Dear Bob, You're my last resort! I've tried every other recourse and failed. You must tell me, who lived in Ireland during the Iron Age? signed, Mildly Curious
Judging by the wringled and misshapen appearance of your letter, you're obviously not living in the iron age. What you need is starch, and since we're talking about Ireland, I recommend potatoes. Baked, french fried, and mashed potatoes are all part of a healthy, but mildly curious diet. That, and beer. A half dozen pints of Guinness should keep you from sending strange questions to magazines. Now, off ya go, my good man!
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