Mysterious Love by Tom M
Love is mysterious,
What it is no one knows,
Sort of like that stuff,
That's in between your toes.
But I think I have it figured,
I think I understand,
It's better than free cable,
More enjoyable than Spam.
I find myself in love,
And I really don't know why,
But the object of my desire,
Thinks I'm a really groovy guy.
I look at my true love,
With my eyes all ablaze,
I must be in some funk,
A psychadelic love craze.
I can not contain my passion,
My love I must express,
So I bring my love to me,
And take a bite out of her chest.
She tastes so delicious,
I take another bite,
And I savor every morsel,
Oh, what a tasty delight.
You, my half-eaten love,
What a true love you are,
I can't think of any love better,
Than a Hershey's Candy Bar.
I think it is quite normal,
But most people think that
Hershey's Candy Bar
Is a funny name for a cat.