"Yes I am !!!"
- The dude in the Bud Light Commercials

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark, and we are wearing sunglasses"
"Hit It."
-Jake and Elwood Blues

"And route 17 leads to... Oklahoma????"
- Myself

"I want to find out who this FICA guy is and how come he's taking so much of my money.""
- Nick Kypreos, New York Ranger forward, on what he planned to do during his team's recent visit to the White House. (April 3, 1995)

"I got a gun! It's loaded! SHUT UP!!"
- Denis Leary in "The Ref"
Thou hath been Quoted!