"Gravity is a cruel mistress." --The Tick

By Houdini (Houdini) on Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 11:22 am:

"Flying cars that run on cheese would be cool."

-Bryan

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 03:18 pm:

"And so I said to George, 'George,' I said, 'the third movie was a bummer. Cute little furry things. Those of us with any sense had a wild desire to have them all stuffed-'"

Zifnab, Elven Star Book 2 of the Deathgate Cycle by Margaret Weis and Tracey Hickman

By Warsmith (Knight_Hawk) on Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 08:58 am:

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin