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THE GUY AND THE FROG

A guy was crossing the road one day when a frog called
out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and
put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for
one week." The guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful Princess, I'll stay with you and do
ANYTHING you want." Again the guy took the frog out,
smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a
beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
ANYTHING you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The guy
said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time
for girlfriends, but a talking frog is *really* cool."

 

 

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