"The whole world is, to me, very much 'alive'..."
-Ansel Adams
Introducing:
Member Status:
Favorite Taco Bell Items:
- Soft Tacos, because they're small and cheap
- Burrito Supreme, good for a slow Saturday night when you get the munchies
- 7-Layer Burrito, may it rest in peace
Typical Taco Bell Order:
- 1 Burrito Supreme
- 1 Soft Taco
Largest Amount of Taco Bell Items Consumed At One Time:
- 1 1/2 7-Layers and a Soft Taco (What can I say, I'm a crazy kinda guy...)
Favorite Taco Bell Net Memory:
My favorite memory would have to be the time that Scrod, Bernie, and I all
went, and Scrod and I were wearing these outrageous wigs. The patrons who
weren't laughing out loud gave us some awfully strange looks.
Taco Bell Advice:
Be sure you quadruple check your order, because sometimes the Bell
Demigods (you know, Garth, the senior that was in your 9th grade english class?)
don't count so well. Nothing is worse than getting all psyched for a run, then
finding out that your food's still sitting under the heat lamps back at Bell.
Also, don't down your bell too fast, for the force is strong and has been known
to cause heartburn in the weak.
Suggestions For Taco Bell:
Bring back the 7-layer, ya wackyasses!
Where Taco Bell Net Will Be In 25 Years:
We will all be the presidents of the most powerful companies in the
world. We will merge and purchase the Taco Bell chain, then using our
combined resources we will take over the world, crushing all inferior fast
food franchises!
Composed By Ward
For The Sole Purpose Of Taco Bell Net Propaganda