INT, interview chair, shot of guy in punk clothing.
TITLE: Nigel Grubb, Lead singer of The Angry Grout

           Nigel
    it's 76. right.  it was the 
    beginin of punk.  We were 
    playing at CBGB's right, and we were 
    playing our big hit,
    
            Nigel (Falsetto)
    Excuse Me!
    
            Nigel (Singing)
    I think I Love You.
    
            Nigel (Growling)
    I Know I hate you.
    
            Nigel
    And Neil was pounding away on his
    guitar, the way he does.  
    And I was all.
    
            Nigel (Shouting)
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
        
            Nigel
    And this  wanker throws this bloody 
    Brick at me.
    I totally dodged it, but the drummer 
    'e Ain't so lucky right, 
    He took it it right
    in the kisser.  It put him in the hospital
    for three months.  After that he never 
    could keep time.  Our career really took
    off at that point.