The Rules

  1. Don't.
  2. see number 1.
  3. Do not fire while cloaked.
  4. Leave no witnesses
  5. Cuteness is irrelevant.
  6. Do Not Break the Client.
  7. (Client == Client) until (Paid_in_Full == TRUE);
  8. Watch out for exploding clients.
  9. Control Group. Experimental Group.
  10. Pookie-face is not Pookie-face to Pookie-face's face.
  11. whatever you do... DON'T touch the grass!
  12. If someone asks if you are from the government, you say "NO!"