Top Ten Perks of winning The Stanley Cup

10. For one full year, people have to call you "Stanley"
9. Goodbye dull family station wagon, hello brand new Zamboni!!
8. Harder for other teams to score goals with that giant Cup in the crease.
7. Fifty free stitches from doctor of your choice
6. Chance to move to St. Louis for bigger money
5. Olczyk now entitled to buy a vowel
4. Three words: Free Streisand Tickets!
3. When jammed into your steering wheel, Stanley Cup works better than "The Club"
2. Although it has nothing to do with this list, I'd like to take a moment to say, "Potvin Sucks!"
1. My Friend, Ya can't drink beer out of a nobel prize!!