TOP SECRET:
ALIEN SANTA!!!!!!!
Do not be tricked. This cute little guy could easily turn you into a messy
pile of goo
faster than you can say "Aww, I bet that cute little guy could
easily turn me into a messy pile of goo..."
Alien Santa Vs.
Pez Santa
Perhaps you do not believe in the existence of an Alien Santa.
Do not be tricked. This cute little guy could easily turn you into a messy pile of goo faster than you can say "Aww, I bet that cute little guy could easily turn me into a messy pile of goo..."
Alien Santa Vs. Pez Santa
Perhaps you are an ignorant fool.
If you have any knowledge on the whereabouts of this creature, please contact:
The National Alien Santa Sighting Commission (NASSC)
143 Von Bouyman Boulevard
Desperation, New Mexico 15362
