I used to be a member of the X-men, but that was a long time ago. All I ever really wanted to do was sing, all I ever wanted to do was bring a little joy into the world. I can do that here, and although I do miss the Professor and the others sometimes, I know that the violent way just isn't for me anymore.
I feel like I'm doing all the talking! What about you? Maybe you're like me and wouldn't mind seeing a little more levity and a little less thoughtlessness? Don't get me wrong - people are good at heart, but sometimes we just need to stop and think about how what we do can affect other people. That's really what we're about here. Everyone has the right to enjoy themselves. I suppose that brings us to the laws of LEV. There are only two.
Look up ahead! It's Club LEV. It's open all night long, and there are even futons in the basement in case you get too tired to drive home. We have dancing and refreshments and of course, some famous artists come through here from time to time to perform. You don't even have to be 21 to go in. And admission is free.
That's the Levy Lounge. We all like to hang out there. I suppose you could think of it as a public living room. It's a great place to meet new people.
They're setting up a new park over there. It'll have trees and flowers and paths to walk. Maybe we'll even put up a statue to the founders of the WORLD WIDE LEV. The park doesn't have a name yet, though. Maybe you could help us with that! We really could use all the suggestions we could get, so if you have an idea you might want to stop by the post office and drop us a letter.
I'm getting kind of hungry right now, how about you? We can stop at the Malt Shoppe. They have a soda fountain, and just about every known flavor of ice cream. Oh yeah, they have a wonderful lunch menu. Let's go have a bite before we finish the tour. Want to split a submarine sandwich with me? I don't think I could finish it all myself!
If you look out over the ocean, you can see the island of VAXLandia. It's a quiet little paradise off the coast, and it's been a part of LEV_SOCIETY for a long, long time. We build glass castles, and swim, and run relay races in the sun. Oh! And the VAXLandian beaches are the best in all of the WORLD WIDE LEV! Nightbird was the creator of VAXLandia, but long ago she took off for the High Seas. We don't know if we will ever see her again, but we will certainly never forget her.
Maybe we'd better be headed back now... oh wait! Here's Grandpa coming for a stroll. He's everybody's Grandpa. Doesn't matter how old you are or where you came from. There's always a place on Grandpa's lap for you.
Well, I hope you had a good time! Here in the WORLD WIDE LEV, we're always looking for new members. There's a place for everyone! So join the fun! I look forward to seeing you again soon!