Why would people think that Raven is the messiah!? :)
Why did i ferget someone's username!? argh..
Why am i still happy!? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.483 Why? 483 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 3 lines 15-OCT-1993 22:52
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Why wouldn't people think I'm the messiah?
RavenThorne
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Note 9.484 Why? 484 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "It's happened, I'm in a good mood.." 5 lines 16-OCT-1993 12:11
-< it doesn't last... >-
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Why doesn't being in a good mood last?
Yup, I aint anymore.....
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.485 Why? 485 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 14 lines 17-OCT-1993 11:02
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Why WOULD anyone think Raven was the messiah?
Why doesn't everyone run down and see vamp's cool new paintings? :)
Why was there only twenty-five new messages in over twenty-four hours?
Why didn't someone call me when they said they would?
Why am I surprised that I finished the work I was supposed to get done?
Why don't we all jump for joy!? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.486 Why? 486 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 11 lines 17-OCT-1993 13:31
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why doesn't Gerrit get "fixed"? maybe then he wouldn't be so happy all
the time :)
why do people want to talk to me because my boyfriend makes cool tapes?
why don't they talk to HIM?
why did Cree and Sherm let the cat fall out the window last night?
J
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Note 9.487 Why? 487 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 4 lines 17-OCT-1993 14:01
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Why does Jenn think I'm broken? :>
Gerrit
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Note 9.488 Why? 488 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 17-OCT-1993 14:21
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Why did I think he was going to say that?
RavenThorne.... :>
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Note 9.489 Why? 489 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 4 lines 17-OCT-1993 14:36
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because he's not as bright as he looks :)
J
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Note 9.490 Why? 490 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 9 lines 17-OCT-1993 14:50
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Why does Jenn think I look bright? :>
Why does Jenn want me to get fixed?
(I think i do still wanna have kids some day..eheh)
Why doesn't Jenn get fixed? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.491 Why? 491 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "The Epitome of Evil" 16 lines 17-OCT-1993 15:56
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Why did J say I was the one who got her in that mess :p
Why did she let the cat out of the bag...er...window?
Why did Gerrit stand me up?
Why aren't my parents at home? Where did they go?
Why am I sitting here on the vax terminal when I'm hemmorhaging?
Ewokie
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Note 9.492 Why? 492 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "We are the knights who say NI!" 3 lines 17-OCT-1993 20:14
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Why? Why were we both right? Who's screwing with my mind?
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.493 Why? 493 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 00:57
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Why does the sun go on shining
Why do the birds fill the sky?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
Just because ......
I'm tired... leave me alone...
~
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Note 9.494 Why? 494 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 12 lines 18-OCT-1993 02:09
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Why are ya tired when it's only 1am? :>
Why did I get there a few min too late? :(
Why am I not caring about a class that I'm dropping grades in?
Why is Ewokie's answer to TWINK! phonin him so damn funny!? =)
Why does it get dark so early?
Gerrit
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Note 9.495 Why? 495 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 11 lines 18-OCT-1993 09:28
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Why did Gerrit vax me at 2 am when he has a class at 8 am?
Why is Yoshi my baby?
Why did I have to give Aris away? I'm so lonely now.
Ewokie
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Note 9.496 Why? 496 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 18-OCT-1993 10:17
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Why does the white pool ball always come back, and the colored ones
don't?
J
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Note 9.497 Why? 497 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "They aren't THAT perky!" 13 lines 18-OCT-1993 11:18
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Why did this weekend have to suck?
Why is this week showing no signs of improving the trend the weekend
set?
Why me?
Liz
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Note 9.498 Why? 498 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 13:55
-< Hey, you got mad...we responded! >-
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Why did the mad hatter get mad at us in the first place if everyone is
complaining about not getting enough notes in certain amounts of time?
Why doesn't the mad hatter just get angry and yell at us to post more
notes than before?
The Joker
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Note 9.499 Why? 499 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 5 lines 18-OCT-1993 14:52
-< :) >-
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Why doesn't the mad hatter have a life?
Ewokie
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Note 9.500 Why? 500 of 575
LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 6 lines 18-OCT-1993 15:50
-< dat din hurt >-
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Cause he lives in fish c west :)
--Psychoguinea
(i live ther too)
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Note 9.501 Why? 501 of 575
LEVVAX::IEJ7465 "reality sucks, eh??" 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 16:37
-< why?? >-
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why can't kimmy get a vax account today?!
why do i have to say why???
why do i have to sign off now!? (sigh)
playdough
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Note 9.502 Why? 502 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 14 lines 18-OCT-1993 16:40
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Why do I have to have less of a life now?
Why do we have to get these "group" projects in programming class?
(I think it's a plot to make everyone spend ALL their time
together working on school crap instead of having fun)
Why was it SOO refreshin to take a nap even if it was only fer an hour?
Why is Jenn so bummed!??!
Why doesn't Ewokie want to smile? :)
Gerrit
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Note 9.503 Why? 503 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 9 lines 18-OCT-1993 16:55
-< shame >-
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Why is someone reading over my shoulder?
Why doesn't GAK have a life (my smiles cost money dude!)
Ewokie
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Note 9.504 Why? 504 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "If I had a hammer, there'd be a na" 12 lines 18-OCT-1993 17:35
-< Someone should smack me... >-
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Why does Ewokie charge for smiling, when we know those kind aren't
real?
Why am I so lonely?
Why did this weekend go all wrong?
Why didn't I just sleep forever?
Why did I wake up late on Sunday, and get screwed over?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.505 Why? 505 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 6 lines 18-OCT-1993 17:45
-< Smack! >-
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Why wont anti-christ cheer up already...he's pissing me off :)
Ewokie
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Note 9.506 Why? 506 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Plucky go down the hole..." 4 lines 18-OCT-1993 18:14
-< OUCH!!! That hurt! >-
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Why do I always end up pissing off Ewokie when I don't mean too, it's
just because things aren't going so well...
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.507 Why? 507 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 13 lines 18-OCT-1993 18:42
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why must I put up with mood swings?
why do I have to get the brunt of all someone's moods, and his friends
are spared?
why do people put up with me?
why was I pissed this morning, orgasmically happy this afternoon, and
now really majorly depressed now, but will be fine later on?
J
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Note 9.508 Why? 508 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 19:16
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We all get depressed from time to time... and bad stuff happens, ya
know? But it isn't all there is, and it will pass... in the meantime,
know that your buds are here for ya, and we can relate.
Sol
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Note 9.509 Why? 509 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 18-OCT-1993 19:21
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Why doesn't that make me feel any better...
RavenThorne
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Note 9.510 Why? 510 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Plucky go down the hole..." 4 lines 18-OCT-1993 19:50
-< rose bushes are cool... >-
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why do I feel like I was the part of J's note wether she meant it or
not?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.511 Why? 511 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 8 lines 18-OCT-1993 20:41
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Maybe it's that cheerful, playfulness you have going.
Why don't some people figure out that what happens to them is only a
small part of things, How they choose to deal with it is much more
important.
-jd
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Note 9.512 Why? 512 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 7 lines 18-OCT-1993 20:56
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RE: 0.499
because i am always with you!
the mad hatter
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Note 9.513 Why? 513 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 5 lines 18-OCT-1993 20:57
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oof.
J
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Note 9.514 Why? 514 of 575
LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 9 lines 19-OCT-1993 08:36
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Why does Jenn have such power to stray the topic? :)
Why does Jenn change her 'tude so fast?
Why did I plop down in my bed after turning off the alarm?
(you dip! *smack*)
Gerrit
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Note 9.515 Why? 515 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 10 lines 19-OCT-1993 10:51
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Why didn't I go to Cree's B-day party?
Why did I do my book reports at all?
Why did I have only few hours of sleep and have a huge headache now?
Why am I here when I should be leaving now to turn in one of my 2
reports?
The Joker
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Note 9.516 Why? 516 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 31 lines 19-OCT-1993 11:02
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Why didn't Joker blow off his assignments in order to attend Cree's
party like I did?
Why does a room full of individuals make a whole?
Why does that whole include people who weren't even there?
Why did the mood-ring turn gold for me?
Why didn't Cree do evil stuff to the slave?
Why did Cree and Ewokie smash cake into each others' faces?
Why did Skip get smashed with cake?
Why did nataS have Woodpolish in his bed-room?
Why didn't indy make -me- ride in the trunk?
Why did fnord do that erotic groin dance for Skip's dog?
Why did Skunkie like it?
Why did Ewokie vacuum up beer bottle tops?
Why is nataS called Anus?
Why did TOPS put the name "Anus" on the birthday cake?
Sol
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Note 9.517 Why? 517 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 5 lines 19-OCT-1993 13:24
-< Silly Little Bitch, er Bear :) >-
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Why was I given a bear hug and told my life was feared for, then
get slugged by the same individual, several times? Ain't life grand?
:)
Tas
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Note 9.518 Why? 518 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 47 lines 19-OCT-1993 14:29
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Why did Tas give me quite a scare?
Why was Pookie seen with furniture grease?
Why did Sol and Vampiress do the dance of lust?
Why is racism and prejudice all around?
Why do fnord molest skunky?
Why was the slave tied in chains?
Why were we all waiting for Cree outside the bathroom when he was
taking a massive dump...we should have held our breaths!
Wh wouldn't the cameras work?
Why didn't Indy dance?
Why did I drink 5 shots of pure vodka? (cuz I wanted to!)
Why was jeff just becoming one with the sofa?
Why didn't white ninja finish the back rub?
Why did Anti-christ think I was mad at him (if I was, you would have
known :)
Why did Vampiress leave before Chimney arrive (make men wait for you
eh? :)
Why was it that all Dave did was sit and watch tv?
Why was it that Skip kept making sure that there wouldn't be a mess or
property damage?
Why did the cake and decorations say "Happy Birthday Anus?"
Why did Pookie get a glow in the dark condom?
Ewokie
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Note 9.519 Why? 519 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "Great solution, wrong problem" 5 lines 19-OCT-1993 15:36
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Friend of mine had a glow-in-the-dark condom. Thought he was Luke
StarF*%er.
-jd
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Note 9.520 Why? 520 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Plucky go down the hole..." 12 lines 19-OCT-1993 17:36
-< I was there... >-
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Why did skunky enjoy fnord's dance so much?
Why was Sol dancing???
Why was the floor,people's clothing, and Cree and Ewokie'f face eating the
cake more than anyone else was?
the Anti-Christ
(Why did I make a public appearance???)
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Note 9.521 Why? 521 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:02
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Why am I posting in LEV instead of going to class?
RavenThorne
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Note 9.522 Why? 522 of 575
LEVVAX::EDB2701 "nirvana sucks" 9 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:05
-< just looking out for your best interests >-
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Because you are a loser.
Why are you paying all this money for classes,
obviously not studying for them, and wasting all
of your time in a stupid notes conference?
I think that maybe you should get a grip.
e.b
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Note 9.523 Why? 523 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:11
-< . >-
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Well, I could get a grip...say....around your scrawny neck?
RavenThorne
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Note 9.524 Why? 524 of 575
LEVVAX::JED5264 "Q-Tips are better than sex" 6 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:16
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why is there a little light on the front of the vacuum cleaner? Did
Hooverman really think we were going to do the naked lambada in the
dark with the vacuum cleaner??
J
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Note 9.525 Why? 525 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 4 lines 19-OCT-1993 18:21
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Just so you could ask stupid questions like "why is there a little
light on the front of the vacuum cleaner?".
~
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Note 9.526 Why? 526 of 575
LEVVAX::MLK2287 "Yeah, it's against my religion!" 9 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:06
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Hahaha....
MOe
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Note 9.527 Why? 527 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 19-OCT-1993 19:32
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Why did TLD think that remark was so witty?
Why ask why?
Ewokie
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Note 9.528 Why? 528 of 575
LEVVAX::GKB3790 "Dancing is cool" 13 lines 19-OCT-1993 21:11
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I couldn't say for sure about the light on the vacuum cleaner buy
an idea just popped into my head...
When you drove over stuff like dimes and paperclips and jewelry
they'll glint in the light making them easier to spot so you don't
freak when they get sucked up and shoot around inside the vacuum.
Well, now that I think about it, that sounds dumb. But I'm posting
it anyway.
--Cav
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Note 9.529 Why? 529 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 8 lines 19-OCT-1993 21:44
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Or...
When you need to vacuum under beds and other things where normal
lighting doesn't reach (not that any of us actually DO that.. :> )
RavenThorne
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Note 9.530 Why? 530 of 575
LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 12 lines 20-OCT-1993 03:33
-< excuse mu for bein' da rookie >-
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why is noone i know on the vax
why am i on the vax
why is sceadeau asleep when he said he shouldn't
why am i on jim's computer
why is the guy to girl ratio so bad here
why did chimney see vampy
why did i ask that
why am i writin stoopit stuff
--Psychoguinea
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Note 9.531 Why? 531 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 8 lines 20-OCT-1993 08:13
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why can't you type???????
(you know i'm just kidding...)
the mad hatter
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Note 9.532 Why? 532 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Oh, so that's what that is..." 9 lines 20-OCT-1993 12:43
-< ... >-
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Why is the mad hatter lying? (We all know that you aren't kidding...)
Why am I here, when I should be doing work?
Why do I not care that I should be doing work?
Why did the White Ninja delete his notebook?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.533 Why? 533 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 6 lines 20-OCT-1993 13:03
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Why isn't the mad hatter angry yet? We only got 143 notes in the span
of 21 hours.
Get PISSED off, mad hatter! (or is it mad hater?)
The Joker
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Note 9.534 Why? 534 of 575
LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 6 lines 20-OCT-1993 15:52
-< the typo MASTER >-
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fine you type at four in the morning with the pigs scratching and
sceadeau snorin and see how well you do * in a huffy tone of voice*
the typo MASTER
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Note 9.535 Why? 535 of 575
LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 19 lines 20-OCT-1993 17:12
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Why does everything happen the weekend I go home?
Why am I sick with the same thing that I had for 3 months last year?
Why is the Anti-Christ so desperate for attention that he wants me to
name him whenever I post something bad about him?
Why does it have to be so windy here?
Why does Parents' weekend have to be Saturday instead of two weeks ago?
Why are people leaving lev?
Why am I compounding my problems in English Comp?
Norm
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Note 9.536 Why? 536 of 575
LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 10 lines 20-OCT-1993 17:32
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believe me joker...it takes a lot to get me mad...
and i will find you...i work in the lab you populate most....
heh heh
the mad hatter
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Note 9.537 Why? 537 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 17 lines 21-OCT-1993 01:19
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Why does mad hatter think he will find Joker....especially when I'm
helping to hide him :)
Why is Jenn still hanging on to that sweater?
Why doesn't my pager work?
Why haven't I gotten my beeper re-connected yet, much to the dismay of
my family (who can never find me)
Why are my friends so wonderful?
Ewokie
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Note 9.538 Why? 538 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 4 lines 21-OCT-1993 01:38
-< WHAT time is it?!? >-
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Why am I STILL awake?
RavenThorne
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Note 9.539 Why? 539 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 7 lines 21-OCT-1993 02:21
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Why am I too, awake?
Why did Rice a Roni and Dijital haze me?
Ewokie
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Note 9.540 Why? 540 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "spontaneous decapitation" 2 lines 21-OCT-1993 04:34
-< some people just %$@$&^ me off! :) >-
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why is mercy killing illegal?
Pook
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Note 9.541 Why? 541 of 575
LEVVAX::JDD9642 "call me officer Phil" 4 lines 21-OCT-1993 08:34
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why is merciless killing also illegal. I've got this lab instructor...
-jd
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Note 9.542 Why? 542 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 7 lines 21-OCT-1993 10:01
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Why is using extreme force illegal? We caught some shop lifters last
night, and I was all excited cause I was the only male (well, there was
the manager, but he's a whimp) and therefore i got to bust em, but the
girl moved to soon, and so I didn't get to tackle em, just harass em.
Ho Hum. So I destroyed the bread isle. :)
Tas
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Note 9.543 Why? 543 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Oh, so that's what that is..." 9 lines 21-OCT-1993 11:10
-< :P phbttt.... >-
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Why does Norm think that I want his attention... If he's gonna
complain about me, he might as well use my name...
By the way Norm, we plan everything for the weekends that you go
home...
Why do I not really care anymore?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.544 Why? 544 of 575
LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 17 lines 21-OCT-1993 11:34
-< testes, testes, 1, 2 .... 3? >-
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why am i addicted to lev while being computer illiterate?
why does it matter?
does anyone care?
why doesn't anyone care?
why doesn't the mad hatter respond to my messages
(yeah YOU owner of pigs that dne,do not exist,)....
--Psychoguinea
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Note 9.545 Why? 545 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 1401 lines 21-OCT-1993 11:36
-< Plan.txt >-
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Why is my plan so friggin big? Decided to post it cause I heard a
while back that plans over fifty lines wouldn't work soon....
Tas
Unforgiven
New blood Joins this Earth
And quickly he's subdued
Through constant pained disgrace
The young boy learns their rules
With time the child draws in
this whipping boy done a wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man struggles on and on he's known
A vow unto his own
That never from this day
His will they'll take away
What I've felt What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
They dedicate their lives
to running all of his
he tries to please them all
this bitter man hated
throughout his life the same
he's battled constantly
this fight he cannot win
the tired man they see no longer cares
that old man then prepares
to die regretfully
that old man there is ME
What I felt What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be Never see
Won't see what might have been
What I've felt What I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
You label me
I'll label you
So I dub thee unforgiven
--Mettalica
Turn the Page
On a long and lonesome highway
East of Omaha
You can listen to the engine moaning out its one long song
you can think about the women
or the girl you knew the night before
But yer thoughts will soon be wandering
the way they always do
when yer riding sixteen hours
and there's nothing much to do
and you don't feel much like riding
you just wish the trip was through
Say, here I am
On the road again
There I am
up on the stage
here I go
playing the star again
there I go
Turn the page
Well you walk into a restaraunt
strung out from the road
you can feel the eyes upon you
as you're shaking off the cold
and you pretend it doesn't bother you
but you just want to explode
Most times you can't hear em talk
other times you can
all the same old cliches
is that a women or a man?
and you always seem outnumbered
you don't dare make a stand
Here I am
on the road again
there I am
up on the stage
here I go
playing the star again
there I go
turn the page
Up there in the spotlight
you're a million miles away
every once of energy
you try to give away
as the sweat pours out yer body
like the music that you play
Later in the evening as you lie awake in bed
with the echoes from the amplifier ringing in yer head
you smoke the day's last cigarrette
remembering what ya said
Here I am
on the road again
there I am
up on the stage
here i go
playing the star again
there I go
turn the page
--Bob Seger
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"I tire of your threats Ozzy. Lets finish the game."
Bolt lowers himself into his battle stance, wings tucked in,
forward claws extended out in front of him, maw slightly open. Ozzy
calmly draws his sword, and holds it loosely before him.
"Well? I tire of waiting for you dra...."
Ozzy's voice is cut off by a sudden roar and lightning quick
attack. Claws and jaws move too fast to be seen, the sword dances
through the air with incredible agility. After several seconds, Ozzy
is forced to fall back from the onslaught.
"Dragon, you are better than I gave you credit for." Ozzy rubs
one of many minor wounds. "Perhaps I should be more careful."
"You should never have come back!" Bolt unleashes a powerful
blast of fire, melting stones all around Ozzy. Little can be seen of
the abomination. The flame stops, and Ozzy stands there, a little
singed.
"You cannot hurt me Dragon!" Ozzy points his sword and speaks a
word of power. A blast of pure energy strikes Bolt in the chest,
knocking him flat.
"*cough* I am hurting you evil one. Your defensive spells will
fail..*wheez*. My magic protects me like yours does." Bolt grins.
"See, no real damage."
Both combatants lunge at each other, fighting at speeds that defy
the eye. Each cries out occasionly, as an expertly placed blow lands
true. Both, tiring and out of breath, pull away.
"See Dragon? I am too strong for you! Give up, or die."
"Never abomination. Never will I or my bretheren give up. I may
fall now, but when the Dragon horde descends on you, you will die.
Forever this time." Ozzy's face betrays a hint of fear, and Bolt
lunges.
The charge was too much for Ozzy. Steadily retreating from the
thrashing Dragon claws, Ozzy failed to notice the stone behind him. He
slipped and fell on his back, leaving himself wide open. Bolt raised a
claw above Ozzy, grinning, when Ozzy unleashed a spell. The spell was
a simple one, but used by a master of the arts, it had the force of a
mountain behind it. Just a simple push spell.
Bolt, caught off guard, reeled backwards, trying to regain his
balance. He spread his wings and began to pump them, but Ozzy was
already on his feet. The sword flew the air, driven by Ozzy's rage and
fear from having come so close to dying. Bolt, still off balance, was
only able to block most of the attacks. The ones he didn't, ended the
battle.
Bolt hit the ground with a dull thud. Several feet away lay his
left wing and claw. The jaw was sliced in a dozen different places and
head a bleeding mass of flesh. Besides a little twitching, Bolt did
not move.
"See Dragon? Should have stayed home!" Ozzy laughed mocking.
Believing he had won, his guard fell.
"May the Dragon horde take you!" Bolt sat up and spit fire at
Ozzy. Caught off guard, it hit him square in the face. Burned flesh
reeked in the air. Ozzy, while survivng the attack, was forever
disfigured.
"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
'See human *cough* what bringing this evil amounts to? He will
be the death of everything.'
'Tara, now. If you are going to kill him, get him now, while he
is distracted. Now.......'
Bolt spits up some blood and dies.
Ozzy, enraged, repeatedly slices and hacks the dragon body apart.
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Sad But True
Hey
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
hey
hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
they
they
they'll betray
I'm yer only true friend
they
they
they'll betray
I'm forevere there
I'm your dream make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad But true
I'm your dream mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain While you repay
Sad but true
You
You
your my mask
your my cover my shelter
you
you
your my mask
your the one whose blamed
Do
do
do my work
do my dirty work scapegoat
do
do
do my deeds
for you're the one whose shamed
I'm your dream make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
Hate
hate
I'm your hate
I'm your hate when you want love
Pay
pay
pay the price
pay for nothing is fair
hey
hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who took you there
Hey
hey
I'm your life
And I no longer care
I'm your dream make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad But True
I'm your truth telling lies
I'm your reason alibies
hot inside open yer eyes
I'm YOU
Sad but true
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I AM THE WAY INTO THE DOEFUL CITY,
I AM THE WAY INTO ETERNAL GRIEF,
I AM THE WAY TO A FORSAKEN RACE.
ABANDON EVERY HOPE, ALL YOU WHO ENTER.
--The gate of hell, Dante's INFERNO.
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THE PARACHUTE PARADIGM
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You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one
parachute.
Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump
anyway.
Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps
just like this before.
Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.
Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use
in multi-engine aircraft under code red conditions.
Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.
Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute
in order to make your next appointment.
Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get
the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too.
Internal Revenue Service: you confiscate the parachute along with their
luggage, wallet, and gold fillings.
Advertiser: you strip-tease while singing that what they need is a neon
parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99.
Engineer: you make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and
dental floss.
Scientist: you give them the parachute and ask them to send you a report
on how well it worked.
Mathematician: you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it
will work in all cases.
Philosophy: you ask how they know the parachute actually exists.
English: you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions.
Comparative Literature: you read the parachute instructions in all four
languages.
Computer Science: you design a machine capable of operating a parachute
as well as a human being could.
Economics: you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals,
how much they would pay for a parachute.
Psychoanalysis: you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them
of.
Drama: you tie them down so they can watch you develop the character of a
person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute.
Art: you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it.
Republican: as you jump out with the parachute, you tell them to work hard
and not expect handouts.
Democrat: you ask them for a dollar to buy scissors so you can cut the
parachute into two equal pieces.
Libertarian: after reminding them of their constitutional right to have a
parachute, you take it and jump out.
Ross Perot: you tell them not to worry, since it won't take you long to
learn how to fix a plane.
Surgeon General: you issue a warning that skydiving can be hazardous to
your health.
Association of Tobacco Growers: you explain very patiently that despite a
number of remarkable coincidences, studies have shown no link
whatsoever between airplane crashes and death.
National Rifle Association: you shoot them and take the parachute.
Police Bigot: You beat them unconscious with the parachute.
Environmentalist: you refuse to use the parachute unless it is
biodegradable.
Objectivist: your only rational and moral choice is to take the parachute,
as the free market will take care of the other person.
Branch Davidian (David Koresh): you get inside the parachute and refuse to
come out.
Sports Fan: you start betting on how long it will take to crash.
Auto Mechanic: as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it works
fine.
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The Yukon Song
My tiger friend has got the sled, We'll never clean a plate,
And I have packed a snack. Of veggie glops and goos.
We're all set for the trip ahead. Messily we'll masticate,
We're never coming back! Using any fork we choose!
We're abandoning this life we led! The timber wolves will be our friends.
So long Mom and Pop! We'll stay up late and howl,
We're sick of doing what you've said, At the moon, till nighttime ends,
And now its going to stop! Before going on the prowl.
We're going where it snows all year, Oh, what a life! We cannot wait,
Where life can have real meaning. To be in that arctic land.
A place where we won't have to hear, Where we'll be masters of our fate,
"Your room could stand some cleaning." And lead a life that's grand!
The Yukon is the place for us! No more of parental rules!
That's where we want to live. We're heading for some snow!
Up there we'll get to yell and cuss, Good riddance to those grown-up ghouls!
And act real primitive. We're leaving! YUKON HO!
CALVIN AND HOBBES: YUKON HO!
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Garren set the empty tankard down on the table with a thud and slid
his gauntlet back on. With a groan, Garren lifted himself out of his
seat and stretched lightly. Bones cracked and Garren sighed. At fifty
years, Garren decided he was too old to be wandering around the
countryside babysitting. What I need is a warm fire and grandkids,
Garren thought glumly.
"Come on Telene, lets go. We don't need him coming back and
getting us into more trouble."
Telene nodded and took one last sip of her wine. Standing up, she
followed her champion, as she affectionately called him, out of the
tavern and onto the relatively busy main street. Garren turned the
opposite way that Verfen had took off, and got into stride. Standing
at six feet, and almost 210 pounds, all muscle, Garren resembled an old
wise lion who had not lost his physical prowess. The crowded street
parted for him and his ward as he walked.
"Gar? Tell me more about the Dread Wars. Why did the elves and
humans fight? Look, they seem perfectly happy now."
Garren's face, already hard from age, grew harder.
"You know the stories. The elves decided the humans were unclean,
unholy. Unfit for life. The decided to play vermin exterminators and
invaded, killing and destroying. Hard to beleive of a race that
supposedly reveres all life."
A passerby didn't get out of the way quick enough, and Garren
angrily shoved him. The man turned to protest, but seeing Garren's
face and armor, thought better of it and went back to his business.
Telene moved in front of Garren and faced him. Garren tried to go
around, but she blocked him.
"But I don't understand? There are elves and humans living here
together?" Garren gently grabbed Telene's arm and moved her off to the
side of the road. Telene glanced at a nearby stand where a human/elf
team of merchants bartered with a customer over the price of oil.
"Telene, so young and innocent. Like humans, the elves are divided
into groups. There are the Valanti, the so called true elves. They
see themselves as the purest, the ones meant to rule, as their religion
dictates. They are also the aristocracy, they have the power. Some
twenty years ago they started the campaign to eliminate the humans.
They almost did. But the humans, though less organized, had the
greater numbers, and beat the elves back into their lands, to the west.
The humans tried to give chase, but once they entered the woods, none
ever returned. There has been uneasy peace since, both staying off the
others lands, and the border is heavily fortified on both sides. The
elves you see here are the ones who did not agree with their High
Council or Head Priestess. They tried to speak out, but the high elves
decreed them traitors and had many executed. So they fled and joined
us humans. Since, they have gained some acceptance, aiding in the
border skirmishes and acting as spies. But many humans still do not
trust them."
Telene looked away as a tear slid down Garren's face.
"Why did you answer me now, when many times before you would not?"
Telene inquired softly.
"Because you are becoming an adult, and you should know. Your
father forbid it before, and I hesitantly held my tongue. Besides, we
are friends, and friends should talk." Garren playfully messed up
Telene's hair with his hand. Laughingly, she told him to stop.
"You'll always be my little girl. Now, lets go. We have places to
go, sites to see." Telene smiled, and as Garren turned away, she
raised both arms over her head. Garren recognized the move for what it
was, and turned to see what necklace she swiped.
"What did I tell...." Garren stopped in midsentence as the
pendant caught the light. For a moment, Garren was lost in a world of
memories, and Telene quizzically looked at her pendant.
"I got it off the ranger, when I took the pouch. Its only steel,
no real value, but I thought the design was neat." Telene slowly
examined the charicature of the eagle, wings outspread and sword in
talons, beak open, silently screaming.
Garren, with speed developed over the years, snatched the pendant
off her neck, breaking the leather string holding it.
"Hey!" Telene reached for the pendant. But Garren held it fast in
his fist.
"Come on, we have to find him." And without another word, Garren
walked away. Telene sighed and went after him. He can be so difficult
sometimes, she thought.
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"Look, I know you two think its here, but I tell you its a wild
goose chase." Verfen broke a stick in half and tossed into the fire
Garren just built. Garren only scowled and turned back to the deer,
but Telene grew red with anger.
"Fine, then leave. You don't have to stay with us. Go on."
Telene stood and went off into the woods.
Verfen sighed. He liked her, but she could be so childish at
times. I spose I should go after her, verfen thought. verfen moved to
stand, and Garren shook his head no.
"Leave her be, it is better for her to cool off. She so much
wanted to have an adventure that when she heard of the map and story,
she jumped at the chance. Wanting to strecth my legs some, I agreed.
But I think you are right, there is no treasure. But half the fun is
in the looking, you know?"
Verfen nodded his understanding. For Telene, who hadn't been out
and about much, this was a big deal, but for the little more
experienced and very pratcical ranger, it was hogwash. Maybe I can
lighten up and just enjoy myself, Verfen thought.
Garren slapped Verfen on the back as to say you made the right
choice kid and moved back the deer. Carefully, Garren cut the meat and
stretched it on sticks to be cooked. Pulling a pouch out of his pack,
Garren started preparing the meat.
"Its getting dark, better go after her. There might be dangers
that she needs rescuing from." Verfen thought he saw the hint of a
smile on Garren's face. Verfen smiled himself, and took off after
Telene.
Garren mumbled something about youngings and started to rap the
meat that was done.
Her trail was easy enough to follow. In her anger, she left a lot
of tell tale signs. Broken twigs, plants brushed off to the side, foot
prints. Verfen moved quickly, hoping she had not gone too far.
"Booo!!" Telene jumped out from behind a tree. Verfen half drew
his sword and jumped back, tripping on a branch and landing
unceremoniously on his back, knocking the breath out of him. Telene
laughed mischeivisouly and offered him a hand.
"Little trick Garren showed me, to lose someone who is following
you." Telene smiled as she pulled Verfen up.
"Fooled me." Verfen rubbed his leg where he had landed. "I'm
sorry I made you mad earlier, Telene, I'm just frustrated."
"Its ok, I forgive you. For now." Telene leaned close and kissed
Verfen softly, then pulled away. "C'mon, lets get back before Garren
worries too much." Verfen just nodded, silently wishing Garren away,
far away. Oh well, Verfen thought, I guess I'll have to be
respectable. Telene disappeared into the woods, heading towards camp.
And Verfen took off after her.
They walked side by side, not saying anything, each wondering at
the others thoughts, when a twig snapped. Verfen and Telene dropped to
the ground and crawled behind a tree. Verfen motioned her to set
still, and he slowly raised his head. A large shape moved slowly
between the trees, approaching the two.
"Verfen? Telene?" Garren called softly for the two.
Verfen and Telene sttod and walked over to him.
"I heard noises, from the other direction. Come on, we're gonna
move. Garren led them back to camp, his long sword drawn. Verfen
wondered absently where his other blade was, but realised a five foot
blade would be useless in the woods. As they moved into camp, Verfen
noticed all their gear packed and ready. The deer was only half done,
but better to leave the food then get killed by bandits or animals.
All three donned their packs and moved off on a westerly trail.
An hour or so later, as the last light faded, Garren spotted a circle
of trees and led the trio to it. Telene dropped her share of the gear heavily
on the ground and plopped herself down against a tree. Garren and Verfen
spread the bedrolls and Garren helped the tired Telene into one.
"Get some sleep, Verfen. I'll take first watch." Verfen watched as
Garren pulled out his two swords, the longsword and the five footer. Verfen
remembered seeing it in the battle with the leucrotta, but had forgot to ask
about it. Maybe tomorrow, Verfen thought tiredly, and laid down to get some
sleep. Snores came from his bedroll moments later.
Garren moved off the side, hidden in the shadows of the trees and sat
stock still. Telen, laying there awake, could hardly make out his form,
despite having seen him hide. She thought of all the years he had been with
her, teaching her, watching out for her, scolding her when her father wouldn't.
A tear formed on Telene's cheek. What would I do with out him, Telene
wondered.
Guard duty had its drawbacks, like time to think. And Garren was doing
plenty of it. Like all fathers, he was loathe to give up his daughter to
another man, and he saw Telene slipping through his fingers. In a way, he was
happy for her, for she seems to happy, and Verfen is a good young elf. But it
felt as if a part of himself was being cut off. Oh well, Garren thought, these
things happen.
The sun rose slowly overhead as Garren stirred the stew on the small
fire he had built. He had been up all night, letting the youngigns get their
rest. Whe knew he would pay for his all nighter, but he also knew that there
was a town nearby and perhaps he could convince them to go there and rest for a
while. Garren didn't remember the mornings being so cold, just age he guessed,
and sighed. He had done his usual morning workout, plus some to help keep the
joints from going stiff and warm him up, but it took longer than usual and he
was sorer than usual. Still strong and fit though, I ain't out of the picture
yet. GArren smiled to himself. To be Verfen's age and know all that I do.
Telene slowly rolled over and yawned. She took a deep sniff and opened
her eyes, smiling.
"It smells wonderful, my champion. But you know the rules, I cook for
us." Telene gave him a mock stern look.
"I couldn't stomache anymore of that swill, so I cooked." Garren
deftly dodged the flying blanket and both laughed. "Wake up kid for me, will
ya?"
Telene moved over and shook him. "Come on, get up." Verfen rolled
over, sat up, and mumbled an ok. He quickly changed into his day clothes and
grabbed his bowl, then joined the other two by the fire. Garren served
everyone.
"What is this?" Verfen looked over at Telene who was also eyeing it
suspiciously. "Isn't there a rule about breakfast foods not being brown?"
Garren looked hurt, and mumbled something bout at least trying it, so
Telene dug in. It tasted like oatmeal, but a little sweeter. She decided it
wasn't all bad, and kept eating. Verfen joined in and Garren smiled.
"I think we should go to Durnin. Its a small town about a day away.
We can stock up on supplies and rest some. Then, maybe we can get some info on
this treasure. These locals have to know something." Garren looked at the
other two, and they nodded yes. Telene quickly cleaned the bowls and pot then
packed the bed rolls. Verfen and Garren moved out of the ring of trees to
discuss directions and locations and soon returned. The three donned their
packs and headed north.
"Garren." Verfen walked up beside Garren. "Mind if I ask you a
question?"
"No, go ahead. Then I'll decide of I'm gonna answer it or not."
Garren smiled at the young elf.
"Where did you get that sword?" Verfen pointed to the five footer
slung over Garren's back. Telene moved up on Garren's other side.
"My great granfather was a dragonslayer, this is his sword. It is a
hereditary position, so the weapon must also be hereditary. t is really
nothing more than a larger sword, with some enchantments to add to strength,
sharpness, and lightness. Its pretty useless as a general rule in fighting
anything as big or smaller than trolls due to its size and clumsiness. But
most of the monsters that this was desinged to give man the edge over haven't
been seen in years, so it hasn't seen much use since my grandfather. Until the
leucrotta made an appearance."
"But weren't you captured in the wars? Didn't the elves take it?"
Telene listened intently.
"No, I didn't take it with me. There's little use for such blade on
teh battlefeild, the fighting is too close quartered. I probably would have
cut up more of my fellow humans than elves. No, I left it my old home, buried
in a secret spot. After Telene's father escaped the elves when the war ended,
he couldn't exactly keep a human slave in human lands, so he grudingly let me
go. At first, I was happy to be free, but at home everything ahd changed, and
I missed Telene," Garren put his arm around Telene," So I grabbed the
DragonSlayer and went back to her father, to ask for a job, my old duties. He
accepted, offered me room and board, plus a few gold a month, and i took it.
So here am I, Telene, and the family sword."
Verfen nodded is head slowly. "By far a more interesting life then
mine. I grew up on a farm, learned from Thugod, and left my home ten years ago
to look for adventure. Fortune and glory, you know?"
"Typical youngster. I wouldn't feel so bad if I didn't know you were
almost as old as me." Garren and Verfen smiled at each other, and Telene
laughed.
"Look!" Telene pointed off to the right, where a cart could be seen
steadily plodding along.
"There's the road, Garren, just like you said. Another few hours and
we'll be there."
"Good, been looking forward to some ale and real food."
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Garren, Telene, and Verfen steadily plodded along the dirt road
leading to Durnin. The day was warm and sunny, with a gentle breaze
from the south. Garren was enjoying himself immensly, Telene noted.
As the years crept up on Garren, he became more and more found of late
afternoon and early morning walks in the sun. Occasionally Telene
would accompany Garren on these walks, but she knew he liked the
solitude and quiet, so she usually let him alone. Today, though only
early afternoon, Garren had that sense of privacy about him, so Telene
held back Verfen and let her champion get ahead of them by twenty or so
feet.
"Whats the matter, Telene?" Verfen looked at the middle aged human
quizically.
"Nothing. He just likes to be alone, absorbed in his own thoughts.
I thought we could drop back and leave him in his own little world
while we talked." Telene smiled warmly.
Verfen casually glanced at his feet and looked back up into her
deep blue eyes. Slowly he felt himself sink into her eyes, her beauty,
the sound of her voice, the softness of her kiss the other night and he
never wanted to leave the dreamworld he was finding himself in. Verfen
had seen many beautiful girls over the years, bedded a few, and felt
the fire in his heart, but this was different. Usually the fire burned
fast and furious, but this was a slow burn, one that warmed his heart.
But he knew that this one wouldn't go out, for in many respects, it
burned hotter than any flame of passion ever could. And Verfen liked
it.
"Hey there, are you listening to me?" Telene laughed softly and
touched Verfen's cheek. "You looked like you were thousands of leagues
away."
Verfen smiled and wondered to himself if he would wake up. Oh
well, Verfen thought, back to reality.
"So, will you teach me to use that bow of yours? I've always had a
fascination for bows and arrows, but my father never deemed it lady
like. Garren promised to show me, but we really haven't had time you
know..."
Verfen hardly payed attention to her words, lost again he was in
her beauty and sound of her voice. Occasionally he would nod his head
when she looked at him because he thought it was expected of him.
"So you would rather eat a horse shit than a fresh peice of bread?"
Verfen nodded slowly to her question, then caught himself.
"Thats what I thought ranger, not listening to a word. What is on
your mind?" A thousand thoughts raced through Verfen's mind, about
love, and Telene, and weak knees, and even one little sarcastic part of
him reminded him he was walking and should watch where he was going,
but Verfen in the end drew up a blank.
"You, I guess. Just lost in you." Verfen blushed lightly and
thought to himself angrily What the hell? It was never hard to say
these things to the other girls/women, why is it so hard now? Verfen
booted a rock off the road and into the woods off to the right. He
knew why, he just wasn't sure if he wanted to admit it. The slow burn
in his heart he enjoyed so much always caused him a great deal of fear.
Tain't love grand, he thought to himself sarcastically.
Telene took Verfen's hand in her own, squeezing it tightly. The
two stopped and faced each other. Telene absently brushed a stray lock
of hair out of Verfen's eyes and leaned close to kiss him. Verfen also
moved closer, but noticed movement out the corner of his eye.
"Do you two think you could stop long enough to be conscious of
what is going around you?" Garren spoke gruffly, moving quickly
towards the pair. "Into the woods, riders approaching."
Moving swiflty and silently, or as best could be expected, the
three moved off the road and into the woods to await the travelers. It
was several moments before Verfen and Telene even heard the horses, and
Verfen wondered how Garren had heard them. But the horses were moving
at full run, and the thundering hooves left Verfen little time to
wonder. In the bright afternoon light, a single rider appeared,
dressed in flowing robes covered in strange symbols. In one hand, he
held a staff, and in the other he grabbed the reins. The man's face
was hidden by a hood, but Verfen needn't see the fear on his face to
know the horse was out of control and that the man was hanging on for
dear life. Verfen moved to stand, but Garren held him back.
Three more riders appeared, dressed in leathers and wearing capes,
hoods drawn up over their heads. Two held swords and the third was
pulling the string of his bow back. The first rider was just passing
in front of the trio's hiding spot. The bowman released and the first
riders horse crashed to the ground, throwing the man. With a loud
'ooof', the man landed and rolled, ending up face down in the dirt of
the road. Slowly, he tried to push himself up, but with a gasp, he
collapsed. The three riders slowed to a trot, the bowman quickly
shouldering his bow and drawing a sword.
Garren looked closely at the three riders, trying to determine who
they were. Oddly, he noted that even the hands of the riders were
rapped in cloth. He didn't like this at all.
The three riders road up to the man on the ground and dismounted.
The robed one rolled onto his back and scrambled backwards like a crab.
The tallest rider laughed and pointed at the robed man with his sword.
"Argfd ditylre." The other two moved in and surrounded the man.
It was obvious they intended to kill him.
Verfen turned to Garren to ask what to do and noted with shock
Garren had knocked an arrow and already pulled the bow back. Verfen
quickly fumbled with his bow and took aim. The tallest rider raised
his sword and prepared to chop the helpless man. Garren released.
The other two riders, whose backs were to Garren and Verfen waited
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neck. Quickly turning, the left one caught Verfen's arrow in the sword
arm. Garren pulled back another arrow and released, but it missed its
mark, imbedding itself in a tree across the road.
"Ytfge! Ytfge!" The uninjured rider motioned wildly to his
companion and mounted. The injured rider was pulling himself up when a
wave of fire covered him. The horses spooked, running madly the way
the riders had come from, one carrying the last rider, who didn't seem
to mind.
Telene was totally shocked at the burst of fire, and looked in open
awe at the robed man, who was standing with his arms outstrecthed.
Suddenly, his legs gave out and he fell forward. The trio were on
their feet and on the road in seconds. Garren and Verfen quickly
checked the bodies while Telene went to the man.
"I hate goblins." Garren muttered. Verfen slowly drew the hood
off one and looked at the pig like face. In disgust, he kicked the
body so it would be face down.
Garren kneeled down beside the robed man and Telene, while Verfen
stood with his bow at the ready.
"Will he be ok, Garren? He seems to just be unconscious."
"Tis the curse of the magi, Telene. With the power comes
sacrifice. Verfen, help me get him off the road. Then you Telene make
a strecther, so we can drag him to town. Then I get this rabble off
the road."
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Words Of Wisdom From the Utility Rooms of Learning..
Once again it is time for Ask Mister Language Person, the column whose
motto is: "People Judge You By The Words You Use, So Use Words That Nobody
Really Understands, Such As 'Parameter.'"
Today, as is our custom, we shall start with our first question:
Question: I have noted that the slang expression "cool" is being used once
again by young people. Is this good?
Answer: Yes. Mister Language Person approves of any language trend that makes
him feel like a "hep cat," so he is pleased to hear young people bringing back
"lingo" from the days when he was Mister Language Teenager adn the Earth's
crust was still warm. Mister Language Person would like to see the return of
other expressionsfrom his youth, such as "in the groove," "shake your booty"
and "boss."
Q: What does "boss" mean?
A: It means "cool," as in these examples: "Duane got a boss carburetor."
<> "Michelangelo painted some boss frescos."
Q: Was "Michelangelo" his first name or his last name?
A: Neither. It was just his fresco name. His full legal name, on his driver's
liscence, was "Vito."
Q: Recently I made the statement: "I'm so hungry I could literaly eat a
horse." My grandmother, who is a real stickler for grammar, told me that this
was incorrect. So I flushed her insulin down the toilet. My question is, what
is a "stickler"?
A: The correct form is: "I could eat a literal horse."
Q: Can you describe the contents of a "Dear Abby" comumn published in the
March 26, 1992, Boston Herald and sent in by alert reader Chip Moynihan?
A: Yes. This comumn contains a letter from a man who is upset because he has
discovered that his wife has a hidden collection of pornographic books. The man
states: "I came upon them accidentally."
Q: Do you think any newspapers will actually print the preceeding item?
A: It will be a test of just how low this nation's journalism standards have
sunk.
Q: Please give an example of baseball analysis provided by former catcher Gary
Carter, who is currently employed as a TV broadcaster for the Florida Marlins.
A: According to alert viewer Martin Merzer, Carter said: "There've been times
when they've had hits from time to time, byt they weren't timely hits at the
right time."
Q: Do catchers get hit on the head a lot of times?
A: Apparently.
Q: Speaking of broadcasters, I have noted that they're always saying, "If
you're just joining us, my guest's name is Wanda Weemer." What I want to know
is, what's the guest's name if you're NOT just joining them?
A: "Vito."
Q: According to a KRT News Wire article on sexual harassment in Washington,
sent in by alert reader David Travis, what allegation did a female
congressional staff person make about a male lobbyist?
A: The article states taht the lobbyist "Felt free to pinch her buttocks in
the reception area."
Q: Where is that located?
A: Just below the vestibule. It is extremely sensitive.
Q: Regarding the old spiritual song: Why would a person "jump down" and then
"turn around" before picking a bale of cotton?
A: This involved a union contract.
Q: Do the instructions for the Batman costume set manufactured by Kenner
Products contain important comsumer safety information?
A: Yes. These instructions, sent in by alert reader Maria Reed, state:
"CAUTION: Cape does not enable user to fly."
Q: What DOES the cape enable the user to do?
A: It enables the user to leap from one tall building to another. A user
wishing to actually FLY should purchace the Kenner Products Superman cape.
Q: Are you going to receive an irate letter written by approximately two dozen
attorneys for Kenner Products?
A: They can go jump in a literal lake.
Q: Please quote from an Official Marker erected in Plum Lake, Wis., to
commemorate "The First Lighted Softball Park In The Far North."
A: According to a photograph sent in by alert readers Dick and Margie Kussman,
this marker, after praising the accomplishments of Plum Lake's champion
softball teams, states: "WE HAIL WHAT RADIATION HAS WROGHT WHAT WE HAVE TODAY."
Q: "Radiation"??
A: Yes. The marker also states: "TRAVEL AROUND AND SEE THE VAST LEGEND OF OUR
COMMUNITY. ENJOY RELAXING IN THE FUNOF THE HOMELAND OF WHICH WE ARE PROUD."
Q: Probably it would be good idea not to get out of the car.
A: Yes.
Q: What was the cause of a September 1992 airliner crash in Katmandu, Nepal?
A: As Associated Press report at the time stated: "Airline sources said a
Pakistani jet thta plowed into a hillside may have been flying too low."
Q: It certainly pays to have airline sources.
A: Yes, and that is why we journalists will go to jail to protect their secret
identitity.
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Don`t Quit
When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must--but don't you quit.
Life is queer with it's twists and turns
As everyone of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up, though the pace seems slow--
You might succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than
it seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up
When he might have captured the victor's cup.
And he learned too late, when the
night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Succeess is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt--
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're the hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you mustn't quit.
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Why can't we stay not sober?
Just want to start things over.
Why can't we sleep forever?
Just want to start things over.
--Sober
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JAFTYU-IY: WALKING DEATH
And in the moment of the brightest light was created the darkest
shadow. And the shadow became aware. And the shadow knew hunger.
Jigh sensed the forest around him, searching for intruders and dark
things that lurk in every corner. He was one with the forest his
mistress and master, NightBird, had created. He could feel the trees
bending in the wind, the birds singing, the buzzing of an insect, and
slight changes in temperature. Ever alert, the Raptors hunted that
which did not belong. And Jigh could smell the wrongess that just
appeared.
'Huyt, Reot. Shadow arises. Join.' The Raptors were smart, but
not in the way humans were. They spoke through mental images, smells
and feelings.
Soon the other Raptor's of Patrol 15 arrived and the three moved through
the virgin forest at the base of the mountains at full speed, but never
once sacrificing stealth. Only the leaves on the ground noted their
passage, though it was more like a kiss from a soft wind than the step
of a six foot tall killer lizard. The animals of the forest were
oblivious to the three hunters.
Running in an arrow formation roughly a hundred yards apart, the
other two quickly caught the scent. Death. Decay. Hunger. Jigh
shuddered at the images the smell brough to mind and for once wished he
could block it out. The images Jigh was receiving from the other two
were similar, but the three nevered waverd from their task. An enemy
had invaded their master's private sanctum, and they were to be dealt
with. Unmercifully, uncaring, the Raptors brought swift justice in the
form of torn throats and sliced stomaches. Evil would not be
tolerated.
Jigh silently ordered the other two to spread out as the scent grew
stronger. The taint of the Jaftyu-iy (as Jigh took to calling it)
covered everything. The trees were sick from the touch and presence of
the evil. It be a while before that sickness grew noticeable to anyone
else, but Jigh could sense it. The decay had begun, and it must end.
Jigh stood erect as Reot sent an image of a darting shape. Jigh
ordered Hyut to meet him at Reot's position and then ran to meet them.
Jigh stumbled in mid stride and fell as Reot's mental death cry tore
through his brain. Jumping back to his feet, Jigh ran even harder,
forgetting silence and finesse. A Raptor had been killed.
Jigh burst into the small clearing where Reot had been. Totally
gone now, except for a few blood splotches on the leaves, Jigh searched
for the scent of the killer. Hyut burst into the clearing and
disappeared back into the underbrush, circling the area. Within
moments, he returned.
'Nothing.' Jigh confirmed it silently. It was as if Reot had
disppeared. There had been no warning from Reot, just the death cry.
There had been no fight either.
Hyut screamed. Jigh turned to see a large shadowy shape covering
the lithe, strong Raptor. Hyut was dead before he hit the ground. The
shadow turned toward to Jigh. And for the first time, Jigh knew fear.
Absolute terror. With a screech, Jigh hurtled himself into the forest.
Escape was all that was on his mind. There were few things that could
outrun a Raptor in its forest. Very few. Jigh knew that this was one
of them.
The Shadowy form launched itself after Jigh, the tree it brushed
dying instantly. The Raptor was a mere twenty feet ahead. The Shadow
wailed.
Mental images of horrors and hunger unspoken filled Jigh's mind.
Jigh managed to send one image before the darkness overtook him. One
message to his kind. Then, Jigh died. And the Shadow feasted.
'Jaftyu-iy! Jaftyu-iy!'
Gryop Looked up. Patrol 15 had been destroyed. The awful death
cries had been felt across the island by all Raptors. Hastily, Gryop
sent Logt, his fastest Raptor, to fecth the Huntmaster and the mistress.
Jaftyu-iy had come, Walking Death.
John was in his garden by the Raptor pen planting some peppers when
Logt appeared in the yard. Sighing, John wondered what it would be
this time.
'Huntmaster, needed. Patrol killed.' Logt pranced on his feet
anxious to move, to find his mistress.
John was stunned. A patrol of Raptors had been killed? What on
this island could even hope to accomplish that? No new humanoids or
such had arrived, and all the old were accounted for. Noticing Logt's
impatience to be on, John waved him off as he ran to his jeep. He
needed to get to the control center.
The jeep slid to halt outside a small building nestled in the
trees. John jumped out, running in the nearest door, dodging Raptors
doing thier tasks or preparing to patrol. The activity was hurried
today, and John noticed Raptors grouping in five and sixes rather than
the usual three. Gryop most think something seriously wrong to alter
the plans. Raptors were intelligent, but instinct guided their actions
more often than not.
John entered the main control room and immediately found Gryop
issuing orders to a group of Raptors. As Gryop finished up, he looked
up at John.
'Jaftyu-iy. Death Walks. Here.' Gryop pointed to a scale map of
the island on a nearby table. No matter how often John saw it, he
could not believe it. Magical in nature, it kept track of the location
of every Raptor and person on the island with small 3 dimensional
holograms. One look was all John needed to see that every Raptor on
the island was moving to one spot.
"Gryop, halt the Raptors." Gryop must think the threat very
serious indeed. Some of the Raptors had almost 200 miles to run for
their destination. "Only send Raptors within 15 miles of the slaying
to investigate. Send the rest back on their normal patrols, we can't
leave the entire island undefended."
Gryop acknowledged with a slight nod of the head and sent the
appropriate mental orders.
"Now, Gryop, just what the hell happened?"
Ufty-jo ordered his patrol, now with six Raptors, into the diamond
attack formation. The three in front ran in a tight arrow head
formation within five yards of each other. The three in back ran the
same, but inverted. All were alert, all could smell the death.
'Close. Be ready.' The forest here was quiet, no animals stirred.
A soft breeze stirred the trees above. Ufty-jo knew they were within
two thousand strides of the spot that the others died, and if he had
hair on the back of his neck, it would be standing on end.
Trusa informed Ufty-jo that she had seen a shape off to the right.
Ufty-jo ordered the Raptors to split into two groups, and they circled
around on the shape. Ufty-jo could see the shape now, lowering
himslef, he prepared to attack. But the sight he beheld almost made
him sick.
Reot's tortured, burned body was staked up into a fighting stance.
The Raptor's eyes still held the terror and pain it had felt on dying.
The smell of the area was one of insanity.
The sense of sickness and wrongness faded quickly in each Raptor,
replaced by the firy rage of hate. Whoever did this would pay. But
the Raptors were reluctant to step towards the evil they all could
feel. Reot's body was clearing a marker for its territory, in their,
they would no longer be in the comfort of their forest, fighting on
thier ground. They would be in its lair.
Ufty-jo silently ordered his team forward, and into the darkness
they disappeared.
John sat dazed in the control room, watching the Raptor teams close
in on whatever had killed Patrol 15. Patrol 8 had just arrived and
entered the area. All contact was lost with them at 1500 strides from
the marked location. John wondered what had the power to do that.
Gryop was in constant communication with Raptors across the island,
and messengers hurried to and fro. The Raptors had all wanted to
return, to fight Jaftyu-iy to the end. The Final Battle many called
it. Gryop wondered himself if it wasn't the end, but John assured him
that it was just some renengade who had gotten lucky. But Gryop could
smell John's disbelief in his own words. The images Gryop had shown
John were too powerful to be mistaken for anyhting that they were.
Trouble at the very least. But all they could do now was wait,
hopefully the mistress would be found soon. She would have a better
idea as to what to do.
Ufty-jo halted his patrol. Ahead was the clearing that Hyut and
Reot had been taken. The smell here and in the rest of the forest had
become so strong it was impossible for the Raptors to track their prey.
The smell covered everything. They could only keep their eyes open.
Then from the far edge of the clearing, movement caught the eyes of all
the Raptors. Ufty-jo ordered his team into the diamond attack
formation, and with a speed lightning could envy, launched itself at
the abomination in the woods. The six Raptors darted through the
underbrush, their prey staying just ahead of them. Instinct drove them
to the kill, instinct so powerful the Raptors could barely remember the
names they were given at birth, let alone control. But Ufty-jo
remembered, and though he desperately wanted to forget the years of
training, they would not stop nagging him. The Raptors were being led
into a trap.
Ufty-jo halted and reversed direction in a heart beat. Four of the
Raptors kept pace and direction with him, but two, Nyti and Poles kept
up after the running 'thing'. Ufty-jo screamed mental orders, but the
reason in the two young Raptors was gone. They had only thoughts for
the kill. And Ufty-jo was not surprised when their death cries filled
the air. He was surprised, however, at the mental images sent to him
just before they had died. Reot was alive. Ufty-jo thought
disgustedly, not alive. Some twisted version of life. Ufty-jo knew
that he could not fight this evil.
But the sound for retreat was too late. Reot appeared from the
left, a large blur of talon and teeth, dropping the back Raptor. Hyut
appeared next, and right after that, Jigh. Peices of their flesh
falling off, eyes filled with hate for the living, they tore after the
living Raptors, now in full retreat. Ufty-jo tried desperately to send
a message to the Huntmaster, but something was preventing it. Only
1000 strides till they broke free of this evil domain. Ufty-jo never
noticed the next two Raptors on his team fall. Alone, Ufty-jo ran
recklessly for the edge of the evil.
Jaftyu-iy appeared to Ufty's right, and pursued. Ufty-jo thought
only of escape, the smell of his now dead friends tainted driving him
to insanity. 600 strides. 500 strides. Ufty-jo knew some small hope.
He was going to make it.
And as he crossed the gap, he felt the lines of communication open.
Silently, he screamed for all to hear. 'The Ajkkar run with e
Jaftyu-iy!' And he screamed again, as a long talon split him clean in
half. He didn't have time to screech a death cry.
Laughter, the very sound of insanity, filled the forest.
'The Ajkkar run with the Jaftyu-iy!' Gryop turned pale, or as
close to pale as a Raptor could get. Silently, he communicated to the
huntmaster.
'Ajkkar, the souless.'
John studied the map before him.
"I don't want any Raptors to go within 1000 strides of this point."
John all but punched the map with is finger. "I want half of the
Raptor force there, broke into roving patrols checking the perimeter at
all times. Ten Raptors to a patrol. They are not to engage the enemy
until they have communictaed its whereabouts to us. They are to let us
decide. Forty Raptors are dead, I will not have any more die
needlessly. I'm going out to take a look." John grabbed his jacket
and stormed out of the command center.
Gryop began communicating the orders to the necessary Raptors. The
safety net would be up within the hour. Gryop's replacement, a Raptor
named Tyrel, came in and relieved him of duty. Gryop headed towards
the pens for a much needed rest.
Gryop finally got up. The nightmares were too much. The screams
of Reot, Jigh, and Hyut echoed through his mind. The split second
images of their killer filled his mind. What was it? Gryop wasn't
sure, it had seemed to shift constantly, never keeping one form. Sort
of like the Shadow cast from a large tree swaying in the wind. Yes,
that was it. But more than a shadow. It was alive.
Gryop shuddered, trying to force the thoughts from his mind. The
pen was filled with shadows, and Gryop found himself nervously looking
into every one, hoping to catch some movement before the shadow
swallowed him whole. The moon shone in the opening far above him in
the pens, and Gryop moved into the soft, comforting light. No shadow
could exist in the light. No shadow could get to him here.
John pulled his jeep to the side of the dirt road. He was still
some thirty miles from the perimeter the Raptors had set up. It was
too dark to continue, despite the bright light of the full moon far
overhead.
"Well, I won't help anyone if I kill myself getting there." John
pulled a whistle from his pocket and blew on it twice, one short, one
long. His Raptor escort would have known he had stopped within minutes
and come to investigate, but John liked to keep them informed. The
signal would let them know to get something to eat, the come to camp.
John would share watches with his Raptors.
Opening the back of the truck, John pulled out his sleeping bag and
some bags of rations. Slinging those over his shoulder, John grabbed
his shotgun and the muntions belt. A week ago, John would have laughed
at the idea of carrying a gun around this island. Of course, he
wouldn't have bet dime one against a Raptor in a fight either. But
that was a week ago.
Cautiously moving into the forest, John soon found what he was
looking for. A small clearing lay nestled between giant oak trees in
this nearly virgin forest. The full moon shone down making it easy for
John to see what lurked in one of his favorite camping spots. Spying
nothing, John moved into the clearing. Across from him, the two
Raptors he brought along also emerged. When they were close enough,
they sent the metal images for safety to him. Nothing would disturb
them tonight.
John had some ability to speak with the Raptors in the mental form
they used. He had to be very close, usually no more than ten feet. It
was a weird from of communication, and very hard to translate from
Raptor to human. They spoke of feelings, and images, most of which
were very powerful and so accurately described things that John
wondered if he had not actually sensed what they had or seen what they
had seen. The human language was so pityfully clumsy next to theirs,
so mechanical and uncaring. But the Raptors had seemed to think the
human language was the greatest thing next to sliced bread, and almost
all have learned it. None could speak it, not like a human, due to
obvious physical differences. They would think English to John instead
of images and feelings. It was choppy, and sometimes downright
horrible, but they loved it. John helped many Raptors on many a day to
better their English while he was working in his garden back at the
base. They in turn helped him. But it seemed to be something you had
to be born with, cause no matter how hard he tried, John could not get
it. So he settled for what he had.
John decided to make a fire, so while the Raptors were eating thier
kill, he moved into the woods and collected some wood. Within minutes,
John had a small blaze going. Putting the can of soup near the fire to
warm up, John lay back on his sleeping bag to look at the moon.
"You guys ever want to go to the moon?" John smiled at the
confused images he recieved from the Raptors. John chuckled a little
at Gfurn's response. Why would anyone wanna visit a big rock? Klopp
seemed to agree.
"Well, why not. To go somewhere different, to see new sights. I
would like too." John sat up to check his soup.
'No. Sights not interest much. Woods good. Happy.' Klopp was
one of John's newer students of English, and he was learning fast.
John was about to compliment the Raptor when he caught movement out of
the corner of his eye. Grabbing the shotgun, he slowly stood up. He
couldn't see a thing in the shadows beyond the clearing.
Klopp and Gfurn looked up from their deer at John questioningly,
their own converstion on the 'rock' dying almost instantly.
Klopp and Gfurn rose to their feet, sniffing the air.
'Nothing. There is nothing there.'
John continued to stare at the spot. He would have sworn on his
mom's eight track collection that he had seen movement.
"You guys are right. I'm just jumpy. Just a shadow." John slowly
sat down. The Raptors turned back to their meal. Shadows made by the
flickering firelight danced along the tree line, drawing John's eye
every few moments. Two giant shadow Raptors silently ate their meal.
Trees swayed in the wind. John tried to push the thoughts from his
mind while he slowly ate his chicken noodle soup.
"I'll take first watch, guys." Gfurn looked up quickly. "Oh
sorry, and girls." John smiled. Recieving a mental hmmmpfff, John laughed
Klopp looked at Gfurn, then John and rolled his eyes. Laughing harder,
John thought he saw Klopp smile at Gfurn. Men and women, didn't matter
what species, were the same everywhere.
The two Raptors hunkered down in their odd sitting position, and
within moments were asleep. Even asleep, they look so deadly, John
thought. What the hell could be out there to stop them? John pushed it
from his mind and sat back, studying the stars and the moon, listening
intently for any signs of anything, the shot gun loaded and ready
across his lap. Time passed slowly.
Sometime after midnight, Gfurn rose from her sleep and walked over
to John. Nudging him on the shoulder, John nearly jumped from his
skin.
"Geez Gfurn, you scared me." Gfurn grinned.
'You're turn for sleep, John. I got the watch.'
John nodded his head and stumbled over to his sleeping bag. Some
shut eye sounded good right about now. Lying down, not even bothering
to cover himself, John fell asleep.
Gfurn moved into the night, becoming as silent and invisable as a
shadow in a dark room. Circling the camp once, she was satisifed
nothing had come near. If it had, she would have smelled it. John was
good, but he was a human after all, he might have missed something.
Giving the equivalent to the Raptor sigh, Gfurn sat on the edge of the
clearing, obscured by shadows, waiting. Silently she studied the pair
with her in the dying firelight and the bright light of the full moon.
Klopp liked her, that she knew, but he hadn't made any moves yet.
'I'll consider him.' Gfurn smiled. She already knew he would be
the one, when the time of choosing came. But she must'nt let it be
known to him. Better he sweat a little.
A shadow moved across the way. Gfurn didn't move, her breathing
slowing almost to the point of death. Standing there for long minutes,
Gfurn patiently waited for it, whatever it was, to move again. But
nothing moved. Only the swaying shadows of the trees in the moonlight.
Then it moved again. This time Gfurn was sure of it, SOMETHING was
there, but there was nothing! Gfurn could not scent or see anything.
Puzzled, she stepped from the shadows.
The smell of death and decay hit her like a ton of bricks, and she
nearly passed out from the strength of it. Struggling with the
powerful images that threaten to overtake her, she looked into the
clearing.
A mass of something slowly rose from one of the shadows. It was
darker than dark itself. Tendrils reached from the cloud of darkness
as it entered the clearing. Jaws opened and closed all along its body.
The screams, silent mental images, echoed through Gfurn's head.
'Hhhhhhhaaaaaaaattttttttteeeeeeee.
Ccccccoooooooollllllllddddddd.'
Gfurn's mind raced with possibilities, trying to comprehend the
incomprehensible. The most awful thing, a thing of her nightmares,
lept to the fore front of her mind. A Lohuyning, known to the humans
as King of the Lizards, the Tyrannosaurus Rex. It had finally come for
her! Run! Her mind screamed, the fears of childhood flooding her
conscious mind. She couldn't move. She couldn't scream. She could
could only stare in horrified wonder as the Shadow learned from her
nightmare and took the form of a T rex.
Klopp stirred, a thought nagging at his mind. Something was wrong,
but groggily, he tried to push the thought away. Louder and louder the
thought became, refusing to be silenced. Angrily, Klopp awoke. And
looked straight into the shadowy maws of the most feared predator in
the world. Needless to say, he was terrified.
John jumped awake, clutching the shot gun. Seeing the momentous
dark shape before him, he scurried backwards.
"IT CAN'T BE! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" The shadowy T Rex raised its
head to the sky and its jaws opened, as if it were roaring its
challenge. The forest remained dead silent. Stepping forward with one
of its powerful hind legs, the T Rex attacked. Klopp jumped to the
right, but the T Rex reacted and its head darted after the Raptor,
catching it in its teeth. Klopp spasmed and died.
Gfurn was shocked out of fear. It had killed Klopp, her mate to
be. Rage filled the lithe Raptor, clouding over her better judgement.
Like a bolt of lightning, she leaped forward, eyes seeing the exposed
nck, teeth tasting the life blood of the neck's artery.
John thought he screamed for her to stop, but who could hear
between shot gun blasts? Shot after shot, straight into the Rex's
head. The Rex should have been dead, but he acted as if John and the
shotgun didn't exist. When Gfurn neared, he dropped Klopp's mangled
body to the ground. John stumbled up and ran to the trees.
Gfurn darted in, teeth clamping down. Quickly she released. The
Rex wasn't entirely real, it was almost like she bit into super dense
fog. But the Rex reacted to the bite. Silently roaring, he lunged at
Gfurn. Barely, she dodged the attack. Swiping a forclaw, she nicked
his nose. Another silent roar.
John stood just within the trees, about fifteen feet to the right
of the pair, mesmerized by the deadly dance in front of him. The
raptor darted in and out, always narrowly escaping death. The Rex
steadily pushed forward, soon entering the middle of the clearing.
Another ten feet, and Gfurn would run out of manuvering room. She
would surely die. John looked to the sky. The moon was behind a
cloud.
Klopp stood up. John looked over at the 'dead' Raptor. Its body
bloody and torn, the Raptor took a moment to settle itself. Then it
looked right John, its eyes glowing a soft blue light. Ajkkar. Alive
but dead. Klopp moved into the woods. John knew he was the prey.
Gfurn managed to dart around the Rex, scoring some minor hits to
its hind legs. Raptors had tremendous energy reserves, but the Rex did
not allow a seconds worth of rest. The only thing keeping her up was
the rage and hate, and even that would not be enough soon. She noticed
Klopp stand up and could smell the taint of his death, but ignored it
out of necessity. John would have to deal with him. Gfurn jumped
left, the Rex's leg narrowly crushing her.
John hastily climbed the nearest tree. On the ground, he would be
no match for a Raptor. Sweat pouring down his face, as much from fear
as anything else, he waited for the Raptor. Trying desperately to calm
himself, he tried to listen for the Raptor's thoughts. Hurriedly, he
reloaded his shot gun, thankful he hadn't taken off the ammo belt when
he lay down.
Klopp's thouughts invaded Johns mind. Startled he dropped the
shell he was pushing into the chamber. Klopp knew right where he was.
John glanced about, looking desperately. Klopp was real close, else
John wouldn't have felt him.
The Rex scored a hit on Gfurn. Gfurn stumbled and landed face
first on the grass. Triumphantly, the Rex moved in for the kill.
Gfurn wanted to cry. She didn't want to die, didn't want to become
ajkkar. Looking to the heaven, she hastily said a prayer to the human
god. If he was listening. Slowly, she watched the cloud inch its way
along the sky. And the full moon suddenly emerged from behind it.
The Rex stepped back as if in pain, the light of the moon covering
it completely in the small clearing.
And the added light gave John a glimpse of movement. Frantically
he fired in the direction he had seen it. The Raptor squealed, and
something fell to the ground. The Rex in the clearing roared again,
but this time not silently
'AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!" Shaking its head as if in great pain, the Rex
fled for the woods. John nearly fell out of the tree when he saw the
Rex suddenly melt into stream of darkness that disappeard into the
shadow.
Gfurn, her mind in shock, dazedly noted the stench disappeared as
quickly as it had come. It was gone.
John dropped from the tree and ran into the clearing. He lay next
to Gfurn, shot gun ready, thankful for light, fearful for the shadows.
They stay there until morning.
Gryop could not make the nightmares go away. Voices spoke in his
head, evil twisted things. Cries of torment and pain, not those of the
living, but those of dead, kept him from sleep. He even dreamed the
shadow had taken a shape, a T Rex, and attacked John. Nervously,
fearfully, he watched the shadows, trembling in fear.
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The Cats in the Cradle
A child arrived just the other day
came into the world in the usual way
but there were planes to catch
and bills to pay
he learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking before I knew it, and as he grew
he said "I'm gonna be like you, dad
you know I'm gonna be like you."
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
the little boy blue and the man in the moon
when you coming home dad, I don't know when
but we'll get together then
you know we'll have a good time then.
My son turned ten just the other day
he said "thanks for the ball, now can we go out and play"
"Can you teach me how to throw?"
I said "not today, I got things to do"
he said thats ok
and he walked away, but his smile never did, and he said
"I'm gonna be like him, yeah you know I'm gonna be like him..."
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.
The little boy blue and the man in the moon.
When you coming home dad, I don't know when
but we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then.
My son came from college just the other day
so much like a man I just had to say
son I'm proud of you, can you sit for a while
he shook his head, and said with a smile
"What I'd really like dad is to borrow the car keys.
See you later, can I have them please."
And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon
the little boy blue and the man in the moon
when you coming home son, I don't know when
but we'll get together then
you know we'll have a good time then.
I've long since retired, my son's moved away.
Called him up just the other day.
"I said "Son I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
"I'd really like to dad, if I can find the time...
you see my new jobs a hassle
the kids have the flu
but it was sure nice talking to you dad
it was sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
he'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.
And the cats in the cradle, and the silver spoon.
The little boy blue and the man in the moon.
When you coming home son, I don't know when
but we'll get together then
you know we'll have a good time then.
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Call me Tas.
Tas
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LEVVAX::JKK7796 "THE MAD HATTER" 6 lines 21-OCT-1993 11:45
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RE: -2
maybe because i was mailing someone!
the mad hatter
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LEVVAX::BXG5360 "O' Captain! my Captain!" 4 lines 21-OCT-1993 16:01
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Why do I feel like I'm developing a couple of ulcers?
Why did Cree have fun last night?:)
-me
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LEVVAX::GAK4178 "Just need a little luv..." 24 lines 21-OCT-1993 17:37
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Why is LEV moving so slowly now!?
(like 340 posts in 3-4 days)
Why am I sitting for 10 minutes explaining one thing to someone? :>
Why was I stupid enough to lose another credit?
Why am I going to die this quarter when I go home and my parents see
it?
Why don't I just die now?
Why would I actually think of doing something like that?
Why am I asking such stoopid questions?
Why don't I stop now?
Why don't I not ask anymore questions fer a while?
Why not?
Gerrit
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LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 6 lines 21-OCT-1993 19:02
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Why does Cree ever have fun?
Ewokie :-|| (braces)
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>
> <<< Note 9.542 by LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" >>>
>
> Why is using extreme force illegal? We caught some shop lifters last
> night, and I was all excited cause I was the only male (well, there was
> the manager, but he's a whimp) and therefore i got to bust em, but the
> girl moved to soon, and so I didn't get to tackle em, just harass em.
> Ho Hum. So I destroyed the bread isle. :)
> ^^^^
> Tas
You have a bread isle in your supermarket? Is it next to
Gilligan's? Hehehe.
I'm so mean.
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Note 9.551 Why? 551 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 12 lines 21-OCT-1993 22:43
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Ya. Its right next to Gabe's Grave Aisle. :)
Why did I say it all? Well, maybe its for the best. Look here,
all my friends, cause he's the sit in a nutshell. I will find out
about the PTC major tmrw, and if I like it, will go to FA and start the
process to becoming an independent student. I'll be getting a single
(I hope) in the dorms and a mealplan and the whole nine yards.
Why does this seem to be the quarter of confrontations?
Tas
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Note 9.552 Why? 552 of 575
LEVVAX::RHP7572 "Raven- Reluctant Messiah" 6 lines 21-OCT-1993 23:38
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Why doesn't Cat believe that I'll find her?
Why did they try to fool me like that last nite?
RavenThorne
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Note 9.553 Why? 553 of 575
LEVVAX::EJC7658 "Ever Waltz with the Wind?" 6 lines 22-OCT-1993 16:18
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Why me?
Liz
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Note 9.554 Why? 554 of 575
LEVVAX::GCM2235 "hello, I must be going" 6 lines 22-OCT-1993 17:35
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Why not
NORM
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Note 9.555 Why? 555 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "Shadow Rogue" 7 lines 23-OCT-1993 12:12
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Why must all things in life look yellow?
Or is that just me?
-- Sceadeau
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Note 9.556 Why? 556 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 3 lines 23-OCT-1993 12:55
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Why so few notes? Won't even go into details here!
The Joker
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Note 9.557 Why? 557 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Are we there yet?" 3 lines 23-OCT-1993 13:32
-< I won't... >-
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Why bother?
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.558 Why? 558 of 575
LEVVAX::TLR8799 "Whaddya mean, Doc? I'm not insane?" 7 lines 24-OCT-1993 17:38
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Why bother? Good idea...let's just junk Lev Society and go our
separate ways....No? Then it's WAR!!!!!!! It is open season for the
hunters to hunt me down! As someone from a play (you get to win a 1994
Ford Pinto if you guess correctly) said, "Cry havoc and let slip the
dogs of war!"
The Joker
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Note 9.559 Why? 559 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 13 lines 25-OCT-1993 17:34
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...was mad hatter getting drunk off my lips.
...why won't Tas join me in our quest as the PTC rulers?
...why was playing golf in Tas's bathroom fun?
...why won't psycho make me a bottle of that wine?
...why am I feeling so good today?
Ewokie
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Note 9.560 Why? 560 of 575
LEVVAX::MAS8646 "Psychoguinea" 9 lines 25-OCT-1993 23:03
-< Boy is it strong stuff >-
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...won't I make you some wine
...cause of I do you' ll probably die from it
--psychoguinea
:)
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Note 9.561 Why? 561 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 7 lines 25-OCT-1993 23:15
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...why does psycho think his stuff is strong enough to knock me out?
It hasn't yet...:)
Ewokie
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Note 9.562 Why? 562 of 575
LEVVAX::MSA7064 "the Ewok from the bronx" 9 lines 25-OCT-1993 23:43
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*clunk*
Ewokie
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Note 9.563 Why? 563 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Low S.O." 2 lines 26-OCT-1993 00:11
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why were moods invented?
Pook
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Note 9.564 Why? 564 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 3 lines 26-OCT-1993 00:12
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So you'd ask questions...
~ :D *laughing*
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Note 9.565 Why? 565 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Low S.O." 2 lines 26-OCT-1993 00:15
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why are some people biologically devoid of wit?
Pook
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Note 9.566 Why? 566 of 575
LEVVAX::ETR0370 "This space for rent" 6 lines 26-OCT-1993 00:20
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So that you always have someone dumb enough to answer your retorical
questions.
...oops.
-ETRigan-
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Note 9.567 Why? 567 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 26-OCT-1993 00:25
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Why are such allowed to roam the planets free of pampers and void of
sitters?
Ewokie
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Note 9.568 Why? 568 of 575
LEVVAX::JDP0492 "Are we there yet?" 3 lines 26-OCT-1993 09:03
-< no, this isn't a fire hydrant >-
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Why did you have a leak last night????
the Anti-Christ
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Note 9.569 Why? 569 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 4 lines 26-OCT-1993 11:00
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Why is it that you need a license to buy a gun, but you don't to bring
a child into the world?
~
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Note 9.570 Why? 570 of 575
LEVVAX::ABL4290 "The one, the Prime." 4 lines 26-OCT-1993 11:24
-< hehehe >-
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Because some guns come already loaded
Sol
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Note 9.571 Why? 571 of 575
LEVVAX::SCM7745 4 lines 26-OCT-1993 11:45
-< The masked man >-
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Why can't I ever remember the names and phone numbers of the sexiest
women who come on to me?
?Shane?
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Note 9.572 Why? 572 of 575
LEVVAX::JGM7683 "Go Naturally" 3 lines 26-OCT-1993 13:37
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Caus' none ever come on to you??? could that be it??? :D *BIG grin*
~
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Note 9.573 Why? 573 of 575
LEVVAX::CJW3890 "Lews Therin Kinslayer" 3 lines 26-OCT-1993 14:26
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hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahah
Tas
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Note 9.574 Why? 574 of 575
LEVVAX::CAS9140 "Low S.O." 3 lines 26-OCT-1993 14:29
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I second Tas' laughter. for reasons quite obscure to some.
:)
Pook
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Note 9.575 Why? 575 of 575
LEVVAX::AXP4796 "Go sit on a jackhammer" 8 lines 26-OCT-1993 14:34
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Why am I, too, laughing?
Why do I feel like complete crap?
Ewokie